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Choose one: 300k, 2 more inches of cock size, 10 IQ points

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Obsidian business firm degenerate
  07/18/25
Cock size. The IQ points have the highest upside, but I ...
snowy misunderstood spot
  07/18/25
if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *mo...
Titillating Candlestick Maker Resort
  07/18/25
Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girl...
snowy misunderstood spot
  07/18/25
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Internet-worthy temple
  07/18/25
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spectacular medicated school cafeteria
  07/18/25
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Dull senate
  07/19/25
300k I don’t think 10iq points would make any meani...
lake thriller pervert double fault
  07/18/25
cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170...
Titillating Candlestick Maker Resort
  07/18/25
its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one
mewling philosopher-king gunner
  07/18/25
Diameter, not circumference
Purple marvelous theater stage
  07/18/25
I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is...
fishy newt fanboi
  07/18/25
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Brilliant indecent queen of the night national
  07/19/25
$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the gold...
poppy stage puppy
  07/18/25
The money. Or are you taking away IQ points. You can hav...
Purple marvelous theater stage
  07/18/25
This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ poin...
Gold Friendly Grandma Hominid
  07/18/25
No more NYT Thursday crosswords
Purple marvelous theater stage
  07/18/25
girth or length?
Hideous stirring famous landscape painting
  07/18/25
really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 in...
Disrespectful Grizzly Rehab Macaca
  07/18/25
not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole t...
iridescent doobsian stain
  07/18/25
Easy, gimme more dick
bat-shit-crazy angry shitlib french chef
  07/18/25
(MASE every day of his life)
iridescent doobsian stain
  07/18/25
If my BWC was any bigger I'd have to register it as a lethal...
Comical Background Story Ticket Booth
  07/18/25
Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like ...
arrogant nursing home keepsake machete
  07/18/25
10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with m...
Charismatic burgundy marketing idea ceo
  07/18/25
300k
trip bipolar locus nowag
  07/18/25
300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k p...
spectacular medicated school cafeteria
  07/18/25
is this possible because academia is a scam and you still ge...
Charismatic burgundy marketing idea ceo
  07/18/25
is this a real question
spectacular medicated school cafeteria
  07/18/25
2 more inches of cock but give them to luis
Umber razzle half-breed
  07/18/25
wow
Charismatic burgundy marketing idea ceo
  07/18/25
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Brilliant indecent queen of the night national
  07/19/25
You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein
narrow-minded athletic conference juggernaut
  07/18/25
I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and...
Internet-worthy temple
  07/18/25
cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be....
brass heady ladyboy home
  07/18/25
wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right...
brass heady ladyboy home
  07/18/25
increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the m...
fantasy-prone mind-boggling crackhouse
  07/18/25
saame
Haunting Sable Plaza Coffee Pot
  07/18/25
what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?
abnormal area boistinker
  07/18/25
Probably 300k I like myself and having +10 iq probably re...
Dashing know-it-all location codepig
  07/18/25
$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?
Diverse boiling water
  07/19/25
The money is worthless The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best ...
180 vengeful national security agency sanctuary
  07/19/25
"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?" Y...
laughsome jet whorehouse
  07/19/25
IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd fina...
Pale Odious Lettuce Coldplay Fan
  07/19/25
i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldn...
Brilliant indecent queen of the night national
  07/19/25


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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Obsidian business firm degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111488)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: snowy misunderstood spot

Cock size.

The IQ points have the highest upside, but I already have enough money/prestige and right now I have zero mental illness or existential dread about climate change, AI, morality, etc., and I’d be concerned the extra points would push me into that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111546)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Titillating Candlestick Maker Resort

if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *more* likely to fret about climate change, then maybe you should consider taking the iq points after all, brother. just some friendly advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111554)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: snowy misunderstood spot

Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girls at the bar laugh at tend to fret over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111569)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Internet-worthy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111910)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: spectacular medicated school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111932)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:52 AM
Author: Dull senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49113882)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: lake thriller pervert double fault

300k

I don’t think 10iq points would make any meaningful difference professionally and two inches on my penis only directly benefits my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111562)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: Titillating Candlestick Maker Resort

cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170 iqs anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111567)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: mewling philosopher-king gunner

its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111579)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Purple marvelous theater stage

Diameter, not circumference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111624)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fishy newt fanboi

I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is worth way more than $400k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111571)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Brilliant indecent queen of the night national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49115316)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: poppy stage puppy

$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the goldilocks zone on the other two where more would just make things worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111605)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Purple marvelous theater stage

The money.

Or are you taking away IQ points. You can have 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111620)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Gold Friendly Grandma Hominid

This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ points you give up. How many will you give?

I might do 30 and would probably actually have a noticeable increase in baseline happiness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111826)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Purple marvelous theater stage

No more NYT Thursday crosswords

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49112126)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Hideous stirring famous landscape painting

girth or length?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111622)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Disrespectful Grizzly Rehab Macaca

really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 inch dick but at 10 iq i wouldn’t even be able to post i don’t think so, fine, micropeen it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111662)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: iridescent doobsian stain

not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole thunder dome that is the US 2025.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111682)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy angry shitlib french chef

Easy, gimme more dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111693)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: iridescent doobsian stain

(MASE every day of his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111695)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Comical Background Story Ticket Booth

If my BWC was any bigger I'd have to register it as a lethal weapon at the sheriff's office

I'll take the 300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111709)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: arrogant nursing home keepsake machete

Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like the guys she fucked in college.

The others would do nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111714)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Charismatic burgundy marketing idea ceo

10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with my TPD, but suddenly being noticeably quite a bit smarter would be incredibly 180. I don't have kids so Money does nothing for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111725)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: trip bipolar locus nowag

300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111728)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: spectacular medicated school cafeteria

300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k passion job again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111906)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Charismatic burgundy marketing idea ceo

is this possible because academia is a scam and you still get paid as an 80 y/o doing nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111994)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: spectacular medicated school cafeteria

is this a real question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49112162)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Umber razzle half-breed

2 more inches of cock but give them to luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111921)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Charismatic burgundy marketing idea ceo

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111989)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Brilliant indecent queen of the night national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49115321)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: narrow-minded athletic conference juggernaut

You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111928)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Internet-worthy temple

I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and married.

2 inches of cock (assuming a proportional girth increase) clearly has the highest value overall. It would take a decent 65th %tile dick and turn it into an absolute monster...the kind of dick you can message pics of to tinder whores and they'll want to fuck you just from the sheer size of it alone. So it would open up a new spectrum of partners and it would be satisfying to completely destroy them. Since I can't do that and it would be just for the wife, I come down on the side that she's pretty small and tight and 2 inches extra would probably be a hindrance.

The 300k doesn't really move the needle for me much.

The 10IQ points I would definitely enjoy because I feel like I've lost some points due to age and mental health issues and it would be nice to feel like my younger self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111977)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: brass heady ladyboy home

cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be. i doubt i really need the 2 inches, but it would make me feel good about myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111982)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: brass heady ladyboy home

wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111999)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: fantasy-prone mind-boggling crackhouse

increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49112205)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Haunting Sable Plaza Coffee Pot

saame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49112251)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: abnormal area boistinker

what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49112234)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Dashing know-it-all location codepig

Probably 300k

I like myself and having +10 iq probably results in weird changes in my personality and identity

Satisfactory cock size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49113584)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:54 AM
Author: Diverse boiling water

$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49113885)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: 180 vengeful national security agency sanctuary

The money is worthless

The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best use of IQ is when young because it lets you get high GPA without monk-like suffering. You aren't going to make some Engineering Breakthrough in your 40s just because you gained IQ points or something. I mean what would it even be for? poasting?

Dick size wins this one easily imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49114080)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: laughsome jet whorehouse

"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?"

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49115308)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Pale Odious Lettuce Coldplay Fan

IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd finally go fill Kazinsky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49114130)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Brilliant indecent queen of the night national

i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldnt even put more over the mentally retarded threshold so whats the point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49115313)