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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
federal lavender filthpig
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Rusted set wagecucks
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Gay at-the-ready community account stock car
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Rusted set wagecucks
  07/14/25
100%
Iridescent learning disabled parlor yarmulke
  07/15/25
FAG
histrionic confused nursing home
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Hairraiser Tan Theater Stage
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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sooty sick chapel cumskin
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Iridescent learning disabled parlor yarmulke
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Translucent Fat Ankles
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
federal lavender filthpig
  07/14/25
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sapphire dead blood rage
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Translucent Fat Ankles
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
federal lavender filthpig
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Translucent Fat Ankles
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
federal lavender filthpig
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Translucent Fat Ankles
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diverse resort
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
electric overrated tank faggot firefighter
  07/15/25
Lol
Translucent Fat Ankles
  07/15/25
jfc 180
histrionic confused nursing home
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Iridescent learning disabled parlor yarmulke
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Mind-boggling bossy toaster therapy
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
sooty sick chapel cumskin
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
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Gay at-the-ready community account stock car
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Translucent Fat Ankles
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
federal lavender filthpig
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Rusted set wagecucks
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
federal lavender filthpig
  07/14/25
wut
Pink supple meetinghouse
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
federal lavender filthpig
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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diverse resort
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black potus space
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
razzmatazz associate
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
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we all have brother
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diverse resort
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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slimy stag film
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
Cruel-hearted Dragon
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
diverse resort
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Exhilarant Nowag Love Of Her Life
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
outnumbered metal shrine death wish
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
white internal respiration pervert
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
pea-brained kitchen dingle berry
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
aquamarine brunch
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
180 box office
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Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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histrionic confused nursing home
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Translucent Fat Ankles
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Iridescent learning disabled parlor yarmulke
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Iridescent learning disabled parlor yarmulke
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
federal lavender filthpig
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: federal lavender filthpig

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Rusted set wagecucks

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Gay at-the-ready community account stock car

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Rusted set wagecucks

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Iridescent learning disabled parlor yarmulke

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: histrionic confused nursing home

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser Tan Theater Stage

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: rose aphrodisiac temple

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: sooty sick chapel cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Iridescent learning disabled parlor yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Translucent Fat Ankles

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: federal lavender filthpig

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: sapphire dead blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Translucent Fat Ankles

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: federal lavender filthpig

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Translucent Fat Ankles

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: federal lavender filthpig

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Translucent Fat Ankles

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: diverse resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: electric overrated tank faggot firefighter

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Translucent Fat Ankles

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: histrionic confused nursing home

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Iridescent learning disabled parlor yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling bossy toaster therapy

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: sooty sick chapel cumskin

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Rusted set wagecucks

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Gay at-the-ready community account stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Translucent Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: federal lavender filthpig

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Rusted set wagecucks

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: federal lavender filthpig

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Pink supple meetinghouse

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: federal lavender filthpig

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: slate offensive juggernaut factory reset button

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: diverse resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Spectacular Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Coiffed telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: aqua swashbuckling institution mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: black potus space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: razzmatazz associate

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Coiffed telephone

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Hairraiser Tan Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: vivacious copper piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: sapphire dead blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Magical half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Translucent Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Dun Coldplay Fan Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Zippy chestnut locale becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: vivacious copper piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Iridescent learning disabled parlor yarmulke

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Iridescent learning disabled parlor yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: diverse resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Nudist water buffalo

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: slimy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Dragon

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: diverse resort

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant Nowag Love Of Her Life

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: outnumbered metal shrine death wish

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: white internal respiration pervert

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: pea-brained kitchen dingle berry

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: aquamarine brunch

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: 180 box office

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: electric overrated tank faggot firefighter

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: lascivious fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: histrionic confused nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Translucent Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Iridescent learning disabled parlor yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Iridescent learning disabled parlor yarmulke

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: federal lavender filthpig

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104451)