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In fact that's the title
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truly embarrassing yourself here man. keep digging
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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:43 AM
Author: Adventurous opaque temple

Although we both have reservations about celebrating the Fourth of July, my wife and I decided there couldn't be any harm in a pool party. We are both supportive of holidays as a general concept. My wife suggested that our neighbors would be gratified if we had some barbecue. I don't know how to make barbecue. My wife suggested we invite Mike and Susan, because they have a barbecue and probably know how to barbecue.

Mike arrived wearing a red Trump hat, which I thought was obnoxious and racist, but before I had a chance for a bro-on-bro conversation, he brushed past me to set up the grill. Susan followed close behind, with their five children in tow. She made an apple pie. I quizzed her on the ingredients, but she wasn't giving up her secrets that easily! I tried a slice. Delicious!

My wife had changed into a Stars and Stripes bikini, one I didn't even know she had. She was now prancing around the pool, passing out beers, flirtatiously bending over to give all the men a nice long look at her cleavage. Pete, the Korean accountant from two blocks down, tried to whistle appreciatively, but he couldn't whistle. The other men were more subtle, but I could see their little smirks and grins. My wife was particularly attentive to Mike, as I could tell from the multiple times her body would "accidentally" brush against him. I cracked open a beer and watched in delighted agony.

Mike looked a little amused when I brought some soy patties out for grilling. I asked him about the Trump hat, hoping that it was just an ironic gesture. "We need more white babies in this country," he said. I was floored by this speech, which could have descended straight from Hitler's mouth. Before I could formulate a sufficient reply, he asked me to pass the "girl patties." I sniffed and went upstairs to watch the baby.

My wife got out of the pool and came inside to rinse. I shut the bathroom door as she showered her wonderful naked body. "We have to talk," I said. I explained that Mike would no longer be acceptable as a guest in our house after this party, because I knew him to be a racist. My wife nodded, then shooed me out of the bathroom. For the rest of the evening, she stayed clear of Mike and began flirting with other men.

The party was a success. I read a slam poem about what the Fourth of July means to dispossessed and marginalized communities, both here and around the world. The audience was very polite, except for Mike, who audibly snorted and rolled his eyes. That said, the burgers were very good and I publicly thanked him for the burgers. Mike ignored me. His kids were fussing about the fireworks show. Finally, Susan said she would drive them down to the harbor to look at the fireworks. Our other guests agreed that sounded like fun. Mike said he'd join them after cleaning the grill. I went upstairs to check on our son again. He was fast asleep.

When I came down, Mike was just finishing up. He had gathered all the rubbish from the patio into a large black bag and hauled to the dumpster. As she washed the dishes, my wife watched Mike's thick muscular back through the kitchen window. The door opened and Mike went into the kitchen to wash his hands. As he toweled his giant manpaws, my wife suddenly turned to him and asked what he thought about her.

"What do you mean?" Mike said.

My wife shut off the faucet and leaned forward, her cleavage framed in the perfect scoop of her neckline. Her wet hands ran along her shirt, giving visible outline to her erect nipples. She drew closer to Mike, her fingers lightly stroking his chest, tracing down to his hips. Mike smiled.

"What do you think of these?" In a swift motion, she lifted up her shirt, showing her beautiful naked breasts.

Mike gasped. "They're beautiful." He turned to me. "Wow, tree man, you are one lucky son of a bitch."

I grinned painfully, my eyes shot through with fear. How dare she do this before my eyes! How dare she disrespect me like this.

"You can be lucky too," she said to Mike.

"But Susan--"

"But Susan." My wife giggled. Her fingers lightly danced to the tent Mike was pitching in his trousers.

"tree man, if you don't get a hold of your wife, I'm going to fuck her," Mike boomed.

And he did. In a moment, they were transported by crazy lust, pulling each other's clothes off and fucking right before my astonished eyes on the kitchen counter. I felt the protest rise to my throat, coming out only as pathetic mewl. I buried my face in the couch, crying tears of rage and shame as their moans grew louder and longer. I looked up, only to see the strong muscular Mike plowing with his gigantic member into my wife's willing vulnerable cunt. I beat the pillow. "This must stop! This must stop!"

Mike stopped for a moment, confused, but my wife gently encouraged him to take her from behind. "tree man won't do anything." Her mocking laugh filled the house, as I ran outside to plunge myself into the pool, hoping I would drown. But I couldn't hold my breath long enough to drown, so I climbed back out of the pool.

I returned to find Mike pumping away at my wife. Sopping wet, I collapsed into a useless heap and watched them ecstatically fuck each other senseless. Mike shot his load deep into my wife's pussy and she sucked him off. They showered and left to watch the fireworks.

I have not spoken to my wife since she returned.

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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:52 AM
Author: tan motley indirect expression

'Mike looked a little amused when I brought some soy patties out for grilling. I asked him about the Trump hat, hoping that it was just an ironic gesture. "We need more white babies in this country," he said. I was floored by this speech, which could have descended straight from Hitler's mouth.'

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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Puce Disgusting Fanboi Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33760984)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Khaki parlor place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35889412)



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Date: October 5th, 2018 5:35 AM
Author: contagious point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36961590)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Ruby Church Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479227)



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Date: July 7th, 2019 10:01 AM
Author: Indigo Goyim Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38494136)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:41 AM
Author: Ruby Church Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40540838)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 4:04 PM
Author: grizzly judgmental market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40640586)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 7:50 PM
Author: Shimmering flatulent office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40914778)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:48 PM
Author: Nubile gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#44158857)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 1:47 PM
Author: boyish gay windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#44735991)



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Date: July 4th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: histrionic nighttime hall philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#49071711)



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Date: July 4th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Passionate startled trailer park newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#49071718)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:50 AM
Author: up-to-no-good stag film

i like how you worked mewl in there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862531)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:00 PM
Author: chestnut hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864082)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: gold irradiated cruise ship sneaky criminal

been thinking about this all night. Mewl is a great word, perfect for this scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30870745)



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Date: July 5th, 2019 2:01 PM
Author: Shimmering flatulent office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38486948)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:52 AM
Author: glittery plum milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862536)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:05 AM
Author: white azn tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862543)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: yellow stimulating hominid

trump supporters are a strange bunch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862563)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:33 AM
Author: Brindle Comical Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862576)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:36 AM
Author: Floppy crusty new version therapy

(fatceps)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862578)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:07 AM
Author: Dun Hairraiser Property Cumskin

Wow. I am hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862610)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:17 AM
Author: Apoplectic Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862635)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Laughsome Dysfunction Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865419)



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Date: October 5th, 2018 2:38 AM
Author: Vibrant canary lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36961229)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:10 AM
Author: garnet rigpig national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862617)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: Orchid wrinkle

lotta really great stuff in here brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862675)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:49 AM
Author: Vermilion stage

every once in a while, im reminded that this is a really weird place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862719)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:50 AM
Author: Hyperactive Dilemma

I like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862722)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:53 AM
Author: Claret arousing gaping ticket booth

Me too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862725)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:53 AM
Author: Vermilion stage

oh, don't get me wrong, i like it here too...but a reminder helps every once in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862726)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:06 AM
Author: sepia yapping abode candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862755)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: deep dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33761094)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:53 AM
Author: Brilliant chad

Brother, this sounds like a rough 4th of July

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862724)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:54 AM
Author: Hyperactive Dilemma

In fact that's the title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862733)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: haunting vivacious principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864111)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle rough-skinned corner

Mike posted a pic of the encounter:

http://i.imgur.com/cRwciFM.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862742)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: sable area blood rage

die from AIDS, faggot, some of us are at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864184)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 2:58 PM
Author: well-lubricated elastic band multi-billionaire

This thread is worse than the picture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864906)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: sable area blood rage

No, it is not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864988)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle rough-skinned corner

You're reading a thread about sex on a nude bodybuilding, cock size, and cuckoldry blog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865038)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: frum impertinent son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865098)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: sable area blood rage

It is a classy cuckoldry blog, you porn addicted Guido loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866259)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:32 PM
Author: Orchid wrinkle

lmao what exactly did you expect here my low IQ brother? Hope you don't get fired from the call center!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866170)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:41 PM
Author: sable area blood rage

Listen, imbecile, it is customary here and a good policy to add (NSFW), but I guess it is better not to click the links just in case because the bort is now infested with smug cum sucking faggot kikes like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866213)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:34 PM
Author: Orchid wrinkle

(sfw) or (nsfw) are customarily used to alert the viewer to the unexpected. since he literally described the picture as being a POV shot of the sexual encounter described in the OP, yeah I smugly think you look like an absolute moron for flipping out lol jfc xo 2016

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866542)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: sable area blood rage

Lol at your 95 IQ and reading comprehension impairment you fucking used car salesman who had to get a JD because kikes are "elite"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866607)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:50 PM
Author: Orchid wrinkle

truly embarrassing yourself here man. keep digging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866634)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: sable area blood rage

That's rich coming from an imbecile who reads "Mike posted a pic of the encounter" as "he literally described the picture as being a POV shot of the sexual encounter" and then prances around exuberant about himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866669)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: buck-toothed brass casino

You're in the wrong, brother. Imgur's don't trigger work blocking software (at least at my company). And even if it isn't SFW, do you not have your own office? Are you in a cube farm or something?

Either way... it was pretty obvious that it was a dirty pic. Simmer down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30867255)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: sable area blood rage

I have my own office with a door. I don't want DEGENERATE JEW PORNOFILTH popping up on my screen without warning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30867275)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: cerebral library

youre wrong here faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33829563)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:05 AM
Author: mind-boggling death wish mood

I enjoyed reading this vignette about your life. Keep fighting the good fight, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862754)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:10 AM
Author: unholy exhilarant kitchen pisswyrm

This would be enjoyable until you realize how much effort the OP made, waking up early at 6am, to write this garbage on a deplorable message board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862763)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:33 PM
Author: sable area blood rage

(triggering memories dood)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864310)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: lascivious range regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862768)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:16 AM
Author: hideous frisky skinny woman

Keep ur head up tree man!

Also lmao @ "The party was a success. I read a slam poem about what the Fourth of July means to dispossessed and marginalized communities, both here and around the world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862780)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Vermilion stage

this is probably the most hilarious line, but the best detail imho is mike throwing out the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862851)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 10:06 AM
Author: hideous frisky skinny woman

I lol'd at that too. Mike is so thoughtful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862949)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Vermilion stage

on second thought, this line is fucking hilarious:

"tree man, if you don't get a hold of your wife, I'm going to fuck her," Mike boomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865013)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: mewling bistre mediation

Still great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35399690)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: appetizing psychic menage

I liked it when OP unsuccessfully tried to drown himself in the pool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35399804)



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Date: July 4th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Duck-like arrogant institution

the *rubbish*

every word was chosen with incredible care

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36362958)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:16 AM
Author: Big Slap-happy Ratface Juggernaut

Gonna need to see this slam poem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862781)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:01 PM
Author: Walnut Harsh Pit Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864088)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:14 PM
Author: Vermilion stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865002)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: very tactful orchestra pit double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30870702)



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Date: July 10th, 2016 1:43 PM
Author: Apoplectic Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30894572)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 1:55 PM
Author: boyish gay windowlicker

Note: the slam poetry trend really died out from 2016 to 2022.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#44736075)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 10:51 PM
Author: histrionic nighttime hall philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#46166058)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: violent painfully honest parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862844)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: ruddy university toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30863222)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:01 PM
Author: haunting vivacious principal's office

(Pumo's neighbor)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864089)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Amethyst Shivering Set Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864109)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:05 PM
Author: Amethyst Shivering Set Puppy

I better see this on reddit later on....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864118)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: sable area blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864317)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:05 PM
Author: Blathering Fragrant Persian

meh. 138. way too much non sexual detail, not enough sexual detail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864121)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: sable area blood rage

(low IQ cuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864320)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Heady hell affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864793)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 1:43 PM
Author: Ruby Church Boiling Water

(2 IQ)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40639829)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: frozen talented scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864127)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:17 PM
Author: amber unhinged piazza love of her life

I love treeman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864216)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:37 PM
Author: Idiotic business firm

"as I ran outside to plunge myself into the pool, hoping I would drown. But I couldn't hold my breath long enough to drown, so I climbed back out of the pool."

oddly the most vivid, captivating imagery in the whole piece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864336)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: Curious Rigor Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864389)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 2:10 PM
Author: frozen talented scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864591)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: Brilliant chad

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864737)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Vermilion stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865006)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:37 PM
Author: frum impertinent son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865133)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: haunting vivacious principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865458)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: multi-colored purple house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866587)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: amber unhinged piazza love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32821088)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: appetizing psychic menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35399811)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: frozen talented scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35889402)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: Silver self-centered toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36042596)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 1:47 PM
Author: boyish gay windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#44735995)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 1:48 PM
Author: Soul-stirring boltzmann sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#44736007)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Summertime Sadness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#49979001)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:48 PM
Author: Ocher house-broken meetinghouse kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864415)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: gold irradiated cruise ship sneaky criminal

180 stuff. Love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864723)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:02 PM
Author: Thriller naked den

Omg 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864936)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Concupiscible zippy native

180 tree man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865017)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:18 PM
Author: galvanic sex offender people who are hurt

Is this a Raymond Carver excerpt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865022)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 11:03 AM
Author: olive slimy pervert site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30870715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Ruby Church Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479229)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: Ruby Church Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40610365)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 9:01 PM
Author: 180 Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#46165672)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Hot Sienna Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865049)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: frum impertinent son of senegal

tree man is one of the few high-IQ ppl left on here. bravo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865122)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: haunting vivacious principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865457)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Dun Hairraiser Property Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33581312)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: racy wine stead trust fund

Both rock hard and laughing.

180, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865640)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 5:47 PM
Author: sable area blood rage

This has the potential to become a popular genre for millennial males.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865943)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: metal indian lodge

Read this 50 times now and still not seeing how this bro is racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866179)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:47 PM
Author: frum impertinent son of senegal

(racist neighbor)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866618)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:22 PM
Author: Kink-friendly lake roommate bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866461)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Silver self-centered toaster

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30867197)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: stirring vengeful legal warrant

Not that interesting, but thanks for trying so hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30867263)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: amber unhinged piazza love of her life

(susan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30870555)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone charismatic locus cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30870689)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: buck-toothed brass casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30870982)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: marvelous voyeur volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32147333)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: ebony talking plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32821316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: Ruby Church Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479231)



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Date: July 7th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Indigo Goyim Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38494245)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone charismatic locus cuckoldry

thank u for outstanding attention to detail

e.g. the Korean neighbor who couldn't whistle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30870694)



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Date: July 10th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: Apoplectic Coffee Pot

Need more 180s for Pete, the Korean accountant from two blocks down, tried to whistle appreciatively, but he couldn't whistle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30894576)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: gold irradiated cruise ship sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32147364)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: zombie-like demanding nursing home depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32821461)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Duck-like arrogant institution

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33344188)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: Ruby Church Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479233)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 5:44 PM
Author: supple godawful main people location

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479914)



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Date: December 13th, 2020 2:15 PM
Author: Electric flushed twinkling uncleanness idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#41539710)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:50 PM
Author: Cream Hateful Sweet Tailpipe Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#44158876)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: indecent obsidian box office

His lips were too slanted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#46166131)



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Date: July 4th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: indecent obsidian box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#47809806)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: amber unhinged piazza love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32147282)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: Silver self-centered toaster

solid bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32147343)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 1:32 PM
Author: Orchid wrinkle

"my wife and I decided there couldn't be any harm in a pool party. We are both supportive of holidays as a general concept."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32147869)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed address ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32148946)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: glittery plum milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32152320)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: fighting copper community account police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32821144)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 5:36 PM
Author: At-the-ready learning disabled lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32821498)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: amber unhinged piazza love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33344091)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 12:21 PM
Author: Claret arousing gaping ticket booth

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33344104)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: gold irradiated cruise ship sneaky criminal

there is some hilarious detail in almost every single sentence of the OP. Brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33344183)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Claret arousing gaping ticket booth

so true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33344195)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:53 PM
Author: Scarlet jew brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33349212)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:51 PM
Author: fighting copper community account police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33349205)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 1:20 AM
Author: fighting copper community account police squad

courtesy bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33578733)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Misanthropic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33580191)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: Apoplectic Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33580195)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: amber unhinged piazza love of her life

Anniversary bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33760934)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: fighting copper community account police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33760982)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz reading party state

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33761002)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: Apoplectic Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33761024)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: balding school cafeteria dragon

Tree Man is a personal hero of mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33761079)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: deep dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33761105)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Khaki parlor place of business

it's insane how good this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33761126)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: Scarlet jew brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33829240)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling death wish mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#34112004)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 1:56 PM
Author: boyish gay windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#44736080)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 2:02 AM
Author: fighting copper community account police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33829232)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: Adulterous chest-beating resort pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33829507)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 9:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#34111935)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 5:04 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy bateful theater coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#34234218)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: fighting copper community account police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#34610428)



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Date: November 8th, 2017 10:03 PM
Author: filthy jap marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#34639230)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: fighting copper community account police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#34932990)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 6:03 AM
Author: Thriller naked den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35399519)



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Date: February 24th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: glittery plum milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35476386)



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Date: February 24th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: wonderful cowardly center

cleaning grill doesn't take long. why would Susan leave Mike just to do this 5 minute max chore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35476404)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: frozen talented scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35660243)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Dun Hairraiser Property Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35889408)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Khaki parlor place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35889418)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Vermilion stage

The classics never grow old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36042568)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: frozen talented scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36042576)



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Date: May 31st, 2018 8:19 AM
Author: fighting copper community account police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36157454)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: ultramarine bearded ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36250670)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 10:59 AM
Author: Spruce boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36250710)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Dun Hairraiser Property Cumskin

4th of July is coming up!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36250739)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: trip flesh station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36251058)



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Date: July 4th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: magenta excitant gaming laptop trump supporter

Happy 4th of July!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36362936)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: odious organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479125)



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Date: July 4th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac headpube lettuce

never thought I could simultaneously jack off to completion and laugh hysterically but this thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36362983)



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Date: October 5th, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: fighting copper community account police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36961216)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: frozen talented scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#37113092)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: iridescent diverse circlehead space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#37251360)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:08 AM
Author: Adulterous chest-beating resort pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#37255770)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: Topaz garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479065)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Vigorous buff tanning salon generalized bond

First time seeing this. Unbelievably 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479075)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Nubile gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479079)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 2:56 PM
Author: Khaki parlor place of business

The party was a success. I read a slam poem about what the Fourth of July means to dispossessed and marginalized communities, both here and around the world. The audience was very polite, except for Mike, who audibly snorted and rolled his eyes. That said, the burgers were very good and I publicly thanked him for the burgers. Mike ignored me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479199)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 5:19 PM
Author: Mauve Titillating Messiness Macaca

“Before I could formulate a sufficient reply, he asked me to pass the ‘girl patties.’”

This made me LOL IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479833)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 5:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling foreskin

much like a 4th of july fireworks display, it has a perfectly paced mix of loud bright bursts and smoldering long fuses that leave the audience in tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479845)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 5:28 PM
Author: Apoplectic Coffee Pot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479869)



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Date: July 7th, 2019 9:41 AM
Author: frozen talented scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38494075)



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Date: September 3rd, 2019 8:58 PM
Author: black rehab famous landscape painting

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38782328)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Apoplectic Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40540746)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:24 AM
Author: Abnormal knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40540771)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:41 AM
Author: Sick pearly legend electric furnace

one of my favorites...i've been searching for this forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40540836)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Sapphire tripping queen of the night

Keep your chin up tree man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40540847)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Ivory Exciting Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40540855)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 10:06 AM
Author: Apoplectic Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40545504)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: amber unhinged piazza love of her life

Happy July 4th!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40545568)



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Date: July 14th, 2020 11:44 PM
Author: Mustard Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40610239)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: Self-absorbed pale church building keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40610362)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Aqua Bonkers Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40639822)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 1:43 PM
Author: Ruby Church Boiling Water

We need more white babies in this country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40639827)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 3:48 PM
Author: Aqua Bonkers Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40640509)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 7:16 PM
Author: Dun Hairraiser Property Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40641546)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 1:51 PM
Author: Dun Hairraiser Property Cumskin

This is probably my favorite thread ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40639882)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 9:42 PM
Author: iridescent diverse circlehead space

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40910833)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 9:43 PM
Author: Thirsty Friendly Grandma

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40910836)



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Date: October 16th, 2020 6:50 PM
Author: Mustard Mexican

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#41127485)



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Date: January 12th, 2021 5:54 PM
Author: filthy jap marketing idea



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Date: January 12th, 2021 6:07 PM
Author: spectacular giraffe fat ankles

I always wished Treeman posted again. The biggest one hit wonder in board history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#41740475)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: frozen talented scourge upon the earth

He created Darnell meme he was far from one hit wonder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#44158178)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:31 AM
Author: Dun Hairraiser Property Cumskin



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Date: August 20th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: filthy jap marketing idea



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Date: November 3rd, 2021 3:49 PM
Author: frozen talented scourge upon the earth



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:31 AM
Author: Dun Hairraiser Property Cumskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#44158222)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:34 AM
Author: lilac hospital background story



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Date: April 28th, 2022 6:53 AM
Author: ultramarine bearded ape



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Date: April 28th, 2022 6:59 AM
Author: pink half-breed stock car

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Date: June 24th, 2022 1:41 PM
Author: lavender international law enforcement agency associate



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Date: July 2nd, 2022 12:27 AM
Author: Peach Provocative Prole



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:02 PM
Author: Cracking hilarious home

"Wow, tree man, you are one lucky son of a bitch."

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#45131644)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:04 PM
Author: aromatic jet spot faggot firefighter



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:07 PM
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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:54 PM
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Author: lavender international law enforcement agency associate



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Date: April 9th, 2023 8:57 PM
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Date: July 4th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: iridescent diverse circlehead space

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#46509161)



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Author: Thriller naked den



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Author: dashing partner degenerate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#46509261)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 9:33 AM
Author: Geriatric incel

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#46980342)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:15 AM
Author: violent painfully honest parlour



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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:10 AM
Author: gold irradiated cruise ship sneaky criminal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#46980492)



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Date: July 22nd, 2023 12:13 PM
Author: Hairless rose sandwich



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Date: October 25th, 2023 9:06 AM
Author: ultramarine bearded ape



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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:44 AM
Author:  maize deer antler

"Pete, the Korean accountant from two blocks down, tried to whistle appreciatively, but he couldn't whistle."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#46980629)



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Author: effete tank



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Author: Mischievous Cobalt Base Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#49068891)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:44 AM
Author: Mustard Mexican

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#46980633)



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Author: Umber locale



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Author: iridescent diverse circlehead space

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Date: July 4th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: iridescent diverse circlehead space

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#47809645)



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Date: July 4th, 2024 6:32 PM
Author: ultramarine bearded ape



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Author: Costumed French Theater Stage Gay Wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#47809941)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 6:11 AM
Author: Adventurous opaque temple

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#48347900)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 7:15 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#48312645)



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Author:  round eye party of the first part

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#48312683)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 5:36 AM
Author: lavender international law enforcement agency associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#48347887)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Topaz garrison

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#49068879)



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Author: Dun Hairraiser Property Cumskin



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Date: July 4th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: iridescent diverse circlehead space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#49071701)



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Date: July 4th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: histrionic nighttime hall philosopher-king

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#49071719)



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Date: July 4th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Dead coral whorehouse mad-dog skullcap

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#49071730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: pink half-breed stock car

"Pete, the Korean accountant from two blocks down, tried to whistle appreciatively, but he couldn't whistle. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#49077788)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: effete tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#49859978)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: lavender international law enforcement agency associate



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: which dad?

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#49977375)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: Summertime Sadness

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#49979000)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 5:54 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#49979070)