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I can tell you ev'ry trait that marks a yellow or a Jew- I know the methods systems and the organization too- Of the great eugenicists who all these facts have known- And I will cite for you the works of Reisman, Chandler, and Coon! Chad:
Reisman, Chandler, and Coon! Evan:
So ev'ry time some liberal says that we can all get along- I know that he is lying, and I tell him how dare he! Chorus + Evan: How dare you!
evan39 (to Chad): You're so beautiful-- Chad: Evan, we've been through this-- Evan39: --I know, I know, but I can't help how I feel-- Chad: --I'm just not interested-- Evan39: --I know, I know, but maybe if you got to know me-- Chad: --I don't think so, Evan-- Evan39: --Please, Chad, just give me a chance-- Chad: --No, Evan, I'm sorry-- Evan39: --How dare you.
...
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I don't know, it just seems like a lot of work for something that might not even work out. ATTORNEY:
And it's not like you're even that good at writing. Evan39:
What do you mean? I'm a great writer! ATTORNEY:
No, you're not. You're just a hack. Evan39: What about my parody article? Didn't I make you click? Didn't you click, chad? *EVAN LOOKS AT CHAD IMPLORINGLY* Chad:
No...I didn't click. Evan39:
HDY. |
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Evan39: My name is Evan39!
General Manager Javert: And I'm Javert! Do not forget my name. Do not forget me, Employee 39.
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