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Date: May 29th, 2025 3:47 AM Author: Titillating Masturbator apparently you can dribble 3 times and cover 3/4 of the court now
https://x.com/hoopmixonly/status/1927760520695730233 |
Date: May 29th, 2025 3:50 AM Author: beady-eyed purple private investor I also saw at least 2 carries there as well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730925&forum_id=2Elisa#48969796) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 4:21 AM Author: Titillating Masturbator can’t understand anyone who watches this dogshit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730925&forum_id=2Elisa#48969810) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 6:34 AM Author: Naked resort idiot those have been ignored for what seems like forever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730925&forum_id=2Elisa#48969885) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 5:47 AM Author: provocative talking native foreskin There'll be a new golden age of sports when they teach AI how to call games and all the rules are finally enforced to the letter every time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730925&forum_id=2Elisa#48969855) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 6:51 AM Author: chartreuse feces hell sorry ur racisss and cant accept black excellence
Mickey McAllister @mcaliente21 · 17h It looks awful but it’s clean. Close call on the carry but he’s allowed as many steps as he wants in a dribble and then after the gather he gets a long pivot and another step. Optics are bad but it’s a basket. |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:28 AM Author: lime startling lay first isn't a carry unless his hand goes al the way underneath the ball. It didn't, so until he picks up his dribble, he can take as many steps as he wants.
He clearly took an extra step and traveled going for the layup.
More importantly, if you actually watch the NBA as opposed to cherry picked 5 second clips, you'd know the plays are far more athletic and skilled than they were in any prior era. How about we post pics of the average play from any random game in like 1984 and compare it to today. |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:30 AM Author: lime startling lay From the NBA Rulebook:
A player who is dribbling may not put any part of his hand under the ball and (1) carry it from one point to another or (2) bring it to a pause and then continue to dribble again.
EDIT: so even if his hand went under the ball during the dribble, he didn't carry the ball or bring it to a pause while his hand was under it. He clearly moves his hand to the side of the ball before changing directions.
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Date: May 29th, 2025 9:19 AM Author: Titillating Masturbator why am i not surprised that you’re an NBAcuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730925&forum_id=2Elisa#48970190) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 9:38 AM Author: Boyish knife his hand is completely under the ball at 4 seconds in. he literally carries the ball with his hand underneath for like 5 feet. lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730925&forum_id=2Elisa#48970281) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:30 AM Author: Clear goyim den Agreed on all counts. However, if this were the 70’s or 80’s they would have called a carry. Old highlights can look jarring with the players dribbling straight up and down and hand underneath or on the side of the ball. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730925&forum_id=2Elisa#48970661) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: stimulating emerald affirmative action set i grew up playing basketball in the playground in the 90s and kids would call carries on each other but i dont even remember it being called in the nba then even though it looked like players did it. was it just an 80s and before thing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730925&forum_id=2Elisa#48970831) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: lime startling lay I bet you call charges in pickup too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730925&forum_id=2Elisa#48970843) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: stimulating emerald affirmative action set i dont remember charges. kids would call defensive fouls on attempted layups though with "that's a hack!" in a kinda pubescent high pitched squeel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730925&forum_id=2Elisa#48970852) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 9:35 AM Author: hyperactive judgmental property fortuitous meteor Uh sweetie its called a gather step & you can take 8-12 of them afterward. Read the rules much? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730925&forum_id=2Elisa#48970262) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:15 AM Author: Titillating Masturbator don’t care if it’s allowed, NBA blows (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730925&forum_id=2Elisa#48970606) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM Author: Mauve insane range keepsake machete wtf team is that supposed to be? the heat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730925&forum_id=2Elisa#48970672) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:40 AM Author: Hairless son of senegal New NBA rules let players take unlimited steps while -catching the ball -in between dribbles -"gathering" the ball (to shoot, pass, or switch hands.. and keep dribbling) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:14 PM Author: beady-eyed purple private investor These new "rules" make players appear to be more "skilled" than they actually are compared to the 80s-00s players (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730925&forum_id=2Elisa#48970793) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:48 AM Author: charismatic twinkling sneaky criminal hand never goes under the basketball, he's just maximizing his hang dribble. gather + 2 steps after is legal.
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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: drab stage persian I don't care about this faggy "fundamentals" stuff just go watch college if you care so much
I want to see insane monkey gorilla niggers who are 30 feet tall doing wild under leg passes and crazy nigger dunks and trick shots |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: 180 school cafeteria striped hyena Better question: For a sport where the object is to shoot a ball into a basket, why were players in the 80s and 90s so objectively bad at shooting from outside the paint?
their FG% was abysmal outside of layups and hook shots from 3 ft away |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: beady-eyed purple private investor Seems to be about the same actually https://www.basketball-reference.com/leagues/NBA_stats_per_game.html |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:31 PM Author: 180 school cafeteria striped hyena FG% from midrange and 3pt shot is not the same as FG% from layups.
But look at 3pt shooting % in the 80s and 90s back when it was even closer to the net. |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:33 PM Author: beady-eyed purple private investor Probably because players couldn't travel and carry, while having to shoot over defenders who could hand check (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730925&forum_id=2Elisa#48970871) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Hairless son of senegal Look at Jordan footage from the 90s. He had no space to take a shot, had to weave through multiple defenders while getting hacked and dribbling every step to the paint, or had to do some ridiculous pump fake while fingering the ball one-handed, or literally invent a step back jumper move to get any separation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730925&forum_id=2Elisa#48970851) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: 180 school cafeteria striped hyena OH NO MAN DEFENSE, HOW WILL I EVER GET A BALL OFF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730925&forum_id=2Elisa#48970864) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:42 PM Author: charismatic twinkling sneaky criminal the training available + global talent pool + kids specializing in the sport earlier = today's players are overall more skilled.
a couple of weekends ago i had 4 nba range 3's shot over me. the shooter was a 2031 kid my son played against like 3yrs ago. going into 7th grade this kid already has nba range and a reliable, in-game pull up jumper; this is not uncommon.
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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: fighting orchestra pit giraffe There are multiple fouls by the standards that most xoers grew up playing with and watching
In modern nba travel/carry basically aren't called, some autist lawyers will go "ack-shully, the rules say xyz so it isn't illegal" but the real answer is the nba just doesn't give a shit about these fouls anymore |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: beady-eyed purple private investor And people wonder why NBA ratings are falling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730925&forum_id=2Elisa#48970840) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: 180 school cafeteria striped hyena There's some truth in this.
NBA does not want to disrupt the flow of the game with breaks every 10 seconds for ticks tack fouls. Watching teams trade buckets back and forth is a far more entertaining product than a free throw contest.
Look at how shitty the MLB product is these days with all the breaks and interruptions between pitches. Even the pitch clock doesn't help. Millennials and gen Z with their short attention spans have no tolerance for this bullshit |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: stimulating emerald affirmative action set "NBA does not want to disrupt the flow of the game with breaks every 10 seconds for ticks tack fouls."
Yet they've done nothing to improve the unwatchable nature of the last minute of games and have somehow actually made it worse with challenges and automatic review of out of bounds calls. |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:50 PM Author: crimson preventive strike blacks cheated so much (carrying, traveling, etc) that the NBA changed the game to suit them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730925&forum_id=2Elisa#48970915) |