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just listed a house on airbnb for the first time. tips?
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Lavender hilarious stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49226172) |
Date: August 31st, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Cowardly red ticket booth round eye Make the price higher than average to filter out minorities (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49226173) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Cheese-eating international law enforcement agency what about a prominent sign "no kfc for 20 miles" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49226182) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Lavender hilarious stage If I have to approve each booking will I get banned if I just don't approve niggers or turds? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49226183) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:36 PM Author: Cowardly red ticket booth round eye Within seconds
You have to preemptively make them filter themselves |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:38 PM Author: Lavender hilarious stage cant i just say "whoops didnt see my phone"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49226210) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Lavender hilarious stage Update: first booking is a nigger. LJL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49229868) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:47 PM Author: Cowardly red ticket booth round eye did u seriously NOT listen to the ONE instruction i gave u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49229892) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:48 PM Author: Lavender hilarious stage theres like no nigs where i live and the closest major city is also very very not nig, so i figured i'd set a lower price to get some good reviews going and then jack it up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49229894) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:50 PM Author: Cowardly red ticket booth round eye god ur stupid
1st off nigs come in all colors so you have to shield your self from nigs no matter where you are
second i swear to god there is some government program where they will pay for any niggers "reasonably" priced airbnb
and they will bring like 50 fucking people to ur place and blast music and smoke weed and ur neighbors will call the cops and threaten to sue you |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:52 PM Author: Lavender hilarious stage hmm that's no bueno but on the plus side i am in the countryside and there's not really any "neighbors" per se, maybe i can smoke weed with them lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49229898) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:58 PM Author: high-end boiling water laser beams did you really base your plan on the idea that people would come from the nearby areas and not be travelling from far away to your airbnb? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49229910) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:00 AM Author: Lavender hilarious stage well, yes, but also do niggers travel beyond vegas and various carnival cruises? i live in a small town that is mostly white that doesnt have any real major attractions for them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49229916) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:01 AM Author: high-end boiling water laser beams then why the fuck would people who live within driving distance book a stay at your shithole? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49229921) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:02 AM Author: Lavender hilarious stage hey its not a shithole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49229926) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:03 AM Author: high-end boiling water laser beams so people will want to come from some distance to stay there? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49229928) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:04 AM Author: Lavender hilarious stage i dont wanna out myself here but theres a fair amount of semi local tourism to this area so i was thinking the majority of bookers will be from nearby city, i dont really think inner city teens will stay here and indeed i havent seen any such demographic when out and about here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49229930) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM Author: high-end boiling water laser beams so you're renting out a country house with no tourist attractions and hoping for good guests? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49229939) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM Author: Lavender hilarious stage theres plenty of local attractions but nothing major to draw in guests from around the country. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49229941) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:10 AM Author: high-end boiling water laser beams it is cheap and not in the city, that is what draws in guests (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49229952) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Lavender hilarious stage will you come stay at my house? i can be naked and on my knees upon checkin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49229953) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:12 AM Author: high-end boiling water laser beams a/s/l (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49229956) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:12 AM Author: Lavender hilarious stage 16/f/cali (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49229958) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:14 AM Author: high-end boiling water laser beams 17/f/fl, teehee (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49229961) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:14 AM Author: Lavender hilarious stage wanna trade boob pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49229963) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:13 AM Author: vibrant love of her life feces lmao it's just some random fucking house in the middle of nowhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49229960) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 10:07 PM Author: Lavender hilarious stage So the first booking (nig) just checked out. She booked it in advance and was actually the fourth guest I've had. They left the place in pretty good condition and I regret the racism. So far I am digging this - I much prefer texting ppl, washing sheets, and vacuuming to being a lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49290249) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 10:25 PM Author: ivory community account old irish cottage Lol ur gonna have a bad time if you ever honestly account for your expenses and time. The first time you have to spend a day unclogging the shitter after a bachelorette weekend you'll more than wipe out ur few hundred dollars (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49290279) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 11:09 PM Author: Lavender hilarious stage I don't collect things, I collect experiences tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49290341) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 11:11 PM Author: Lavender hilarious stage But on a serious note I spend maybe 30 mins to get it in condition for the next guest. Quick tidy up, vacuum, strip the beds, put new sheets on, wash old sheets, fold em, wash towels, put new towels out, clean the toilet, and that's it. I love the smell of fresh linens and it's 180 compared to seeing how clause 8 of section 4 interacts with section 6.3. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2Elisa#49290346) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball Update: I have now hosted 18 unique guests. The worst are the fat ones. I just had some fat couple check out and they left glitter EVERYWHERE. There's no getting it all out, but I tried my best.
Some other anecdotes include a couple that sold their hold in another state to move here in an RV and they had a toddler. Not sure what happened but they had some RV issue and they had to stay at my place and the husband locked himself out of the RV and they know absolutely no one here so I ended up giving him a ride back to the airbnb because his wife didn't have the car seat to go get him or something. He put the carseat in my trunk and spilled crumbs and shit everywhere and they left the house totally trashed from their stupid kid, but it felt nice to help people.
Another guy had never recorded a stay on Airbnb and was new to the app. Left the place immaculate and even left a $15 cash tip on the bed.
The most recent guests that left glitter everywhere also left jewelry. I have mailed it to them and invoiced them $20, I already sent it so I am hoping they pay.
I am a licensed lawyer btw. |