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World's most frequent flyer bought 'lifetime' United pass for $510K, can fly fir

NEWARK, N.J. -- With recent travel woes out of Newark airpor...
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  05/12/25
This reads like some insane boomer parody. Dude got everythi...
evan39
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Dunedain cowboy
  05/12/25
Half a mil wasn't nothing in 1990. Fuck United, I hope he ba...
middle aged face diapered woman in airport lounge
  05/12/25
Get your butt out of bed
ungrateful shiteater
  05/12/25
tp
.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
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i legitimately thought you wrote it when I got to this part....
physical computer
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evan39
  05/12/25
This is hilarious. I’m actually surprised United hasn&...
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I don't think they sold all that many of them so they're jus...
.,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
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Think I remember a story from a few years ago that they trie...
middle aged face diapered woman in airport lounge
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years ago i read an article about the American Airlines vers...
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Maybe that's what I'm remembering
middle aged face diapered woman in airport lounge
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Airlines are 180
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Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang
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(Mitch)
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Ass Sunstein
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Bags rothstein sued AA and lost.
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state your IQ before I engage you further
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Trust If Aryan
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business dad
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If only some poaster's dad would sue the airlines, AA and Un...
disco fries
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"sue the airlines, AA and United" is a callback to...
middle aged face diapered woman in airport lounge
  05/12/25
with a soft double chin, and a hedonist grin...
business dad
  05/12/25
The Legend of Lufthansa Gold
Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang
  05/12/25
There have been some god tier parodies on the bort, but this...
middle aged face diapered woman in airport lounge
  05/12/25
I can't believe he is entitled to miles from this program. T...
fulano
  05/12/25
the miles is crazy. it incentives him to use the ticket as m...
business dad
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physical computer
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chilmata
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For a guy with a black wife you sure picked a weird spot to ...
Pierbattista Pizzaballa
  05/12/25
Yeah, I was having a bad morning.
chilmata
  05/12/25
I wonder how much $ he makes if he just treats it like a ful...
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If you figure he's the highest tier and gets the best points...
disco fries
  05/12/25
That's 180 and I'm jealous.
Paralegal Mohammad
  05/12/25
i wonder how many they sold. for $500K in 1990 dollars st...
peeface
  05/12/25
I know jealousy is wrong but
Traditional Latin ass
  05/12/25
an inspiring man whose lessons i will take to heart
sam hyde inseminating boner police's mouth via gjr
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Date: May 12th, 2025 4:31 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)

NEWARK, N.J. -- With recent travel woes out of Newark airport, flyers can take some advice from a man who has flown out of the New Jersey facility more than 8,000 times.

He is the world's most frequent flyer.

He owns a golden ticket, after making a half-million dollar investment more than three decades ago.

Tom Stuker is also known as the 24-million-mile man.

Back in 1990, he bought a "lifetime pass" on United Airlines for him and a companion for $510,000.

That pass allows him to fly first-class anywhere, anytime.

"Basically, I'd take my brother and say, 'Hey, let's go down to Dallas and buy some cowboy boots.' So, the next day, on Friday, I say, 'Honey, let's go to Paris for the weekend,'" Stuker said.

He also earns reward points on those miles.

"On one week, I cashed in enough miles to get $50,000 gift cards in Walmart," Stuker said.

Stuker has used points to remodel his brother's house and fund a children's cancer charity.

"Got my money's worth, there's no argument about that," Stuker said.

He hasn't owned a car in decades, using his points to rent cars instead.

"I've been able to make a lot of people's dreams come true, especially my kids', especially me and my wife," Stuker said.

This past February was the first time in 45 years that Stuker slept at home for a full calendar month.

For everyone else paying full price, Stuker has some advice.

"Get your butt out of bed, and take that first flight out: most dependable flight, No. 1. Prices are cheaper at that time," Stuker said. "You want to get that last flight out of the night? Guess what? Good chance it could be delayed to 3 o'clock in the morning, which screws you up royally and also could be canceled."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923190)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 4:50 AM
Author: evan39

This reads like some insane boomer parody. Dude got everything without lifting a finger, and probably lectures others about "hard work" while counting his cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923193)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:18 AM
Author: Dunedain cowboy (πŸΎπŸ‘£)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923196)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: middle aged face diapered woman in airport lounge

Half a mil wasn't nothing in 1990. Fuck United, I hope he bankrupts them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923612)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: ungrateful shiteater

Get your butt out of bed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923930)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924901)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: physical computer

i legitimately thought you wrote it when I got to this part.

“Stuker said he would encourage everyone to buy a similar lifetime pass and, if none are being offered at the time, to visit United Airlines’ headquarters and negotiate one with the CEO using a firm handshake.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924001)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: evan39



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924893)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,........,....,,,..


This is hilarious. I’m actually surprised United hasn’t breached and just forced litigation to settle this out. Easier from an accounting perspective to write it off as a one time cost than having this guy hit run rate costs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923602)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


I don't think they sold all that many of them so they're just taking the L and waiting for these boomers to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923606)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: middle aged face diapered woman in airport lounge

Think I remember a story from a few years ago that they tried to breach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923608)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


years ago i read an article about the American Airlines version of that deal. AA couldn't break it because it was a perfect case for specific performance.

so AA hired detectives to hunt for violations of the terms. for example, the rules say you can't get anything in exchange from your traveling companion. if you flew your buddy to London so the two of you could watch a soccer match in a London sports bar and your friend said in return, "then the beers are on me!" then AA would terminate the deal.

in the interview the ticket holder said that whenever he took a traveling companion he had to sit the companion down and grill them on the rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923613)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: middle aged face diapered woman in airport lounge

Maybe that's what I'm remembering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923616)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


Airlines are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923617)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923934)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


(Mitch)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924907)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Ass Sunstein



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923628)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


Bags rothstein sued AA and lost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923689)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: state your IQ before I engage you further



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923922)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923951)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: business dad (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924006)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

If only some poaster's dad would sue the airlines, AA and United.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923948)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: middle aged face diapered woman in airport lounge

"sue the airlines, AA and United" is a callback to the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald? 180 if so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923983)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: business dad (gunneratttt)

with a soft double chin, and a hedonist grin...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924008)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang

The Legend of Lufthansa Gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924463)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: middle aged face diapered woman in airport lounge

There have been some god tier parodies on the bort, but this is my favorite. Might be my favorite poast of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924876)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: fulano

I can't believe he is entitled to miles from this program. They made a stupid decision as a cash grab and regret it.

Only airlines can make me side with the boomers. jfc I hate everyone.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923975)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: business dad (gunneratttt)

the miles is crazy. it incentives him to use the ticket as much as possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924012)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: physical computer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924015)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: chilmata



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924164)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa

For a guy with a black wife you sure picked a weird spot to be racist and unfunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924537)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: chilmata

Yeah, I was having a bad morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924940)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,........,....,,,..


I wonder how much $ he makes if he just treats it like a full time job and flies at least 40 hours a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924205)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

If you figure he's the highest tier and gets the best points bonuses, maybe he gets 50,000 points for a TATL in Business. That converts to about $350 at 0.7 cents per mile, which is on the low end, so I would say for every long haul flight he's actually making like $500-600 realistically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924381)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

That's 180 and I'm jealous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923982)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: peeface

i wonder how many they sold.

for $500K in 1990 dollars still quite a gamble that United never went bankrupt in the last 35 years.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924400)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Traditional Latin ass

I know jealousy is wrong but

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924457)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: sam hyde inseminating boner police's mouth via gjr

an inspiring man whose lessons i will take to heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924919)