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JPMorgan Turd "Victim" identified as Chirayu Rana (gorgeous Brahmin)

look @ that smile, dem Aryan teeth https://nypost.com/202...
vigorous address
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One colleague described Rana, a former basketball player and...
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  04/30/26
his soccer pics, he's 6'0 WOW https://rutgersnewarkathlet...
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"Daniel J. Kaiser, the attorney listed on the New York ...
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jews? https://www.ksmlaw.com/our-people/
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Believe. Men.
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Shkreli is going to avenge his people being kicked out of In...
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What the fuck is he talking about? Why the fuck are these we...
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lol never realized he's albanian, now it makes sense why hes...
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  05/01/26
Lmao at how the article did their best to make it sound like...
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  04/30/26
if only this story wasn't the obvious fabrication of a repre...
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Do you guys just think he's lying because he's ugly? If so, ...
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‘I f***ing own you! I will make you pay… Do you...
bateful puce parlour friendly grandma
  05/01/26
It definitely could be. But xoers talk like that about women...
Dun Wonderful Lettuce Ticket Booth
  05/01/26
it's "possible" that michelle obama is a woman but...
bateful puce parlour friendly grandma
  05/01/26
My judgment tells me she's a power-hungry psycho who fixated...
Dun Wonderful Lettuce Ticket Booth
  05/01/26
and when this is confirmed beyond all doubt to be a hoax you...
bateful puce parlour friendly grandma
  05/01/26
All I'm saying is that it could go either way.
Dun Wonderful Lettuce Ticket Booth
  05/01/26
OK looks like it was BS. https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Dun Wonderful Lettuce Ticket Booth
  05/01/26
u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, but wtf ...
vigorous address
  05/01/26
what's more american than a turd and a kike teaming up to sh...
bateful puce parlour friendly grandma
  05/01/26
"u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, bu...
aphrodisiac office boltzmann
  05/01/26
Looked it up and it was filed in NY County Supreme. So yes, ...
aphrodisiac office boltzmann
  05/01/26
https://x.com/RichardHanania/status/2050058134778253328
floppy transparent rehab blood rage
  04/30/26
Turns out he's NEPALESE, this changes EVERYTHING. Stop the A...
vigorous address
  05/01/26
is he half Jewish in that photo? one of the strangest lookin...
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nepalese brahmins have veddy low AASI (south indian nigga DN...
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Cr, he definitely looks pure Aryan. had to rub my eyes for a...
exhilarant stag film tank
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imagine in him a nazi uniform but its a short miniskirt with...
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https://x.com/ILuvXiJinping/status/2050148057241506068
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Gorgeous dog
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your account must get the weirdest followers
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how did he imagine he'd get away with such a wild lie? he co...
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why didn't he make plausible allegations
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: vigorous address

look @ that smile, dem Aryan teeth

https://nypost.com/2026/04/30/business/bombshell-jpmorgan-sex-harassment-suit-that-went-viral-branded-complete-fabrication-as-john-doe-accuser-unmasked/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49855250)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: vigorous address

One colleague described Rana, a former basketball player and Rutgers graduate, as “socially awkward” but someone who “met the requirements” to remain at the bank.

someone who “met the requirements” to remain at the bank tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49855253)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: vigorous address

his soccer pics, he's 6'0 WOW

https://rutgersnewarkathletics.com/sports/mens-soccer/roster/chirayu-rana/928



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49855258)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: indigo vengeful institution

"Daniel J. Kaiser, the attorney listed on the New York County Supreme Court docket as representing “John Doe”, did not return The Post’s calls seeking comment.

JPMorgan strongly denied all of the claims.

A bank spokesperson, said an internal probe by the bank’s HR department and outside counsel lasted only 45 minutes. "When we showed our counsel at Davis Polk photos of the individuals involved, they burst out laughing, as did everyone in the room."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49855269)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Misanthropic Theater Stage Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49855275)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: vigorous address

Davis Polk AZNgirl Litigation Associate crying in laughter tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49855280)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:51 AM
Author: unholy hilarious hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856426)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: tantric new version dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49855780)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Red metal resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856947)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Plum locale

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856968)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Sable nibblets

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49855273)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: vigorous address

jews? https://www.ksmlaw.com/our-people/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49855283)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:04 PM
Author: floppy transparent rehab blood rage

Believe. Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49855287)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:11 AM
Author: Lascivious poppy selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856465)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Comical green state factory reset button

Shkreli is going to avenge his people being kicked out of India 2000 years ago

https://x.com/martinshkreli/status/2050001122136293759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49855747)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Vibrant national faggot firefighter

What the fuck is he talking about? Why the fuck are these weird freaks in America. Jfc go do your weird heathen shit in ur own countries I don’t wanna be exposed to this bullshit holy fuck I am so goddamn sick of fucking foreigners be they turd or “Shkreli” or whatever the fuck take that TTT shit away from my homeland kill all jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49855778)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:48 AM
Author: vigorous address

lol never realized he's albanian, now it makes sense why hes such a fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856360)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Dun Wonderful Lettuce Ticket Booth

Lmao at how the article did their best to make it sound like it's debunked with the only evidence that she and her "allies" say it's a lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49855764)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:03 AM
Author: bateful puce parlour friendly grandma

if only this story wasn't the obvious fabrication of a repressed, porn-obsessed turd full of resentment towards attractive whites forever out of his reach i wouldn't have to sympathize with the woman in this case

"my little brown boy" fucking LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856363)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:16 AM
Author: Dun Wonderful Lettuce Ticket Booth

Do you guys just think he's lying because he's ugly? If so, you don't understand how these predators operate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856367)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:42 AM
Author: bateful puce parlour friendly grandma

‘I f***ing own you! I will make you pay… Do you think you’re going to be in good standing if you do not have me in your corner,’ she allegedly said. ‘You really think [management]... want some Brown boy Indian leading Originations?... If you don’t f*** my brains out tonight, I’m going to sabotage your promotion.’

this is obviously written by a sexless indian male

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856375)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: Dun Wonderful Lettuce Ticket Booth

It definitely could be. But xoers talk like that about women constantly; it's not crazy that one woman in the world would talk like that to a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856378)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:49 AM
Author: bateful puce parlour friendly grandma

it's "possible" that michelle obama is a woman but that's not permission to ignore the roar of your better judgment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856402)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:03 AM
Author: Dun Wonderful Lettuce Ticket Booth

My judgment tells me she's a power-hungry psycho who fixated on this man. Like many people at the executive level, especially somewhere as prestigious as JPM, she's likely ruthless and cold-blooded. Maybe even more so than the men at that level.

Maybe she has a racial fetish or maybe she was trying to demean him by talking about his race. Maybe both. Maybe she found him attractive, maybe not. He is allegedly Tall and Athletic and she might not care about face as much.

You put those things together with an insane sex drive and you could easily get behavior like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856410)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:16 AM
Author: bateful puce parlour friendly grandma

and when this is confirmed beyond all doubt to be a hoax you can use this episode as a reminder of ur poverty of insight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856413)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:18 AM
Author: Dun Wonderful Lettuce Ticket Booth

All I'm saying is that it could go either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856414)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Dun Wonderful Lettuce Ticket Booth

OK looks like it was BS. https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2#49856920

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856958)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:27 AM
Author: vigorous address

u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, but wtf wld his kike lolyer SIGN dat pleading, hes an OFFICER OF THE COURT, he knows scholarship and wld have been assured the allegations are sound

these dood is nepalese and their men are GORGEOUS, hes totally furkable, stop being a fag u know u wld if u cld

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856393)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:01 AM
Author: bateful puce parlour friendly grandma

what's more american than a turd and a kike teaming up to shake down an american business

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856409)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: aphrodisiac office boltzmann

"u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, but wtf wld his kike lolyer SIGN dat pleading, hes an OFFICER OF THE COURT, he knows scholarship and wld have been assured the allegations are sound"

His attorneys do look like a legit labor law firm (inasmuch as a plaintiff-side labor law firm can be). Was it filed in state or federal court. If state, lol you can file any nonsense without concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856816)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: aphrodisiac office boltzmann

Looked it up and it was filed in NY County Supreme. So yes, that makes it more likely it was horseshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856835)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: floppy transparent rehab blood rage

https://x.com/RichardHanania/status/2050058134778253328

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856113)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:14 AM
Author: vigorous address

Turns out he's NEPALESE, this changes EVERYTHING. Stop the Anti Indian Hate saars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856365)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:16 AM
Author: exhilarant stag film tank

is he half Jewish in that photo? one of the strangest looking turds i've ever seen.

Morgan's Pallid Apoo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856366)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:28 AM
Author: vigorous address

nepalese brahmins have veddy low AASI (south indian nigga DNA). its funny in nepal sometimes u see ppl who look like pure aryans like these gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856394)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:54 AM
Author: exhilarant stag film tank

Cr, he definitely looks pure Aryan. had to rub my eyes for a moment, thought it was Dolph Lundgren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856406)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:33 AM
Author: vigorous address

imagine in him a nazi uniform but its a short miniskirt with high heels, im hard... asking grok to maek this right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856421)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: vigorous address

https://x.com/ILuvXiJinping/status/2050148057241506068

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856424)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: supple trailer park turdskin

Gorgeous dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856802)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: shaky submissive stock car circlehead

your account must get the weirdest followers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856873)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: lemon mischievous site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856870)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: drunken stain reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49857225)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: sadistic theater

how did he imagine he'd get away with such a wild lie? he could have fashioned a much less exaggerated story and ridden the flame for a long time, if not to ultimate victory.

this is the rare case that may tempt a prosecutor to look for a way to nail him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49856971)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: Maniacal duck-like sneaky criminal locus

https://x.com/i/status/2050275337247068344

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49857219)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: tantric new version dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49857283)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:49 PM
Author: sadistic theater

Autism Capital 🧩

@AutismCapital

Joe Rogan, Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, and Ari Shaffir talk about the JPM sex scandal

ROGAN: “It turns out it’s fake. He just claimed she made him f**k her.”

GILLIS: “Wait, is it an Indian guy?”

ROGAN; “I believe so.”

GILLIS; “Yeah it does read like an Indian guy.” 😂 😂 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49857373)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: vigorous address

Someone figured out that he has some initials denoting he's a direct descendent of the Nepali Royal family, which last name was also Rana. This dood is like the FRESH PRINCE OF KATHMANDU, no wonder she wanted himalayan chocobar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49857271)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: drunken stain reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49857302)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: Ivory Pozpig

why didn't he make plausible allegations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49857303)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: stimulating goal in life

He's got a great future as an actor if they decide to reboot the Addams Family with an Indian version of Lurch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Elisa#49857393)