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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
Mauve telephone electric furnace
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
Multi-colored hominid masturbator
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
exciting fantasy-prone property main people
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
Frozen Diverse Regret
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
exciting fantasy-prone property main people
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
exciting fantasy-prone property main people
  06/29/24
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azure bossy jewess azn
  06/29/24
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Bipolar Passionate Hell
  06/29/24
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Red Slap-happy Boiling Water Hissy Fit
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spruce cerebral deer antler depressive
  06/29/24
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Odious juggernaut
  06/29/24
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Mauve telephone electric furnace
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
azure bossy jewess azn
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
stubborn pink plaza
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
Blue Rambunctious Ladyboy
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
azure bossy jewess azn
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
Blue Rambunctious Ladyboy
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
azure bossy jewess azn
  06/29/24
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Blue Rambunctious Ladyboy
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
Saffron spectacular stead elastic band
  06/22/25
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lascivious silver center giraffe
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
stubborn pink plaza
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
Floppy Overrated Parlor Immigrant
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
Blue Rambunctious Ladyboy
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
Floppy Overrated Parlor Immigrant
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
Razzle Nursing Home
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
Bipolar Passionate Hell
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
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  06/29/24
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Grizzly low-t pit
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
Provocative Startling Box Office Travel Guidebook
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
crusty idiotic clown
  06/29/24
Jfc
Sienna vigorous black woman mad cow disease
  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
Odious juggernaut
  06/29/24
she did it again
Mauve telephone electric furnace
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
abusive histrionic public bath
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
lascivious silver center giraffe
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
Multi-colored hominid masturbator
  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: Mauve telephone electric furnace

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored hominid masturbator

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: exciting fantasy-prone property main people

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: Frozen Diverse Regret

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: exciting fantasy-prone property main people

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: exciting fantasy-prone property main people

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: azure bossy jewess azn

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Bipolar Passionate Hell

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Red Slap-happy Boiling Water Hissy Fit

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: spruce cerebral deer antler depressive



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Odious juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47792071)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Mauve telephone electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47802078)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: azure bossy jewess azn

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: stubborn pink plaza

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Blue Rambunctious Ladyboy

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: azure bossy jewess azn

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Blue Rambunctious Ladyboy

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: azure bossy jewess azn

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Blue Rambunctious Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791898)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Saffron spectacular stead elastic band

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: lascivious silver center giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#49041096)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: stubborn pink plaza

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: Floppy Overrated Parlor Immigrant

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Blue Rambunctious Ladyboy

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Floppy Overrated Parlor Immigrant

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Razzle Nursing Home

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Bipolar Passionate Hell

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: dashing olive international law enforcement agency voyeur

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Grizzly low-t pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#49041168)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: Provocative Startling Box Office Travel Guidebook

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: crusty idiotic clown

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791970)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Sienna vigorous black woman mad cow disease

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47792031)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Odious juggernaut

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Mauve telephone electric furnace

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: abusive histrionic public bath

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: lascivious silver center giraffe

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored hominid masturbator

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#49041232)