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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Bull headed kitty cat orchestra pit
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Sable Titillating Chapel
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
Bull headed kitty cat orchestra pit
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effete frozen chad persian
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bonkers impertinent locus
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
Arousing Snowy Whorehouse
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
Bull headed kitty cat orchestra pit
  07/26/25
At a bar
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Sable Titillating Chapel
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
blue love of her life
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
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  07/26/25
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Sable Titillating Chapel
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
blue love of her life
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
effete frozen chad persian
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Charismatic hilarious dysfunction legend
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Bull headed kitty cat orchestra pit
  07/27/25
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Mewling Big Community Account
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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  07/26/25
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effete frozen chad persian
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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Azure Underhanded Market Mad Cow Disease
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I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
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bright bearded death wish haunted graveyard
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
Diverse stage
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Azure Underhanded Market Mad Cow Disease
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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Sable Titillating Chapel
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Sable Titillating Chapel
  07/26/25
(who did it)
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effete frozen chad persian
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
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  07/26/25
which dad tp
Mustard hairraiser ratface
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
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  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Bull headed kitty cat orchestra pit

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Sable Titillating Chapel

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Bull headed kitty cat orchestra pit

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: effete frozen chad persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: bonkers impertinent locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Arousing Snowy Whorehouse

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Bull headed kitty cat orchestra pit

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Slap-happy principal's office

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: effete frozen chad persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Transparent kink-friendly gaming laptop indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Amethyst Beady-eyed Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Claret House Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz brilliant theatre round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: twisted drunken bbw mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: zippy boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Bull headed kitty cat orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: bright bearded death wish haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Azure Underhanded Market Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: hateful state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling coral alpha set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: domesticated step-uncle's house personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: flickering bisexual casino candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Purple feces ladyboy

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Sable Titillating Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: blue love of her life

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Bull headed kitty cat orchestra pit

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Sable Titillating Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: blue love of her life

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: effete frozen chad persian

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Charismatic hilarious dysfunction legend

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Bull headed kitty cat orchestra pit

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Mewling Big Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Flesh mental disorder hunting ground

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: effete frozen chad persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: canary sickened national incel

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Azure Underhanded Market Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: floppy useless brakes

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: bright bearded death wish haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Diverse stage

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Azure Underhanded Market Mad Cow Disease

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Bull headed kitty cat orchestra pit

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Sable Titillating Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Crawly blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Sable Titillating Chapel

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: odious electric furnace rehab

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: effete frozen chad persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: massive 180 cumskin

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Mustard hairraiser ratface

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: tripping burgundy theater stage hissy fit

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49134975)