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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Aqua menage sex offender
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
carmine 180 mood area
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Aqua menage sex offender
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
carmine 180 mood area
  05/01/26
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Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference
  05/01/26
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Marvelous Clown
  04/29/26
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Aqua menage sex offender
  04/29/26
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Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Maize Stimulating Sanctuary Genital Piercing
  04/29/26
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maroon gaming laptop pit
  04/29/26
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Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference
  05/01/26
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aggressive meetinghouse regret
  04/30/26
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Sadistic Gas Station
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Sadistic Gas Station
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
maroon gaming laptop pit
  05/02/26
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Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Aqua menage sex offender
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Maize Stimulating Sanctuary Genital Piercing
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Aqua menage sex offender
  04/29/26
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Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference
  04/29/26
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Mustard Trump Supporter
  04/29/26
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Thriller filthpig church building
  04/29/26
180!
maroon gaming laptop pit
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Marvelous Clown
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Aqua menage sex offender
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
cerebral deer antler blood rage
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Aqua menage sex offender
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Glittery Rehab Alpha
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Aqua menage sex offender
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Glittery Rehab Alpha
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Aqua menage sex offender
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
grizzly market
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Aqua menage sex offender
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Glittery Rehab Alpha
  05/01/26
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Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
grizzly market
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Glittery Rehab Alpha
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference
  05/01/26
180
Mustard Trump Supporter
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Marvelous Clown
  05/01/26
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diverse ticket booth love of her life
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Gold Laughsome Fanboi Lay
  04/30/26
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Gold Laughsome Fanboi Lay
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
mind-boggling dark jewess institution
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Aqua menage sex offender
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Glittery Rehab Alpha
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Aqua menage sex offender
  05/01/26
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Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference
  05/01/26
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Glittery Rehab Alpha
  05/01/26
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Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
saffron fragrant mediation orchestra pit
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference
  05/01/26
congrats!
Sadistic Gas Station
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Mustard Trump Supporter
  05/01/26
180
Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Aqua menage sex offender
  05/01/26
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Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
saffron fragrant mediation orchestra pit
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference
  05/01/26
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maroon gaming laptop pit
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Aqua menage sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: carmine 180 mood area

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Aqua menage sex offender

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: carmine 180 mood area

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Marvelous Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Aqua menage sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Maize Stimulating Sanctuary Genital Piercing

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: maroon gaming laptop pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: aggressive meetinghouse regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Sadistic Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Sadistic Gas Station

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: maroon gaming laptop pit

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Aqua menage sex offender

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Maize Stimulating Sanctuary Genital Piercing

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Aqua menage sex offender

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Mustard Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Thriller filthpig church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: maroon gaming laptop pit

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Marvelous Clown

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Aqua menage sex offender

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: cerebral deer antler blood rage

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Aqua menage sex offender

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Glittery Rehab Alpha

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Aqua menage sex offender

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Glittery Rehab Alpha

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Aqua menage sex offender

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: grizzly market

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Aqua menage sex offender

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Glittery Rehab Alpha

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: grizzly market

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Glittery Rehab Alpha

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Mustard Trump Supporter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Marvelous Clown

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: diverse ticket booth love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854604)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Gold Laughsome Fanboi Lay

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Gold Laughsome Fanboi Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: mind-boggling dark jewess institution

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Aqua menage sex offender

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Glittery Rehab Alpha

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Aqua menage sex offender

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Glittery Rehab Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: saffron fragrant mediation orchestra pit

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Sadistic Gas Station

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Mustard Trump Supporter

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Aqua menage sex offender

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: saffron fragrant mediation orchestra pit

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Fuchsia irradiated theater stage athletic conference

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: maroon gaming laptop pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49860163)