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Tim Cook steps down as Apple CEO

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beady-eyed dun piazza yarmulke
  04/20/26
tim apple
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supple impressive range
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Ran here
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  04/20/26
cot damn Trump is such a fucking retard
beady-eyed dun piazza yarmulke
  04/20/26
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razzle-dazzle cobalt puppy kitty cat
  04/21/26
I choose now to live my life as a straight man.
mischievous gunner
  04/20/26
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brilliant trust fund coffee pot
  04/20/26
i hope his successor can carry on making slightly worse vers...
Fantasy-prone trailer park
  04/20/26
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Excitant death wish
  04/20/26
They're going to pivot to an AI company
Henna misanthropic marketing idea
  04/20/26
theyre too far behind everyone now
odious selfie
  04/20/26
They can just buy Anthropic and have it installed on all IOS...
Henna misanthropic marketing idea
  04/20/26
Replaced by Temu CEO
boyish rehab
  04/20/26
why no INDIAN CEO, Apple has one of the most Birdshit exec t...
zippy french chef
  04/20/26
actually COO and CFO are both turds, wtf they not become CEO...
zippy french chef
  04/20/26
Is this how AI talks to retards?
vivacious scarlet school cafeteria psychic
  04/20/26
yes
Gaped violent garrison hominid
  04/21/26
Apple is the gay company. You are thinking of its rival Micr...
Fantasy-prone trailer park
  04/20/26
Every tech company with turd CEO goes to shit. MS products a...
hilarious very tactful base
  04/20/26
My GOOGL shares are up 117% since last summer
beady-eyed dun piazza yarmulke
  04/20/26
yes but does the GOOGL turd CEO furk dogs and lil girls like...
zippy french chef
  04/20/26
I will flush my iphone the day this happens
odious selfie
  04/20/26
There was a strict No Turds clause in Steve Jobs's will.
mischievous gunner
  04/20/26
Jobs traveled to India in mid-1974[52] to visit Neem Karoli ...
ocher windowlicker
  04/21/26
jews: not another goy!
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  04/20/26
They are getting fucked by memory shortages plus slow-ass GP...
narrow-minded state
  04/20/26
the GPUs aren't "slow". it's just that their softw...
learning disabled bateful parlour gaming laptop
  04/20/26
llama.cpp is just as optimized for Apple as it is for Nvidia...
narrow-minded state
  04/20/26
Why not just use NVDA GPU like Nintendo
exciting shitlib temple
  04/20/26
(Apple's new CEO)
narrow-minded state
  04/20/26
The did before the SoC transition iirc
learning disabled bateful parlour gaming laptop
  04/21/26
Well now they’re Ruined. You probably use Android bc i...
exciting shitlib temple
  04/21/26
New guy has an alpha as fuck chin. Easily 1/3 of his face
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  04/21/26
Seems like a phenotype job. If they didn’t hire an Ind...
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While at Penn, Ternus competed on the men's swimming team.[5...
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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: beady-eyed dun piazza yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49829997)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Crystalline public bath

tim apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49829999)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: hot tan jap center



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: hilarious very tactful base



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: supple impressive range



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Bronze Alcoholic Coldplay Fan University

Ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830051)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed dun piazza yarmulke

cot damn Trump is such a fucking retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830330)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle cobalt puppy kitty cat



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: mischievous gunner

I choose now to live my life as a straight man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830007)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: brilliant trust fund coffee pot



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone trailer park

i hope his successor can carry on making slightly worse versions every year of the products Steve Jobs left them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830010)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Excitant death wish



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Henna misanthropic marketing idea

They're going to pivot to an AI company

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830046)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: odious selfie

theyre too far behind everyone now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830082)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Henna misanthropic marketing idea

They can just buy Anthropic and have it installed on all IOS devices going forward. They're already ahead of everyone in the HW space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830142)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: boyish rehab

Replaced by Temu CEO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830050)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: zippy french chef

why no INDIAN CEO, Apple has one of the most Birdshit exec teams Ive seen, its veddy veddy suspect, I bet 20-30% of their tech workforce is TURD but why no TURD ON TOP, Auntie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830118)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: zippy french chef

actually COO and CFO are both turds, wtf they not become CEO? apple RACISSSS whrs al sharpatani

Yes — **both are of Indian origin**, but with slightly different backgrounds.

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## 👤 Sabih Khan

* **Yes — clearly Indian-origin**

* Born in **Moradabad, India** ([Wikipedia][1])

* Later moved abroad (Singapore → U.S.)

* Now Chief Operating Officer at Apple

👉 So:

> Indian-born → Indian-origin American executive

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## 👤 Kevan Parekh

* **Also Indian-origin**

* From an **Indian-American family** ([Wikipedia][2])

* Born/raised in the U.S.

* Now Chief Financial Officer at Apple

👉 So:

> Indian-origin → but American-born

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# 🧠 Simple distinction

| Person | Background |

| ------------ | ---------------------------- |

| Sabih Khan | Born in India → moved abroad |

| Kevan Parekh | Indian-origin → U.S.-born |

---

# 💡 Bottom line

Yes—**both are Indian-origin executives at Apple**, and they’re actually two of the highest-ranking leaders (COO + CFO).

[1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabih_Khan?utm_source=chatgpt.com "Sabih Khan"

[2]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevan_Parekh?utm_source=chatgpt.com "Kevan Parekh"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830126)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: vivacious scarlet school cafeteria psychic

Is this how AI talks to retards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830814)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: Gaped violent garrison hominid

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49831233)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone trailer park

Apple is the gay company. You are thinking of its rival Microsoft.

Completely different type of turd fetish going on.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830127)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: hilarious very tactful base

Every tech company with turd CEO goes to shit. MS products are barely usable. YouTube is shit too now.

Shocked Amazon is not turd-run for how rapacious they have becum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830184)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: beady-eyed dun piazza yarmulke

My GOOGL shares are up 117% since last summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830270)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: zippy french chef

yes but does the GOOGL turd CEO furk dogs and lil girls like a birdshit ceo wld?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830294)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: odious selfie

I will flush my iphone the day this happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830197)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: mischievous gunner

There was a strict No Turds clause in Steve Jobs's will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830835)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:19 AM
Author: ocher windowlicker

Jobs traveled to India in mid-1974[52] to visit Neem Karoli Baba[53] at his Kainchi ashram with his Reed College friend and eventual Apple employee Daniel Kottke, searching for spiritual teachings. When they got to the Neem Karoli ashram, it was almost deserted because Neem Karoli Baba had died in September 1973. Then, they made a long trek up a dry riverbed to an ashram of Haidakhan Babaji.[49]

After seven months, Jobs left India[54] and returned to the US ahead of Daniel Kottke.[49] Jobs had changed his appearance; his head was shaved, and he wore traditional Indian clothing.[55][56]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49831483)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Spruce Heady Friendly Grandma Orchestra Pit

jews: not another goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830190)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: narrow-minded state

They are getting fucked by memory shortages plus slow-ass GPUs that can't handle agentic workflows. 5t/s won't cut it when your agent needs 30k tokens to message you on Telegram

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830279)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: learning disabled bateful parlour gaming laptop

the GPUs aren't "slow". it's just that their software eco/dev support is weaker than CUDA. Hardly anything is optimized for Metal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830314)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: narrow-minded state

llama.cpp is just as optimized for Apple as it is for Nvidia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830318)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: exciting shitlib temple

Why not just use NVDA GPU like Nintendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830831)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: narrow-minded state

(Apple's new CEO)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49830837)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 7:28 AM
Author: learning disabled bateful parlour gaming laptop

The did before the SoC transition iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49831425)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:31 AM
Author: exciting shitlib temple

Well now they’re Ruined. You probably use Android bc it’s Xbox-like haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49831502)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 7:41 AM
Author: Stirring bonkers skinny woman rigpig

New guy has an alpha as fuck chin. Easily 1/3 of his face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49831438)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:32 AM
Author: exciting shitlib temple

Seems like a phenotype job. If they didn’t hire an Indian they must be considering phenotype explicitly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49831505)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: exciting shitlib temple

While at Penn, Ternus competed on the men's swimming team.[5]

Jockgineer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Elisa#49831516)