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Marrying a Russian girl 10 years younger than I.Taking marriage advice & ?s ITT.
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Date: March 26th, 2018 10:55 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner Visited Gangnam District Office with my wife to report our marriage. They told me the documents she needs to report our marriage.
She will be visiting the Russian Consulate tomorrow - for some reason they only open on MWF.
She is literally 10 years younger than I am. Crazy.
Taking any and all advice and questions ITT.
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: slippery school cafeteria cuckoldry 10 years isn’t shit.. wow how far our society has fallen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35700120) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:57 PM Author: Citrine cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35700182) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 10:31 PM Author: curious turquoise box office kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35705496) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 10:37 PM Author: Light round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35705566) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 11:23 PM Author: Flesh double fault becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35706078) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 6:19 AM Author: Flirting pervert center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35707067) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 9:39 AM Author: supple dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35707851) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 1:10 PM Author: insane crackhouse trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35709496) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 1:17 PM Author: brass underhanded boistinker senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35709561) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 8:49 PM Author: Bipolar Sneaky Criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35712790) |
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Date: April 19th, 2018 9:30 PM Author: bronze 180 wagecucks masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35877991) |
Date: March 26th, 2018 11:02 PM Author: Vigorous set brethren She is GRU and when she is done with you they will harvest your organs while you're fully awake to experience it. Enjoy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35696742) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:04 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner Whats gru? Red Sparrow?
Cant believe I am actually marrying this girl but I know its the right move.
Guarantee you she's hotter than Mandy, too.
TMF. Thats right. I just called your Jew Russian ass OUT. Lets compare wives. |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:37 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner where you at TMF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35696970) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:51 PM Author: Sticky Den Macaca LOL, you just met this girl and suddenly are starting this whole "I'm MARRYING her" nonsense. She is going to chew you up and spit you out. Are you seriously under the impression that you're in love or something because some hot Russian girl gave you the time of day?
As to this whole "she is hotter than YOUR wife" shit, I'm not dignifying this with a response (really, for many reasons). |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 10:30 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35705489) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 3:39 AM Author: Spectacular business firm mexican Lmao. Mail order bride. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35706849) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 3:41 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner Not even close, lil homie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35706852) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 9:38 AM Author: Sticky Den Macaca Same sort of scheme, just she is already there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35707846) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 9:37 AM Author: Sticky Den Macaca So you've known her for not even a week and she is fine getting married? You don't see any red flags there? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35707841) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 11:24 AM Author: Spectacular business firm mexican Mail order brides don’t care. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35708631) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2018 11:24 AM Author: anal bearded regret locus I like your moniker. Would like it better if you lost the 'e' at the end and just went by "dirt". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35743381) |
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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:29 AM Author: Spectacular business firm mexican That's just the lawyer in you. Any typo of any sort probably drives you crazy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35849810) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 1:11 PM Author: insane crackhouse trump supporter "Zoinks! You've taken a wrong turn."
Imgur couldn't have been more right. |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 1:14 PM Author: Odious khaki principal's office SPOILER ALERT: She isn't even close to hot, not even "decent looking" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35709536) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:17 PM Author: pale angry jew Thoughts on this Russian girl?
https://ibb.co/iXkFEn |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:30 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner Id be disappointed if I married a Russian girl like that.
Ive fucked Siberian girls who looked like that. But Marriage? Gotta get one descended from the Scandis. |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 8:41 AM Author: passionate flatulent new version Why are you so self-.hating and one obsessed with white people?
UVT and a lot of other Asian people are the same - what does your society do to you? |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 8:42 AM Author: Odious khaki principal's office NOWAG related brain rot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35698238) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:03 PM Author: Cerebral rose psychic chapel why give up all that pussy for one pussy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35696750) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:06 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner Ill probably be fucking other girls on the side but this girl is wifey material straight up.
And she's literally 10 years younger than I am. It's the smart move. Win-win for the both of us. |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 6:16 AM Author: Odious khaki principal's office “I’ll l probably be fucking other girls on the side...”
This is a flat out admission that it’s a green card marriage. Bad idea you’re really stupid and will probably get caught. Doubt the US Gov will be OK with it. |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:07 PM Author: Awkward exciting dingle berry immigrant how long have you known her? why are you marrying her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35696776) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:11 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner Met her on Saturday so its been 3 days.
Shes a goddesss. And 10 years younger than I. No brainer. |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:30 AM Author: Galvanic Stead Twinkling Uncleanness How comfortable are you, financially? Do you work long hours (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697274) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:23 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner I make more money than maybe 95% of guys my age.
I work long hours but no longer than the average Koreanbusinessdood. |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 6:15 AM Author: Odious khaki principal's office By your own admission you have a shit job and you’re like 30+ years old. You’re not making more than 95% of your cohort at your call center NOWAG job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697948) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 6:50 AM Author: floppy nibblets cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697986) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 7:09 AM Author: hilarious ocher stage ceo he's delusional. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35698023) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 8:32 AM Author: bronze 180 wagecucks masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35698201) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 6:16 AM Author: Slimy French Hall Deer Antler Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35707065) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2018 11:25 AM Author: anal bearded regret locus Does he really work at a call center or you're making this shit up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35743393) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:52 PM Author: Sticky Den Macaca "Met her on Saturday so its been 3 days."
LOL, JFC |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 11:31 AM Author: zippy state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35708683) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:13 PM Author: Cocky national lulzy thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35696821) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:16 PM Author: arrogant step-uncle's house Give yourself a chance to love her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35696842) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:32 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner 100%. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35696937) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:51 PM Author: Aromatic water buffalo THE ONLY CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35700135) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 11:33 AM Author: zippy state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35708698) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:16 PM Author: Histrionic dog poop field That catalog deliver to the USA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35696847) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:32 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner We met online. Not through a marriage agency. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35696941) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:31 PM Author: Mint magical hospital toaster paradoxically, this would be more stupid if it weren't flame, but also more stupid if it were (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35696933) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:33 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner Not flame. Im going to the Russian embassy tomorrow morning with her to get her documents. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35696944) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 6:14 AM Author: Odious khaki principal's office nyuug too stupid to run flame and plenty sad enough to do something this weird and pathetic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697947) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 10:36 PM Author: Racy theater stage puppy The real nyuug killed himself almost ten years ago. OP is a tribute account. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35705555) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 6:14 AM Author: Odious khaki principal's office Would make more sense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35707062) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 2:54 PM Author: titillating demanding useless brakes striped hyena i think this might be true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#36466536) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 8:31 AM Author: razzle-dazzle shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35698198) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:39 PM Author: Concupiscible Coldplay Fan Marketing Idea In on legendary thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35696986) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:41 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner Who woulda thought a Red Sparrow could doMANsticate a Gangnam WGWAG Playboy?
She owns my soul. |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:42 PM Author: godawful resort pozpig are you guys gonna see that movie together? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697000) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:43 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner I dont think its in theaters here anymore. Prob will download it and watch it at home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697004) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:53 PM Author: godawful resort pozpig i knew of a few e. euros w/Jap husbands. E. euros is so poor. Coming all the way East to snag husbands. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697055) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:00 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner White girls in general love Korean guys. Theres a lot of E. Euros here but a lot of American Canadian and W Euro girls too.
Surprisingly large number of Aussie girls here too. |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:44 PM Author: Concupiscible Coldplay Fan Marketing Idea Prove this isn't flame. What are Korean divorce laws like (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697010) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:45 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner Ill post a picture of me at the Russian Embassy tomorrow morning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697025) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:00 AM Author: Concupiscible Coldplay Fan Marketing Idea describe korean divorce laws (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697087) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:01 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner No alimony laws. Marriage here is a win win. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697094) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:10 AM Author: Concupiscible Coldplay Fan Marketing Idea i figured that, korea is a first world country. can you describe the differences? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697146) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 1:26 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner Custody, visitation, property all heavily favor the father. No legal concept of alimony.
In the U.S., the mother gets the kids by default. That is insane.
Feminists have tried their best to break our hold on the courts but they have gained little ground. |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:03 AM Author: godawful resort pozpig USA divorce laws are much better than CJK for women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697102) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:04 AM Author: Concupiscible Coldplay Fan Marketing Idea describe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697106) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:41 PM Author: Talented bright fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35696995) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:42 PM Author: charismatic nursing home lmao you and ragnus, who's next, dvp? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35696998) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:45 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner Newlywed life will be 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697018) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:44 PM Author: vivacious station keepsake machete can you please retrace steps from just fucking everyone to now marrying one I have been afk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697009) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:46 PM Author: Histrionic dog poop field RSF bested him in an internet rap battle, loser has to get hitched to a genetic female. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697029) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:47 PM Author: vivacious station keepsake machete are you sure it was rap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697033) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:56 PM Author: fragrant goyim shrine 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697069) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:03 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner Crazy appearance. But I suppose a thread of this epic proportions is bringing out some old regs.
I met her online a while ago but she just recently came to Korea. Met her on Saturday and made love to her.
After that I was hooked. Totally smitten by this girl. Could easily be a model.
Gotta snag em while they're young. Its the smart move. |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:09 AM Author: vivacious station keepsake machete your reporting indicates you've bedded lots of women
describe the qualities of this one that hooked you while all the others were just disposable
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:11 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner Shes super young. Super, super young. This girl hasn't been through the ravages of age.
Shes also beautiful. I'm going to get her in touch with some modeling agencies so she can have a comfortable career here.
Personality is great too. Kind and caring. Super feminine. She's great. |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:12 AM Author: vivacious station keepsake machete she will go through the ravages of age
while you are married to her |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:14 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner That's fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697165) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 9:11 AM Author: very tactful effete azn (Expert in becoming ravaged by age) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35698367) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 10:21 PM Author: vivacious station keepsake machete true, sigh, true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35705374) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2018 6:52 AM Author: Disturbing Alpha Cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35964592) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:50 PM Author: Primrose factory reset button chad this is a really weird turn in nyuug's shtick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697041) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:04 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner Explain. Ive never been against marriage per se. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697111) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 11:51 PM Author: Filthy selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697044) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:01 AM Author: Sepia mewling half-breed How long have you known her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697095) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:05 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner 3 days (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697114) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:21 AM Author: lake rigpig library More than enough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697216) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:52 PM Author: Aromatic water buffalo If there's one thing I know about Svetlanas, it's that they are just wonderful people with hearts of gold. GYACTLH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35700146) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:06 AM Author: Metal Fluffy French Chef Rehab Starting a family soon? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697122) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:08 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner I told her she could stay home with the kids or work if she wants. Her choice.
But obviously I want her to stay at home and raise the kids. I want 3 kids and at least 1 must be a son. |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:11 AM Author: Metal Fluffy French Chef Rehab Gotta save up for dat Honda Odyssey. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697154) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:14 AM Author: Marvelous roast beef philosopher-king Lol you make shit money and can’t get a good jerb bc you dodged military service. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697754) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:16 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner i make less than what the average poster makes, of course. i make fun of my tiny pink salary all the time here.
but i am comfortably UMC here. trust me :) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:07 AM Author: Bespoke Temple Elastic Band so you got your crit dick touched for the first time lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697125) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:09 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner She is a fantastic lover. Gotta strike while the iron is hot. Not easy to find a modelesque woman 10 years your junior who will make a good wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697143) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:11 AM Author: Bespoke Temple Elastic Band desperate virgin gook tell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697156) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:10 AM Author: spruce quadroon kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697152) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:14 AM Author: Metal Fluffy French Chef Rehab Will you dump her if the papers from Russian embassy show she is actually 9 years younger than you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697167) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:16 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner She already showed me her passport. She's legit a full decade younger than I. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697184) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:15 AM Author: Histrionic dog poop field Can I be your best man? I need to skip town for a bit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697172) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:18 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner Im already the best man for my hyungs wedding in July. Im going to ask him. But youre more than welcome to attend my ceremony. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697193) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:20 AM Author: Histrionic dog poop field Neat, thanks. I have some friends who moved to S.K. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697210) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:16 AM Author: lake rigpig library TTIWWOP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697180) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:18 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner Youre way, way late to the party, friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697197) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:19 AM Author: lake rigpig library TTIWWOP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697204) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:19 AM Author: lake rigpig library DESCRIBE the citizenship status of the spawn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697199) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:20 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner Kids automatically get Korean citizenship since I'm Korean.
I will report the marriage at the U.S. embassy once I get the Korean certificate so they get U.S. citizenship as well.
Not sure how Russian laws are on this. |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:23 AM Author: godawful resort pozpig you don't need to be married for your kid to get US citizenship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697233) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:33 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner Its automatically conferred upon birth? Even outside of the U.S.? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697284) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:46 AM Author: godawful resort pozpig i'm not sure if it's automatic. maybe it is only conferred upon application.
but if you're a citizen, and you form a babby with a non-citizen outside the US, the babby can be a US citizen provided you've spent at least 5 years in the US and sign something saying you'll provide financial support for the baby. |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 1:03 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner Depends on if you're married:
Birth Abroad in Wedlock to a U.S. Citizen and an Alien
A person born abroad in wedlock to a U.S. citizen and an alien acquires U.S. citizenship at birth if the U.S. citizen parent has been physically present in the United States or one of its outlying possessions prior to the person’s birth for the period required by the statute in effect when the person was born (INA 301(g), formerly INA 301(a)(7).) For birth on or after November 14, 1986, the U.S. citizen parent must have been physically present in the United States or one of its outlying possessions for five years prior to the person’s birth, at least two of which were after the age of fourteen. For birth between December 24, 1952 and November 13, 1986, the U.S. citizen parent must have been physically present in the United States or one of its outlying possessions for 10 years prior to the person’s birth, at least five of which were after the age of 14 for the person to acquire U.S. citizenship at birth. The U.S. citizen parent must be the genetic or the gestational parent and the legal parent of the child under local law at the time and place of the child’s birth to transmit U.S. citizenship.
Your kid automatically gets U.S. citizenship at birth only if you have legitimate kids. Def. better to get married before having kids.
180 that my kids get Dual Citizenship upon birth. |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 9:15 AM Author: godawful resort pozpig you definitely can get your kids us citizenship without marriage. I know people who have recently. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35698387) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 3:15 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner Yeah but the process is way more complicated with bastard kids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35706815) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2018 12:16 PM Author: curious turquoise box office kitty cat Even if they don’t have “US citizenship” they can just move her. “Paper work” is totally optional (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35743860) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 1:19 AM Author: sable splenetic plaza crotch So after she gets the US passport and files for divorce does she also get 1/2 your stuff? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697557) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 1:28 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner She'll be going through Korean courts. Not worried about property. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697602) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 1:42 AM Author: Metal Fluffy French Chef Rehab If she did get a green card, she could move to the US, and try to divorce you in the state you voted for trump in. That being said, I’d doubt she’d get a green card under the facts presented in the hypo above. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697652) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 1:43 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner She would only need a green card if we moved to America. We live in Korea and so she would never have a green card to begin with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697656) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:21 AM Author: razzle abnormal personal credit line He's living DTP's dream. Young, pure, naive love. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697214) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:25 AM Author: overrated gunner ape 3 days lmao! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697241) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:26 AM Author: domesticated heady location love of her life post a picture of someone that looks SIMILAR to her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697254) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 1:04 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner just imagine a tall skinny blonde russian girl with blue green eyes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697458) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 8:05 AM Author: big at-the-ready indian lodge mood This is essentially what you did before you made this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35698137) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 8:22 AM Author: Nofapping obsidian multi-billionaire theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35698161) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 8:37 AM Author: razzle-dazzle shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35698220) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 11:30 PM Author: Flesh double fault becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35706122) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 10:05 AM Author: hilarious ocher stage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35708015) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 11:26 AM Author: Bespoke Temple Elastic Band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35708646) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 1:14 PM Author: insane crackhouse trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35709533) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2018 11:19 AM Author: Boyish Parlor Death Wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35743332) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:29 AM Author: Vibrant Erotic Depressive Orchestra Pit Hilarious flame. Keep it up with more details please. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697270) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:35 AM Author: Citrine cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697293) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 1:35 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner Not flame. I'll post a picture when I arrive at the Russian embassy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697628) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 6:05 AM Author: Lavender wonderful tanning salon how much they charging you for this "marriage coaching"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697939) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 1:28 AM Author: snowy mind-boggling forum private investor Good luck bro! You can maek it! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697599) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 1:30 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697606) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 1:41 AM Author: irate saffron corner preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697647) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 1:54 AM Author: Irradiated theater Just FYI she does not need to be a US citizen or even permanent resident herself to divorce you in the United States. She is going to visit the US and divorce you in any state where you lived or happen to be together and your divorce will be governed by the laws of that state. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697692) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 1:56 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner (guy who thinks a russian girl in korea will be able to get a korean court to enforce u.s. divorce laws) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697700) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 1:57 AM Author: Irradiated theater (Guy who apparently is never coming back to the US) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697705) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 1:59 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner (guy literally talking to a korean citizen who lives in korea who is allegedly subject to u.s. divorce laws in korea despite never having even been to the u.s. once since leaving the u.s.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697710) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:03 AM Author: Metal Fluffy French Chef Rehab Any bank accounts in the us? Any relatives who may bequeath you property in the us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697719) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:05 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner i have a chase account with no money in it. the judge will definitely want the money in a money-less account!
parents might give me an inheritance but its all going to ME. earl is just spazzing the fuck out because he thinks u.s. divorce laws will fuck me.
bitch please, i live in korea. we run shit here. |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:08 AM Author: Metal Fluffy French Chef Rehab You obviously have it all figured out, just like Ragnus, so obv no need to listen to advise from the boart. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697737) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:15 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner how will my wife get my inheritance if my parents simply give me all their assets? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697756) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:24 AM Author: Metal Fluffy French Chef Rehab Wassup, guy who has produced multiple legitimate offspring here.
Wife divorces you in us. Obtained judgment for $. Some time later you get cash in us. Ex wife has lien on cash. You don’t get cash.
Anyway, I’m sure this Russian chick who makes less than $10,000 a year is marrying you for love, and has no ulterior motive(s). |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:26 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner This is assuming she files for divorce in the U.S. We live in Korea.
Are you saying that she will hop on a plane one day, go to America and file for divorce there? |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:32 AM Author: Metal Fluffy French Chef Rehab Brother, you have known her three days. Who knows what she willl do. The fact that she is willing to marry you after three days suggests she has an angle she wants to play. Look at poor Ragnus. Assuming there will be no consequences for your actions is a dangerous thing, especially when you are pushing 30. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697789) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:35 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner Ok let's assume we get married and at some point she wants out.
She hops on a plane after finding out where I was born.
Gets the divorce.
How will a U.S. divorce court enforce the judgement when I live in a different country? |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:42 AM Author: Metal Fluffy French Chef Rehab Yeah, for the hypo we are only focused on us assets.
And btw, god forbid you have a kid (who you have proudly proclaimed a us citizen) and she takes him to the us... |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:48 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner i have no assets in america. as far as im concerned, im untouchable.
ok, lets assume one day she secretly whisks my kid away and flies to america with him. wouldnt that just mean shes abducting my kid? or could she just keep him there with her despite not even having a green card btw and despite her knowing no one in america and despite her having no house to even stay in in america |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:50 AM Author: Metal Fluffy French Chef Rehab You’re right, you’ve got all your bases covered. Bangarang! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697807) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:53 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner im genuinely curious. how would she be able to get away with stealing my kid and running to america? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697810) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:52 PM Author: lilac nudist address cuckold these people are fucking idiots. if u are in korea and your shit isnt in the USA, you are 100% fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35701322) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 11:22 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner yep. all my assets are safe here in korea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35706064) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 3:30 PM Author: Honey-headed Lascivious Heaven Cumskin you can't "abduct" your own child unless you're acting in violation of a custody/visitation order (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35701725) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 12:09 PM Author: lake rigpig library "Obtained judgment for $."
On what basis? |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:18 AM Author: Irradiated theater you are marrying a fucking Russian you met 3 days ago off the internet.
You sure sound like you are running shit. |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:20 AM Author: claret rambunctious internal respiration trailer park yeah, this reeks of "horrible decision." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697767) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:20 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner straight up: how will my wife get my inheritance? i just dont see how its possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697768) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:47 AM Author: Green Provocative Kitty ask the lawyer administering your parents estate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697805) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:52 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner it just seems ridiculous to claim that i wouldnt get an inheritance after my wife gets some divorce court to rule in her favor for X amount of money
what if my parents simply transfer all of their money directly to my korean bank account? how will a u.s. court even know when or how to block the transfer? makes zero sense. |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:59 AM Author: Irradiated theater your inheritance probably cannot be access by your ex wife unless you co mingle it with shared access/accounts.
The bigger issue is that you are stuck in Korea forever and can never move back - which is probably already the case since I assume you have been ignoring your tax liability in the US for whatever money you make in Korea.
The biggest fraud is that you are pretending this is your idea because you need to lock her down. You know exactly what is going on, and you should know better (ragnus) but despite all your experience putting your dick in random warm places, you have a lot to learn about dealing with women. But you will learn. |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 3:13 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner no shared accounts. i have my own bank accounts in korea and only i have access to them. she will have her own bank accounts in korea and use those. so no problem there
you only need to pay taxes on income more than 100k but thats a moot point because yes, i plan on living in korea. i doubt russiangirl will suddenly divorce me one day because i refuse to move with her to america
i just dont really see any negatives of marrying this girl but a lot of positives. the cost/benefit analysis makes marrying her a no-brainer |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 3:43 AM Author: Irradiated theater You don't see any negatives to marrying a girl you just met who is using you for some immigration purpose? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697847) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 3:49 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner bro thats just part of the transaction. its win-win. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697850) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 8:41 AM Author: razzle-dazzle shitlib "you only need to pay taxes on income more than 100k "
Wait, where exactly did you get the idea that US citizens living abroad only need to pay income tax on amounts exceeding 100K? Be specific. |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 9:07 AM Author: godawful resort pozpig Foreign Earned Income Exclusion for 2018. Under Section 911 of the US tax code, the Foreign Earned Income Exclusion for 2018 increases from $102,100 in 2017 to $104,100 in 2018.
He's still supposed to file though. |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:54 PM Author: lilac nudist address cuckold maybe, the law? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35701342) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:10 AM Author: Unholy institution Dude congrats, hope you guys have a great life together. You should head down to Jejudo for a vacation and feast on some great kalbi in celebration or something.
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:16 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner tyty. jeju might be TCR. never been. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697759) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:59 AM Author: violet dashing tattoo nyuug about to wake up w/o his kidneys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697821) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 6:04 AM Author: Arousing home old irish cottage 180 give yourself a chance to love her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697937) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 7:42 AM Author: snowy mind-boggling forum private investor Crr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35698100) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 6:11 AM Author: Odious khaki principal's office LOL, this is the dumbest, most pathetic thing this incredibly stupid and sad NOWAG has ever done which is really worth noting considering how dumb and pathetic every second of “his” NOWAG life has been. Also for anyone who missed the pictures the girl is hideous, like maybe a 3. Hope she enjoys her US passport and your kidneys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697945) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 8:28 AM Author: chocolate beady-eyed hell she is absolutely scamming him lmao
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:56 PM Author: Citrine cruise ship This is amazing flame. I wasn’t a fan before but I’m quickly warming to him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35700174) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 6:50 AM Author: floppy nibblets lol @ this flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35697989) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 8:31 AM Author: Sienna bossy karate svetlana poasting on .ru message board "found new stupid bug man mark last night (6 in march) taking question!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35698195) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 8:58 AM Author: Nofapping obsidian multi-billionaire theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35698305) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 9:13 AM Author: very tactful effete azn Lol!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35698377) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 9:17 AM Author: Histrionic dog poop field Not flame I just saw this on vkotonte. Won't poast bc I don't want to out nyuug. Careful bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35698397) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:53 PM Author: Citrine cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35700154) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 3:08 PM Author: violet dashing tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35701493) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 11:32 PM Author: Flesh double fault becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35706136) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 11:26 AM Author: Bespoke Temple Elastic Band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35708649) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 6:43 AM Author: snowy mind-boggling forum private investor Looool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35759431) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 11:13 PM Author: stimulating mustard church building legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#36441728) |
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Date: September 30th, 2018 11:07 PM Author: Lavender wonderful tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#36930221) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 8:44 AM Author: big at-the-ready indian lodge mood someone please describe the pics of this girl for those of us who missed them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35698247) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 8:46 AM Author: Odious khaki principal's office Mousy, sickly looking pale as fuck girl with no chin and bad posture. Around a 3. Skinnyfat body, no tits. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35698253) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 9:25 AM Author: big at-the-ready indian lodge mood flame, he said she was hot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35698454) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 11:18 AM Author: Odious khaki principal's office “He” is also nyuug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35699348) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 3:00 PM Author: Slimy French Hall Deer Antler deadly accurate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35701423) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 3:34 PM Author: Bipolar Sneaky Criminal this is my wheelhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35701764) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 6:05 PM Author: Citrine cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35703152) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 9:10 AM Author: Mint magical hospital toaster post pix of the woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35698362) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 9:15 AM Author: Chestnut Hairraiser Reading Party i am for u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35698386) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:56 PM Author: Citrine cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35700179) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 11:25 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner ty youngblood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35706090) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 12:58 PM Author: Soul-stirring Mentally Impaired Candlestick Maker LOL at nyuug getting dad-dicked by earl itt
that lil "breh" is SHOOK and doubting his marriage to his WHORE BRIDE |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:40 PM Author: Irradiated theater he can't even say it with a straight face.
cost-benefit analysis is the best he's got.
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:46 PM Author: startling patrolman public bath Can you do a prenup? Just skimmed the discussion between you and Earl about divorce. Kind of becomes meaningless once you have kids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35701254) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:48 PM Author: Blathering legend hairy legs i thought prenup really just covers pre-marital assets. NYUUG doesn't really have any to speak of.
as for post-marital assets, NYUUG has a shit job and will have shit savings, 1/2 of shit is still shit. |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:52 PM Author: startling patrolman public bath It can cover post-marital assets too. Also, not sure what he has, but if he has a pension or 401k equivalent, it may be useful. From what I remember, the law generally recognizes premarital assets as separate until you start commingling them (e.g., merging checking accounts, etc.).
With kids, the courts don't care about prenups. you have an obligation to take care of/support the kid regardless of what hte prenup says.
Edit: Some countries don't recognize prenups. |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:53 PM Author: Sticky Den Macaca tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35701334) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 3:35 PM Author: startling patrolman public bath I always recommend it to my friends, especially if they have a 401k or pension. Best to pay a few hundred now to avoid the headache of post-marital contributions and growth challenges. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35701774) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:53 PM Author: Sticky Den Macaca "i thought prenup really just covers pre-marital assets"
Wrong. |
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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:09 AM Author: crystalline native Pre-marital assets are already protected WITHOUT a pre-nup - they are separate property unless you mingle them somehow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35849778) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:54 PM Author: Iridescent Flickering Party Of The First Part flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35701351) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:57 PM Author: Sticky Den Macaca Sadly, I think nyuug may believe this is real. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35701379) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 3:33 PM Author: Swashbuckling community account nyuug fan here, but what are you thinking? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35701749) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 9:25 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner This Red Sparrow owns my soul. Barebacked her again last night too. Im putting a ring on it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35704830) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 1:07 PM Author: Odious khaki principal's office lol @ this bugbot having a soul. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35709468) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 9:25 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner En route to Russian Embassy. Will post pic upon arrival. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35704820) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 9:25 PM Author: Mint magical hospital toaster post pix of the woman!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35704824) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 10:25 PM Author: Swashbuckling community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35705424) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 9:49 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner In waiting area:
Shes getting her documents |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 9:53 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner She got her documents:
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Date: March 27th, 2018 10:05 PM Author: startling patrolman public bath When did u get parkinsons? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35705207) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 10:05 PM Author: Citrine cruise ship You’re a hilariously easy mark. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35705210) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 10:06 PM Author: Swashbuckling community account No socks or low-cut? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35705221) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 10:20 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner Low cut all the way, every DAY, sonnNNN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35705361) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 8:28 PM Author: Sickened razzmatazz faggot firefighter dilemma you posted pics of the bureaucratic process? how the hell did you explain that to her? does she know about xo yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35712677) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 8:41 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner Literally visited the Russian embassy in Seoul. Not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35712751) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 9:02 PM Author: Sickened razzmatazz faggot firefighter dilemma i get that you did it, i'm just not sure how you explained to her you were photographing this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35712869) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 10:16 PM Author: Cerise Property Did u buy her a ring? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35705313) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 10:21 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner Nope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35705367) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 10:26 PM Author: godawful resort pozpig Do s. koreas do engagement rings or just a wedding band? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35705436) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 11:23 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner depends on the couple but in general we dont do diamond engagement rings. lol@ cumskin cucks falling for Tiffany GC flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35706073) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 10:22 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner Getting lunch with my wife near the Russian embassy.
Lulziest part was the angry Russian teller. He was PISSED that I am marrying MY SVETLANA. Laughed at him the entire time. |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 10:26 PM Author: Swashbuckling community account Have you informed your parents? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35705443) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 10:33 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner Not yet. Theyll find out when the time is right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35705517) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 10:32 PM Author: Mint magical hospital toaster POST PIX OF THE MOTHERFUCKING WOMAN!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35705507) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 10:34 PM Author: cobalt antidepressant drug lay I know a john that was "happy" with his immigration marriage to an hk escort. She fucked him once a week and in exchange she got citizenship. But he was a hoodlum, if she tried anything he would have beaten the shit out of her/her lawyer. And he wasn't forming babby with her lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35705524) |
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Date: March 27th, 2018 10:37 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner Think about how insane it is that women don't even want U.S. citizenship anymore. They literally want to ride dat Yellow Monster GANGNAM Style rather than deal with some broken American dewd.
Utterly devastating. |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 3:16 AM Author: violet dashing tattoo this will end well for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35706817) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 3:42 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner Tell me the possible downsides. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35706854) |
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Date: April 16th, 2018 6:27 AM Author: Lavender wonderful tanning salon look in the mirror (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35849744) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 9:48 AM Author: Sticky Den Macaca If you seriously think she is doing this because she is after your 5'7" body and 5" pecker you're absolutely kidding yourself. Even if you were 6'3" and had an 8" cock you STILL should understand that this is almost certainly an effort to scam you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35707921) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 6:45 AM Author: snowy mind-boggling forum private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35759433) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 3:38 AM Author: Spectacular business firm mexican Can't believe nobody has asked, but what's his name? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35706844) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 3:46 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner Einstein. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35706865) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 6:16 AM Author: Odious khaki principal's office LOL going to be 18000 when this pathetic NOWAG gets utterly destroyed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35707063) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 6:33 AM Author: Aphrodisiac Self-absorbed Bawdyhouse Famous Landscape Painting LOLing so hard if true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35707095) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 9:45 AM Author: curious turquoise box office kitty cat don’t (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35707892) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 7:57 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner Vat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35712474) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 9:48 AM Author: carnelian dopamine jewess wait. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35707916) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 11:25 AM Author: Buff Sinister Hissy Fit Garrison if anyone ever doubted op's mental illness well here you go (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35708642) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 12:06 PM Author: lake rigpig library I'm glad this isn't a sup thread. Maybe nyuug has gotten back on track. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35708937) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: yellow diverse milk church You can do whatever you like in your life, but please please please do not bring a child into this mix. That’d just be a disastrous.
Also, stating the obvious here, but going for the first girl who is desperate/crazy enough to do a marriage of convenience isn’t very “Gangnam playa” of you. |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 1:08 PM Author: curious turquoise box office kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35709471) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 1:10 PM Author: Odious khaki principal's office You don't have to worry about them having a kid, this is going to be over as soon as she gets papers, you should be concerned 1. that she takes his kidneys, 2. that she takes half his meager net worth, 3. that the US Gov finds out he is engaging in a green card marriage and jails him. 4. S.Korea find out he is chaebong hyung and jails him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35709492) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner We had the kid discussion.
Kids will come in 2~3 years.
Ive had many other girls who wanted me to put a ring on it but this is the first one I actually have compelling reasons to do so. |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 1:05 PM Author: Concupiscible Coldplay Fan Marketing Idea She'll find out you're a us citizen. She'll do this by looking through your shit while you sleep. Once she has that info, all she has to do is get pregnant and fly to the U.S. give birth in the U.S. and the kid will have citizenship and so will she, and she'll know your parents have citizenship too. Any inheritance you get, all she'll have to do is ask a lawyer or whoever to audit any transfers of money between your parents and you.
You might also wake up without your kidneys, which is also problematic.
If this isn't flame this is likely one of the most 180 poasts ever. If it is flame it's still 180. Great thread.
It's also mind blowing for a gangnam wgwag playa fu<<boo, who's bedded hundreds of women, but still fewer than my more than 1000+ Korean women, is jumping headlong into marriage. Do you not think this chick isn't trying to pull on over on you? |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 1:09 PM Author: Odious khaki principal's office "She'll find out you're a us citizen."
LOL are we seriously pretending this isn't her motivation? |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 1:13 PM Author: big at-the-ready indian lodge mood why would it necessarily be? he's a WGWAG GANGAM BANGARANG playboy who slays bitches on the reg without money changing hands (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35709520) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 1:15 PM Author: Odious khaki principal's office We all knew he was mentally ill, but LOL at marrying a girl you met ONCE to "stick it" to XO. JUST LOL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35709543) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 1:18 PM Author: Concupiscible Coldplay Fan Marketing Idea It obviously is. I mean, is he NEVER going to speak English around her, and won't his poor Korean fluency out him as a foreigner in Korea? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35709570) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 1:28 PM Author: Odious khaki principal's office I imagine this Russian migrant worker doesn't speak Korean and wouldn't know the difference. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35709633) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 1:34 PM Author: tripping queen of the night http://www.jlpt.jp/e/about/levelsummary.html
On a similar scale for Korean, I would think he is at best a N2, although more likely a N3. |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 1:31 PM Author: tripping queen of the night She already knows he's American, because he grew up in America, and so he speaks English to her with an American accent.
ljl at the idea of an ABK faking a Korean accent long term while speaking English.
I doubt he even bothers to try. He probably told her he studied abroad in America, which is why he has an American accent. And she sees right through it. Russians are shrewd.
nyuug, feel free to set me straight here. |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 8:02 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner She already knows I'm a U.S. citizen. I told her I am dual.
I just don't see how her lawyer will be able to enforce a sentence like that. I'm beyond reach.
Organ harvesting...not concerned. Statistically very unlikely.
Yes, she might be doing it to cop dat citizenship but it's just quid pro quo. It's just good business. |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 9:39 PM Author: Concupiscible Coldplay Fan Marketing Idea you are boned. she will get pregnant and hie to america, where she'll give birth. you are then screwed. lmao. shell get us citizenship and your assets. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35713127) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 1:16 PM Author: Poppy idea he suggested pit https://thoughtcatalog.com/lorenzo-jensen-iii/2016/09/8-sex-workers-share-the-story-of-how-they-fell-in-love-with-a-client/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35709548) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 1:16 PM Author: Poppy idea he suggested pit https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/ureport/story/2001247641/why-i-married-a-prostitute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35709553) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 1:29 PM Author: Blathering legend hairy legs i really don't understand how this is "cost-benefit" justified in OP's mind.
Supposedly he's a playa who sleeps with new girls constantly, and keeps a harem of the hotter ones on call.
Supposedly he can travel to anywhere in the world and creampie local hotties at will.
How is the Russian whore adding value?
Also, does he not realize that Russian women are insane and get insanely jealous, and will castrate him in his sleep if she catches him sleeping with other girls? |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 8:04 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner Young wife 10 years my junior
White wife with great genetics
House maintainer
Babby former and raiser
Great sex
Govt benefits
Kids will be quadrilingual
Tons of reasons dewd. |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 9:07 PM Author: slap-happy sandwich rigor english, russian, gook... what's the fourth language? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35712918) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 9:14 PM Author: Marvelous roast beef philosopher-king NOWAG/NEVERWILLBEWAG is the “universal” language (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35712954) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 9:17 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner Language of his choice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35712965) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 1:29 PM Author: Twinkling Multi-colored Pistol his name? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35709645) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 8:04 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner Einstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35712514) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 8:13 PM Author: Citrine cruise ship This is extremely high level posting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35712570) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 8:15 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner Explain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35712585) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: Citrine cruise ship You’re creating hella content. Either this is real, in which case you have SKIN IN THE GAME and I respect that and look forward to future updates, OR this is elaborate flame that has managed to ensnare the entire board. Either way — very high level. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35712635) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 8:23 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner Big Korean Cock is REAL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35712646) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 8:49 PM Author: Cordovan laughsome coffee pot office Never a good idea to marry first girl you sleep with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35712789) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 9:12 PM Author: Marvelous roast beef philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35712943) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2018 11:05 AM Author: zippy state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35743192) |
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Date: June 7th, 2018 3:35 PM Author: insecure pearl stage organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#36201859) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2018 2:24 AM Author: Big-titted mad cow disease house congrats.
what will happen to your pua+hooker schtick?
don't you boast about having a low salary, how can you afford to be married? do you plan to have children?
(sorry, this is a long thread and I haven't read many comments) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2018 10:53 AM Author: Sticky Den Macaca And nyuug was never heard from again... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35743105) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2018 11:24 AM Author: Boyish Parlor Death Wish He will be fine going to the local daVita dialysis center three times a week for the rest of his long Gangnam life. Maybe he will even be able to repurchase one of his kidneys some day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35743377) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2018 11:29 AM Author: Sticky Den Macaca Unfortunately, they say that they didn't just take his kidneys but the rest of his organs too. They didn't even put him under - it looked like a Mexican cartel execution. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35743427) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2018 11:54 AM Author: Boyish Parlor Death Wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35743665) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2018 12:36 PM Author: lake rigpig library He went to the great first world in the sky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35744036) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2018 6:15 PM Author: Sticky Den Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35746924) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2018 7:27 PM Author: Racy theater stage puppy He killed himself almost ten years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35756240) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 6:35 AM Author: violet dashing tattoo any update on this? exposed as flame or what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35759423) |
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Date: April 16th, 2018 5:08 AM Author: Appetizing dull partner Subject: Update - wife temporarily back In Russia Some of you are wondering what happened with my wife. After I visited the Russian consulate with my wife and got the form certifying that she is not married, I told her that we needed to go to Gangnam District Office since I live in Gangnam. The Russian consulate people told her that she also needed to report the marriage at the Russian consulate after obtaining a marriage certificate at Gangnam District Office.
The problem was that I had forgotten the Russian consulate in Seoul is actually open only three days a week! Monday Wednesday and Friday. I decided to go ahead and report the marriage at Gangnam District office the next day and then bring the certificate to the consulate the next week - the processing time takes 3 days minimum.
So the next morning I tell her to come over early because I have to take a half day off work just to go to Gangnam District office with her. She was staying at her friend's house and couldnt sleepover at my place. She texts me on Kakaotalk and tells me she overslept. At this point I'm getting nervous because I think she is trying to back out last minute. I tell her to hurry up and meet me in Gangnam so we can visit the office together. About 10 minutes later she texts me saying shes on the subway to Gangnam. Suddenly, she texts me on Kakao saying that a foreigner on the train tried to talk to her, and even yelled at her, calling her a "sexy lady". Turns out the guy was Russian.
Now Im worried. Why the fuck is she with some random Igor fuck she met on the fucking subway the day were supposed to be legally married? Is he her pimp? Are they going to kidnap me and cut out my kidneys? She had warned me about gopniks - apparently these are Russian gangsters and they are quite violent.
Thankfully when she arrived at the subway station she was alone and there was no shady Russian dewd tailing us. I still felt a little sketched out so I asked her what the guy looked like just in case she needed to go to the police. Told me that he was wearing bright clothing and a hat.
We head to Gangnam District office and by the time we arrive I am feeling better. Get in queue, fill out the forms, pay some fees and now it was just a couple of days until I got the marriage certificate. My new wife is all smiles and I know I made the right decision.
We leave the building and next to the front entrance the elevator door slowly slides open and a gyrating Russian man wearing a neon green shirt and cowboy hat appears. She looks at me in horror. I whisper to my wife, "Oppan Gangnam Style".
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Date: April 16th, 2018 6:10 AM Author: brass underhanded boistinker senate what is this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35849736) |
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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:02 AM Author: red menage lol, guess this is his admitting it was flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35849770) |
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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:33 AM Author: hilarious ocher stage ceo not sure why'd you waste your time on something so unfunny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35849818) |
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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:38 PM Author: henna cracking dragon lol cr this whole saga was dreadful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35876374) |
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Date: April 19th, 2018 9:25 PM Author: up-to-no-good casino juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35877955) |
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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:23 PM Author: lake rigpig library http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2#35849818 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35868220) |
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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:30 PM Author: Concupiscible Coldplay Fan Marketing Idea 121 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35868254) |
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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:41 PM Author: Odious khaki principal's office SUMMARY: nyuug got BRUTALLY PWNED by this Russian hooker and now he is trying to play it off as some sort of slow play flame ending in Fresh Prince style. Just admit you got got NOWAG. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35876393) |
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Date: April 19th, 2018 9:40 PM Author: umber pea-brained mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35878039) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2018 6:52 AM Author: Stubborn locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35964594) |
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Date: April 19th, 2018 9:06 PM Author: Cerise Property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35877836) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2018 6:45 AM Author: aqua base 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35964584) |
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Date: April 19th, 2018 9:07 PM Author: Rough-skinned lodge stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#35877844) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 8:51 PM Author: Magenta nowag gas station ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#36100586) |
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Date: June 7th, 2018 3:29 PM Author: lake rigpig library Didn't you hear?
"Oppan Gangnam Style."
Just like those reddit threads (e.g., the Undertaker, tree fiddy). |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 11:11 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner trump bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#36441716) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:21 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner Maria Butina bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#36456382) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 2:44 PM Author: kink-friendly foreskin school Are u still marry? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#36466466) |
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Date: September 30th, 2018 9:51 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner nah shes doing her thing in russia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#36929728) |
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Date: September 30th, 2018 9:52 PM Author: Sticky Den Macaca "nah shes doing her thing in russia"
lololololol |
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Date: September 30th, 2018 9:57 PM Author: Appetizing dull partner thinking about visiting moscow. thoughts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#36929791) |
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Date: September 30th, 2018 11:12 PM Author: Sticky Den Macaca lololololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#36930251) |
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Date: September 30th, 2018 9:51 PM Author: Odious khaki principal's office JFC lots of pathetic selfpwns from this NOWAG geek (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#36929731) |
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Date: September 17th, 2026 8:29 PM Author: nyuug lol@ how triggered cumskins are about this even 10 years later:
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3929086&forum_id=2#35687390 |
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Date: September 17th, 2026 8:48 PM Author: So we looked at the data It's f*cking hilarious how you fooled these cumskins by pretending to be retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#50141321) |
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Date: September 17th, 2026 8:56 PM Author: nyuug nyuug never posted pics bro FOR SURE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#50141328) |
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Date: September 17th, 2026 11:07 PM Author: nyuug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2Elisa#50141545) |