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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Mind-boggling base azn
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Stirring Area Black Woman
  11/29/25
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Thriller shrine quadroon
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Stirring Area Black Woman
  11/29/25
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Big fighting philosopher-king
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Stirring Area Black Woman
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
turquoise irradiated friendly grandma stag film
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Mind-boggling base azn
  11/29/25
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Thriller shrine quadroon
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Yapping digit ratio
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Mind-boggling base azn
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Yapping digit ratio
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Naked Exhilarant House
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Outnumbered galvanic orchestra pit
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Yellow Excitant Garrison
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Mind-boggling base azn
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Self-absorbed Khaki Place Of Business Lay
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Cerebral pit
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
Self-absorbed Khaki Place Of Business Lay
  11/29/25
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Yapping digit ratio
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
brilliant private investor
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
turquoise irradiated friendly grandma stag film
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
ungodly aromatic rigor
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
turquoise irradiated friendly grandma stag film
  11/29/25
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
titillating brunch personal credit line
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan
  12/04/25
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GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN
  12/04/25
Approved
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Wes Scantlin
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Mind-boggling base azn

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Stirring Area Black Woman

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Thriller shrine quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49469506)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Stirring Area Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49469529)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Big fighting philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49470254)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Stirring Area Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49471195)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: turquoise irradiated friendly grandma stag film

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Mind-boggling base azn

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Thriller shrine quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49469600)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Yapping digit ratio

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling base azn

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Yapping digit ratio

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Naked Exhilarant House

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Outnumbered galvanic orchestra pit

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Yellow Excitant Garrison

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Mind-boggling base azn

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Khaki Place Of Business Lay

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Cerebral pit

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Khaki Place Of Business Lay

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Yapping digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: brilliant private investor

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: turquoise irradiated friendly grandma stag film

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: ungodly aromatic rigor

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: turquoise irradiated friendly grandma stag film

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: titillating brunch personal credit line

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Elisa#49490766)