We ordered some amazing food and started off with some pretzel bread, french onion soup, oysters, pasta, salmon tartare, and Johnny Cakes (basically cornbread covered in honey/butter). We followed that up with some great meat (which I washed down with a nice beer). My wife and I split a Tomahawk Wagyu hybrid steak (Kenny and Paralegal Karim split the same thing), and Disco got the Game Sampler (Bison, Venison, Quail). Paralegal Mohamed is a better Muslin than his brother and got the lamb. We got some mashed potatoes and brussels sprouts for ours sides.

I've had the same waiter before and he was roommates with one of my laser tag friends (who used to be the head chef of Saddlepeak). So hooked us up with lots of free drinks and three free desserts. He has a small issue he needed expunged and I offered to do it for free and handed him my business card. He will probably send me tons of car accident cases. This is how you network, brothers.

There was a couple on a date a few tables down from us. We were pretty loud and you could tell the girl on the date would have rather been hanging out with us than the guy she was with.

Overall it was a great night. We spoke about several things including why women want an assertive an alpha husband. My wife confirmed that she enjoys that I am the boss in our relationship and she likes that I am in charge. I enjoyed spending time with Disco, Kenny, Paralegal Mohamed, Paralegal Karim, and my wife. Today I'm taking my kids to Universal Studios. Can't wait, brothers!

https://imgur.com/a/TdsVNEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5181513&forum_id=2Elisa#45082971)

1. I always thought disco fries was insane flame

2. Dooder is YUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5181513&forum_id=2Elisa#45082980)

that said, i thought disco fries was in NJ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5181513&forum_id=2Elisa#45083373)

it will take quite a bit of work and time to turn that o line body into a te body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5181513&forum_id=2Elisa#45083706)

Nice networking!

DF ordered better. You want to get the interesting stuff.

DF is probably 6'2, but an accurate 6'2. I've been accused of being 6'5 since I'm an accurate 6'3. People lie.

Will give a more detailed response to this epochal poast when I free up a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5181513&forum_id=2Elisa#45082979)

Respect for choosing a no-tip joint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5181513&forum_id=2Elisa#45082997)

the food looks really good and it doesn't appear to be some overpriced homo foodie shithouse. good job there.

"We were pretty loud and you could tell the girl on the date would have rather been hanging out with us than the guy she was with."

but LJL at this. look at that picture of you guys and then read this again. you know how people occasionally poast a thread here titled "look at this Redditor meetup" and there's a pic? well, it kind of looks like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5181513&forum_id=2Elisa#45083001)

i'm sorry to be mean but that was likely a look of disgust she was giving you. imagine being a 20-something female looking over at an obnoxious table populated by mentally ill NOWAGs, the morbidly obese, and various ethnic kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5181513&forum_id=2Elisa#45083002)

you need to buy an issue of gq or esquire or something. you look goofy as shit. or get a rickshaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5181513&forum_id=2Elisa#45083026)

at least his outfit has verisimilitude. would be strange if he came there looking like mafoofan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5181513&forum_id=2Elisa#45083059)

pocket squares are formal. why are you wearing one when your bottom half looks like a 90s sitcom dad?

those jeans are tragic, dude. it's fine to wear a jacket/dress shirt with casual clothes but not those pants and shoes. why do you own those jeans? i really want an answer.

were the shoes a joke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5181513&forum_id=2Elisa#45083062)

you're asian so you have enough going against you from the jump. pay attention to ur clothes for fucks sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5181513&forum_id=2Elisa#45084386)

look at the cuffs of the shirt - clearly french cuffs because you can see them doubled over at the end. this clown was waering french cuffs with mom jeans.

now go get your shine box, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5181513&forum_id=2Elisa#45083415)

https://www.goat.com/sneakers/jordan-88-racer-white-cement-av1200-100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5181513&forum_id=2Elisa#45083441)

rich people get to dress however they want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5181513&forum_id=2Elisa#45083720)

that outfit is goofy and autistic looking, i don't care how much money the zipperhead has. go stick up for the Uvalde Police Dept on Facebook, brejghgks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5181513&forum_id=2Elisa#45083736)

oh how edgy!

moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5181513&forum_id=2Elisa#45085760)

At 6'7 that's not uncommon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5181513&forum_id=2Elisa#45083060)

cslg is a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5181513&forum_id=2Elisa#45083045)