she's a little crazy but this should never happen if corporations didn't put the onus for pretty much everything on the customer. it wasn't always like this. shareholder value was a disastrous concept for retailers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727772&forum_id=2Elisa#48947330)

- Lowe's likely gave her a delivery date far out in the future so she's already probably upset, using a spare fridge, eating out, etc.

- Lowe's chose to hire contractors who have their own policies for delivery and don't give a fuck about CS

- The contractor's are all different and your experiences may vary from one to the next

- If the fridge doesn't fit, it will be her fault and they'll charge her a restocking fee

All of this could be avoided if, like in the good days, Lowe's sent out a salesman with a fucking catalogue, the salesman took measurements, the customer ordered the fridge, and it was delivered by a Lowe's employee who took the old fridge back with him.

I mean this is disastrous and I feel bad for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727772&forum_id=2Elisa#48947352)

I imagine the laziness tax is in the cost of the appliances and then paying them to install it but whatever, at this point in my faggy legal career I'd rather let the proles worry about just handling everything for me than optimizing to the penny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727772&forum_id=2Elisa#48948506)

When I see a car dealer or something advertising its customer service im just like “lol fag I’ll just get the cheapest one.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727772&forum_id=2Elisa#48947360)

You do not think about the lost time / money dealing with a pajeet in 8 months.

as is usually true, the rich are rich for good reasons, and they will buy from a place where they know they will not lose time and money in the future.

the poor are thinking BESTPRICENOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727772&forum_id=2Elisa#48947455)

they are literally selling worse physical, tangible products (here's the same thing but made of chinese plastic, shit fast growth wood, etc etc) and people are paying more

if people will shell out for literal garbage, there will be no shortage of corps to sell it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727772&forum_id=2Elisa#48947509)

then two months later theyre like "oh i guess United is $2 cheaper i'll go with them"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727772&forum_id=2Elisa#48949481)

this type of "wah wah wah we are helpless against the bad things happening to us" is reddit behavior. blaming "corporations" would fit right in, go poast this to /r/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727772&forum_id=2Elisa#48947562)

note i'm not pointing fingers at you specifically, it's your attitude of "oh no it's THE CORPORATIONS! oh no it's the LOBBIES!" no faggot it's us, we ARE the corporations, we ARE the lobbies, and we ARE the people getting fucked by them too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727772&forum_id=2Elisa#48947615)

"GO BACK TO REDDIT" (guy poasting reddit ragebait because he got enraged by it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727772&forum_id=2Elisa#48947647)

the jewish programming even itt among purportedly smart people is absolutely insane, it's never coming back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727772&forum_id=2Elisa#48947599)

Want it brought in your door instead of left on your front porch? That'll be $150. Want your old fridge removed? That'll be another $150. Need it carried upstairs? That'll be another $150.

Live in a condo building? Oh, you'll need to get a COI, pay $25 to the building to get the form. Take the form to the delivery company. Oh, they didn't fill it out right, sorry can't get in the door, have to reschedule the delivery.

Oh, your fridge was dented? Too bad, you already signed for it.

Want to return it? That'll be another $150 restocking fee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727772&forum_id=2Elisa#48947625)

Hard mode: No gassing all kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727772&forum_id=2Elisa#48947852)

Declare any corporation selling products >$100 to have only on-shore customer service agents.

Declare any corporation delivering products of a certain size and weight to only provide delivery with their own employees within 5 business days. No restocking fees for any reason whatsoever, this will force them to measure entryways before agreeing to sell fridges that don't fit.

Toss Gunner in a woodchipper

It's really pretty simple. The hard mode is doing anything like this in our current kiked out globohomo society where your votes are basically meaningless past the local level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727772&forum_id=2Elisa#48948144)

How is your administration going to enforce these rules?

Will there be similar rules for every other product/service? Why/why not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727772&forum_id=2Elisa#48948163)

Enforcement - something like the CFPB, heavy fines at the federal level after a certain point, and nuclear option would be to strip their EIN.

You asked me to solve this particular problem so I haven't contemplated every other product or service. But yeah I'd support American-friendly policies like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727772&forum_id=2Elisa#48948176)

Speaking of customer service, most American retailers are pretty decent at it. Where else in the world can you return goods and get your money back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727772&forum_id=2Elisa#48948185)

LOL, guarantee she's a kamala voter who got her boosters multiple times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727772&forum_id=2Elisa#48948211)