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Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious ...
Orange Odious Chapel Dingle Berry
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In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lig...
Boyish jap
  08/12/23
It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.
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shocker!
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>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and...
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contagious magical resort selfie
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That's the difference.
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Wow, he actually did it
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burn baby burn
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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: topaz ape

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2Elisa#46660365)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Cheese-eating glassy library



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: Flushed alpha box office



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: maniacal degenerate



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Twisted Cruise Ship Goal In Life



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: Green death wish



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: jade set internal respiration



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: topaz ape



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Cordovan Unholy Rigpig

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: Orange Odious Chapel Dingle Berry

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2Elisa#46661294)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: Boyish jap

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2Elisa#46661301)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: floppy senate athletic conference

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Hideous address



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: gay foreskin university

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: up-to-no-good aphrodisiac persian round eye

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2Elisa#46672667)



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: contagious magical resort selfie



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Flatulent passionate depressive

That's the difference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2Elisa#46661308)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: topaz ape

👀

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Angry elite institution voyeur



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: Spectacular snowy church chad



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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: topaz ape



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: topaz ape



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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: topaz ape



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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: topaz ape



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: topaz ape



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: topaz ape



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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: topaz ape



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: topaz ape

Wow, he actually did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2Elisa#48533086)



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: soul-stirring costumed school cafeteria

burn baby burn

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: light french newt



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