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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
Glittery disgusting hairy legs pocket flask
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Yellow community account site
  06/03/25
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Big Abnormal Dysfunction
  06/04/25
...
saffron point toilet seat
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
hyperactive black pisswyrm
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
Glittery disgusting hairy legs pocket flask
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
beta excitant theater
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
bipolar carnelian set
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
Glittery disgusting hairy legs pocket flask
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
Adventurous University
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Naked irradiated french chef doctorate
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
Glittery disgusting hairy legs pocket flask
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Hairraiser Tattoo
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
aromatic swollen den
  06/03/25
obviously yes
Wonderful police squad
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
Comical Stag Film Voyeur
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
Flesh brethren
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
Navy mind-boggling stage useless brakes
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
Glittery disgusting hairy legs pocket flask
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
ocher laughsome incel parlor
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
Comical Stag Film Voyeur
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
Copper Queen Of The Night Church
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
Jet box office
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
big-titted free-loading kitchen corn cake
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
Adventurous University
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
olive church building athletic conference
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
big-titted free-loading kitchen corn cake
  06/04/25
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Big Abnormal Dysfunction
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Hairraiser Tattoo
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Concupiscible laser beams gas station
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
Copper Queen Of The Night Church
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
Glittery disgusting hairy legs pocket flask
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
Sinister burgundy school
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
mischievous talking brunch
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Glittery disgusting hairy legs pocket flask

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Yellow community account site

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Big Abnormal Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: saffron point toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: hyperactive black pisswyrm

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Glittery disgusting hairy legs pocket flask

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: beta excitant theater

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: bipolar carnelian set

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Glittery disgusting hairy legs pocket flask

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Adventurous University

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Naked irradiated french chef doctorate

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Glittery disgusting hairy legs pocket flask

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Hairraiser Tattoo

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: aromatic swollen den

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Wonderful police squad

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Comical Stag Film Voyeur

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Flesh brethren

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Navy mind-boggling stage useless brakes

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Glittery disgusting hairy legs pocket flask

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: ocher laughsome incel parlor

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Comical Stag Film Voyeur

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Copper Queen Of The Night Church

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Jet box office

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: big-titted free-loading kitchen corn cake

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Adventurous University

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: olive church building athletic conference

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: big-titted free-loading kitchen corn cake

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Big Abnormal Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Hairraiser Tattoo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Concupiscible laser beams gas station

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Copper Queen Of The Night Church

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Glittery disgusting hairy legs pocket flask

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Sinister burgundy school

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: mischievous talking brunch

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986845)