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Why would Jeff Bezos marry Lauren Sánchez? Doesn't add up.
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Date: June 29th, 2025 7:14 PM Author: Out-of-control death wish yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059020) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:43 AM Author: canary thriller principal's office nibblets Caesar had his triumphs, his legions, his Cleopatra. Our emperors have their server farms, their orbital rockets, their...Sánchez. The rituals of power change, but the hollowness of the spectacle remains. Another monument to an empire that has already forgotten its purpose. This is fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49060363) |
Date: June 29th, 2025 7:28 PM Author: aphrodisiac legal warrant She turned his life around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059069) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 7:30 PM Author: Galvanic Field Windowlicker she’s alive girl and he’s dead inside (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059072) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:46 AM Author: painfully honest light gaming laptop potus this^this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059856) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 7:30 PM Author: internet-worthy national feces its a blackmail/humiliation ritual and he sold out cheap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059073) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: Rose Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059090) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Out-of-control death wish yarmulke Explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059107) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: Rose Rehab World is run by Satanists. Bezos was threatened to accept alive girl as his "wife" because she is a programmed MK Ultra sex robot who reports back to the Rothschilds and the other Satanists to keep Bezos under control (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059118) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: Out-of-control death wish yarmulke Threatened with what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059144) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:08 PM Author: Rose Rehab death (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059170) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:36 PM Author: internet-worthy national feces humiliation and ruination coming from every direction for whatever is left of his life like swarms of chinese drones. far too few people give trump credit for enduring this shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059240) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:19 AM Author: Cruel-hearted idea he suggested the west has already lost. you just refuse to see it. we all knows what happens when you win a war. the losers are paraded out and humiliated. losers are stripped naked and made to dance. leaders of losers are dragged out and publicly flogged and killed. you have seen this over and over in history. you see this when kids taunt and teabag their kills in CoD. you see this when soldiers violate and drag naked bodies around and post it online. you see this when the populace is raped and pillaged by victors. but for some reason the west cannot see that they have lost the war. the humiliation ritual is ongoing. your kids are mutilated. boys are made to dress up as girls and dance like jesters for the new kings. men are turned into women and women are told not to make any more babies. families are destroyed. monuments are torn down. flags are burned and the new victors are lionized while the old leaders like bezos are made to dance the humiliation ritual. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059945) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM Author: Out-of-control death wish yarmulke Made to by who and how (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49060221) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:34 PM Author: Beady-eyed transparent friendly grandma that’s what i think too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059237) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:08 PM Author: Buff Indirect Expression Gay Wizard She's his type (he's from Miami). Elites used her to break up his marriage so they could spend half his fortune on globalist causes by manipulating his ex-wife into "charitable donations". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059171) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: exhilarant fighting rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059249) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:58 AM Author: Blathering haunted graveyard den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059706) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:36 PM Author: fantasy-prone locus immigrant Rich guys in Miami marry much younger hotties. Miami is a city where most are foreigners from places where that's the norm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49060696) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:45 PM Author: Buff Indirect Expression Gay Wizard Yeah but he's still an American tech dork obviously. He only grew up and went to HS in Miami. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49060716) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:11 PM Author: Tripping filthy whorehouse pozpig i've been thinking about this too, too much really. I don't care about Bezos at all obviously, but just the mystery of it all. it would make a good episode of a detective show or something - "I need you to find out why this billionaire cuck is marrying a 55 year old single mom" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059174) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:41 PM Author: exhilarant fighting rigpig You could say the same for zuck, bill gates, musk, list goes on. Probably the only billionaire who did it right was Epstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059253) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:42 PM Author: internet-worthy national feces zuck and bill gates got married and had kids. try again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059255) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 9:07 PM Author: exhilarant fighting rigpig With ugly ASF women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059293) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: sepia nursing home https://x.com/123skely/status/1938692563575153101 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059929) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:10 AM Author: cordovan roast beef twinkling uncleanness Didn’t gates and zuck both get married or at least in very LTR before they were tech billionaires? Pretty sure that might play a role. Only exception maybe is zuck but he was in his worst phenotype when they got together. I can’t imagine that now that he’s in his scumbag mma phenotype he’s not cheating. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49060255) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM Author: fantasy-prone locus immigrant I think pretty much all of these guys cheat. IIRC, Bill Gates was constantly hanging out on Epstein's island, for example. Zuck is a super weird guy but I'm sure he has a fixer that sets it up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49060753) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:11 PM Author: Sticky brethren hospital Bezos is a well-meaning Ascended Nerd (Princeton engineer). He's probably never experienced the chemistry his new wife provides him before in his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059176) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 10:51 PM Author: pearl startled church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059460) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: saffron yapping chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49061408) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:12 PM Author: Diverse Dysfunction Psychic superior anglo culture (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059181) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:00 AM Author: big parlor black woman He’s Jewish and she’s Latina dumbass
I’m gonna start lumping in indians with you Koreans |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:33 PM Author: fishy shrine I kind of get it. Whatever she does it works. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059233) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: laughsome cowardly theatre main people For some inexplicable reason rich people LOVE to get married, celebs do it all the time, almost like the attention is somehow a driving factor, but I'm sure they are just much better at love (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059277) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 10:40 PM Author: lemon sneaky criminal My working theory is that Amazon getting as big and him getting as rich as he got by the mid/late 2010s put him in a public spotlight that made him feel like way more of a nerdy dweeb than he could handle. This is right when Amazon has to start making serious content investments in its streaming service and starts kicking the tires on buying a studio library, so he’s having to do all sorts of Hollywood publicity events and being discussed by the dumb people media a lot more often all of a sudden. When he starts trying to talk to MacKenzie “88 cocks and she kept her name” Scott all he got back was complaining about him being so selfish and not prioritizing her needs or the kids’ needs. This is right as their oldest is reaching adulthood and Bezos contemplates life with her and an empty nest and nopes the fuck out of there. But now he finds himself still a focus of public attention and still uncomfortable and along comes Alive Girl who has constructed her entire life and identity around understanding and feeling confident and successful at red carpet events and media hits where she is constantly interacting with actual famous people. And she’s a fitness nut and Jeff is insecure about his skinny fat physique (and ugly face and bald head and tiny dick, but the physique is easier to fix). He comes away from 6 months of long distance dating her feeling more secure and understood by his romantic interest. It’s gay and boring, but a lot of the pieces fit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059446) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 10:46 PM Author: self-absorbed casino kitty cat Tldr she enthusiastically does porn star shit with him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059454) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:54 AM Author: Galvanic Field Windowlicker namely she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059703) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 10:47 PM Author: Seedy Mother That's all well and good but he had plenty of time to use her to gain confidence and eventually bail on this succubus. You'd think he'd reappraise the situation before marrying her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059455) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 10:50 PM Author: stirring mentally impaired location You’re a gay jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059459) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:17 AM Author: flickering razzle laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059586) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 AM Author: Hilarious Flushed Fortuitous Meteor Marketing Idea Birdshits have lolzy taste in non birdshit women prob cause their own women are so horrific they will take anything from other races (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059715) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:47 AM Author: flirting national security agency Cons hate Bezos marrying Lauren Sanchez because it undermines their worldview (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059861) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: fishy shrine how are you this retarded and have the dumbest fucking takes on everything you retarded jewish pedophile? like are you actually a bot programmed to give the most idiotic opinion no matter what the subject is? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059896) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: Sienna appetizing garrison filthpig cr
asian pussy is what he should have started fucking
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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:38 PM Author: fantasy-prone locus immigrant 1) They're both obviously annoying people
2) I think the guys are all thinking "man, if I had that money" and then see him get together with this old annoying goblina and go "wtf" |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:03 AM Author: Dun dragon lay No need to over think this. Bezos grew up in Miami around mamacitas who looked like this hotdog lipped mud creature and jacked off to them for 7 years. They ignored him at best this whole time He finally landed one and shot his shot. She's getting billions even with a divorce. All she has to do is be a mudslut. Nothing more here |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: fishy shrine I actually think they like each other (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059902) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:06 AM Author: painfully honest light gaming laptop potus I too would like it if I had a Columbian suck queen at my beck and call (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059903) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:13 AM Author: fishy shrine they're both old and I doubt they even fuck that much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059927) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: Sienna appetizing garrison filthpig him, maybe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059930) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:25 AM Author: painfully honest light gaming laptop potus she looks like she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059959) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:39 AM Author: Passionate Double Fault With the amounts of tren, t, and trimix coursing through his veins I bet they fuck nonstop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059977) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Blathering haunted graveyard den lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059906) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:27 AM Author: brilliant point cr does no one believe in true love anymore? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49059964) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:17 AM Author: Aquamarine hyperactive place of business no, we're not gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49060292) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:27 AM Author: Sick Pistol House Agreement here. Nothing complicated is going on. They like each other, have been with each other for some time now, clearly have fun with each other, they have a chemistry between them, and that's all that matters.
What I take away from them as a couple is a pairing enjoying life to the fullest, enjoying having a lot of money, not being tiresomely moralistic and woke about it (like the ex Mrs. Bezos) and utterly relaxed with each other. Seems like a good way to spend your life.
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:13 AM Author: cordovan roast beef twinkling uncleanness Woman… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49060273) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:58 AM Author: flirting national security agency You guys are overlooking the fact that she’s a legit helicopter pilot, which is probably very attractive to a tech/space nerd like Bezos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49060020) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:00 AM Author: fishy shrine yes bezos is fucking her because she once flew a helicopter you retarded jewish pedophile and def not bc she's a red carpet approved bimbo with massive fake tits. jfc you have the dumbest fucking takes on literally everything. try to be less retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49060027) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:14 AM Author: cordovan roast beef twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49060276) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM Author: fantasy-prone locus immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49061401) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:00 AM Author: Sienna appetizing garrison filthpig Date: June 30th, 2025 9:58 AM Author: ''"'"''"''''"""'''
You guys are overlooking the fact that she’s a legit helicopter pilot, which is probably very attractive to a tech/space nerd like Bezos
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49060020) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:34 AM Author: Passionate Double Fault This is one of the most retarded things I’ve read in a while. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49060350) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: fantasy-prone locus immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49061403) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:40 AM Author: overrated marvelous stag film i must say i understand the dynamics (ultra wealthy ascended nerd getting mind blowing sex from a latina slut "fun" cumdumster) and still think it's mind-blowingly bizarre, probably peak cuck behavior, it's soooooooo insane (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49060359) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: razzle-dazzle costumed hall he could fuck a different hot young latina cum slut every day for the rest of his life, why marry this old freak? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49060735) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:12 PM Author: overrated marvelous stag film that's what's so crazy about this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49060824) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: fantasy-prone locus immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2Elisa#49061407) |