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witht he first overall pick, Skadden selects Jay Cohen from HLS

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This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.
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wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?
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traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the mosc...
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Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on...
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"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with ...
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kid has an excellent billing per hour average
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More please.
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someone's gotta tell me the second pick
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legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.
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180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.
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180 lmfao
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this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant bel...
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"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's vale...
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Dechert on the clock
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Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago...
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180 this seems like a reach this early
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really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hi...
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*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*
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so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or d...
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Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't thin...
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holy shit this thread isn't funny at all. No wonder you a...
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(IRL Jay Cohen)
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"With the fourth pick . . . Baker Botts selects . ....
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"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick...
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180
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this is gaining traction on twitter
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link?
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Latham & Watkins is now on the clock. Dan, I really l...
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this needs to be revisited.
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Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden
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Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy n...
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Makes it that much more funny, I guess.
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Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(
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The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this...
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Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen i...
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No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.
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Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.
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Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy...
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Possibly my favorite thread of all time.
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This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are...
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ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update: "Dis...
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*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*
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so, how has Cohen been doing?
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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: Flesh messiness



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: nofapping boiling water

This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27795876)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Flesh messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27795882)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: jet-lagged dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27796061)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: pale up-to-no-good market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#28407816)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: startled home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#30378422)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: vermilion mischievous chapel faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#36294901)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: vermilion mischievous chapel faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#36296450)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Frisky Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#37434605)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: deranged glittery indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#47801857)



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Date: October 11th, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: glassy judgmental electric furnace prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#48188448)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: mustard soul-stirring legend public bath

wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27795885)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: Flesh messiness

traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the moscow office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27795907)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: nofapping boiling water

Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on the 2014 deal boards, since 2012, biglaw has used a weighted lottery system much like the NBA and Cheesecake Factory. So there's no guarantee that last place will get first pick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27795923)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Chestnut property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27796051)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Chestnut property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27795924)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Self-centered business firm striped hyena

"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with the number one overall pick. Dan?"

"Yeah Brett this makes a lot of sense to me. The kid's got a short body, really weak limbs, and fibromyalgia. There's no way he's going to have other things going on in his social life. He also won the Sears, and Skadden doesn't get many looks at students of his caliber on their appellate practice team. Cohen's going to bring some much needed depth to their 2nd Circuit offerings."

"Here we see some of his results from the combine, and again, just fantastic results. We don't see the explosiveness that we see out of other likely first rounders in doc review, but Cohen made it 9 hours in the piss break test, the third overall highest performance, and he put up an astonishing 19 hours billed before 'needing a nap'. We just don't see much of this kind of endurance out of top-ranked HLS students. Really a no-brainer first pick."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27795886)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: deranged glittery indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27795905)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Flesh messiness

kid has an excellent billing per hour average

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27795919)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:37 PM
Author: nofapping boiling water

You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of promise in being able to push those time entries just about as close to the line as you can get without drawing a foul from corporate counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27795957)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Chestnut property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27795929)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: impressive bipolar kitty cat center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27795934)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: nofapping boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27795942)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: mustard soul-stirring legend public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27795946)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: saffron foreskin ratface

More please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27795952)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Self-centered business firm striped hyena

someone's gotta tell me the second pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27795955)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: adulterous national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27796129)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: bistre shrine blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27796984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: Topaz Mind-boggling Partner

Wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27799685)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: learning disabled liquid oxygen school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27799693)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: underhanded ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27799697)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: bateful ebony regret

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27799703)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: gold queen of the night location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27799710)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Boyish newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27799720)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: snowy nubile stain

legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27799810)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: Stirring charcoal old irish cottage

180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27803507)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz potus background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27849028)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: pale up-to-no-good market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#28407812)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: alcoholic obsidian heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#29278897)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Bespoke insane nibblets

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#30378794)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: chocolate 180 point

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#30803991)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 1:46 AM
Author: Self-centered business firm striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#31072051)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: Self-centered business firm striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#33350703)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: vermilion mischievous chapel faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#36294276)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: wonderful step-uncle's house stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#36642860)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:35 PM
Author: disturbing pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#40819474)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: marvelous black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#40819539)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: Cerebral misanthropic station filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#48185570)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Pink Submissive Gaming Laptop

180 lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#48185574)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Chestnut property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27795922)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: mustard soul-stirring legend public bath

this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant believe it's never been done before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27795949)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: Chestnut property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27796030)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: jet-lagged dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27796060)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: gold queen of the night location

Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who just joined?"-level potential, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27799822)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: mustard soul-stirring legend public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27803046)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: pale up-to-no-good market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#28407818)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Heady Opaque Hissy Fit Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#41916492)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: Flesh messiness

Jones Day is now on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27795986)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: exhilarant amethyst keepsake machete

Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27796017)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: Self-centered business firm striped hyena

"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's valedictorian Stephen Richards. Richards clerked on the 6th Circuit and looks great in a suit. Your thoughts?"

"Brett, it's the obvious choice. Richards has condemned the ACA in print and published an article in the Columbia Law Review about the role of historical role of clergy in the drafting of statutes. We are told that he has also not yet united with a woman and is not yet a priest of his home, and Jones Day has deployed pent up sexual frustration to great effect all across their midwestern presence, getting Cleveland associates to work well past the hour that the city has gone to bed. Richards can bring that kind of gay Mormon energy to the team."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27796019)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: mustard soul-stirring legend public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27796046)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Chestnut property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27796048)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Flesh messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27796049)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: jet-lagged dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27796057)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: bistre shrine blood rage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27796080)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: adulterous national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27796130)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: learning disabled liquid oxygen school cafeteria

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27799695)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: underhanded ceo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27799699)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: ultramarine dashing menage hunting ground

180 monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27800835)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Boyish newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27799716)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: snowy nubile stain

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27799812)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Sooty Azn State

classic shit right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27800038)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:58 PM
Author: Pea-brained Institution Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27803326)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:29 PM
Author: Thriller chrome site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#29279205)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Multi-colored khaki bawdyhouse idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#33350735)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: Turquoise electric generalized bond cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#33350804)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: vermilion mischievous chapel faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#36294351)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: marvelous black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#40819540)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: yapping tantric tanning salon ladyboy

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#43657367)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:56 PM
Author: Indecent Cruel-hearted Sound Barrier Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#48185566)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: Cerebral misanthropic station filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#48185573)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: Diverse voyeur goyim

the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bryant fall after those well-publicized off-the-quad issues relating to alleged tweets expressing a so-called "shitlib" worldview. that has really hurt him in the eyes of a lot of GMs, which you know is being discussed right now in a lot of war rooms as they try to balance that against the potential that, with his UNLIMITED upside potential, they could be passing up another Andrew A. Pinson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27796067)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: exhilarant amethyst keepsake machete

Dechert on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27796097)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: bistre shrine blood rage

Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago Coif, first generation American, he's shed the accent but still is far from integrated into American social life.

You know Dan you read the OCI interviewer reports and this guy seems like a slam dunk for Dechert. But as you know I have a heavy ground presence at UChicago and I have sources telling me some troubling things about Vikram's lunchtime outside lecturer attendance. There seems a real pattern of attending "public interest" lectures, especially focused on the plight of the third world poor. This is going to go far beyond the prescribed pro-bono vision of most firms, and I imagine it is something Dechert is struggling with as the clock dwindles down. Don't be surprised if we see a last second trade at this spot, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27796155)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Flesh messiness

180

this seems like a reach this early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27796163)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:12 PM
Author: exhilarant amethyst keepsake machete

really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hints of a gut. give this kid some seamless and have him sit down in chair for 16 hrs, and he's gonna put on 25, 30 lbs easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27796234)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Citrine godawful meetinghouse main people

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27799714)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: snowy nubile stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27799819)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: ultramarine dashing menage hunting ground

rofl

twice i spit up my coffee itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27800846)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: Pea-brained Institution Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27803312)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:10 PM
Author: Appetizing beta double fault sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27803415)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: Vigorous pontificating church national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27803436)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:31 PM
Author: gold queen of the night location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27804230)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:35 PM
Author: Aromatic Soggy Boltzmann Theatre

this hits a little close to home FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27804249)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: coiffed range chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#30378703)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 3:18 PM
Author: coiffed range chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#43250968)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: Boyish newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27799725)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:37 PM
Author: disturbing pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#40819492)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: Copper Cracking Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#43252112)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:18 PM
Author: mustard soul-stirring legend public bath

dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in the draft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27796290)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 2:54 AM
Author: nofapping boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27799086)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: Topaz Mind-boggling Partner

*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27799686)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: offensive rambunctious private investor

so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or did Stroock's GM trade the #1 pick for help getting a reservation at dorsia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27799694)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: drab blathering people who are hurt gas station

Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't think he was invited to the draft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27799701)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: saffron foreskin ratface

"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have pulled the draft from Indy after the entire RFRA scandal, but I think everybody was overlooking other issues..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27799723)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: drab blathering people who are hurt gas station



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: Rose Stimulating Whorehouse Masturbator

holy shit this thread isn't funny at all.

No wonder you are all a bunch of no-friend faggots IRL.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27799752)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: saffron foreskin ratface

(IRL Jay Cohen)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27799758)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: drab blathering people who are hurt gas station



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: mustard soul-stirring legend public bath



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz potus background story



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:44 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: offensive rambunctious private investor

i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watched the draft and usually have the sound off when i have a game on.

it's clearly well executed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27800047)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: ultramarine dashing menage hunting ground

are you kidding

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27800865)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: arrogant sex offender corn cake

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27803042)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:56 PM
Author: Pea-brained Institution Fortuitous Meteor

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27803315)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: Self-centered business firm striped hyena



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: Thirsty alpha

Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27804217)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: drab blathering people who are hurt gas station

"With the fourth pick . . .

Baker Botts selects . . .

Chad Thundercock, III, Vanderbilt University"

Whoa! Bit of a reach from Baker Botts here going for Thundercock with so many proven talents on the board such as Lawson Ng from Boalt Hall and Jonas Kaplan from Columbia. Thundercock put up mediocre numbers during his time at Vanderbilt, 2.5 GPA, some uninspiring moot court performances, but he really shined at the combine, stunning the crowd with record speed in the notorious find and replace drill. A lot of scouts think he has tremendous upside, but you'd think Botts could have traded down and still landed Chad later in the round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27799790)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: saffron foreskin ratface

lol what a reach!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27799800)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: Flesh messiness



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: transparent exciting den

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27803038)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: gold queen of the night location

"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the mock drafts, they'll be taking a good hard look at Mike Dammer here."

"They certainly will. Dammer worried a lot of people when, after a 1L in the library all night, he spent 2L and 3L going out with friends occasionally, and there were even some rumblings of a girlfriend. But you just can't ignore those incredible combine numbers--$250k of debt out of Cornell ON TOP OF the $70k he'd built up at Middlebury! Safe to say any firm looks at those numbers and thinks 'Here's a guy who will never, ever leave.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27799799)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: saffron foreskin ratface



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: drab blathering people who are hurt gas station

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27799807)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: underhanded ceo

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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:03 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:20 PM
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I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loan part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27804474)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz potus background story

This one gets me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27849045)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:01 AM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: Charismatic lavender nursing home

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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:07 PM
Author: Painfully Honest School

"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick number 6. Now, sources close to Cravath's training camp indicate the firm has worked out Michigan's Rachel Cohenberg. This would be an interesting choice. She has shown flashes of big-firm star material throughout her law school career - magna cum laude, law review, plus key intangibles like a lack of committed relationship and enthusiastic participation in two half marathons, sure to be a hit among Cravath's Type A womens committee culture. However, her draft stock took a hit when she failed to secure her coveted executive board position on the Law Review, spending her 3L year instead as a lowly contributing editor, and she spooked several recruiting committees at the 1L Meet The Firm event by asking about firm policies for artificial insemination and maternity leave. All in all, a risk with significant upside that Cravath may be well-positioned to absorb.

Back to Roger in the studio for a breaking USNWR rankings report."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27800691)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Flesh messiness

she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her trips abroad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27800782)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:37 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: saffron foreskin ratface



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:04 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: motley crawly skinny woman toilet seat

While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum joins us live from Georgetown University Law Center with a developing story. Nate, what are you hearing?

I've just been informed by several partners at various Vault 100 firms that they have completely removed Georgetown top prospect and law review editor Ben Schwartzman from their boards amidst rumors that he wore a black suit and rubber soled shoes to on campus interviews. I'll stay with this intriguing development and provide updates accordingly, but right now it looks like Schwartzman's in for a long lonely stay in the green room, similar to most of his weekends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27803081)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:59 PM
Author: Vigorous pontificating church national security agency



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:41 PM
Author: hyperventilating anal theater

one of those threads I could've sworn has already been done.

That's the way it is with good ones, you're sure you've read them before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27803243)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:57 PM
Author: Pea-brained Institution Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:50 PM
Author: Irradiated cowardly base

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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:52 PM
Author: Odious Slate Stag Film

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27803296)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: pearly bat shit crazy orchestra pit legal warrant

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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: brilliant senate

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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: Vigorous pontificating church national security agency

Latham & Watkins is now on the clock.

Dan, I really like Darnell Jenkins from Howard University. He's a real blue-collar lunch pail kind of guy. He doesn't have the intellectual horsepower of a Jay Cohen or a Stephen Richards and there are questions about the quality of his competition at Morehouse and Howard but what he lacks in brainpower he more than makes up for with heart and the intangibles. He's a hard-working leader who's well-respected by his peers and his professors, and he'll be an instant client-favorite.

Brett, I agree. For these lower picks it's not about finding the superstars but finding the role-players to plug the gaps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27803432)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:17 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: motley crawly skinny woman toilet seat

An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins brings to the firm basketball team, which in recent years has suffered after the lateral of Tyrone Collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27803523)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:16 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:58 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: silver church building

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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: transparent exciting den

i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep in the draft and no one from yls has even been brought up. i know some firms have been shying away from yls after getting burned on clerkship defections the past few years, but still. Care to fill in the audience on this recent phenomenon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27803510)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: exhilarant amethyst keepsake machete

Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's talk a little bit about Jessica Birken from NYU. Her stats don't really pop off the page, but I think there's a lot to like here in terms of 'want to'. You're looking a woman here--recruiters are gonna toss around the phrase 'Shrew'--you're looking at a woman here who's had two abortions without betraying the slightest hint of emotion. After the second one, when she was a 3L, she went hard at Bar Review later that very day and raw dogged a 1L. I'm told she skipped her grandmother's funeral in order to go on Spring Break with the law school 'cool clique'; she just couldn't stand the idea of missing the social media photo opps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27803616)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:58 PM
Author: brilliant senate

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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: Self-centered business firm striped hyena

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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:05 PM
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Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from Georgetown University Law Center to give us an update on the sliding Ben Schwartzman. Nate?

Brett, I just got off the phone with Schwartzman's agent, his father Ari, who vehemently denies reports that his son, the prize GULC recruit, wore a black suit and rubber soles to on campus interviews. In fact, his agent father claims that Ben only wears Allen Edmonds Park Avenues and was close to reaching an endorsement deal with the esteemed brand until these vicious rumors started. As of now we are unsure where the rumors started, with some fellow Hoyas speculating that the leak came out of the camp of a rival student whom Schwartzman jilted at the Barrister's Ball. More to come.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27803767)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: exhilarant amethyst keepsake machete

While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting word that--no surprise really--we're learning that number 1 pick Jay Cohen inked a deal with Jos A Bank. Jay was seen wearing a particularly boxy dark grey number when he walked up to the podium. Let's see how the pant's stand up when Cohen starts putting some more meat on those thighs and does some serious sitting.

On the flip side, Brian Chen of UPenn, undrafted so far, is wearing just a, wow, just a skin tight suit. His dick might be wider than those lapels. Anyway, as he waits to see weather DLA is gonna take a flyer on him, he's flitting around in a pocket square and some loud argyle socks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27803921)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:24 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27804496)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: exhilarant amethyst keepsake machete

Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of the combine. We've been hearing that depending on the firm or managing partner, that metric is going to be looked at differently.

Yeah, Dan, there are a couple different takes on that. Some firms are gonna look at a summer associate who orders right up to the firm's nightly dollar limit as too assertive. Yes that cost is getting passed on to the client, but that's evidence of an associate trying to max out their own welfare in some small regard. Lot of firms don't want to see that kind of behavior, no matter how trivially it manifests itself.

And other firms, Brett?

Yeah, they're gonna look at *what* you ordered. If you're hitting the dollar limit, but you're getting their not by ordering a small amount of good sushi or whatever, but a ton of shit food--I'm talking about burger, fries, shake, chickent tenders, cheesecake from a midtown diner--they're gonna like that. Some firms will like that sort of sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27804767)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 PM
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Date: May 2nd, 2015 4:50 PM
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Date: May 9th, 2015 10:03 AM
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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:16 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#27990763)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 6:51 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: exhilarant amethyst keepsake machete



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:59 PM
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sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#31202660)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:20 PM
Author: startled home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#34321504)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 9:59 AM
Author: Flesh messiness



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:23 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Self-centered business firm striped hyena



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: Bronze ape

this needs to be revisited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#28407749)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: flatulent famous landscape painting forum

Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#28407827)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Flesh messiness

Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#28407842)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: flatulent famous landscape painting forum

Makes it that much more funny, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#28407846)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Flesh messiness

Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#28407849)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: cordovan area

The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this thread is based upon, the actual Jay Cohen has interned with both the NBA and NFL:

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jay-cohen/63/55b/b74

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#28407861)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: flatulent famous landscape painting forum

Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen in biglaw nyc. How many can there be?

Also, you should consider taking the link down. People on this bort can be unhinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#28407869)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:17 AM
Author: cordovan area

No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#28407894)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: flatulent famous landscape painting forum

Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#28407906)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Flesh messiness

Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy doesn't visit this great bort and think I was making fun of him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#28407873)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: cordovan area

Possibly my favorite thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#28407843)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: Citrine godawful meetinghouse main people

This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are two of the best threads I've ever seen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#28408043)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Buff idiot

Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to the hype.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#28455738)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac high-end field dragon



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: poppy organic girlfriend round eye

The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#28455920)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: sticky athletic conference turdskin

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: vermilion mischievous chapel faggot firefighter



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: motley crawly skinny woman toilet seat

ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update:

"Disappointing is the word being thrown around the Cadwalader camp as first round selection Mike Dammer has struggled to grasp the firm's formbook in summer assignments.

It seems scouts' pre-draft fears that Cornell's theory-heavy program would leave Dammer unprepared for the professional game were well founded, and you can expect the second-guessing to begin. Reports indicate Dammer has struggled to grasp even routine pleadings and motions, and recently had no idea how to draft a simple 12(b)(6).

We'll have an update on Jay Cohen's progress at Skadden camp next."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#28455811)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: know-it-all vivacious fanboi stage



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:37 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#28684536)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: drab blathering people who are hurt gas station

so, how has Cohen been doing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#29754172)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:54 PM
Author: motley crawly skinny woman toilet seat

Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM every morning and the light doesn't go out until 8 pm at night.

This flippant attitude toward leaving the office early while other young associates are still slaving away has soured some at Skadden on the brash Cohen, and rumors persist he recently was called into a one-on-one meeting with a senior partner.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#31202608)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 12:48 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:02 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2016 8:58 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#31202600)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 11:56 AM
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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: exhilarant amethyst keepsake machete

day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#33186860)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:51 PM
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we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the second day after failing to test positive for adderall at the combine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#33186947)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: startled home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#34340870)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: ivory swashbuckling really tough guy dilemma

How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#35252944)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Unhinged Halford Quadroon

And well into the second day, we still havent seen anyone go from WUSTL. Is that a surprise, Brent?

I dont think so, Rick. I think theres a lot of uncertainty in the ability of that program to produce coachable guys. Firms have learned that just putting up numbers for a couple of years in their system doesnt necessarily translate to the next level. You have a lot of kids coming out of theresplitters, you might call themwho didnt show hustle in undergrad and then only put forth effort learning logic games for the LSAT. That sort of gaming the system approach puzzles firmsis this the kind of kid who is going to immediately focus on building a skillset writing convincing billing entries, or is he going to see the recruiter invites on LinkedIn and standard three-month severance package and learn to coast and lateral? Also, remember that a lot of these kids who turned down sticker at Georgetown here to take a full ride at a school in a cheap flyover city. That lack of prestige obsession compounds the concerns. And I dont need to remind you about the Cravath first year bust from there who quit in the middle of deal to take a job at a four-attorney firm in *South Carolina*.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#35254090)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: talented native



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: talented native

Really good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#35254152)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Unhinged Halford Quadroon



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: dead library

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#35924075)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: motley crawly skinny woman toilet seat

Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her office cleared out at the end of her first year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#37434878)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: curious blue hell faggotry

Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick could change the entire trajectory of the draft, Dan.

Dan: That's exactly right Bill. If White & Case takes one of the tax guys here, either Ari Levy or Ilan Gross, expect to see a mini-run on tax guys and some reaches as this draft is clearly light on the superstar tax associates. On the other hand, if White & Case goes for its traditional litigator it could be a long night for the tax guys and they may fall all the way to the third round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#35924229)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Hyperactive jet puppy psychic

We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the first round. The argument has been that they are interchangeable, you can always find a new one to transfer in from a V100-150. But Ari Levy's combine performance might be enough to get him a look here. His theoretical billable recovery percentage is off the charts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#35924275)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: exhilarant amethyst keepsake machete

more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character issues'. theyre really gonna be thinking twice about any prospect with a demonstrated passion for any public interest causes or any sort of ethical compunction generally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#35924302)



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Author: Comical crackhouse indirect expression



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: startled home



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: vermilion mischievous chapel faggot firefighter

"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long-term relationship isn't quite the red flag that it used to be?"

Absolutely - in the past firms had usually passed on prospects who failed the LTR test because being in one was seen as a strong predictor of early lateraling. Short-term relationships were seen as totally fine, in fact, a positive if you were having a lot of them, because it was reflective of a deep insecurity that psychologically required prestige, and perhaps even practically required prestige in order to be more desirable, what with biglaw draftees not really having anything else going for them.

But over time firms began to learn that some LTRs were in fact a strong positive on billing per day and on overall years. So now people who test positive for an LTR are put through a battery of tests designed to learn more about the relationship. If the prospect's long-term partner is a warm, cheerful woman who's loved him since before law school and has a nurturing type of job, that's still a huge red flag and indicates early lateraling or even retirement from legal practice. In fact, relationships that began in high-school - "long-term organic" - are dealbreakers for most firms. Actually, *every* firm if the tests reveal that they ever went apple or berry picking together during summer -- just too risky.

But if the prospect's partner is a cold, materialistic, status-conscious, professional-type - a "shrew", firms realize that's big upside. The prospect is gonna start wanting to spend more and more time at the office, spiking average billing per day. He's also gonna be way more trapped, increasing longevity. I heard one stats guy at Weil say the longevity impact is like having an extra $445,950 in debt. I know, it's huge. So firms now are really paying attention to the partner's socials - if there's a high Insta/Tweet/Facebook post per event ratio, or any comments about being child-free or egg freezing, or posts about marathons and countries traveled, those are big big plus for the prospect. If the relationship began on a swipe-app, that's another positive, cause it's unlikely that they'll ever really care about each other enough to support each other through major life changes - like quitting law and moving back home, not to mention the fundamental status-consciousness inherent in those who... fell in love -- *chuckle* -- from a swipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Elisa#36294170)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: startled home

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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: bonkers shimmering brunch

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Date: October 10th, 2021 3:32 PM
Author: Peach naked roast beef



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Date: October 10th, 2021 3:35 PM
Author: nofapping boiling water



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Date: June 19th, 2023 1:00 PM
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Date: September 18th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Candy Ride

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Date: June 25th, 2018 2:31 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:23 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: motley crawly skinny woman toilet seat

Classic thread.

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Date: April 25th, 2019 9:08 PM
Author: Wild Windowlicker



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:32 PM
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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:04 PM
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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:12 PM
Author: Thriller chrome site



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Date: April 23rd, 2020 3:06 PM
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Date: June 4th, 2020 3:09 PM
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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:30 PM
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Date: September 10th, 2020 10:06 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearl set



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Date: October 7th, 2020 10:37 AM
Author: bonkers shimmering brunch



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Date: January 27th, 2021 1:08 PM
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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2021 7:09 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2021 10:37 PM
Author: Cyan Big Stead



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Date: July 6th, 2021 10:37 PM
Author: Copper Cracking Rehab



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Date: July 6th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: disturbing pit



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Date: September 7th, 2021 2:15 PM
Author: gold queen of the night location



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Date: September 14th, 2021 7:54 PM
Author: Cyan Big Stead

In a 3 part series, we look into how Zoom interviews have resulted in more reaches and draft busts than ever.

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Date: September 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:34 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:38 PM
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Going to print this thread, laminate and bind it.

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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:42 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:43 PM
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Date: September 18th, 2025 1:41 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:46 PM
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btw, i don't follow the scholastic game much anymore, but i did hear that this year's top M&A prospect is scheduling an easy final semester in order to get a jump on bar study.

do you think this will help or hurt him in the draft?

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Date: June 21st, 2023 8:41 AM
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Date: July 2nd, 2024 10:04 PM
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Date: April 24th, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: gold queen of the night location



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Date: September 18th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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