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I think my girlfriend's IQ is probably 60 or something. Like she might be diable

disabled. We met at a show and some of her friends were in a...
contagious green corner
  07/29/23
You won the lottery bro congrats
Concupiscible amber step-uncle's house marketing idea
  07/29/23
you won
Aggressive talented native gaping
  07/29/23
Unggghhhh
sable supple address sandwich
  07/29/23
knock her up asap
Exhilarant garnet circlehead
  07/29/23
Sounds like heaven
Wonderful cruise ship skinny woman
  07/29/23
180
glittery sepia university corn cake
  07/29/23
“…some of her friends were in a group with one ...
Peach titillating dilemma
  07/29/23
180 writing
hairless vivacious set pistol
  07/29/23
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tan menage water buffalo
  07/29/23
I would kill for a downie who didn't look downie
Cracking cruel-hearted brunch
  07/29/23
I think I speak for everyone when I say we really could use ...
Primrose sinister national security agency faggotry
  07/29/23
Not exactly that retarded but almost as bad. I dated a girl ...
narrow-minded associate
  07/29/23
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Marvelous state dog poop
  07/30/23
Who cares as long as the kids are healthy
Passionate Turdskin Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/29/23
I'm from the "anything short of aids" "school...
Big athletic conference
  07/29/23
What about 3 bills with dark curly forearm hair and a dead b...
Primrose sinister national security agency faggotry
  07/29/23
I've encountered the brown tooth thing before. It's pretty g...
Big athletic conference
  07/29/23
She sounds ideal
pontificating garrison
  07/29/23
Great thread
low-t chest-beating foreskin wrinkle
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deep electric useless brakes
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excitant business firm milk
  07/30/23
pics?
Underhanded jade area legal warrant
  07/29/23
What size bra If we're talking like a 30DD wife her insta...
dun point hominid
  07/30/23
She’s special. Treat her well.
Zippy beta field
  07/30/23
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contagious green corner
  06/12/25
Contrary to the other poasters in this thread, I am going to...
emerald floppy idiot resort
  06/12/25
but they're all retarded
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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:08 PM
Author: contagious green corner

disabled. We met at a show and some of her friends were in a group with one of the bridesmaids' of my friend's wedding's circle's group of friends. She's really thin and cute. Kind of dirty blonde with blue eyes. But her parents are seriously white trash. Her mom smokes literally nonstop until she falls asleep from wine and her dad is a dentist who constantly brags about money and his toilets are gold. A lot of stuff in his house is gold and covered in gold leaf etc. like the crown moulding has gold cherubim in it. But my gf couldn't pass her classes in college and got kicked out of the nursing program and was arrested for stealing a bra at the mall. She can barely spell anything. Almost every sentence she texts me is misspelled somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#46605755)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible amber step-uncle's house marketing idea

You won the lottery bro congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#46605763)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:12 PM
Author: Aggressive talented native gaping

you won

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#46605766)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: sable supple address sandwich

Unggghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#46605771)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant garnet circlehead

knock her up asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#46605775)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:14 PM
Author: Wonderful cruise ship skinny woman

Sounds like heaven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#46605776)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:14 PM
Author: glittery sepia university corn cake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#46605778)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:16 PM
Author: Peach titillating dilemma

“…some of her friends were in a group with one of the bridesmaids' of my friend's wedding's circle's group of friends.”

tbf, based on this description, i can’t tell if you’re 60iq or 160iq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#46605780)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:27 PM
Author: hairless vivacious set pistol

180 writing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#46605809)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:28 PM
Author: tan menage water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#46605812)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:19 PM
Author: Cracking cruel-hearted brunch

I would kill for a downie who didn't look downie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#46605790)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:22 PM
Author: Primrose sinister national security agency faggotry

I think I speak for everyone when I say we really could use a pic here to improve morale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#46605798)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:29 PM
Author: narrow-minded associate

Not exactly that retarded but almost as bad. I dated a girl who was diagnosably bipolar and wanted to get really rough or else she'd withhold sex. I come from a very religious family and lost my virginity well into undergrad, so this was really weird for me. I'm very vanilla. One night she was making me do word shit to her eyes and I slipped and made the worst black eye I've ever seen in my life and the white part of that eye turned red like a demon for several weeks and was really unsettling to look at. Her former marine dad saw it on summer break and called me and threatened to shoot me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#46605818)



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Date: July 30th, 2023 6:08 PM
Author: Marvelous state dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#46608840)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:30 PM
Author: Passionate Turdskin Scourge Upon The Earth

Who cares as long as the kids are healthy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#46605825)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:35 PM
Author: Big athletic conference

I'm from the "anything short of aids" "school of thought"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#46605846)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:38 PM
Author: Primrose sinister national security agency faggotry

What about 3 bills with dark curly forearm hair and a dead brown front tooth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#46605862)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Big athletic conference

I've encountered the brown tooth thing before. It's pretty gross tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#46605867)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: pontificating garrison

She sounds ideal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#46605870)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:52 PM
Author: low-t chest-beating foreskin wrinkle

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#46605917)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: deep electric useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#46605924)



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Date: July 30th, 2023 6:06 PM
Author: excitant business firm milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#46608831)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 7:53 PM
Author: Underhanded jade area legal warrant

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#46605920)



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Date: July 30th, 2023 6:07 PM
Author: dun point hominid

What size bra

If we're talking like a 30DD wife her instantly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#46608834)



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Date: July 30th, 2023 6:08 PM
Author: Zippy beta field

She’s special. Treat her well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#46608836)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: contagious green corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#49009723)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: emerald floppy idiot resort

Contrary to the other poasters in this thread, I am going to say DO NOT WIFE.

Arguing with a dumb chick (and there will be arguments if you marry even if there aren't now) will absolutely steal your soul. When you are trying to explain to her that you saying "X" later in time in response to her saying "Y" did not CAUSE her to say "Y", you will understand. Especially when EVERY SINGLE FIGHT involves reexplaining temporal principles of causation to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#49009744)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Indigo razzle kitchen

but they're all retarded



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#49009747)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: huge dog



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5380513&forum_id=2Elisa#50044952)