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what happened to Dane Cook
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Date: May 18th, 2025 12:26 AM Author: Massive piazza hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48940627) |
Date: May 18th, 2025 12:35 AM Author: Dun Cowardly Deer Antler Theatre Jews got em (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48940636) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 1:15 AM Author: Massive piazza hairy legs I know but how exactly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48940679) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 2:46 AM Author: maroon startling gas station stopped being friends with everyone who had this guy's cd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48940725) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: Massive piazza hairy legs core fan base was almost as pathetic as Tucker Max's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48942931) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 4:14 AM Author: Spectacular crystalline pervert dilemma He streams himself playing call of duty on twitch now to like 50 viewers not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48940756) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 5:12 AM Author: Violent native pozpig i thought he was doing the bill belichick thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48940773) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 5:18 AM Author: Heady salmon sandwich I don’t care for his comedy but he has a much younger wife which makes libs MAF which is 180 imo
https://www.newsweek.com/dane-cook-kelsi-taylor-wedding-age-difference-1829772 |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 7:39 AM Author: Mint box office Lmao teen game nights
https://www.newsweek.com/dane-cook-accused-hosting-game-night-parties-teenage-girls-1731178
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Date: May 18th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: lilac stirring plaza lol at that tiny faggot midget seth green being invited
https://people.com/thmb/Qn0u_Ar8tb3YwLte1rYyQfR70yQ=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():focal(956x567:958x569)/seth-green-clare-grant-1-cf13211c35584c8aa79a4bc6d260c855.jpg |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 9:59 AM Author: slippery field The power of fame is incredible. He's a pretty minor celebrity, not Brad Pitt or something. But that's enough to overcome a 27 year age gap and a dad bod. And not just for a one time hook up but for freaking marriage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48941022) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 10:01 AM Author: magenta appetizing station haunted graveyard He was a megastar circa 2002. Like Chris Rock tier. Only comic other than Dice ever to sell out MSG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48941023) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 11:02 AM Author: slippery field And now we're in the 2020's. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48941131) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 11:00 AM Author: Beady-eyed Ratface Corner wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48941127) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 7:30 AM Author: Jet meetinghouse shitlib more performance than comedy and that performance wears thin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48940805) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 10:39 AM Author: crusty principal's office He Won (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48941083) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 10:57 AM Author: Vibrant translucent juggernaut "Found his high school sweetheart at 45. Heartwarming.." wrote one person on X. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48941115) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 10:58 AM Author: narrow-minded state liquid oxygen CSLG invested in the Katie Holmes Al Pacino movie in return for them casting Dane Cook as a rival mob boss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48941121) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 11:08 AM Author: Pontificating know-it-all stead He got his bag now he baggin baddies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48941141) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 11:10 AM Author: electric fat ankles Became a billionaire after selling all of his SUFI merchandise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48941147) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: Vibrant translucent juggernaut NYT Opinion | “Whatever Happened to Dane Cook? He Made Partner, You Got PIP’d.” By “Juris Doctor” Evan39 Vance (Safeway Night Manager | Equity Partner, Perkins Coie – Seattle, Coroner’s Office Subdivision | U.S. Vice President) May 18, 2025
It begins—as most humiliations do now—with Tabitha accusing me of “emotional time theft” for clocking out five minutes early to mourn the death of irony.
I had just watched our shift pharmacist (age 50, Twitch hoodie, GPA tattoo) demand we restock the blue Monster Energy “not that turquoise slop you keep pushing.”
And that’s when I realized: Dane Cook didn’t fall off. He just made partner.
You remember him: sold out MSG riffing about Kool-Aid Men and anxiety. You laughed, then laughed at people who still laughed, then defaulted on your graduate PLUS loan.
Now he’s married to a 24-year-old named Kelsi, streams Call of Duty to 53 viewers, owns three homes, and has residuals from Mr. Brooks.
He didn’t fail. He rotated.
While you made fun of his “teen game nights,” he quietly equity-hedged the algorithm that replaced your freelance copy job.
He’s sipping rosé on a rooftop with Pilates baddies. You’re in a #wellness Slack channel muting your manager’s gifs.
He won. The Mahchine™ won. And you? You’re still formatting bullet points for a regional compliance deck no one reads.
So what happened to Dane Cook?
Nothing. You did.
https://www.newsweek.com/dane-cook-kelsi-taylor-wedding-age-difference-1829772
Postscript: These remarks do not reflect the views of the U.S. Government, the Perkins Coie Coroner’s Office, or the Safeway Night Management Guild (District 12). Tabitha, do not redact this again. |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: motley location gaping !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48942739) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 2:39 AM Author: Vibrant translucent juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48943236) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:14 AM Author: Jet meetinghouse shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48943290) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 8:36 PM Author: Vibrant translucent juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48945783) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 9:29 PM Author: big free-loading pistol He made an unfathomable amount of money doing stand up, he did some movies and didn't find too much success, and then everyone turned on him and shit on him all the time - and i assume he got sick of it.
I think he continued to do stand up locally in LA, and looks like he did 1 tour in 2018, but he probably doesn't feel the need to do all that much.
Showing up and doing 20 minutes of stand up and thrilling 150 people is probably a ton of fun, whereas standing around for 3 months to shoot a movie that people on Twitter are just going shit on just isn't that appealing. |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 9:50 PM Author: Startled milk puppy I doubt he could get cast in a movie or sell out a big venue anyway but yeah I think he made it and is just chilling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48942746) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 10:25 PM Author: carnelian nowag I saw him on a lineup at the Hollywood Improv about 2 years ago and he told a really crazy, elaborate story about a stalker he says he had. A woman who sent him 10K messages on IG and a video of herself buzzing her hair on his doorstep, but then she started taking her meds and sent him an apology. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48942851) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:23 AM Author: Jet meetinghouse shitlib as i get older the more i understand that "washed up" performers are still a 0.001% life outcome. most people would kill to be in a cover band with a handful of regular fans at a local bar. selling out moderately sized venues nationwide isnt too bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48943292) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 7:35 AM Author: Violent native pozpig i dont understand how this isnt obvious to anyone over the age of 4. shadeur sanders could get cut by the browns tomorrow and will still have already had a better life than basically everyone on earth and will continue to have a better life than everyone on earth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48943355) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 8:00 AM Author: Jet meetinghouse shitlib people like mocking a fallen star which i guess is why celebrity gossip is so popular. i think its jealousy from the never-wases. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48943373) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 8:46 AM Author: Hateful Mischievous Psychic Coldplay Fan getting cut by the browns seems like a positive outcome more often than not. Joe Thomas would have been much more successful long term and have a few rings had that somehow happened. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48943411) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 8:48 AM Author: Marvelous Cumskin Crackhouse Crabs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48943414) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 11:33 AM Author: narrow-minded state liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48944000) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: big free-loading pistol Not only is this true, but Dane Cook isn't even "washed up."
He could still do a theater tour and make an easy $5 mm this year playing to thousands of adoring fans.
He could still probably audition and get a couple of supporting movie or TV roles a year.
Its just that he was a 99.999% comic in terms of success for a couple of years, and now he's like 99.8% - and for him its better to slum it like a 99% comic at the LA Improv a couple of nights and be a hero rather than try to have the footrpint of the 99.8% comic - which would cause him to be shit on by the media.
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