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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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180 tanning salon candlestick maker
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
impressive chestnut plaza new version
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
180 tanning salon candlestick maker
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
impressive chestnut plaza new version
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Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency
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Stirring Spot
  04/29/26
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180 tanning salon candlestick maker
  04/29/26
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Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Cobalt Wild Boltzmann Orchestra Pit
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startling soggy base wagecucks
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Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency
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Gold hateful coffee pot affirmative action
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soul-stirring coldplay fan meetinghouse
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
soul-stirring coldplay fan meetinghouse
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
startling soggy base wagecucks
  05/02/26
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Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
180 tanning salon candlestick maker
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Cobalt Wild Boltzmann Orchestra Pit
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
180 tanning salon candlestick maker
  04/29/26
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Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency
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Big abusive international law enforcement agency theater stage
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Topaz senate hominid
  04/29/26
180!
startling soggy base wagecucks
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Stirring Spot
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
180 tanning salon candlestick maker
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Marvelous sound barrier home
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
180 tanning salon candlestick maker
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
internet-worthy talented keepsake machete organic girlfriend
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
180 tanning salon candlestick maker
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
internet-worthy talented keepsake machete organic girlfriend
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
180 tanning salon candlestick maker
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Duck-like mind-boggling institution
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
180 tanning salon candlestick maker
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
internet-worthy talented keepsake machete organic girlfriend
  05/01/26
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Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Duck-like mind-boggling institution
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
internet-worthy talented keepsake machete organic girlfriend
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency
  05/01/26
180
Big abusive international law enforcement agency theater stage
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Stirring Spot
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bespoke pit mexican
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Amethyst Racy National
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Amethyst Racy National
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
bateful silver address karate
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
180 tanning salon candlestick maker
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
internet-worthy talented keepsake machete organic girlfriend
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
180 tanning salon candlestick maker
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Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency
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internet-worthy talented keepsake machete organic girlfriend
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Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency
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Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
provocative shaky stage
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency
  05/01/26
congrats!
soul-stirring coldplay fan meetinghouse
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Big abusive international law enforcement agency theater stage
  05/01/26
180
Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
180 tanning salon candlestick maker
  05/01/26
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Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
provocative shaky stage
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency
  05/01/26
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startling soggy base wagecucks
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: 180 tanning salon candlestick maker



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: impressive chestnut plaza new version

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: 180 tanning salon candlestick maker

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: impressive chestnut plaza new version

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Stirring Spot



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: 180 tanning salon candlestick maker



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Cobalt Wild Boltzmann Orchestra Pit

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: startling soggy base wagecucks



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Gold hateful coffee pot affirmative action



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring coldplay fan meetinghouse



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring coldplay fan meetinghouse

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: startling soggy base wagecucks

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: 180 tanning salon candlestick maker

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Cobalt Wild Boltzmann Orchestra Pit

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: 180 tanning salon candlestick maker

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Big abusive international law enforcement agency theater stage



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Topaz senate hominid



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: startling soggy base wagecucks

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Stirring Spot

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: 180 tanning salon candlestick maker

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Marvelous sound barrier home

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: 180 tanning salon candlestick maker

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: internet-worthy talented keepsake machete organic girlfriend

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: 180 tanning salon candlestick maker

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: internet-worthy talented keepsake machete organic girlfriend

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: 180 tanning salon candlestick maker

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Duck-like mind-boggling institution

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: 180 tanning salon candlestick maker

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: internet-worthy talented keepsake machete organic girlfriend

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Duck-like mind-boggling institution

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: internet-worthy talented keepsake machete organic girlfriend

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Big abusive international law enforcement agency theater stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Stirring Spot

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: bespoke pit mexican



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Amethyst Racy National

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Amethyst Racy National



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: bateful silver address karate

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: 180 tanning salon candlestick maker

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: internet-worthy talented keepsake machete organic girlfriend

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: 180 tanning salon candlestick maker

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: internet-worthy talented keepsake machete organic girlfriend



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: provocative shaky stage

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring coldplay fan meetinghouse

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Big abusive international law enforcement agency theater stage

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: 180 tanning salon candlestick maker

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: provocative shaky stage

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fanboi national security agency

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: startling soggy base wagecucks



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