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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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irradiated faggot firefighter people who are hurt
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
Onyx Fantasy-prone Dragon
  05/20/25
Never played it
irradiated faggot firefighter people who are hurt
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
Arousing Crystalline Tattoo
  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
irradiated faggot firefighter people who are hurt
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copper territorial principal's office
  10/24/25
wario land
twinkling pit
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
irradiated faggot firefighter people who are hurt
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
chrome floppy piazza
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
irradiated faggot firefighter people who are hurt
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copper territorial principal's office
  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
Flirting orchestra pit
  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
irradiated faggot firefighter people who are hurt
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copper territorial principal's office
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Jet-lagged cerise menage
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copper territorial principal's office
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All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
avocado church building fanboi
  10/23/25
Jesus
Onyx Fantasy-prone Dragon
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copper territorial principal's office
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
well-lubricated marvelous jew resort
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Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
well-lubricated marvelous jew resort
  10/25/25
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
Onyx Fantasy-prone Dragon
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
well-lubricated marvelous jew resort
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copper territorial principal's office
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well-lubricated marvelous jew resort
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180
copper territorial principal's office
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irradiated faggot firefighter people who are hurt
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copper territorial principal's office
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Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mech...
coalition of rabbis
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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: irradiated faggot firefighter people who are hurt

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Onyx Fantasy-prone Dragon

We're doing rape tape right now.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: irradiated faggot firefighter people who are hurt

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Arousing Crystalline Tattoo

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: irradiated faggot firefighter people who are hurt

It came out in 1997

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: copper territorial principal's office



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: twinkling pit

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: irradiated faggot firefighter people who are hurt

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: chrome floppy piazza

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: irradiated faggot firefighter people who are hurt

Yeah that was engagement bait

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: copper territorial principal's office



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Flirting orchestra pit

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: irradiated faggot firefighter people who are hurt

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: copper territorial principal's office



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Jet-lagged cerise menage



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: copper territorial principal's office



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: avocado church building fanboi

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Onyx Fantasy-prone Dragon

Jesus

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: copper territorial principal's office



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: well-lubricated marvelous jew resort

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: well-lubricated marvelous jew resort

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2Elisa#49374874)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Onyx Fantasy-prone Dragon

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: well-lubricated marvelous jew resort

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2Elisa#49374877)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: copper territorial principal's office



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: well-lubricated marvelous jew resort

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: copper territorial principal's office

180

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: irradiated faggot firefighter people who are hurt



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: copper territorial principal's office



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Date: August 25th, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: coalition of rabbis

Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mechanics

Loved when games did this. Rarely see it now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2Elisa#50093422)