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Crazy how Alive Girl’s big tits turned Bezos into a Trumpmo

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light tantric headpube
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Heady Cuckoldry
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fragrant yapping stage
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Onyx box office windowlicker
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The same guy twenty years ago: https://i.insider.com/56e0...
Multi-colored maize sanctuary sound barrier
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sick exciting milk
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It's never too late to maek it
Aphrodisiac costumed ceo
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Heady Cuckoldry
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They are 180.
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she's hideous
Dashing Gas Station
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She ruined her face. Her tits are too big and comical. Other...
histrionic spruce locale sneaky criminal
  06/21/25
have you ever once seen a celebrity successfully reverse a s...
Passionate doctorate
  06/21/25
Her face has been super hacked up for like 20 years: https...
Internet-worthy Bright Kitty Cat
  06/21/25
It’s rare but like the dood above said, Kris Jenner. I...
histrionic spruce locale sneaky criminal
  06/21/25
I gather he has some problem with just going the Leo route w...
Internet-worthy Bright Kitty Cat
  06/21/25
Bezos is definitely a cuck someone once posted that the e...
charcoal well-lubricated school
  06/21/25
Alive Girl is just his daily driver and public facing arm ca...
Supple multi-billionaire market
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This is my assumption and I'd be astounded if I was wrong.
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none of the techbro billionaires are confident enough to be ...
Passionate doctorate
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He's pretty private. The names of his four kids isn't even p...
citrine cracking parlour
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I’m sure this is a component, but it also seems like d...
Internet-worthy Bright Kitty Cat
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I honestly hate to say it but Occam's razor
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light tantric headpube
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not gonna lie her body is perfect, she is probably a freak i...
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Date: November 17th, 2024 2:43 PM
Author: light tantric headpube

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#48349196)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Heady Cuckoldry



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Date: January 24th, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: light tantric headpube



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Date: February 22nd, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: fragrant yapping stage



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: Onyx box office windowlicker



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: Multi-colored maize sanctuary sound barrier

The same guy twenty years ago:

https://i.insider.com/56e0ac9a91058427008b55a3?width=600&format=jpeg&auto=webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#48686100)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 5:08 AM
Author: charcoal well-lubricated school



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Onyx box office windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49036925)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: sick exciting milk



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac costumed ceo

It's never too late to maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49038212)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: Heady Cuckoldry



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: carnelian legal warrant coldplay fan

They are 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49001964)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:03 AM
Author: Sapphire lascivious mad-dog skullcap mood



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Date: June 21st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Dashing Gas Station

she's hideous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49036958)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Unhinged vigorous public bath mexican



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Date: June 21st, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: histrionic spruce locale sneaky criminal

She ruined her face. Her tits are too big and comical. Otherwise her body looks good I guess. Her face looks like ass though. I wonder if he can get a good surgeon to undo whatever she had done to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49036987)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: Passionate doctorate

have you ever once seen a celebrity successfully reverse a shitty plastic surgery

it just gets worse the more they try to "fix" it. she's fucked for the rest of her life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037006)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Bright Kitty Cat

Her face has been super hacked up for like 20 years:

https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-lauren-sanchez-2009-american-music-awards-arrivals-held-at-the-nokia-35816014.html

That generation of celebrities also got that disgusting filler that calcifies and floats around in their faces, but I think it’s possible to deal with that eg Kris Jenner definitely had this and did something to address it. Alive Girl’s main issue that makes her face look so bizarre today is the massive bimbo lips, but I can imagine Bezos may have a CBA calculus on those that are like her huge fake tits ie there’s a sexual utility benefit that outweighs any concerns about social stigma.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037021)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: histrionic spruce locale sneaky criminal

It’s rare but like the dood above said, Kris Jenner. It has to be possible. Her fave looks awful. Her lips are just awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037047)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Bright Kitty Cat

I gather he has some problem with just going the Leo route with an infinite loop of 20 year old models. But stipulating to that moronic premise, I can somewhat understand this, especially if he mainly fucks her doggystyle. For one thing, he’s from Miami, so of course this would be his type. But more importantly, from the neck down her body is 99.9th percentile for non-gay dudes who can appreciate the appeal of giant fake tits. And I can also see how it would be flattering to a dweeb like Bezos to be Eskimo brothers with Tony Gonzalez, ie basically every time she pretends to enjoy fucking him and/or lies to him about TG’s cock not being an 11”x8.5” monster fuck stick that is 400-500x bigger he gets to feel like he’s a stud capable of pleasing a woman who had a virility maxxed bro at his physical peak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037000)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: charcoal well-lubricated school

Bezos is definitely a cuck

someone once posted that the essence of the cuck fetish is the cuck is (in his mind anyways) “competing” with the bull’s sperm. so in that sense Bezos thinks he’s equal to or better than the ultimate jock Gonzalez, who obviously represents the Jocks who shoved him into lockers in school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037018)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Supple multi-billionaire market

Alive Girl is just his daily driver and public facing arm candy. She’s absolutely curating his Leo-style rotating harem for him and joyfully joining in the group sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037027)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: citrine cracking parlour

This is my assumption and I'd be astounded if I was wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037616)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Passionate doctorate

none of the techbro billionaires are confident enough to be able to keep that sort of thing to themselves. if bezos had a leo-like stable of 20 year olds it wouldn't be on the down low, he'd be carrying them around on yachts for everyone to see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037625)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: citrine cracking parlour

He's pretty private. The names of his four kids isn't even public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49038197)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Bright Kitty Cat

I’m sure this is a component, but it also seems like dude is very into Brazzers style, huge titted MILFs. I’m mainly questioning the public facing choice here, ie he obviously perceives her as a corrective for whatever feelings he had about being King of the Nerds for 20 years, but we all know he’s wealthy enough to do way better. So I’m curious about whether it’s a disconnect in his appraisal of the public perception and overindexing on the experience of being at a big event with lots of famous people or if he just really loves Brazzers MILFs and he’s now out to the world about it and doesn’t care if we all think she’s trashy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037626)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: citrine cracking parlour

I honestly hate to say it but Occam's razor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49038070)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: light tantric headpube

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/01/97030007.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49038085)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Supple multi-billionaire market

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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: appetizing umber international law enforcement agency whorehouse

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037048)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: cheese-eating pungent karate chapel

not gonna lie her body is perfect, she is probably a freak in the bed and has no problem with him philandering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037113)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: mauve death wish

Imagine how much of a loser you have to be to be one of the richest men in history and that is what you marry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49038205)