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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Scarlet principal's office chad
  07/17/22
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bronze school cafeteria shitlib
  07/17/22
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supple nubile sanctuary becky
  07/17/22
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sick queen of the night hospital
  07/18/22
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Scarlet principal's office chad
  09/29/22
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Scarlet principal's office chad
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Soul-stirring Claret Multi-billionaire
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Soul-stirring Claret Multi-billionaire
  01/07/23
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sick queen of the night hospital
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
federal indirect expression
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
federal indirect expression
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
nighttime address
  03/18/23
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Scarlet principal's office chad
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
federal indirect expression
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
copper private investor bawdyhouse
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
filthy business firm gunner
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Well-lubricated newt
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Well-lubricated newt
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Well-lubricated newt
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
motley very tactful university
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Well-lubricated newt
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Well-lubricated newt
  08/23/24
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Well-lubricated newt
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Well-lubricated newt
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Well-lubricated newt
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Well-lubricated newt
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
ruby exciting forum mental disorder
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
laughsome telephone theater
  09/28/24
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Scarlet principal's office chad
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Well-lubricated newt
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Well-lubricated newt
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Scarlet principal's office chad

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: bronze school cafeteria shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: supple nubile sanctuary becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: sick queen of the night hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Scarlet principal's office chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Scarlet principal's office chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Claret Multi-billionaire

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Claret Multi-billionaire

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: sick queen of the night hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: federal indirect expression

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: federal indirect expression

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: nighttime address

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Scarlet principal's office chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: federal indirect expression

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: copper private investor bawdyhouse

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: filthy business firm gunner

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Well-lubricated newt

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Well-lubricated newt

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Well-lubricated newt

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: motley very tactful university

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Well-lubricated newt

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Well-lubricated newt

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Well-lubricated newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Well-lubricated newt

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Well-lubricated newt

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Well-lubricated newt

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: ruby exciting forum mental disorder

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: laughsome telephone theater

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Scarlet principal's office chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Well-lubricated newt

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Well-lubricated newt

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#49932244)