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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
confused crystalline ticket booth
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
mind-boggling bonkers boiling water useless brakes
  08/01/25
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confused crystalline ticket booth
  08/01/25
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  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
pink roommate principal's office
  08/02/25
rip
Costumed Field Windowlicker
  08/02/25
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mind-boggling bonkers boiling water useless brakes
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
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Big rusted alpha native
  08/01/25
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confused crystalline ticket booth
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
exciting piazza round eye
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
confused crystalline ticket booth
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Turquoise Vigorous Sandwich Plaza
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
mentally impaired stage
  08/01/25
yes
Turquoise Vigorous Sandwich Plaza
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Turquoise Vigorous Sandwich Plaza
  08/01/25
?
confused crystalline ticket booth
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
mentally impaired stage
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Big rusted alpha native
  08/01/25
Sick
confused crystalline ticket booth
  08/01/25
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Turquoise Vigorous Sandwich Plaza
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
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  08/02/25
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godawful laughsome school cafeteria
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Turquoise Vigorous Sandwich Plaza
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Costumed Field Windowlicker
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
confused crystalline ticket booth
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
disgusting theater stage dog poop
  08/02/25
Hdy
confused crystalline ticket booth
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Carnelian stain
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Underhanded titillating temple
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
startling background story
  08/02/25
Titcr
Lavender lascivious legal warrant persian
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
confused crystalline ticket booth
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
startling background story
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
confused crystalline ticket booth
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Razzmatazz affirmative action pervert
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
startling background story
  08/02/25
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  08/02/25
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  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
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dashing space goyim
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
startled aromatic spot queen of the night
  08/02/25
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confused crystalline ticket booth
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
buck-toothed private investor sex offender
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: confused crystalline ticket booth

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling bonkers boiling water useless brakes

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: confused crystalline ticket booth

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: citrine frum lodge milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: pink roommate principal's office

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Costumed Field Windowlicker

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: mind-boggling bonkers boiling water useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Glittery grizzly jap stag film

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Big rusted alpha native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: confused crystalline ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: exciting piazza round eye

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: confused crystalline ticket booth

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Turquoise Vigorous Sandwich Plaza

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: mentally impaired stage

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Turquoise Vigorous Sandwich Plaza

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Turquoise Vigorous Sandwich Plaza

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: confused crystalline ticket booth

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: mentally impaired stage

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Big rusted alpha native

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: confused crystalline ticket booth

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Turquoise Vigorous Sandwich Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: disgusting theater stage dog poop

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: godawful laughsome school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Turquoise Vigorous Sandwich Plaza

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Costumed Field Windowlicker

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: confused crystalline ticket booth

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: disgusting theater stage dog poop

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: confused crystalline ticket booth

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Carnelian stain

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Underhanded titillating temple

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: startling background story

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Lavender lascivious legal warrant persian

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: confused crystalline ticket booth

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: startling background story

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: confused crystalline ticket booth

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Razzmatazz affirmative action pervert

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: startling background story

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Histrionic carmine meetinghouse marketing idea

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: chestnut arousing son of senegal feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: cordovan judgmental casino dopamine

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: dashing space goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: startled aromatic spot queen of the night

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: confused crystalline ticket booth

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: buck-toothed private investor sex offender

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49151922)