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HAHAURFUCKED!!! ADJUNCT PROFESSORS II, ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

HOLY SHIT!!!! http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/20...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/27/12
180 You were greatly missed!
hideous disrespectful corner boltzmann
  08/27/12
BROTHER I APPRECIATE YOUR 180!!! I TRY AND REMIND YOU ALL...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/27/12
...
Vibrant Cuckold
  03/31/20
but they keep raising tuition...where the fuck is it going i...
duck-like unholy people who are hurt base
  09/25/12
Israel
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brilliant selfie
  08/27/12
The King Returns!
Racy bespoke whorehouse
  08/27/12
INDEED I HAVE!!! POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BUT TH...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/27/12
FROM A PROLE BACKWATER MACARONI AND CHEESE UPBRINGING TO ...
Garnet odious locale ratface
  08/27/12
This is where TMF went wrong.
Racy bespoke whorehouse
  08/27/12
I HAVE ALREADY EDUCATED TMF ON THE ENORMITY OF THE MISTAKE H...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/27/12
DEVASTATING 180.
Racy bespoke whorehouse
  08/27/12
WELCOME TO THE MOTHERFUCKING HUNGER GAMES!!! NO JOBS FOR ...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/27/12
1MUTHFUCKING80
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Low-t jap
  08/27/12
180
hideous disrespectful corner boltzmann
  08/27/12
180
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  08/27/12
you are a genius my brother.
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THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
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...
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  09/21/15
jfc
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  12/07/16
You'll get banned for this.
Cerebral saffron step-uncle's house
  08/27/12
FOR WHAT??? I AM MERELY BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/27/12
(Doobs)
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  08/28/12
180 you decimated him and left no remains. #2012Americ...
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  08/30/12
...
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  12/29/16
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Glassy Area Halford
  02/24/17
BROTHER IT IS THE TRUTH!!! WE ARE RETURNING TO THE OLD WA...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/27/12
you're always a 180 brother
Garnet odious locale ratface
  08/27/12
tbf i think my brother and i will end up much richer than ou...
spruce house
  08/30/12
BROTHER I WHOLEHEARTEDLY SUPPORT YOUR IMPENDING VALIANT RISE...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/30/12
ty thanks yea i just wanted to point out that some people...
spruce house
  08/30/12
BROTHER PERHAPS YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED!!! THOSE RECENT ASIA...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/30/12
so youre saying that if youre poor you should pick a "p...
spruce house
  08/30/12
EXACTLY BROTHER!!! AND IN THE VAST MAJORITY OF CASES, IT ...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/30/12
aww thanks hahaurfucked! keep fighting the good fight... yo...
spruce house
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/30/12
Your parents were artificially held back, and you're being a...
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  08/30/12
underrated 180
hideous disrespectful corner boltzmann
  08/31/12
credited.
Nighttime Avocado Hissy Fit
  08/31/12
"I have one friend who was offered $5000 per course, bu...
hideous disrespectful corner boltzmann
  08/27/12
5k/course is good coin for an adjunct
Racy bespoke whorehouse
  08/27/12
IMAGINE HOW PATHETIC THAT EXISTENCE IS THOUGH!!! NO INCOM...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/27/12
...
Racy bespoke whorehouse
  08/27/12
brother, you haven't ceased spouting the truth yet!
Cream Stirring Fortuitous Meteor
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/30/12
These are the people who were 100% ready to fall in line for...
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  02/12/23
"My father, the first person in his family to go to col...
hideous disrespectful corner boltzmann
  08/27/12
YES IT IS HEARTBREAKING, BUT THIS IS THE NEW REALITY AND NON...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/27/12
"FROM ANNOTATING GOETHE TO GRASPING AT STRAWS IN THE GH...
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  08/27/12
...
Cream Stirring Fortuitous Meteor
  08/30/12
hilarious
hideous disrespectful corner boltzmann
  08/27/12
Lol
Big dun abode weed whacker
  08/27/12
why doesn't this idiot just get a job in IT? at this point s...
Slimy liquid oxygen idea he suggested
  08/27/12
Um, she's scholar bro. That's beneath her.
Racy bespoke whorehouse
  08/27/12
EXACTLY BROTHER!!! TIME IN THE LIBERAL ARTS ECHO CHAMBER ...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/27/12
titcr
hideous disrespectful corner boltzmann
  08/27/12
COT DAMN, You're on fire.
Racy bespoke whorehouse
  08/27/12
180
Silver alpha
  08/27/12
LOL just LOL
Garnet odious locale ratface
  08/28/12
"There is no next year." BRILLIANT
Chest-beating Puppy Persian
  08/28/12
THE WORST IS WHEN ONE OF THESE DEBT ZOMBIES TELLS YOU THAT &...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/28/12
CR
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ha ha ha / oh wow
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Oh, and just to add a little more flavor to this whole story...
Nighttime Avocado Hissy Fit
  08/31/12
LOL BROTHER THIS IS 180 MATERIAL!!! FLORIDA STATE IS EVEN...
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  08/31/12
I could not be happier than to contribute in a small way to ...
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contender for poast of the year
Silver alpha
  08/29/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BU...
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...
Cream Stirring Fortuitous Meteor
  08/30/12
LOL WOW
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Silver alpha
  09/25/12
...
Silver alpha
  12/23/12
Wow
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...
Aphrodisiac brethren
  11/10/15
lmao
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It's great to see you're back and thank you so much for your...
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  08/27/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK!!! IN FI...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/27/12
you're doing God's work bro
pontificating hominid clown
  08/27/12
fuck, you need a website and a larger platform. you could be...
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  08/27/12
BROTHER I APPRECIATE IT!!!
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...
hideous disrespectful corner boltzmann
  08/31/12
with the new mods and new jerb, i am prolly no longer poasti...
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LOL HINDU SQUATS!!!!! FROM SLUMDOG TO SUPERMAN!!!!! KE...
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  08/27/12
resistance bands in the office closet. can't have colleague...
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MOST DEFINITELY FAM!!! LIKE I ALWAYS SAY: NO JOBS FOR SLO...
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ROFLNIFICENT!!!
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so help me god i am crying so hard at this magnificent speci...
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"OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!" Ohhh, man. ROFLCO...
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  08/31/12
OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!
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Unacceptable fatphobia
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brutal, yet spot on. my idiot family lost their entire fo...
Chest-beating Puppy Persian
  08/27/12
BROTHER I AM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FAMILY'S FALL FROM GRE...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/27/12
you are probably the best poaster i've ever seen keep fig...
Chest-beating Puppy Persian
  08/27/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! I WILL FIGHT UNTIL MY DYING DAY!!!
Peach dashing sex offender
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...
Cream Stirring Fortuitous Meteor
  08/30/12
180
Silver alpha
  08/27/12
"AND STAY MORE LIQUID THAN THE MOTHERFUCKING OCEAN!!! &...
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  08/28/12
Brother you could make 50 threads per day and it wouldn't ge...
Silver alpha
  08/27/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/27/12
Frog and Toad strike at the pedophile BLP, then melt into th...
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  08/07/18
don't let this thread die.
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  08/27/12
NEVER, BROTHER!!! NEVER!!!
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/27/12
oh what a timeless message
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  06/22/14
Law adjuncts always have another job or have some other mean...
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  08/28/12
BROTHER THIS MAY BE TRUE, BUT DO YOU FORESEE MANY OF TODAY'S...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/28/12
"GET OUTTA HERE!!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!" 180
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  08/31/12
A copy of this thread needs to be sent to every high school ...
Puce Location
  08/28/12
BROTHER MY MESSAGE MAY HAVE BEEN TOLERATED PUBLICLY IN THE A...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/28/12
TELLING THE 870 SAT DULL-EYED MOUTHBREATHER WHO CAN BARELY S...
Vibrant Cuckold
  08/28/12
So damn true. In today's world, no one is dumb; they're just...
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  08/29/12
BROTHER AND IM NOT EVEN LOOKING TO DENIGRATE MOTHERFUCKERS, ...
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  08/29/12
...
Low-t jap
  08/29/12
...
Garnet odious locale ratface
  08/28/12
you're so mean
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JUST BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!!! STRIVING IS A DI...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/28/12
$2100 per course-that's crazy these people should just ge...
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  08/28/12
MY BROTHER THIS SOBER, RESPONSIBLE AND CREDITED APPROACH TO ...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/28/12
Bravo.
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  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/31/12
I fucking laughed out loud at the espresso machine line
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"Education has always been about one thing : churning o...
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  08/28/12
BROTHER I HAVE BEEN STACKIN DAT PAPER!!! REMEMBER THAT PO...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/28/12
"My friend is an adjunct. She has a PhD in anthropology...
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  08/28/12
The only irony is that the vasTTT majority of XOXO poasters ...
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BROTHER THIS IS WHY I BRING MY MESSAGE TO THE CITIZENS OF XO...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/28/12
It's just amusing to see that the very individuals falling i...
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  09/04/12
brother you are fucking WISE
Chrome casino
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THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/29/12
Even law, once a safety net for American strivers, is now a ...
fear-inspiring pale yarmulke party of the first part
  08/28/12
BROTHER NOW YOU HAVE THE INFORMATION!!! TIME TO GET THE T...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/28/12
So fucking true, and so fucking sad This country smokes d...
Chest-beating Puppy Persian
  08/28/12
BROTHER I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN AT JUST HOW FAR DOWN THE TOIL...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/28/12
180 use of "wherewithal" in a fully caps-locked cr...
brass soul-stirring mother orchestra pit
  08/28/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/28/12
...
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Vibrant Cuckold
  08/28/12
you're like the xoxo version of Zyzz. Inspiring. Than...
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  08/28/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/28/12
180
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What is your stance on being an adjuct professor for a For-P...
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Low-t jap
  08/29/12
BROTHER IN THIS AMERICA OF 2012 ANYTHING THAT BRINGS IN DAT ...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/29/12
"PLACATE YOUR CONSCIENCE BY TAKING A FEW EXTRA HOURS OU...
Internet-worthy high-end windowlicker hall
  08/29/12
BROTHER IT CAN BE AS SIMPLE AS INVITING THE 2 OR 3 NON MOUTH...
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  08/30/12
...
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hi hahaurfucked! wish me luck on the mcat so you won't be...
spruce house
  08/30/12
u'll need it
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  08/30/12
:(
spruce house
  08/30/12
GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED BROTHER!!! GET DAT ROAD AND STACK ...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/30/12
Holy Fucking Shit. I have not laughed this heartily or th...
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  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/30/12
BROTHER YOU LITERALLY HAD ME IN TEARS FOR THE ENTIRE THREAD
cracking ape national
  08/30/12
brother, thank you for all you have given in this thread, br...
Cream Stirring Fortuitous Meteor
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! IT IS HARD WORK BUT THE TRUTH MUST B...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/30/12
always, brother my brother!!!
Cream Stirring Fortuitous Meteor
  08/31/12
*Thread receives UNESCO World Heritage Site recognition*
Garnet odious locale ratface
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! STREETS NEED ME!!!
Peach dashing sex offender
  09/15/12
Is there any dispute at this point that HHUF is the #1 poast...
topaz startled set
  08/30/12
no hes awesome
spruce house
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHERS!!!
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/31/12
...
hideous disrespectful corner boltzmann
  08/31/12
I gotta agree with the OP. My sister is about to graduate wi...
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  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! YOUR SISTER IS BENEFITING FROM THE H...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/31/12
A PhD in the humanities in only 5 years? Absolutely unheard ...
sadistic mustard half-breed
  09/02/12
I said north of 5 years. She had a tuition waiver and stipen...
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  09/03/12
180, brother
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THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/31/12
HAHAURFUCKED remains a lodestar of truth amidst the dead boo...
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THANK YOU BROTHER!!! OUR NATION IS IN A SORRY STATE!!! I ...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/31/12
HAHAURFUCKED - I left law school, and your posting played a ...
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  08/31/12
BROTHER YOUR REJECTION OF FAGGOT STRIVING, DEBT SLAVERY AND ...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/31/12
"impotent bleating" = 180
Flirting brindle idiot generalized bond
  03/13/13
thread title is hilarious
Mind-boggling Senate Regret
  08/31/12
BROTHER THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO MY ORIGINAL DISCUSSION OF THE ...
Peach dashing sex offender
  08/31/12
ELECTRONIC BOOGALOO
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LABOR DAY WEEKEND BUMP
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THANK YOU BROTHER!!! I HAVE SPENT THE DAY ENJOYING THE FR...
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  09/02/12
...
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so much win in this thread
duck-like unholy people who are hurt base
  09/25/12
I stand slack-jawed at the brilliance displayed in this thre...
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*HAHAURFUCKED posthumously awarded Nobel literature prize fo...
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  03/13/13
...
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this is the greatest thing i have ever read
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Got my hopes up he was back. I never would have gotten ho...
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  06/22/14
same
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As 485838175959 as HALFORD is, HAHAURFUCKED will always be t...
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THE BEST.
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Wow, this thread will save my life. 180
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It took me two years to fully internalize this, but I am so ...
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FUKKING EPIC BUMP INTO THE YEAR 2015, Iibs FURIOUS
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  12/31/14
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Still one of the GOAT threads of xo happy new year, faggo...
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  12/31/14
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never forget.
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every single one of my quasi smart ARE COUNTRY students (esp...
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Woke up this morning thinking of this thread title and lol'd
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OP still my GOAT poaster.
Glittery spot
  09/21/15
poast for poast undisputed goat poaster.
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  09/21/15
I don't know if there is a close #2...UNCLE RUSLAN? who, fo...
Glittery spot
  09/21/15
i guess you could make a perverse case for trustafarian, but...
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I forget his debacle. fuaaaark. btw...I still refer to J...
Glittery spot
  09/21/15
i missed that one.
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*Falls to knees a la Sean Penn in Tree of Life*
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poasting has an opportunity cost
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his words echo through eternity
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I thought that Al Jazeera USA shithole was closing down
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'tis.
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Please cum back
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  04/13/16
x2 - loved this poster.
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All time great
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  12/07/16
it was Don Jr
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damn, so many old monikers I thought I was reading an archiv...
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  12/29/16
He resurfaced in summer 2012 claiming he'd be poasting often...
appetizing wild mad-dog skullcap property
  12/29/16
poasting has an opportunity cost, brother
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lmao adjuncts you're all going to die
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HHUF might have been a cyborg sent from the future to help g...
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can't stop laughing at this thread truly incredible scholar...
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HAHAURFUCKED was a boart treasure
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  09/28/17
his insights now would be appreciated. he was great. GOAT ...
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haha wow holy shit
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Holy fuck lmao Reminder: debt = poison. Low/no debt. Low ...
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Amazing thread. Wherever this dude is, I hope he is stackin...
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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

HOLY SHIT!!!!

http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/2012/08/2012820102749246453.html

READ IT AND WEEP!!!

NO TRUST FUND? PROLE FAMILY BACKGROUND? NOT A GENIUS???

IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, POSTGRADUATE DEGREES ARE NOT FOR YOU!!!

THINK YOU'RE A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE??? TRY YOUR PATHETIC STRIVING AND YOULL END UP SHELLING OUT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN THE VAIN HOPE OF CONVINCING A BOOMER TENURED FACULTY MEMBER AT A MIDDLING STATE UNIVERSITY THAT YOU DO IN FACT POSSESS "THE RIGHT STUFF"!!!

IVE SAID IT BEFORE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN:

AMERICA IN 2012!!! THE DREAM IS DEAD!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438056)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:28 PM
Author: hideous disrespectful corner boltzmann

180

You were greatly missed!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438280)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:31 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

BROTHER I APPRECIATE YOUR 180!!!

I TRY AND REMIND YOU ALL, POASTING DOES HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY COST!!!

GETTIN DAT PAPER MUST ALWAYS TAKE PRECEDENCE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438301)



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Date: March 31st, 2020 5:29 PM
Author: Vibrant Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#39909863)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: duck-like unholy people who are hurt base

but they keep raising tuition...where the fuck is it going if not toward faculty salaries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21655644)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 12:57 PM
Author: hot address mexican

Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#45923560)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:07 PM
Author: brilliant selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438061)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:08 PM
Author: Racy bespoke whorehouse

The King Returns!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438072)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:13 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

INDEED I HAVE!!!

POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BUT THIS WAS JUST TOO GOOD NOT TO BRING TO THE ATTENTION OF MY BROTHERS HERE IN THE STRUGGLE!!!

ALWAYS REMEMBER: YOU DONT RISE FROM A PROLE BACKWATER MACARONI AND CHEESE UPBRINGING TO HIGHLY PAID AND PRESTIGIOUS TENURED FACULTY POSITIONS AT ELITE UNIVERSITIES IN ONE STEP!!!

IT TAKES GENERATIONS!!!

RAGS TO PRESTIGE IS NO LONGER A REALITY IN THESE HERE UNITED STATES OF 2012!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438126)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Garnet odious locale ratface

FROM A PROLE BACKWATER MACARONI AND CHEESE UPBRINGING TO

Can't stop loling from this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438205)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Racy bespoke whorehouse

This is where TMF went wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438228)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:29 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

I HAVE ALREADY EDUCATED TMF ON THE ENORMITY OF THE MISTAKE HE MADE IN ATTEMPTING A "LEGAL CAREER"

FROM THE ARCHIVES, MY ADVICE TO HIM IS REPRODUCED BELOW!!!

[IN RESPONSE TO TMF'S PUZZLEMENT AT HIS LACK OF BIGLAW EMPLOYMENT]

"TIME FOR YOU TO FIND ANOTHER PROFESSION BRO!!!

THE ELITES GAVE YOU A CHANCE, SAW THE CUT OF YOUR JIB, AND DECIDED THAT YOU WEREN'T WORTH KEEPING AROUND

YOU ARE EASTERN EUROPEAN, CORRECT?

YOU DO REALIZE THAT UNLESS YOU ARE SOME SORT OF "GENIUS" AT HORRIBLY BORING HIGHLY TECHNICAL SCUTWORK, THAT THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE OF YOU ADVANCING TO ANYTHING RESEMBLING A RESPECTABLE LEVEL IN AN ELITE PROFESSION, DON'T YOU?

ITS TOO BAD,AND A REAL WASTE OF TALENT, BUT MOST AMERICANS FIND EE MALES EITHER "CREEPY" OR "COLD" OR "SHADY" - AND USUALLY A COMBINATION OF ALL THREE

LIKE I SAID, TIME FOR YOU TO FIND WORK THAT WILL ALLOW FOR YOU TO BE GAINFULLY EMPLOYED WITH SOME SEMBLANCE OF A CAREER TRACK...IF YOU ARE ANY GOOD WITH BASIC MATH, ACCOUNTING MAY BE A CREDITED PATH

SORRY FOR THE BAD NEWS BRO, BUT THIS IS AMERICA IN 2012!!! THE DREAM IS DEAD!!! "

ITS BEEN ALMOST 8 MONTHS SINCE I TOOK THE TIME TO EXPLAIN THE WAYS OF THE NEW WORLD TO THAT FOOL, AND STILL, "NO MOVEMENT"!!!

STRIVING IS A DISEASE BROTHERS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438287)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Racy bespoke whorehouse

DEVASTATING 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438315)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

WELCOME TO THE MOTHERFUCKING HUNGER GAMES!!!

NO JOBS FOR SLOBS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438330)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: irradiated lilac stage laser beams

1MUTHFUCKING80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438964)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Low-t jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439160)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:18 PM
Author: hideous disrespectful corner boltzmann

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439324)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:22 PM
Author: Drunken cyan brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439353)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Offensive titillating candlestick maker point

you are a genius my brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21442189)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:24 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21443159)



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Date: March 13th, 2013 12:19 PM
Author: exciting coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#22809624)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: comical bright place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#28804863)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:37 PM
Author: filthy institution international law enforcement agency

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#32080403)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:35 PM
Author: Cerebral saffron step-uncle's house

You'll get banned for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438332)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

FOR WHAT???

I AM MERELY BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!!!

MIKE WALLACE OF EDUCATION OVER HERE!!!

YOU CAN CALL ME 60 MINUTES!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438361)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 1:40 AM
Author: Shimmering Useless Doctorate Trailer Park

(Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21440888)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:17 AM
Author: Cream Stirring Fortuitous Meteor

180

you decimated him and left no remains.

#2012AmericaTheDreamIsDead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457615)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:17 AM
Author: Maize scourge upon the earth chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#32254073)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Glassy Area Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#32691031)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:25 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

BROTHER IT IS THE TRUTH!!!

WE ARE RETURNING TO THE OLD WAYS!!!

BE MINDFUL OF THE NEW PARADIGM AND PROFIT WHEREVER YOU CAN!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438238)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:26 PM
Author: Garnet odious locale ratface

you're always a 180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438251)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: spruce house

tbf i think my brother and i will end up much richer than our parents

my parents were super poor and TTT when we were younger (my mom is now lower middle class i guess, an nyc teacher, she started when i was like a young teen so she's tenured and has a good # of years)

my brother already has a really good job in IT and i have a degree from a good college and (good willing) will be a doctor. my dad doesn't even have a BA (he did attend a community college tho). so sometimes its possible to "jump" multiple rungs i think...

although i think our family might be special because my parents are old black people and i think they were artificially held back by being black. when my father was growing up in the 50s (he was born in 1937) poor black people didnt really go to college... 2 of his 12 siblings went to college and becaame lawyers but they were like geniuses and the ENTIRE family (like brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, cousins, great-nephews twice removed lol) sacrificed to buy them clothes, books, train tickets for vacations home, etc. i think if my parents were growing up in the 2000's instead like me and my brother they would have had real professions since they're pretty smart people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457678)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:44 AM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

BROTHER I WHOLEHEARTEDLY SUPPORT YOUR IMPENDING VALIANT RISE FROM THE ASHES OF THE WORKING CLASS!!!

READ MY PREVIOUS POSTS ON THIS HERE WEBSITE: I HAVE ALWAYS SUPPORTED THE DISCOVERY AND SOCIOECONOMIC ADVANCEMENT OF TRULY TALENTED INDIVIDUALS WHO THROUGH NO FAULT OF THEIR OWN HAVE FOUND THEMSELVES IN THE THROES OF PROLEDOM!!!

YOU AND YOUR BROTHER ARE TAKING SOBER, CREDITED AND RESPONSIBLE STEPS TO ADVANCE YOURSELVES!!! INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY AND MEDICINE COULDNT BE FURTHER FROM FAGGOT STRIVER POORDOM!!!

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED BROTHER!!! MAY THE AMA FOREVER PROTECT YOUR RIGHTFUL POSITION IN THE UPPER MIDDLE CLASS!!!

AND IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, YOU MAY ACHIEVE THE TRULY EXCEPTIONAL FEAT OF A TRUE RAGS TO RICHES RISE IN THIS HERE AMERICA OF 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457764)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: spruce house

ty thanks

yea i just wanted to point out that some people are just from families that are poor/shitty through no fault of their own (like recent immigrants or something) but they go to college and grad school and get good jobs. my high school was FULL of asian recent immigrants so i know tons of people who parents like worked at a chinese restaurant as a waiter and they're a CPA or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457786)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:53 AM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

BROTHER PERHAPS YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED!!!

THOSE RECENT ASIAN IMMIGRANTS FROM RESTAURANT WORKING FAMILIES GETTING THEIR CPAS ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY SHOULD BE!!!

IT IS THE "FREE-THINKING" ASIAN IMMIGRANT KID FROM THE SAME BACKGROUND WHO DECIDES THAT INDEED HE HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO BECOME A TENURED PROFESSOR OF ANTHROPOLOGY THAT IS THE FAGGOT STRIVER POOR DESERVING OF RIDICULE AND SCORN!!!

THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF YOUR BIRTH ARE NEVER YOUR FAULT!!! BUT IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO RISE IN THIS HERE AMERICA OF 2012, YOU WOULD BE A FOOL NOT TO TAKE THEM INTO ACCOUNT WHEN SELECTING A CAREER PATH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457829)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: spruce house

so youre saying that if youre poor you should pick a "practical", lucrative career and only rich kids should go to art school and get PhDs in south asian history and stuff? yea i guess that makes sense. the poor people i know who did stuff like this are pretty fucked (they have to go home and/or work at chilis and stuff), whereas the rich kids just continue to be supported by their parents who pay for their nice apartments when they're unable to find a teaching position in african art or whatever. i was just responding to what you said about grad school in the op and also your point that it takes multiple generations to make huge jumps in economic class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457870)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

EXACTLY BROTHER!!!

AND IN THE VAST MAJORITY OF CASES, IT DOES TAKE MULTIPLE GENERATIONS TO MAKE A HUGE JUMP IN ECONOMIC CLASS!!!

YOU ARE A SPECIAL CASE AND I WISH YOU WELL!!!

COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS THAT YOU WERE NOT INFECTED WITH THE DISEASE OF FAGGOT STRIVING!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457913)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:06 PM
Author: spruce house

aww thanks hahaurfucked! keep fighting the good fight... you should have your own late-night infomercial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457925)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:18 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21458028)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: Laughsome bearded affirmative action nursing home

Your parents were artificially held back, and you're being artificially pushed forward. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21458287)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: hideous disrespectful corner boltzmann

underrated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21467365)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:11 PM
Author: Nighttime Avocado Hissy Fit

credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21467398)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:30 PM
Author: hideous disrespectful corner boltzmann

"I have one friend who was offered $5000 per course, but he turned it down and requested less so that his children would still qualify for food stamps."

HOLY FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438294)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:33 PM
Author: Racy bespoke whorehouse

5k/course is good coin for an adjunct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438321)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:42 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

IMAGINE HOW PATHETIC THAT EXISTENCE IS THOUGH!!!

NO INCOME STABILITY, NO BENEFITS, NO PROFESSIONAL DEVELOPMENT, NO OPPORTUNITY FOR ADVANCEMENT, AND NO OFFICE!!!

GROVELING AT THE FEET OF FAGGOT BOOMER ADMINISTRATORS EVERY SEMESTER FOR A NEW "CONTRACT" AND MAYBE A "COLA INCREASE!!!"

JUST A HOPELESS, DIGNITY-FREE LIFE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438384)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:45 PM
Author: Racy bespoke whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438410)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:18 AM
Author: Cream Stirring Fortuitous Meteor

brother, you haven't ceased spouting the truth yet!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457625)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:47 AM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457782)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: hot address mexican

These are the people who were 100% ready to fall in line for “COVID” restrictions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#45923592)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: hideous disrespectful corner boltzmann

"My father, the first person in his family to go to college, tries to tell me my degree has value. "Our family came here with nothing," he says of my great-grandparents, who fled Poland a century ago. "Do you know how incredible it is that you did this, how proud they would be?"

And my heart broke a little when he said that, because his illusion is so touching - so revealing of the values of his generation, and so alien to the experience of mine."

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438329)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:37 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

YES IT IS HEARTBREAKING, BUT THIS IS THE NEW REALITY AND NONE OF US POASTING HERE NOR THAT CHICK LAMENTING HER NEWLY-DISCOVERED WORKING CLASS HAND-TO-MOUTH EXISTENCE CAN DO ANYTHING TO CHANGE IT

FROM ANNOTATING GOETHE TO GRASPING AT STRAWS IN THE GHETTO!!!

WE CAN ONLY REMAIN VIGILANT AND PROFIT WHEREVER THE OPPORTUNITY PRESENTS ITSELF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438346)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Diverse effete cumskin stead

"FROM ANNOTATING GOETHE TO GRASPING AT STRAWS IN THE GHETTO!!!"

genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438365)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:20 AM
Author: Cream Stirring Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457640)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:41 PM
Author: hideous disrespectful corner boltzmann

hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438379)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Big dun abode weed whacker

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438936)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:47 PM
Author: Slimy liquid oxygen idea he suggested

why doesn't this idiot just get a job in IT? at this point she might as well do some masters in MIS at a local TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438427)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:49 PM
Author: Racy bespoke whorehouse

Um, she's scholar bro. That's beneath her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438445)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:20 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

EXACTLY BROTHER!!!

TIME IN THE LIBERAL ARTS ECHO CHAMBER RUINS SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE IQ PROLE BACKGROUND INDIVIDUALS!!!

THEY START TO THINK THAT THEY ACTUALLY BELONG!!! THAT THEIR LIFELONG DREAM OF READING THE GREAT BOOKS TO BRIGHT EYED YOUNG UNDERGRADUATES ON A BEAUTIFUL LEAFY QUAD IS TRULY THEIR DESTINY!!!

AND EVEN WHEN THEY'RE AT THE END OF THE LINE, THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN TUITION, UNFUNDED RESEARCH EXPENSES AND OPPORTUNITY COST DOWN THE DRAIN, THEY DOUBLE DOWN AND THINK - BUT I WORKED SO HARD FOR THE DEGREE!!! SURELY THERE IS A POSITION FOR ME SOMEWHERE!!! I NEED ONLY CONTINUE SHELLING OUT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO ATTEND CONFERENCES AND MY SPARKLING PERSONALITY WILL COME THROUGH AND I WILL BE HIRED INTO THE ENGLISH LITERATURE DEPARTMENT AT CAL STATE LONG BEACH!!!

BUT REAL LIFE IS A CRUEL MASTER!!! AND YET, YEAR AFTER YEAR, THEY TAKE THEIR UNPAID "LEAVE OF ABSENCE" FROM THEIR PATHETIC "JOBS" AT BARNES AND NOBLE (OR EVEN BETTER, A LOCAL "INDIE" BOOKSTORE) AND TREK CROSS-COUNTRY TO KEEP THAT SLIM, FLICKERING FLAME OF HOPE OF A "SCHOLARLY LIFE" ALIVE!!!

THIS PATHETIC SAGA IS PLAYING OUT AT EVERY COFFEESHOP, BOOKSTORE, MICROBREWERY AND "SHABBY CHIC" RESTAURANT NEAR YOU!!!

AND EVERY YEAR, WHEN THEY RETURN WITH NO OFFER IN HAND, NO FAT PACKET DETAILING THEIR HEALTH PLAN AND RETIREMENT PACKAGE IN THE MAIL, AND SEVERAL THOUSAND ADDITIONAL DOLLARS IN CREDIT CARD DEBT, THEY TELL THEMSELVES "WELL THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR!!!"

REMEMBER BROTHERS!!! THERE IS NO NEXT YEAR!!!

THERE IS ONLY AMERICA IN 2012!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438725)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:23 PM
Author: hideous disrespectful corner boltzmann

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438766)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Racy bespoke whorehouse

COT DAMN, You're on fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438780)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Silver alpha

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439197)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:09 AM
Author: Garnet odious locale ratface

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21441089)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 7:01 AM
Author: Chest-beating Puppy Persian

"There is no next year." BRILLIANT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21441466)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:42 AM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

THE WORST IS WHEN ONE OF THESE DEBT ZOMBIES TELLS YOU THAT "ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME" BEFORE THERE IS A WAVE OF RETIREMENTS OF BOOMERS ACROSS ACADEMIA, THEREBY "OPENING UP SLOTS" FOR THEIR SORRY ASSES!!!

PROTIP: THERE IS NOWHERE FOR A FAGGOT BOOMER LIBERAL ARTS PROFESSOR TO GO IN THIS HERE AMERICA OF 2012!!! THEY WILL CLUTCH THEIR TENURED FACULTY POSITIONS WITH A DEATH GRIP UNTIL THEIR LAST BREATHS!!!

AND WHEN THESE FUCKING SCUM FINALLY PERISH, THERE WILL BE NO REPLACEMENTS HIRED FOR THEIR POSITIONS!!! THERE WILL BE NO MORE TENURED PROFESSORS OF ANTHROPOLOGY AT FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY!!! JUST 10 IDIOT FAGGOT STRIVER POOR MILLENIAL ADJUNCTS FOR $1000 A SEMESTER HIRED IN THEIR PLACE!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21441974)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:48 PM
Author: fear-inspiring pale yarmulke party of the first part

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21443272)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:58 PM
Author: Supple primrose twinkling uncleanness piazza

ha ha ha / oh wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21443354)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:11 PM
Author: Nighttime Avocado Hissy Fit

Oh, and just to add a little more flavor to this whole story, a former Tallahassee resident wrote in to explain that Floyd's is a bar that is housed "in mini-mall next to a bowling alley and (I swear to god) the florida state anthropology department." Yes, the anthropology department at Flordia State University is in a strip mall.

http://deadspin.com/5086392/the-seminoles-vs-the-sigmas-a-blow+by+blow-account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21467395)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:38 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

LOL BROTHER THIS IS 180 MATERIAL!!!

FLORIDA STATE IS EVEN MORE OF A FESTERING TTT THAN I EVER THOUGHT!!!

IMAGINE THE TRAVAILS OF A $1000 / SEMESTER ADJUNCT PROFESSOR OF ANTHROPOLOGY AT FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY!!! ROLLING UP TO THEIR STRIP MALL "CURRICULUM DISSEMINATION CENTER" IN A MOTHERFUCKING 1992 FORD ESCORT WITH BAD BRAKES AND A PASSENGER DOOR THAT ONLY OPENS FROM THE INSIDE, LITTERED WITH UNGRADED PAPERS, FAST FOOD WRAPPERS AND HALF-COMPLETED APPLICATIONS FOR PART-TIME CASHIER JOBS AT THE LOCAL BIG BOX RETAILERS!!!

UNBELIEVABLE GUTTER SHIT!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21467608)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: Nighttime Avocado Hissy Fit

I could not be happier than to contribute in a small way to your ongoing string of 180 posts. Thank you, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21655946)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: coral bateful lodge marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#34317922)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: salmon excitant stag film

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#26844794)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: curious narrow-minded sneaky criminal den

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21443364)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 8:30 PM
Author: orchid razzle-dazzle partner school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21445604)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:16 PM
Author: Silver alpha

contender for poast of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21455205)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BUT WHEN I MAKE TIME FOR IT I MAKE SURE XO GETS THE BEST!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21455964)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:17 AM
Author: Cream Stirring Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457618)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Cream Stirring Fortuitous Meteor

LOL WOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457650)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 1:41 PM
Author: Silver alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21655632)



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Date: December 23rd, 2012 11:51 PM
Author: Silver alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#22303162)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac brethren

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#28804669)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#29151038)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: Talking hairless gaming laptop

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#29152230)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:31 PM
Author: pontificating hominid clown

It's great to see you're back and thank you so much for your intellectual philanthropy. We are not worthy of your earnest maxims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438846)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:34 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK!!!

IN FIGHTING SHAPE FOR THE SEASON!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438873)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: pontificating hominid clown

you're doing God's work bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438962)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:40 PM
Author: Cerise market

fuck, you need a website and a larger platform. you could be huge. I could see you running the gamut of talk shows and writing books. Destroying people on Real Time with Bill Maher, laughing with Colbert, getting lisp spit on you from Chris Matthews. The world could be yours to change!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438930)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:46 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

BROTHER I APPRECIATE IT!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438976)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:10 PM
Author: hideous disrespectful corner boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21467388)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:42 PM
Author: irradiated lilac stage laser beams

with the new mods and new jerb, i am prolly no longer poasting, but have to shout out the king of OFFICE CALISTHENICS. GOTTA GET THAT PUMP.

HINDU SQUATS!

PUSHUPS WITH MY TIE IN MY SHIRT LIKE WHAT?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438947)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

LOL HINDU SQUATS!!!!!

FROM SLUMDOG TO SUPERMAN!!!!!

KEEP IT THORO IN THE STREETS AND GET DAT PAPER UP!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438997)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: irradiated lilac stage laser beams

resistance bands in the office closet. can't have colleagues and clients not see me all swoll. Halps dat PAPER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439080)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:00 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

MOST DEFINITELY FAM!!!

LIKE I ALWAYS SAY: NO JOBS FOR SLOBS!!!

OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!

AMERICA IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439129)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:02 PM
Author: irradiated lilac stage laser beams

ROFLNIFICENT!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439144)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: brass soul-stirring mother orchestra pit

so help me god i am crying so hard at this magnificent specimen of a subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21442292)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:34 AM
Author: cracking ape national

...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457714)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: hideous disrespectful corner boltzmann

"OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!"

Ohhh, man. ROFLCOPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21467405)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: fragrant erotic stock car hospital

OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#32080412)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 1:08 PM
Author: hot address mexican

Unacceptable fatphobia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#45923597)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Chest-beating Puppy Persian

brutal, yet spot on.

my idiot family lost their entire fortune in the great depression and it's been small steps each and every generation

i've gone a bit further than my parents, and they a bit further than theirs

but ill never reach DAT ELITE STATUS in my lifetime

maybe in 2-3 generations if the momentum continues

fuck this gay earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438995)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:57 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

BROTHER I AM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FAMILY'S FALL FROM GREATNESS

BUT YOU CAN BE THE ONE TO RESTORE YOUR FAMILY TO ITS RIGHTFUL PLACE!!!

LET THE FAILURE OF YOUR ANCESTORS BE A WARNING TO YOU: STACK DAT PAPER AND STAY MORE LIQUID THAN THE MOTHERFUCKING OCEAN!!!

WHEN THE PANIC HITS, SWOOP AND SNATCH!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY IN THE MEANTIME BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439095)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:02 PM
Author: Chest-beating Puppy Persian

you are probably the best poaster i've ever seen

keep fighting the good fight brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439145)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

I WILL FIGHT UNTIL MY DYING DAY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439153)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:26 AM
Author: Cream Stirring Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457673)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: Silver alpha

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439185)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 3:31 PM
Author: Internet-worthy high-end windowlicker hall

"AND STAY MORE LIQUID THAN THE MOTHERFUCKING OCEAN!!! "

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21443600)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Silver alpha

Brother you could make 50 threads per day and it wouldn't get old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439008)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:57 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439099)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: scarlet crackhouse skinny woman

Frog and Toad strike at the pedophile BLP, then melt into the shadows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#36574011)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:53 PM
Author: ebony vengeful black woman

don't let this thread die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439060)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:14 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

NEVER, BROTHER!!!

NEVER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439270)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:54 PM
Author: pontificating hominid clown

oh what a timeless message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439072)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: Low-t jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439240)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: wonderful bipolar office potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439288)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 1:40 AM
Author: pontificating hominid clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21440889)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Tripping milky school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#25796404)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: Stubborn Charcoal Heaven

Law adjuncts always have another job or have some other means of support (ie retired or married to someone wealthy). UGs, normally bad ones, abuse adjuncts in non-practical subjects by making it a "career" to teach a half a dozen classes a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21441166)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:48 AM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

BROTHER THIS MAY BE TRUE, BUT DO YOU FORESEE MANY OF TODAY'S MEDIOCRE FEMALE PHD HOLDERS IN THE HUMANITIES LANDING WEALTHY HUSBANDS???

MAYBE IN YEARS PAST, WITH LOWER (OR NONEXISTENT) DEBT LOADS AND A STILL-CHEERY DISPOSITION DUE TO GENERAL AVAILABILITY OF EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES AND A FAMILY ECONOMICALLY ABLE TO SUPPORT THEM IN THEIR HUNT FOR SAID EMPLOYMENT

BUT NOW??? IN DEBT UP TO THEIR EYEBALLS?? WITH NO FAMILY MONEY FORTHCOMING??? STILL ROLLING AROUND IN THEIR 1995 VW JETTA FROM HIGH SCHOOL??? AND MAD AS FUCK BECAUSE OF THE UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS OF CAREER AND FINANCIAL SUCCESS FED TO THEM SINCE BIRTH??? GET OUTTA HERE!!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21442001)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:15 PM
Author: hideous disrespectful corner boltzmann

"GET OUTTA HERE!!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!"

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21467435)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:54 AM
Author: Puce Location

A copy of this thread needs to be sent to every high school guidance counselor in America.

This tweetblog will give you a neverending stream of 180s, but this world NEEDS you. You need a talk-radio show or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21441286)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:51 AM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

BROTHER MY MESSAGE MAY HAVE BEEN TOLERATED PUBLICLY IN THE AMERICA OF 30 OR 40 YEARS AGO, WHEN THE PEOPLE WERE MATURE ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THE BASIC FACTS OF LIFE

NOW??? COME ON NOW WE KNOW IN THIS AMERICA OF 2012 THERE IS NOTHING MORE EVIL AND MEAN-SPIRITED THAN TELLING THE 870 SAT DULL-EYED MOUTHBREATHER WHO CAN BARELY STRING TOGETHER TWO SENTENCES THAT HE ISN'T "COLLEGE MATERIAL"!!!

AND SO THE BEAT GOES ON!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21442024)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Vibrant Cuckold

TELLING THE 870 SAT DULL-EYED MOUTHBREATHER WHO CAN BARELY STRING TOGETHER TWO SENTENCES THAT HE ISN'T "COLLEGE MATERIAL"!!!

Actual lol at that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21442051)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: ivory mood

So damn true. In today's world, no one is dumb; they're just special. No one is fat or overweight; they suffer from a disease (seriously there is a "fat acceptance" movement). You say one bad thing about anyone, and you're a terrible human being. Politically correct folks took this whole "all men created equal" business a bit too far...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21453203)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:16 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

BROTHER AND IM NOT EVEN LOOKING TO DENIGRATE MOTHERFUCKERS, ONLY TO FIND THEM CAREER TRACKS AND VOCATIONS APPROPRIATE FOR WHATEVER IT IS THAT THEY BRING TO THE TABLE!!!

870 SAT MOTHERFUCKERS CAN STILL FRAME A HOUSE, WELD A JOINT OR MAINTAIN MACHINERY!!!

ALL OF THOSE VOCATIONS PAY MIDDLE CLASS WAGES AND DONT REQUIRE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN NON-DISCHARGABLE DEBT AND OPPORTUNITY COSTS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21454429)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Low-t jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21455397)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 3:56 AM
Author: Garnet odious locale ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21441394)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 7:11 AM
Author: green trip pistol messiness

you're so mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21441468)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:53 AM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

JUST BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!!!

STRIVING IS A DISEASE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21442036)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:11 AM
Author: crawly home

$2100 per course-that's crazy

these people should just get jobs in a public school system with a union-no need to research, tenure after a few years, more money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21442115)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:20 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

MY BROTHER THIS SOBER, RESPONSIBLE AND CREDITED APPROACH TO LIFE WILL NEVER BE ATTEMPTED BY THESE FAGGOT STRIVER POORS!!!

FROM BIRTH THEY HAVE BEEN TOLD BY EVERYONE AROUND THEM THAT THEY CAN AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!!! REGARDLESS OF THEIR SIMPLY ABOVE-AVERAGE NATIVE INTELLIGENCE, LACK OF CONNECTIONS AND PATHETIC FAMILY "WEALTH" THAT USUALLY CONSISTS OF A COUPLE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN SOME POORLY MANAGED MUTUAL FUNDS AND AN UNDERWATER SUBURBAN TRACT HOME!!!

ADMITTING TO THEMSELVES THAT THEY ARE MERELY ABOVE AVERAGE, NOTHING SPECIAL, AND THAT THE PROPER PATH FOR THEM IS TO FALL IN LINE WITH THE FACELESS MASS OF TENURED PUBLIC SCHOOLTEACHERS GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING THEY HAVE EVERY BEEN TOLD AND EVERYTHING THEY BELIEVE ABOUT THEMSELVES!!!

ONCE A FAGGOT STRIVER POOR BEGINS THE JOURNEY DOWN THE NAVEL-GAZING LIBERAL ARTS GRADUATE SCHOOL PATH, THE ONLY RESULTS CAN BE WINNING THE LOTTERY (TENURED FACULTY POSITION AT A UNIVERSITY) OR ABJECT PROFESSIONAL AND PERSONAL FAILURE MANIFESTED IN LACKSADAISACAL PULLS OF THE ESPRESSO MACHINE AT YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT COFFEE SHOP!!!

ONCE THEY HAVE SEEN THE GLORY AND SPLENDOR OF THE FAGGOT BOOMER TENURED FACULTY THEY SO DESPERATELY HOPE TO JOIN, ANYTHING LESS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!

AND SO THEY TRY, TRY, TRY AGAIN, TRY UNTIL THEY ARE IN THEIR MID-40S AND ALL OPPORTUNITIES TO SALVAGE WHAT LITTLE REMAINS OF THEIR PATHETIC LIVES HAVE DISAPPEARED!!!

PICK ANY MAJOR METROPOLITAN AREA IN THESE HERE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND YOU WILL FIND THESE POOR SOULS!!!

THE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE LEGION!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21443141)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:16 PM
Author: Shivering galvanic stage main people

Bravo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21470088)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:49 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21470292)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: coral bateful lodge marketing idea

I fucking laughed out loud at the espresso machine line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#34317951)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:39 AM
Author: brass soul-stirring mother orchestra pit

"Education has always been about one thing : churning out sheep so the rich can get richer. It takes about 15 years to totally break somebody's will and that is the length of time of the education system in the West."

LOL at this freeper bullshit

as an aside COT DAMN MAN WHERE U BEEN I MISSED YOUR COCK INSIDE AMERICA'S ASSHOLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21442269)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

BROTHER I HAVE BEEN STACKIN DAT PAPER!!!

REMEMBER THAT POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST!!!

GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21443088)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: fear-inspiring pale yarmulke party of the first part

"My friend is an adjunct. She has a PhD in anthropology and teaches at a university, where she is paid $2100 per course"

"I have one friend who was offered $5000 per course, but he turned it down and requested less so that his children would still qualify for food stamps."

holy fucking shit boomers.

And we wonder why education is shit.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21443215)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:35 PM
Author: indigo famous landscape painting cruise ship

The only irony is that the vasTTT majority of XOXO poasters fall into the "fuct" category.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21443222)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

BROTHER THIS IS WHY I BRING MY MESSAGE TO THE CITIZENS OF XO!!!

IT ISNT TOO LATE!!! GET A SKILL AND GET TO MOTHERFUCKING WORK!!!

STACK DAT PAPER AND LAUGH AT THE FAGGOT STRIVER POORS GETTING CUT DOWN BY THE HEARTLESS SCYTHE OF THE ELITE PROFESSIONS!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY IN 2012 BROTHERS!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21443249)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:49 PM
Author: indigo famous landscape painting cruise ship

It's just amusing to see that the very individuals falling into the "fuct" category are pretending that they are in fact, a part of the "in" crowd.

It's like a TTT degree holder laughing at other TTT degree holders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21443278)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:37 AM
Author: indigo famous landscape painting cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457452)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: indigo famous landscape painting cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21458070)



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Date: September 4th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: indigo famous landscape painting cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21494275)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 8:54 PM
Author: Chrome casino

brother you are fucking WISE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21453701)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21454383)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:38 PM
Author: fear-inspiring pale yarmulke party of the first part

Even law, once a safety net for American strivers, is now a profession where jobs pay as little as $10,000 a year - unfeasible for all but the wealthy, and devastating for those who have invested more than $100,000 into their degrees. One after another, the occupations that shape American society are becoming impossible for all but the most elite to enter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21443232)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

BROTHER NOW YOU HAVE THE INFORMATION!!!

TIME TO GET THE TOOLS, AND THEN YOU CAN PROFIT HANDSOMELY!!!

CHASE PAPER NOT PRESTIGE!!!

GET DEM DOLLAZ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21443260)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 5:18 PM
Author: Chest-beating Puppy Persian

So fucking true, and so fucking sad

This country smokes dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21444468)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:55 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

BROTHER I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN AT JUST HOW FAR DOWN THE TOILET OUR ONCE GREAT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA HAS GONE!!!

BUT IT IS OUR REALITY TODAY AND WE MUST ADJUST, ADAPT AND REORDER OUR ACTIVITIES SO THAT WE MAY STILL PROSPER!!!

PERHAPS FUTURE GENERATIONS WILL HAVE THE WHEREWITHAL TO REPAIR OUR ONCE MIGHTY REPUBLIC!!!

BUT FOR NOW...WE MUST STACK THAT PAPER!!!

STAY VIGILANT IN 2012!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21447164)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: brass soul-stirring mother orchestra pit

180 use of "wherewithal" in a fully caps-locked cruise control cool poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21447364)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21447421)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 5:12 PM
Author: indigo famous landscape painting cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21444409)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 8:17 PM
Author: Vibrant Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21445516)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: vigorous doobsian site roast beef

you're like the xoxo version of Zyzz.

Inspiring.

Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21447291)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21447333)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: provocative kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21447588)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Internet-worthy high-end windowlicker hall

What is your stance on being an adjuct professor for a For-Profit University as supplemental income?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21452088)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: indigo famous landscape painting cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21452536)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 8:45 PM
Author: Low-t jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21453648)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:18 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

BROTHER IN THIS AMERICA OF 2012 ANYTHING THAT BRINGS IN DAT HARD CURRENCY AND DOESNT GET YOU LOCKED UP IS FAIR GAME!!!

IF YOU GOT TIME AND THEY GOT DOLLAZ THEN MAKE THE TRADE!!!

PLACATE YOUR CONSCIENCE BY TAKING A FEW EXTRA HOURS OUT OF THE QUARTER TO SCHOOL THE BRIGHTEST OF YOUR STUDENTS ON THE NEW REALITY OF AMERICA IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21454454)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: Internet-worthy high-end windowlicker hall

"PLACATE YOUR CONSCIENCE BY TAKING A FEW EXTRA HOURS OUT OF THE QUARTER TO SCHOOL THE BRIGHTEST OF YOUR STUDENTS ON THE NEW REALITY OF AMERICA IN 2012!!!"

DESCRIBE

Because I am fighting my guilty conscience every time I cash one of their checks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21455120)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

BROTHER IT CAN BE AS SIMPLE AS INVITING THE 2 OR 3 NON MOUTHBREATHING STUDENTS IN YOUR COURSE TO COFFEE, ASKING THEM ABOUT THEIR CAREER AND LIFE GOALS, AND NUDGING THEM ALONG A PATH THAT WILL BE FAR LESS DAMAGING TO THEIR FINANCIAL AND PROFESSIONAL HEALTH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21455952)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:31 AM
Author: Cream Stirring Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457702)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: Aromatic Aqua Menage Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21454389)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed chartreuse psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21455126)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: spruce house

hi hahaurfucked!

wish me luck on the mcat so you won't be writing about me in 4 years!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457646)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:22 AM
Author: exciting coffee pot

u'll need it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457656)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: spruce house

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457680)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:47 AM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED BROTHER!!!

GET DAT ROAD AND STACK DEM DOLLAZ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457777)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:30 AM
Author: cracking ape national

Holy Fucking Shit.

I have not laughed this heartily or this consistently at a poast in YEARS.

180 BROTHER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457693)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457784)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: cracking ape national

BROTHER YOU LITERALLY HAD ME IN TEARS FOR THE ENTIRE THREAD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457805)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Cream Stirring Fortuitous Meteor

brother, thank you for all you have given in this thread, brother. Keep fighting the good fight!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457980)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:19 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

IT IS HARD WORK BUT THE TRUTH MUST BE SET FREE!!!

AS ALWAYS, SEND ALONG ANY AND ALL FRESH TALES OF WOE!!!

IN THE MEANTIME, STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21458037)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Cream Stirring Fortuitous Meteor

always, brother my brother!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21467643)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:29 PM
Author: Garnet odious locale ratface

*Thread receives UNESCO World Heritage Site recognition*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21458103)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

STREETS NEED ME!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21585127)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: topaz startled set

Is there any dispute at this point that HHUF is the #1 poaster here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21458372)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: spruce house

no hes awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21459263)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

THANK YOU BROTHERS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21467203)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:01 PM
Author: hideous disrespectful corner boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21467333)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:50 PM
Author: vivacious flushed theater stage

I gotta agree with the OP. My sister is about to graduate with a useless PhD in the humanities this year. It has taken her north of 5 years to get it. The only way she has been able to live is because my folks got loot. No loans no nothing. Her job prospects are terrible but it doesn't matter cuz my parents will provide for her. She just wants to be able to attend cocktail parties and start off sentences by saying oh while when i got my PhD from dat ivy league school....

My guess is she will never actually get a real job but just coast off my parents. It may not be fair, but life isn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21467691)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:01 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

YOUR SISTER IS BENEFITING FROM THE HARD WORK AND SHREWD MONEY MANAGEMENT OF YOUR ANCESTORS!!!

THIS IS THE ONLY SITUATION IN WHICH BECOMING A FULL FLEDGED FAGGOT STRIVER IS ACCEPTABLE!!!

FOR THE REST, IT IS AMERICA IN 2012!!! THE DREAM IS DEAD!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21470002)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: sadistic mustard half-breed

A PhD in the humanities in only 5 years? Absolutely unheard of. And she didn't have a tuition waiver and stipend?

sounds like BS bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21480780)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: vivacious flushed theater stage

I said north of 5 years. She had a tuition waiver and stipend but that doesn't cover living expenses (car, apartment, going out, etc). My folks paid her cell phone bill and everything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21485472)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:10 PM
Author: Lake toilet seat dingle berry

180, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21470055)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21470075)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:18 PM
Author: Concupiscible twinkling tanning salon

HAHAURFUCKED remains a lodestar of truth amidst the dead boomer saharas of what used to be the american economy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21470093)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:45 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

OUR NATION IS IN A SORRY STATE!!! I WISH IT WERE NOT THE CASE BUT IT WOULD BE IRRESPONSIBLE TO TELL THE PEOPLE ANY DIFFERENTLY!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21470268)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:20 PM
Author: Passionate Chad Stain

HAHAURFUCKED - I left law school, and your posting played a major role in my decision. Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21470101)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:48 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

BROTHER YOUR REJECTION OF FAGGOT STRIVING, DEBT SLAVERY AND IMPOTENT BLEATING BRINGS ME GREAT JOY!!!

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED IN WHATEVER PATH YOU HAVE CHOSEN!!!

STACK DAT PAPER AND STAY VIGILANT!!! YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO RISE WILL COME SOON ENOUGH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21470284)



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Date: March 13th, 2013 10:53 AM
Author: Flirting brindle idiot generalized bond

"impotent bleating" = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#22809191)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Senate Regret

thread title is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21470300)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

BROTHER THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO MY ORIGINAL DISCUSSION OF THE ADJUNCT PROFESSOR "LIFESTYLE"!!!

THE TRUTH IS SHOCKING!!!

LINK BELOW BROTHER!!!

http://lsd.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1323569&mc=89&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3cf130ce0df27de391e32ebb54ca1039

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21470345)



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Date: February 5th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Canary station electric furnace

ELECTRONIC BOOGALOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#27255166)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 12:12 PM
Author: Cream Stirring Fortuitous Meteor

LABOR DAY WEEKEND BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21479429)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 10:51 PM
Author: Peach dashing sex offender

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

I HAVE SPENT THE DAY ENJOYING THE FRUITS OF MY LABOR!!!

I SHALL CONTINUE TO DO SO TOMORROW!!!

LET THIS HOLIDAY WEEKEND BE A REMINDER TO ALL THOSE WHO WOULD BE TEMPTED BY FAGGOT STRIVERY!!! NO MAN NOT BORN TO THE MANOR RISES WITHOUT TOIL, DETERMINATION AND HUMILITY!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY BROTHERS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21483698)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Haunting bawdyhouse antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#32080366)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: duck-like unholy people who are hurt base

so much win in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21655865)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 2:38 PM
Author: hairraiser old irish cottage gunner

I stand slack-jawed at the brilliance displayed in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21655952)



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Date: March 13th, 2013 11:19 AM
Author: Silver alpha

*HAHAURFUCKED posthumously awarded Nobel literature prize for this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#22809297)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: transparent parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#25796435)



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Date: March 15th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: Bearded olive rigpig public bath

this is the greatest thing i have ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#22821661)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Underhanded personal credit line

Got my hopes up he was back.

I never would have gotten hooked on this shitbort if not for HHUF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#25796464)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: transparent parlour

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#25796470)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: Underhanded personal credit line

As 485838175959 as HALFORD is, HAHAURFUCKED will always be the GOAT for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#25804861)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: honey-headed histrionic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#25796485)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: stimulating flatulent trump supporter space

THE BEST.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#25804685)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling ruddy business firm nibblets

Wow, this thread will save my life. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#25804942)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: chocolate at-the-ready box office roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#26840745)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Massive Slate Double Fault Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#26844784)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 8:35 PM
Author: Pearly Lascivious Useless Brakes Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#27013490)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 10:42 PM
Author: multi-colored pink range pervert

It took me two years to fully internalize this, but I am so glad I saw the light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#27014427)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Cream Stirring Fortuitous Meteor

FUKKING EPIC BUMP INTO THE YEAR 2015, Iibs FURIOUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#27028314)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Charismatic mental disorder bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#27028319)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 9:44 AM
Author: Chest-beating Puppy Persian

Still one of the GOAT threads of xo

happy new year, faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#27029838)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: Idiotic garrison wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#27030063)



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Date: February 5th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Idiotic garrison wrinkle

never forget.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#27255044)



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Date: February 5th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Insanely creepy plaza tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#27255110)



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Date: February 15th, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: orchid razzle-dazzle partner school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#27321317)



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Date: February 15th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Charismatic mental disorder bbw

every single one of my quasi smart ARE COUNTRY students (especially those who have returned to school in their 30s) wants a PhD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#27321331)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: Canary station electric furnace

Woke up this morning thinking of this thread title and lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#27807113)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 1:34 AM
Author: comical bright place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#28433176)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Canary station electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#28804664)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Glittery spot

OP still my GOAT poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#28804736)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Alcoholic Native Police Squad

poast for poast undisputed goat poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#28804805)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Glittery spot

I don't know if there is a close #2...UNCLE RUSLAN? who, for the fuck we know, may be HAHAURFUCKED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#28804943)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: Alcoholic Native Police Squad

i guess you could make a perverse case for trustafarian, but depends on how much he poasted before his infamous poast and how shock value counts for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#28804953)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Glittery spot

I forget his debacle. fuaaaark.

btw...I still refer to JAPANESE FACTORY WORKER CALISTHENICS IRL. At one point, he linked to doods doing hindu squats and jumping jacks in hard hats in Japan as a reference. it's lols me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#28804961)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Alcoholic Native Police Squad

i missed that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#28804965)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: appetizing wild mad-dog skullcap property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#32080392)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: frisky yellow jewess pisswyrm

*Falls to knees a la Sean Penn in Tree of Life*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#28805259)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:42 PM
Author: tan greedy corn cake



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Date: October 18th, 2015 7:43 PM
Author: jet indian lodge crotch



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Haunting bawdyhouse antidepressant drug

poasting has an opportunity cost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#29721772)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: burgundy cuckoldry

his words echo through eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#29722731)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:13 PM
Author: Haunting bawdyhouse antidepressant drug



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:03 PM
Author: Poppy Beta Sound Barrier Hunting Ground

I thought that Al Jazeera USA shithole was closing down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#29722688)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Hilarious Kitty Cat

'tis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#29722718)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: boyish resort



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Date: April 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Insecure sexy sanctuary athletic conference



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Date: April 13th, 2016 2:10 PM
Author: dull filthpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#30264454)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 6:14 PM
Author: sienna shrine

x2 - loved this poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#32080681)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 6:25 PM
Author: arrogant patrolman rehab

All time great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#32080760)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 6:25 PM
Author: cobalt state therapy

it was Don Jr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#32080758)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:06 AM
Author: appetizing wild mad-dog skullcap property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#32254066)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:15 AM
Author: Maize scourge upon the earth chapel

damn, so many old monikers I thought I was reading an archived thread for a sec. amazing there are some bumpable HAHAURFUCKED threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#32254071)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:22 AM
Author: appetizing wild mad-dog skullcap property

He resurfaced in summer 2012 claiming he'd be poasting often but aside from 2-3 beautiful vicious takedowns it was all a big tease :(

If not for HHUF threads I would have left XO after a few visits in 2011 and never looked back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#32254080)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 3:12 PM
Author: fragrant erotic stock car hospital

poasting has an opportunity cost, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#34318594)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: henna razzle ceo becky

lmao adjuncts you're all going to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#32254083)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 8:22 AM
Author: vigorous doobsian site roast beef

HHUF might have been a cyborg sent from the future to help guide us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#32254144)



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Date: June 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Chest-beating Puppy Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#33506524)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Disturbing Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#34099461)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: learning disabled deer antler locus

can't stop laughing at this thread

truly incredible scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#34099472)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:39 AM
Author: appetizing wild mad-dog skullcap property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#34317000)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: shaky misanthropic ticket booth water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#34317626)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: mentally impaired adventurous goyim gaping

HAHAURFUCKED was a boart treasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#34317937)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: Sickened mischievous headpube

his insights now would be appreciated. he was great. GOAT POTUS still imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#34317959)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:08 AM
Author: 180 umber really tough guy center



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Date: August 2nd, 2023 2:59 AM
Author: chocolate at-the-ready box office roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#46619639)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: naked codepig

2017 update: van dwelling, trick turning

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/sep/28/adjunct-professors-homeless-sex-work-academia-poverty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#34318174)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: learning disabled deer antler locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#34935034)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: Canary station electric furnace

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#34935044)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: Chest-beating Puppy Persian

Holy fuck lmao

Reminder: debt = poison. Low/no debt. Low monthly nut to cover. Passive income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#34935081)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:29 AM
Author: Insecure sexy sanctuary athletic conference



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:07 AM
Author: judgmental macaca meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#35504269)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Canary station electric furnace



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Date: July 2nd, 2019 4:28 PM
Author: arrogant patrolman rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#38474463)



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Date: July 24th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: learning disabled deer antler locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#38584207)



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Date: July 24th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: Insanely creepy plaza tattoo



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Date: August 1st, 2019 12:29 AM
Author: exhilarant sable gay wizard hell

Amazing thread. Wherever this dude is, I hope he is stackin dat paper!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#38621045)



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Date: August 25th, 2019 6:12 PM
Author: Bossy Striped Hyena Theatre

Every time I feel shitty about wagecucking I read this thread. It has helped me tremendously over the years. TY, HHUF, wherever you are. TYVM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#38740584)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: non-physical computer



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Date: October 16th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Marvelous indirect expression



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Date: March 5th, 2020 8:34 PM
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Date: March 5th, 2020 8:55 PM
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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:26 AM
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Date: May 1st, 2020 1:34 AM
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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:09 AM
Author: sienna shrine



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Date: July 11th, 2020 1:10 PM
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Date: December 7th, 2020 9:50 PM
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Date: June 8th, 2021 5:14 PM
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Date: December 15th, 2021 11:27 AM
Author: Thriller lime principal's office organic girlfriend



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Date: March 14th, 2022 8:13 AM
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Date: March 14th, 2022 8:41 AM
Author: big-titted buck-toothed juggernaut

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#44144772)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 7:17 PM
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Date: January 8th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: coral bateful lodge marketing idea

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#45760931)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:26 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#45761407)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:26 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#45761409)



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Date: June 21st, 2024 2:27 PM
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