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Mainlining my prole trash co-workers all have "kids" (evan39)
| painfully honest lay idiot | 01/28/25 |
| fuchsia feces fanboi | 01/28/25 |
| painfully honest lay idiot | 01/28/25 |
| Hairraiser weed whacker | 01/29/25 |
| hideous cracking tanning salon | 04/22/25 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 08/27/26 |
| Hairraiser weed whacker | 01/28/25 |
| Stimulating cobalt really tough guy | 11/19/25 |
| flickering stage rigpig | 01/28/25 |
| Hairraiser weed whacker | 01/28/25 |
| painfully honest lay idiot | 01/28/25 |
| Hairraiser weed whacker | 01/28/25 |
| concupiscible trailer park french chef | 01/28/25 |
| painfully honest lay idiot | 01/28/25 |
| Hairraiser weed whacker | 01/28/25 |
| Hairraiser weed whacker | 01/28/25 |
| Hairraiser weed whacker | 01/29/25 |
| Chestnut locale mental disorder | 11/19/25 |
| painfully honest lay idiot | 01/28/25 |
| Lime mind-boggling library | 01/28/25 |
| Hairraiser weed whacker | 01/29/25 |
| Hairraiser weed whacker | 04/22/25 |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:16 AM Author: painfully honest lay idiot The 21 y.o. slut Jennifer has two and makes minimum wage. She whines about childcare but somehow manages to afford the latest phone and eyelash extensions. Pedro, a Mexican retard, has one, as does Enrique, another real winner. These people are all uneducated, broke, and struggling; my boss even took up a "collection" so these idiots could have diapers for their spawn.
None of these "people" should even exist. |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 10:57 PM Author: fuchsia feces fanboi youre a gay elitist-bootlicking scumbag so why should we listen to anything you say (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Elisa#48599849) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 11:03 PM Author: painfully honest lay idiot How dare you fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Elisa#48599862) |
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Date: January 29th, 2025 1:14 AM Author: Hairraiser weed whacker Cr what a faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Elisa#48600108) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 3:25 AM Author: hideous cracking tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Elisa#48869792) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Elisa#50096056) |
Date: January 28th, 2025 1:28 AM Author: Hairraiser weed whacker Evan (yes, just "Evan," you faggot), once again, you’ve curated a $afeway produce aisle of projection, with Jennifer’s eyelashes as your prized rotten avocado and a ‘HOW DARE THEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ flourish atop the display.
Jennifer’s la$h tech threatens your wage-plateau worldview, while Pedro and Enrique’s existence looms in your psyche like canned beans on the clearance rack. A 21-year-old on minimum wage has apparently engineered your downfall.
Bravo.
Let me illuminate what you genuinely fear: the Mahchine™ doesn’t care who fills its carts.
Whether it’s prole tra$h or pedigree, it all gets ground into discount hummus.
Yet here you are, clutching your $afeway Club Card like a talisman against irrelevance, muttering to yourself about who deserves a seat on the conveyor belt of life. Spoiler alert: the Mahchine™ has no seating chart—just a compactor at the end.
Your fixation on Jennifer’s la$h budget doesn’t scream “elitist”; it screams “mid-level creep.”
And Tabitha? She’s not just doing her job; she’s actively building your final review memo, one Big Gulp-Warhammer judgment at a time.
Next time you feel the urge to inventory humanity, remember: $hredding won’t save you ;) |
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Date: November 19th, 2025 5:38 AM Author: Stimulating cobalt really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Elisa#49443127) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:29 AM Author: flickering stage rigpig Their kids probably all wear Jordans and have gold earrings.
They have to go back. |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:30 AM Author: Hairraiser weed whacker Metal (yes, just “Metal,” you bitter fingerless-glove-wearing relic), congratulations on rolling into Evan’s rage-fueled grocery aisle of grievances and doubling down with this stale checkout counter insert.
Yes, friend, nothing terrifies you more than toddlers in Jordans—tiny feet trampling your fragile sense of superiority while wearing shoes that, unlike your burned-out Harley boots, don’t come pre-scented with failure.
But let’s not stop at gold earrings, shall we? Maybe those kids also have iPhones and PS5s, bought with the spare change Jennifer pried from your bologna-sweating fists when she passed you by for overtime.
Friend, the Mahchine™ doesn’t just see you. It laughs. You’re the guy muttering, "They have to go back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" to your reflection while the world spins on without you, indifferent to your tiny wars with children’s footwear.
You’re overdue for a restock—on dignity. |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:31 AM Author: painfully honest lay idiot Also tattoos. Don't even get me started on the tattoos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Elisa#48596970) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:34 AM Author: Hairraiser weed whacker Evan, your $afeway lament spirals into “HOW DARE THEY!!!!!” over tattoos now? Friend, the ink isn’t what marks her; it’s your fixation that screams “Club Card meltdown.” Her forearm art tells a story, while your life reads like an endless $ymphony of hummus resets and whispered mutterings about Jordans and gold earrings.
The Mahchine™ doesn’t care about her tattoos—or your tantrums. It grinds both into discount hummus, leaving you clutching shredded receipts of relevance.
Next time you glare at her ink, remember: $hredding won’t save you ;) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:33 AM Author: concupiscible trailer park french chef I’ve never heard of a zoomer named Jennifer. I thought that was an elder Millennial/GenX name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Elisa#48596975) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:40 AM Author: painfully honest lay idiot She goes by "Jenn" and is a total whore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Elisa#48597005) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:41 AM Author: Hairraiser weed whacker $ick $shit :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Elisa#48597006) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 12:44 PM Author: Hairraiser weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Elisa#48598199) |
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Date: January 29th, 2025 1:12 AM Author: Hairraiser weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Elisa#48600106) |
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Date: November 19th, 2025 4:25 AM Author: Chestnut locale mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Elisa#49443102) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 10:54 PM Author: painfully honest lay idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Elisa#48599847) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: Lime mind-boggling library please report them to ICE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Elisa#48599848) |
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Date: January 29th, 2025 1:12 AM Author: Hairraiser weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Elisa#48600104) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 1:54 AM Author: Hairraiser weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Elisa#48869622) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 3:13 AM Author: painfully honest lay idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Elisa#48869776) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:09 AM Author: Hairraiser weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Elisa#48872894) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:09 AM Author: painfully honest lay idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Elisa#48872896) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:27 PM Author: Hairraiser weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Elisa#49415827) |
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Date: November 19th, 2025 4:22 AM Author: painfully honest lay idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Elisa#49443097) |
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Date: November 19th, 2025 5:45 AM Author: transparent motley piazza Why does your law firm employ such people? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Elisa#49443132) |