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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
irradiated sick roommate reading party
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
chestnut greedy affirmative action corn cake
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
irradiated sick roommate reading party
  08/01/25
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Mind-boggling Honey-headed Pervert Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Crimson Gas Station
  08/02/25
rip
Razzle-dazzle Cuckoldry
  08/02/25
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chestnut greedy affirmative action corn cake
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Orange Dog Poop
  08/01/25
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Claret exciting tattoo theatre
  08/01/25
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irradiated sick roommate reading party
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
marvelous green university multi-billionaire
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
irradiated sick roommate reading party
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Alcoholic hairraiser national security agency legal warrant
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Swollen brethren
  08/01/25
yes
Alcoholic hairraiser national security agency legal warrant
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Alcoholic hairraiser national security agency legal warrant
  08/01/25
?
irradiated sick roommate reading party
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Swollen brethren
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Claret exciting tattoo theatre
  08/01/25
Sick
irradiated sick roommate reading party
  08/01/25
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Alcoholic hairraiser national security agency legal warrant
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
abusive fighting abode background story
  08/02/25
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appetizing coffee pot space
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Alcoholic hairraiser national security agency legal warrant
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Razzle-dazzle Cuckoldry
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
irradiated sick roommate reading party
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
abusive fighting abode background story
  08/02/25
Hdy
irradiated sick roommate reading party
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
adulterous silver regret
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Topaz Outnumbered Property Sex Offender
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
White Bonkers Pisswyrm Pit
  08/02/25
Titcr
Multi-colored Center
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
irradiated sick roommate reading party
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
White Bonkers Pisswyrm Pit
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
irradiated sick roommate reading party
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
purple rehab
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
White Bonkers Pisswyrm Pit
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
shimmering crawly internal respiration liquid oxygen
  08/02/25
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Turquoise frum foreskin locale
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
magenta stage yarmulke
  08/02/25
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violent learning disabled toaster forum
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Seedy splenetic crotch garrison
  08/02/25
?
irradiated sick roommate reading party
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
drab costumed death wish
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: irradiated sick roommate reading party

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: chestnut greedy affirmative action corn cake

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: irradiated sick roommate reading party

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Honey-headed Pervert Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Crimson Gas Station

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cuckoldry

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: chestnut greedy affirmative action corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Orange Dog Poop

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Claret exciting tattoo theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: irradiated sick roommate reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: marvelous green university multi-billionaire

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: irradiated sick roommate reading party

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Alcoholic hairraiser national security agency legal warrant

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Swollen brethren

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Alcoholic hairraiser national security agency legal warrant

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Alcoholic hairraiser national security agency legal warrant

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: irradiated sick roommate reading party

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Swollen brethren

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Claret exciting tattoo theatre

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: irradiated sick roommate reading party

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Alcoholic hairraiser national security agency legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: abusive fighting abode background story

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: appetizing coffee pot space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Alcoholic hairraiser national security agency legal warrant

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cuckoldry

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: irradiated sick roommate reading party

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: abusive fighting abode background story

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: irradiated sick roommate reading party

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: adulterous silver regret

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Topaz Outnumbered Property Sex Offender

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: White Bonkers Pisswyrm Pit

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Multi-colored Center

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: irradiated sick roommate reading party

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: White Bonkers Pisswyrm Pit

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: irradiated sick roommate reading party

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: purple rehab

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: White Bonkers Pisswyrm Pit

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: shimmering crawly internal respiration liquid oxygen

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Turquoise frum foreskin locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: magenta stage yarmulke

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: violent learning disabled toaster forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Seedy splenetic crotch garrison

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: irradiated sick roommate reading party

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: drab costumed death wish

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49151922)