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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
opaque rehab death wish
  06/30/25
wow lol
racy goal in life dilemma
  06/30/25
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Fishy adventurous cuckoldry principal's office
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
racy goal in life dilemma
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
opaque rehab death wish
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
purple vivacious institution
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
opaque rehab death wish
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Haunting den halford
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Mildly Autistic Effete Internal Respiration
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
racy goal in life dilemma
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Histrionic temple queen of the night
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
opaque rehab death wish
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Mildly Autistic Effete Internal Respiration
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
charcoal theater
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
racy goal in life dilemma
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
opaque rehab death wish
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Dashing Misanthropic Kitty Cat Meetinghouse
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Onyx Mediation
  06/30/25
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Adulterous burgundy giraffe mexican
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Galvanic Fluffy Ceo
  06/30/25
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opaque rehab death wish
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Glassy mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Lime Location
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Iridescent curious area
  06/30/25
...
Histrionic temple queen of the night
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
charcoal theater
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
pearl potus travel guidebook
  07/01/25
...
Lime Location
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
laughsome crotch
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Godawful Bearded Preventive Strike
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
bespoke wonderful menage tattoo
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
appetizing light boistinker
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Provocative Startled Rigor Pit
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Vermilion sneaky criminal
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: opaque rehab death wish

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: racy goal in life dilemma

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Fishy adventurous cuckoldry principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: racy goal in life dilemma

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: opaque rehab death wish

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: purple vivacious institution

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: opaque rehab death wish

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Haunting den halford

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Effete Internal Respiration

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: racy goal in life dilemma

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Histrionic temple queen of the night

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: opaque rehab death wish

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Effete Internal Respiration

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: charcoal theater

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: racy goal in life dilemma

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: opaque rehab death wish

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Dashing Misanthropic Kitty Cat Meetinghouse

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Onyx Mediation

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Adulterous burgundy giraffe mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Galvanic Fluffy Ceo

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: opaque rehab death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Glassy mad-dog skullcap

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Lime Location

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Iridescent curious area

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Histrionic temple queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: charcoal theater

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: pearl potus travel guidebook

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Lime Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: laughsome crotch

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Godawful Bearded Preventive Strike

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: bespoke wonderful menage tattoo

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: appetizing light boistinker

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Provocative Startled Rigor Pit

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Vermilion sneaky criminal

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065360)