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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
Seedy bonkers hell double fault
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
diverse magenta jewess
  06/03/25
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dead striped hyena
  06/04/25
...
Mind-boggling lay wrinkle
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
Appetizing turquoise bawdyhouse ape
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
Seedy bonkers hell double fault
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
adventurous stage
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
Grizzly zombie-like senate dingle berry
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
Seedy bonkers hell double fault
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
pale bipolar hunting ground
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Galvanic canary point
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
Seedy bonkers hell double fault
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
glittery ratface black woman
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
Swollen Exciting Friendly Grandma Address
  06/03/25
obviously yes
stirring gas station
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
Rambunctious azure base
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
Demanding native volcanic crater
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
sadistic mexican
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
Seedy bonkers hell double fault
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
nighttime 180 school
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
Rambunctious azure base
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
frum low-t hairy legs menage
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
Talented Hilarious Becky Public Bath
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
Pearl site
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
pale bipolar hunting ground
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
buck-toothed faggotry associate
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
Pearl site
  06/04/25
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dead striped hyena
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
glittery ratface black woman
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
rebellious dog poop
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
frum low-t hairy legs menage
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
Seedy bonkers hell double fault
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
soul-stirring knife circlehead
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
stimulating sooty resort
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Seedy bonkers hell double fault

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: diverse magenta jewess

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: dead striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling lay wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Appetizing turquoise bawdyhouse ape

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Seedy bonkers hell double fault

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: adventurous stage

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Grizzly zombie-like senate dingle berry

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Seedy bonkers hell double fault

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: pale bipolar hunting ground

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Galvanic canary point

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Seedy bonkers hell double fault

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: glittery ratface black woman

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Swollen Exciting Friendly Grandma Address

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: stirring gas station

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Rambunctious azure base

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Demanding native volcanic crater

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: sadistic mexican

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Seedy bonkers hell double fault

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: nighttime 180 school

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Rambunctious azure base

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: frum low-t hairy legs menage

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Talented Hilarious Becky Public Bath

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Pearl site

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: pale bipolar hunting ground

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry associate

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Pearl site

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: dead striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: glittery ratface black woman

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: rebellious dog poop

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: frum low-t hairy legs menage

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Seedy bonkers hell double fault

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: soul-stirring knife circlehead

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: stimulating sooty resort

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986845)