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scholarship
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
cock of michael obama
  05/05/25
Cr
Wes Scantlin
  05/06/25
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mountain cat
  05/06/25
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The Velvet Bulldozer
  05/06/25
slutmobile obv
Oh you travel? (_)
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
turbofag
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Oh you travel? (_)
  05/05/25
The mom absolutely losing it while the dad secretly thinks i...
turbofag
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Covid was a Hoax
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
turbofag
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Covid was a Hoax
  05/05/25
180
turbofag
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
physical computer
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tom green
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
Ass Sunstein
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
luke screenwatcher
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
Ass Sunstein
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
The Velvet Bulldozer
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
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  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
physical computer
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
8=D
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
mountain cat
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
luke screenwatcher
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scholarship
  05/06/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
blow off some steam
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
gibberish (?)
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
Nazca Redlines
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
The Velvet Bulldozer
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
blow off some steam
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
dreams
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
blow off some steam
  05/07/25


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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: scholarship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: cock of michael obama

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: mountain cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907612)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: The Velvet Bulldozer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48909726)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Oh you travel? (_)

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: turbofag

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Oh you travel? (_)

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: turbofag

The mom absolutely losing it while the dad secretly thinks it's hilarious is amazing. And when he drives up to the bus stop and clearly his dad told some people and they all see it and start laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907173)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: turbofag

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: turbofag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907189)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,


undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: physical computer

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: tom green



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907157)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: luke screenwatcher (luis)

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Ass Sunstein

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: The Velvet Bulldozer

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: .,..,..,.,,..,..,,,,,,,,..,...,.,.,.,


when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: physical computer

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: 8=D

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: mountain cat

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: luke screenwatcher (luis)

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: scholarship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48908231)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: blow off some steam

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: The Velvet Bulldozer

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: blow off some steam

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: dreams

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: blow off some steam

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48910105)