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NSAM is an expert on everything. Spiders, geopolitics, fedgov. Imagine his IQ.

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Flirting plaza jap
  01/08/26
it’s an irrational number.
aquamarine temple
  01/08/26
he's a MFE on literally every topic, it's insane
Flirting plaza jap
  01/08/26
We had to replace :D.
bearded silver hospital mad cow disease
  01/08/26
Go ahead and guess my IQ. You won't give an honest answer.
Yellow boltzmann ape
  01/08/26
over 9000 for sure
Flirting plaza jap
  01/08/26
Wow you're afraid to give an honest answer. Who knew?
Yellow boltzmann ape
  01/08/26
Honesty? I'd guess in the 200-215 range
Flirting plaza jap
  01/08/26
To be fair, Cons silent, as usual.
Wonderful chad wrinkle
  01/08/26
PC builds Korea Every US city with >750K ppl Cor...
Curious Gaped National Security Agency Stage
  01/08/26
You're afraid to guess my IQ too. You'll never give an hones...
Yellow boltzmann ape
  01/08/26
You’re a strong 124. Too bad you’re a violent ni...
Curious Gaped National Security Agency Stage
  01/08/26
SP is internet-confirmed 149 and NSAM is orders of magnitude...
Flirting plaza jap
  01/08/26
Like I said, you're terrified to give an honest answer.
Yellow boltzmann ape
  01/08/26
Automobiles The military History
Flirting plaza jap
  01/08/26
CORN!!!
Hot Vigorous Boistinker
  01/08/26
can i get a link to corn expertise.
Wine histrionic mood half-breed
  01/08/26
quantum physics, indonesia, self-defense law, online alts
Free-loading sanctuary depressive
  01/08/26
napalm renaissance philosophy identifying rsf alts
iridescent telephone
  01/08/26
1970s prog rock
Hot Vigorous Boistinker
  01/08/26
link? what’s his take/who are his top bands?
trip swollen brethren
  01/08/26
New one just dropped https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
thriller mustard hell cuckold
  01/08/26
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Flirting plaza jap
  01/08/26
Pretty sure that falls under "geopolitics"
Yellow boltzmann ape
  01/08/26
incorrect
Impertinent church building sound barrier
  01/08/26
No, it's correct. You're just an idiot
Yellow boltzmann ape
  01/08/26
Keep going.
Yellow boltzmann ape
  01/08/26
the craziest thing is that this millennium’s leonardo ...
aquamarine temple
  01/08/26
He's more like this millennium's Cliff Claven
blathering racy garrison mother
  01/08/26
To be fair, Also Jewish and schizophrenic, but who's coun...
Wonderful chad wrinkle
  01/08/26
He's 180
Chocolate appetizing ladyboy trailer park
  01/08/26
Criminal law too
buck-toothed university
  01/08/26
Immigration law too
Yellow boltzmann ape
  01/08/26
Oh, the majesty
blathering racy garrison mother
  01/08/26
all law. there's no law he's not an expert in with the power...
iridescent telephone
  01/08/26
he’s basically chuck mcgill without the people skills....
aquamarine temple
  01/08/26
and more unhinged
iridescent telephone
  01/08/26
NSAM scribbling final Jeopardy answer: "Who are three p...
blathering racy garrison mother
  01/08/26
and NSAM's answer was... "anyone?" that is correct...
iridescent telephone
  01/08/26
...
trip swollen brethren
  01/08/26
Devastating
Yellow boltzmann ape
  01/08/26
...
Free-loading sanctuary depressive
  01/08/26
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Gold dashing station
  01/08/26
...
Hot Vigorous Boistinker
  01/08/26
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Bateful pit digit ratio
  01/09/26
what a staggering genius. we are so lucky to have him here.
Azure sickened skinny woman casino
  01/08/26
Whales
Yellow boltzmann ape
  01/08/26
Nuclear physics
Yellow boltzmann ape
  01/08/26
To be fair, He's easily the smartest guy who has ever poa...
Wonderful chad wrinkle
  01/08/26
Why do you lie about TSLA and BTC when NSAM has made hundred...
iridescent telephone
  01/08/26
...
Free-loading sanctuary depressive
  01/08/26
...
Wonderful chad wrinkle
  01/08/26
...
trip swollen brethren
  01/08/26
...
Dark School Cafeteria International Law Enforcement Agency
  01/09/26
Two years ago I predicted the heliosphere would not have a t...
Yellow boltzmann ape
  01/08/26
To be fair, CR brother, you tell 'em.
Wonderful chad wrinkle
  01/08/26
TBF: Durrrr Ummm IDK maybe an electric car? NSAM: Acciden...
iridescent telephone
  01/08/26
Wrestling dogs so the vet can find a vein
Yellow boltzmann ape
  01/08/26


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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Flirting plaza jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573278)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: aquamarine temple

it’s an irrational number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573283)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Flirting plaza jap

he's a MFE on literally every topic, it's insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573292)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: bearded silver hospital mad cow disease

We had to replace :D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573542)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Yellow boltzmann ape

Go ahead and guess my IQ. You won't give an honest answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573291)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Flirting plaza jap

over 9000 for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573293)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Yellow boltzmann ape

Wow you're afraid to give an honest answer. Who knew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573297)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Flirting plaza jap

Honesty? I'd guess in the 200-215 range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573301)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:19 PM
Author: Wonderful chad wrinkle

To be fair,

Cons silent, as usual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574394)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Curious Gaped National Security Agency Stage

PC builds

Korea

Every US city with >750K ppl

Corn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573296)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Yellow boltzmann ape

You're afraid to guess my IQ too. You'll never give an honest answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573299)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Curious Gaped National Security Agency Stage

You’re a strong 124. Too bad you’re a violent nihilist lunatic because it’s an optimal happiness IQ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573305)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Flirting plaza jap

SP is internet-confirmed 149 and NSAM is orders of magnitude more intelligent than SP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573307)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Yellow boltzmann ape

Like I said, you're terrified to give an honest answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573308)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Flirting plaza jap

Automobiles

The military

History

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573300)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Hot Vigorous Boistinker

CORN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573312)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: Wine histrionic mood half-breed

can i get a link to corn expertise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573745)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Free-loading sanctuary depressive

quantum physics, indonesia, self-defense law, online alts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573316)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: iridescent telephone

napalm

renaissance philosophy

identifying rsf alts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573325)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:07 PM
Author: Hot Vigorous Boistinker

1970s prog rock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573341)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: trip swollen brethren

link? what’s his take/who are his top bands?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573505)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: thriller mustard hell cuckold

New one just dropped

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819304&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573402)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Flirting plaza jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573474)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: Yellow boltzmann ape

Pretty sure that falls under "geopolitics"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573481)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Impertinent church building sound barrier

incorrect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573487)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Yellow boltzmann ape

No, it's correct. You're just an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573489)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Yellow boltzmann ape

Keep going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573410)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: aquamarine temple

the craziest thing is that this millennium’s leonardo da vinci + newton has no job, friends, hobbies, money, family, irl accomplishments, or legacy, and spends all day every day getting made fun of by 10 bald lawyers. the burden of genius, i suppose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573517)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: blathering racy garrison mother

He's more like this millennium's Cliff Claven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573565)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:19 PM
Author: Wonderful chad wrinkle

To be fair,

Also Jewish and schizophrenic, but who's counting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574395)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Chocolate appetizing ladyboy trailer park

He's 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573519)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: buck-toothed university

Criminal law too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573521)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Yellow boltzmann ape

Immigration law too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573528)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: blathering racy garrison mother

Oh, the majesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573552)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: iridescent telephone

all law. there's no law he's not an expert in with the power of his lexis clippy chatbot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573557)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: aquamarine temple

he’s basically chuck mcgill without the people skills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573651)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: iridescent telephone

and more unhinged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574128)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: blathering racy garrison mother

NSAM scribbling final Jeopardy answer: "Who are three people who've never been in my kitchen"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573563)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: iridescent telephone

and NSAM's answer was... "anyone?" that is correct! and his wager... "cons?"

NSAM wins again, running up the score on his jeopardy champion MFE streak to 5,236 days!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573571)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: trip swollen brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573575)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: Yellow boltzmann ape

Devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573577)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Free-loading sanctuary depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573598)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: Gold dashing station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573657)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Hot Vigorous Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573676)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 5:56 AM
Author: Bateful pit digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574954)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Azure sickened skinny woman casino

what a staggering genius. we are so lucky to have him here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573706)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Yellow boltzmann ape

Whales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573713)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 9:23 PM
Author: Yellow boltzmann ape

Nuclear physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574131)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:18 PM
Author: Wonderful chad wrinkle

To be fair,

He's easily the smartest guy who has ever poasted here. Most educated and insightful, too.

...the fact that he just coincidentally happens to be a totally insane and hilariously self-impressed middle-aged Jewish schizophrenic former government worker with no life, no career, no family, and no friends who megapoasts on internet forums for 18 hours a day every single day is what makes this so crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574393)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: iridescent telephone

Why do you lie about TSLA and BTC when NSAM has made hundreds of dollars on corn hoarding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574399)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: Free-loading sanctuary depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574401)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: Wonderful chad wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574402)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: trip swollen brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574430)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:27 AM
Author: Dark School Cafeteria International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574962)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: Yellow boltzmann ape

Two years ago I predicted the heliosphere would not have a tail, and just a few weeks ago Voyager confirmed

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5400223&mc=55&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574397)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:21 PM
Author: Wonderful chad wrinkle

To be fair,

CR brother, you tell 'em.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574403)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:22 PM
Author: iridescent telephone

TBF: Durrrr Ummm IDK maybe an electric car?

NSAM: Accidentally figured out Spacecraft design while eating a bowl of corn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574405)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Yellow boltzmann ape

Wrestling dogs so the vet can find a vein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574432)