\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

"I'm here for the pizza party," said the depressed lawyer

the hostess smiled and said "this way" lead him...
Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater
  04/15/16
is this supposed to be absurdist or surreal or whatever
Big-titted giraffe community account
  04/22/16
...
spectacular philosopher-king electric furnace
  07/15/17
whatever
brindle vigorous dragon
  12/19/17
...
Contagious Bonkers Knife
  03/07/18
it is a parody of this poast: http://www.xoxohth.com/thre...
territorial garnet theater
  08/14/18
sounds awesome
Sienna lay
  04/22/16
...
Vibrant cerise gas station
  06/29/20
Sounds like a Tim and Eric sketch.
spruce blathering range police squad
  07/20/20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itWBWEtJ6MA&ab_channel=A...
Free-loading Impressive Double Fault
  07/13/21
extremely disturbing video with only 250 views wow
motley chestnut point
  01/05/24
...
trip carnelian theater stage puppy
  03/26/22
the very fabric of our society crumbles as the 32-year-old l...
Wild Arrogant Idiot Principal's Office
  10/26/24
...
Yapping office
  04/15/16
God damn
Crimson vengeful hell
  04/15/16
...
Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater
  04/15/16
...
Big Carmine Ticket Booth Macaca
  04/15/16
A 32-year old IP litigator, with a sullen look on his bloate...
Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater
  04/15/16
this sounds fucking amazing compared to life as a real life ...
Mint location
  04/15/16
...
Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater
  04/15/16
...
flesh appetizing immigrant antidepressant drug
  04/16/16
...
Violent swashbuckling set
  04/16/16
...
Stirring ceo
  04/16/16
...
Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate
  04/16/16
...
Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate
  12/13/16
...
Translucent Hideous Kitty Cat Clown
  07/18/18
...
Bearded Sound Barrier
  03/24/26
...
provocative buck-toothed dilemma
  04/15/16
taking time away from his 37 year old match.com wife
violent regret foreskin
  04/15/16
32 and 37 are both young and law is ea$y
wonderful whorehouse pervert
  04/15/16
...
scarlet crackhouse
  04/15/16
...
violent regret foreskin
  04/15/16
...
Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate
  04/15/16
...
drunken supple state blood rage
  04/15/16
...
cruel-hearted aphrodisiac theatre
  04/15/16
...
Violent swashbuckling set
  04/16/16
...
Bisexual meetinghouse travel guidebook
  04/16/16
...
Stirring ceo
  04/16/16
...
rebellious exhilarant corner background story
  04/16/16
...
Drab Pit Filthpig
  04/21/16
...
Claret greedy stage boiling water
  04/29/16
...
bipolar soggy faggotry
  06/13/16
...
geriatric white quadroon
  12/13/16
...
Topaz Fanboi
  12/13/16
...
flatulent people who are hurt native
  12/13/16
...
elite area
  12/13/16
...
khaki up-to-no-good box office
  12/17/16
...
demanding mustard cumskin elastic band
  09/23/17
...
Drab Pit Filthpig
  12/19/17
...
Well-lubricated Home
  01/09/18
...
scarlet crackhouse
  05/24/19
...
Vermilion parlor
  05/24/19
...
slate business firm
  07/13/21
...
doobsian site
  07/13/21
...
gay comical garrison brethren
  03/27/22
...
Wild Arrogant Idiot Principal's Office
  06/09/23
...
laughsome impertinent corn cake
  09/21/25
...
scarlet crackhouse
  09/21/25
...
judgmental abode
  09/25/25
...
drunken supple state blood rage
  04/15/16
*the party clown is halford*
bipolar soggy faggotry
  04/15/16
http://i.imgur.com/b1Ymn.gif
Yellow library gay wizard
  04/16/16
...
bipolar soggy faggotry
  04/16/16
...
Adulterous 180 potus
  04/16/16
...
Adulterous 180 potus
  07/15/17
...
arousing indian lodge
  07/15/17
PLZ LINK TO FULL VID
Drab Pit Filthpig
  12/19/17
https://www.xvideos.com/video10631175/daddy_was_a_clown
flatulent people who are hurt native
  01/28/18
I waited 3 years for this link...and it's fukgind deleted.
Drab Pit Filthpig
  06/29/20
https://spankbang.com/t417/video/kelly+s+dad+is+her+clown+su...
Free-loading Impressive Double Fault
  07/13/21
...
ruby factory reset button
  04/09/18
...
Rambunctious floppy multi-billionaire candlestick maker
  07/18/18
http://cdn1.feedyourneedtoread.com/app/uploads/2015/06/john-...
Soul-stirring Magenta Karate Striped Hyena
  04/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVka5T5hC88
Sooty chapel gunner
  04/16/16
looks like he's on the loose
Soul-stirring Magenta Karate Striped Hyena
  10/08/16
Haha underappreciated thread.
Cerebral market
  04/15/16
...
Well-lubricated Home
  04/15/16
This sounds amazing. Can I come
Fragrant Ladyboy
  04/15/16
sounds like fun times to me
Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate
  04/15/16
...
Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater
  04/15/16
instant classic?
confused institution
  04/15/16
bboom popping in to comment may elevate it to that yes
drunken supple state blood rage
  04/15/16
...
cruel-hearted aphrodisiac theatre
  04/15/16
...
scarlet crackhouse
  04/16/16
...
Contagious Bonkers Knife
  03/07/18
...
hairraiser main people
  04/15/16
...
House-broken hyperactive kitchen
  04/15/16
...
out-of-control razzle-dazzle shrine national security agency
  04/15/16
...
Flirting Temple
  04/15/16
...
Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater
  04/15/16
here come the pizzas http://www.pizzahut-tt.com/wp-conten...
Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater
  04/15/16
...
Gaped Water Buffalo Coldplay Fan
  03/24/26
...
Effete wagecucks dingle berry
  04/15/16
A sixth year associate at the end of the table is getting in...
Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater
  04/15/16
...
beady-eyed flushed den gaming laptop
  04/16/16
...
Adulterous 180 potus
  04/16/16
"Show me where it says that on the coupon. I -- relax, ...
misanthropic resort headpube
  04/22/16
...
heady goyim plaza
  04/22/16
...
Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater
  04/28/16
this is my favorite post itt
heady goyim plaza
  12/13/16
...
territorial garnet theater
  02/28/19
...
Adventurous sex offender
  08/12/19
...
peach unhinged trailer park fortuitous meteor
  11/03/19
One of my favorite xo posts
peach unhinged trailer park fortuitous meteor
  02/20/21
...
hateful dog poop orchestra pit
  07/13/21
...
Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate
  12/13/16
...
peach unhinged trailer park fortuitous meteor
  12/17/16
...
fantasy-prone fear-inspiring lettuce
  12/17/16
...
pearly exciting incel private investor
  11/02/17
...
Translucent Hideous Kitty Cat Clown
  11/02/17
...
hairraiser main people
  11/04/17
...
filthy forum marketing idea
  01/09/18
...
Well-lubricated Home
  01/09/18
...
Wine mediation trust fund
  01/28/18
...
tripping deer antler hospital
  01/28/18
...
Aromatic Cruise Ship
  02/27/18
...
brindle vigorous dragon
  04/09/18
180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000...
Frum piazza newt
  04/09/18
...
Translucent Hideous Kitty Cat Clown
  05/08/18
...
Glittery silver spot
  05/10/18
...
brindle vigorous dragon
  07/18/18
...
hateful dog poop orchestra pit
  08/14/18
...
orchid organic girlfriend
  08/14/18
lol
territorial garnet theater
  08/15/18
...
thriller ultramarine tanning salon son of senegal
  08/15/18
...
brindle vigorous dragon
  08/15/18
ho lee fuk
Mauve titillating locale associate
  11/03/19
...
razzmatazz weed whacker church building
  06/22/20
...
peach unhinged trailer park fortuitous meteor
  06/22/20
...
dull field
  10/21/20
...
peach unhinged trailer park fortuitous meteor
  11/25/20
...
Sooty chapel gunner
  06/04/21
...
Charismatic Cuckoldry
  03/26/22
...
Wild Arrogant Idiot Principal's Office
  03/27/22
...
Milky racy stock car
  01/31/23
...
pearly exciting incel private investor
  09/21/24
...
laughsome impertinent corn cake
  01/04/25
...
laughsome impertinent corn cake
  09/21/25
...
citrine public bath
  09/25/25
...
Bearded Sound Barrier
  03/24/26
The HR muffin who organized this "team building event&q...
slippery stimulating heaven trump supporter
  05/30/18
...
trip carnelian theater stage puppy
  03/26/22
...
passionate alcoholic church
  04/16/16
...
Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater
  04/16/16
once the pizza has been eaten, it was time to celebrate the ...
Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater
  04/16/16
...
godawful degenerate address
  04/22/16
The scene gets awkward when Julian throws a fit after his pa...
heady goyim plaza
  04/22/16
...
Sienna lay
  10/08/16
Underrated
hairraiser main people
  04/08/17
...
hairraiser main people
  10/10/17
JFC
Mauve titillating locale associate
  08/15/18
...
godawful degenerate address
  05/24/19
The birthday celebration is interrupted by a beep "W...
Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater
  04/16/16
...
hairraiser main people
  04/16/16
...
Curious sepia stead
  04/16/16
...
Diverse skinny woman feces
  04/16/16
...
Pearl pungent sanctuary mother
  04/16/16
...
Milky racy stock car
  04/16/16
...
Drab Pit Filthpig
  04/21/16
...
godawful degenerate address
  04/22/16
...
misanthropic resort headpube
  04/22/16
...
Drab Pit Filthpig
  04/22/16
...
bipolar soggy faggotry
  04/22/16
...
sexy bearded famous landscape painting hairy legs
  04/22/16
...
Thirsty coffee pot
  04/22/16
...
Thirsty coffee pot
  07/13/16
...
Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate
  12/13/16
...
Sinister irradiated jap nursing home
  12/17/16
...
galvanic henna ratface
  01/28/18
...
peach unhinged trailer park fortuitous meteor
  01/28/18
...
Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate
  02/27/18
...
Rambunctious floppy multi-billionaire candlestick maker
  07/18/18
...
shivering parlour cuckold
  02/17/19
...
peach unhinged trailer park fortuitous meteor
  06/22/20
...
Milky racy stock car
  02/20/21
...
trip carnelian theater stage puppy
  03/26/22
...
gay comical garrison brethren
  04/20/23
...
laughsome impertinent corn cake
  01/04/25
...
laughsome impertinent corn cake
  09/21/25
...
Bearded Sound Barrier
  03/24/26
...
tripping deer antler hospital
  04/16/16
okay this is pretty much the peak of xo craft, we can shut t...
razzle underhanded menage tattoo
  04/16/16
...
Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater
  04/16/16
...
Stirring ceo
  04/16/16
no u
Pearl pungent sanctuary mother
  04/16/16
yeah im not sure if you're aware but halford cut a PROMO for...
godawful degenerate address
  04/22/16
...
self-absorbed lodge dopamine
  04/16/16
180
Pearl pungent sanctuary mother
  04/16/16
...
Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater
  04/16/16
a first year just started crying because he's afraid of clow...
Curious sepia stead
  04/16/16
...
Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater
  04/16/16
180
bipolar soggy faggotry
  04/21/16
On second thought this is so vivid it almost makes me feel b...
bipolar soggy faggotry
  04/22/16
...
sexy bearded famous landscape painting hairy legs
  04/22/16
...
hilarious nibblets
  10/10/17
...
arousing indian lodge
  03/02/19
...
Vibrant cerise gas station
  06/29/20
...
laughsome impertinent corn cake
  09/21/25
...
Salmon Center
  04/16/16
...
Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater
  04/18/16
...
bipolar soggy faggotry
  04/19/16
...
bipolar soggy faggotry
  04/21/16
1 of the partners just came to pick up his associate but the...
Curious sepia stead
  04/22/16
Uh oh this is about to be a scene
bipolar soggy faggotry
  04/22/16
...
Bearded Sound Barrier
  03/24/26
"So sorry, Shabbos in an hour," one whined as he s...
Balding fuchsia keepsake machete station
  04/22/16
the orthodox associate starts crying because his special kos...
Curious sepia stead
  04/22/16
...
Mauve titillating locale associate
  11/03/19
The summer associates roll in together and sit at their own ...
Claret greedy stage boiling water
  04/28/16
...
Wine mediation trust fund
  01/28/18
...
Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate
  02/27/18
...
khaki up-to-no-good box office
  04/29/16
...
Balding fuchsia keepsake machete station
  05/02/16
...
concupiscible pea-brained generalized bond
  05/07/16
...
bipolar soggy faggotry
  05/22/16
What??
histrionic copper round eye rigor
  05/22/16
...
Curious sepia stead
  06/13/16
...
bipolar soggy faggotry
  07/13/16
Lost it at party clown
violent regret foreskin
  07/13/16
...
razzle underhanded menage tattoo
  10/05/16
...
Bateful Stage
  11/29/16
...
godawful degenerate address
  12/13/16
...
startled personal credit line
  12/13/16
...
elite area
  12/13/16
...
Topaz Fanboi
  12/13/16
This is one of my favorite threads.
Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate
  12/13/16
and to think this was from a pre-#PizzaGate world
embarrassed to the bone hissy fit space
  12/13/16
...
Boyish slimy telephone school
  12/13/16
...
Lascivious shaky national
  12/13/16
...
drunken supple state blood rage
  04/08/17
...
hateful dog poop orchestra pit
  08/12/19
...
godawful degenerate address
  04/08/17
...
Glittery silver spot
  07/15/17
...
Flickering school cafeteria
  07/15/17
...
Marvelous maroon casino
  09/23/17
...
Translucent Hideous Kitty Cat Clown
  10/10/17
where's the weeping associate saying "I've never been s...
Adventurous sex offender
  10/10/17
That's another thread about college girls going on pretend d...
crusty brunch becky
  08/15/18
...
Adventurous sex offender
  02/28/19
...
Translucent Hideous Kitty Cat Clown
  11/02/17
...
Marvelous maroon casino
  12/19/17
holy fuck
fighting mind-boggling hall
  12/19/17
...
Marvelous maroon casino
  01/28/18
I read the OP every time this thread is bumped.
tripping deer antler hospital
  01/28/18
*gives you a flower* by flower i mean SSRI
odious senate
  01/28/18
...
Talented Property Black Woman
  01/28/18
...
Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate
  02/27/18
...
Effete wagecucks dingle berry
  02/27/18
...
laughsome impertinent corn cake
  03/07/18
holds up well.
fighting mind-boggling hall
  03/07/18
Still holding up.
fighting mind-boggling hall
  04/09/18
...
Charismatic Cuckoldry
  04/09/18
This is still the peak of XO. Or possibly the "got a li...
razzle underhanded menage tattoo
  05/12/18
...
Mauve titillating locale associate
  11/03/19
...
Effete wagecucks dingle berry
  05/12/18
...
Yellow library gay wizard
  05/30/18
...
Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate
  05/30/18
...
Thirsty coffee pot
  05/30/18
...
Balding fuchsia keepsake machete station
  05/31/18
The Mona Lisa of threads.
fighting mind-boggling hall
  07/18/18
Such a good thread
Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate
  08/14/18
...
Topaz Fanboi
  08/15/18
...
Purple bespoke juggernaut
  08/16/18
Never knew this was a krampus original.
Adventurous sex offender
  02/01/19
...
Rose Excitant Boistinker Stag Film
  02/17/19
...
Cracking Step-uncle's House
  02/23/19
...
Rose Excitant Boistinker Stag Film
  03/02/19
...
dead cyan house persian
  03/02/19
this thread takes on a new sinister air in the post-spacepor...
metal multi-colored nowag
  05/24/19
The party clown is Spaceporn, decked out in an "IT"...
jet-lagged rehab
  05/24/19
...
metal multi-colored nowag
  05/24/19
...
Burgundy vivacious locus roommate
  06/08/19
...
godawful degenerate address
  05/24/19
...
Shimmering bossy genital piercing base
  05/24/19
...
Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate
  06/08/19
Jesus some great posts itt
peach unhinged trailer park fortuitous meteor
  06/08/19
Agent Jenkins furiously taking notes
Adventurous sex offender
  06/09/19
...
territorial garnet theater
  08/12/19
The nasally voice saying "This is Pizza Hut Los Angeles...
fighting mind-boggling hall
  08/12/19
...
violet high-end voyeur
  09/07/19
...
Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate
  10/31/19
...
laughsome impertinent corn cake
  11/03/19
...
ocher angry university faggot firefighter
  11/03/19
...
Marvelous maroon casino
  02/26/20
...
french rigpig
  03/12/20
"I'm sorry sir, social distancing policy means you'll h...
Balding fuchsia keepsake machete station
  03/18/20
...
Dashing aqua gaping athletic conference
  06/22/20
...
razzle underhanded menage tattoo
  06/29/20
...
patrolman
  07/20/20
I think about this thread probably once a month lol
Milky racy stock car
  11/06/20
...
Rose Excitant Boistinker Stag Film
  12/15/20
...
Balding fuchsia keepsake machete station
  12/18/20
...
judgmental abode
  01/25/21
I still IRL lol when I think of "This is Pizza Hut Los ...
fighting mind-boggling hall
  03/22/21
...
fighting mind-boggling hall
  06/29/21
as you should
Bearded Sound Barrier
  03/24/26
...
peach unhinged trailer park fortuitous meteor
  05/06/21
...
Wild Arrogant Idiot Principal's Office
  06/04/21
...
mentally impaired therapy
  08/03/21
...
zippy cuck
  08/12/21
CSLG BUMP
Mauve titillating locale associate
  08/12/21
...
fighting mind-boggling hall
  08/12/21
...
Mauve titillating locale associate
  08/13/21
...
judgmental abode
  11/03/21
...
Wild Arrogant Idiot Principal's Office
  11/30/21
...
cordovan cowardly hominid
  12/18/21
...
light fluffy
  02/17/22
...
gay comical garrison brethren
  02/17/22
...
cream
  02/17/22
...
Brass azn
  03/26/22
*prints this thread and mails it to the National Archives fo...
mentally impaired therapy
  03/26/22
...
gay comical garrison brethren
  03/26/22
...
Topaz Fanboi
  03/27/22
...
cordovan cowardly hominid
  01/31/23
...
insane mad cow disease
  02/20/23
...
dull field
  05/03/23
...
fiercely-loyal kink-friendly
  01/05/24
...
laughsome impertinent corn cake
  06/15/24
...
Rose Excitant Boistinker Stag Film
  08/25/24
...
haunting affirmative action
  09/20/24
...
tripping deer antler hospital
  09/20/24
...
pearly exciting incel private investor
  10/26/24
...
gay comical garrison brethren
  10/26/24
...
Balding fuchsia keepsake machete station
  11/27/24
https://www.wsj.com/finance/banking/banking-culture-robert-w...
Balding fuchsia keepsake machete station
  05/02/25
...
Guy Debord
  04/23/26
...
Juan Eighty
  04/23/26
...
laughsome impertinent corn cake
  08/03/25
tp
gay comical garrison brethren
  08/03/25
...
Opaque
  09/21/25
...
Opaque
  09/26/25
...
violet high-end voyeur
  09/26/25
...
lfo
  04/23/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater

the hostess smiled and said "this way"

lead him to the Pizza Hut's private party, room, where there were already a dozen balding, early 30-something men in dark grey suits, enjoying soda from giant red cups

"we'll be taking your pizza orders shortly. the party clown you hired will be here in half an hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30282982)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:21 PM
Author: Big-titted giraffe community account

is this supposed to be absurdist or surreal or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30326611)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: spectacular philosopher-king electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#33781606)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: brindle vigorous dragon

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34956397)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 7th, 2018 9:52 AM
Author: Contagious Bonkers Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35552680)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: territorial garnet theater

it is a parody of this poast:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2678071&mc=158&forum_id=2#26353942

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36617280)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 4:48 PM
Author: Sienna lay

sounds awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30327220)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 29th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: Vibrant cerise gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#40517856)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 20th, 2020 5:06 PM
Author: spruce blathering range police squad

Sounds like a Tim and Eric sketch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#40635975)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 13th, 2021 9:57 AM
Author: Free-loading Impressive Double Fault

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itWBWEtJ6MA&ab_channel=AhmedKassem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42773784)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 5th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: motley chestnut point

extremely disturbing video with only 250 views

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#47253342)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 26th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: trip carnelian theater stage puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#44222447)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2024 9:37 PM
Author: Wild Arrogant Idiot Principal's Office

the very fabric of our society crumbles as the 32-year-old litigator finds solace in a personal pan pizza, trapped in a whirlpool of existential dread and a clown's forced laughter. yet here we sit, sipping soda from giant red cups, as the mahchine spins on, observing our folly. are we the jesters in this charade, or is the true jest the law itself? 🍕

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#48244773)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: Yapping office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30282986)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: Crimson vengeful hell

God damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30282990)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:10 PM
Author: Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283017)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:12 PM
Author: Big Carmine Ticket Booth Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283024)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater

A 32-year old IP litigator, with a sullen look on his bloated face, walks up to the cashier, asks to get a $10 bill broken into quarters

then he heads over to the arcade machines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283046)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 11:42 PM
Author: Mint location

this sounds fucking amazing compared to life as a real life 32yo ip litigator

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283903)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283945)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: flesh appetizing immigrant antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30284450)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Violent swashbuckling set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30285239)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 12:50 PM
Author: Stirring ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30285880)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 6:42 PM
Author: Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30287365)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32133656)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 18th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Translucent Hideous Kitty Cat Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36451085)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: Bearded Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49765767)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: provocative buck-toothed dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283050)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: violent regret foreskin

taking time away from his 37 year old match.com wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283082)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: wonderful whorehouse pervert

32 and 37 are both young and law is ea$y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283129)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: scarlet crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283192)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: violent regret foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283223)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283244)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 11:44 PM
Author: drunken supple state blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283907)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: cruel-hearted aphrodisiac theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283922)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 9:35 AM
Author: Violent swashbuckling set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30285238)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Bisexual meetinghouse travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30285254)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 12:51 PM
Author: Stirring ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30285882)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: rebellious exhilarant corner background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30287369)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 21st, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: Drab Pit Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30319259)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Claret greedy stage boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30374170)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: bipolar soggy faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30695795)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: geriatric white quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32133658)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Topaz Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32133675)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: flatulent people who are hurt native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32133676)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: elite area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32133694)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2016 10:18 AM
Author: khaki up-to-no-good box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32164001)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 23rd, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: demanding mustard cumskin elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34274145)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: Drab Pit Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34956392)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 9th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35117151)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: scarlet crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38285435)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2019 8:27 PM
Author: Vermilion parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38285769)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 13th, 2021 9:50 AM
Author: slate business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42773759)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 13th, 2021 10:00 AM
Author: doobsian site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42773808)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 27th, 2022 9:46 PM
Author: gay comical garrison brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#44229481)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 9th, 2023 12:46 PM
Author: Wild Arrogant Idiot Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#46408077)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: laughsome impertinent corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49288572)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: scarlet crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49288595)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: judgmental abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49302130)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: drunken supple state blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283131)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: bipolar soggy faggotry

*the party clown is halford*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283150)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 1:48 AM
Author: Yellow library gay wizard

http://i.imgur.com/b1Ymn.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30284447)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 4:12 AM
Author: bipolar soggy faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30284801)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: Adulterous 180 potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30286821)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Adulterous 180 potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#33781651)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: arousing indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#33781781)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: Drab Pit Filthpig

PLZ LINK TO FULL VID

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34956395)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: flatulent people who are hurt native

https://www.xvideos.com/video10631175/daddy_was_a_clown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35259748)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 29th, 2020 6:46 PM
Author: Drab Pit Filthpig

I waited 3 years for this link...and it's fukgind deleted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#40517819)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 13th, 2021 10:11 AM
Author: Free-loading Impressive Double Fault

https://spankbang.com/t417/video/kelly+s+dad+is+her+clown+surprize

i also found this while searching for that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itWBWEtJ6MA&ab_channel=AhmedKassem



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42773853)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: ruby factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35797657)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 18th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: Rambunctious floppy multi-billionaire candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36451114)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 4:29 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Magenta Karate Striped Hyena

http://cdn1.feedyourneedtoread.com/app/uploads/2015/06/john-wayne-gacy-killer-clown.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30284823)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Sooty chapel gunner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVka5T5hC88

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30286416)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Magenta Karate Striped Hyena

looks like he's on the loose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#31586846)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Cerebral market

Haha underappreciated thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283169)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283180)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Fragrant Ladyboy

This sounds amazing. Can I come

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283184)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate

sounds like fun times to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283201)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:45 PM
Author: Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283320)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: confused institution

instant classic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283342)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 11:44 PM
Author: drunken supple state blood rage

bboom popping in to comment may elevate it to that yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283909)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: cruel-hearted aphrodisiac theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283923)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 3:28 PM
Author: scarlet crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30286509)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 7th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Contagious Bonkers Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35552688)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: hairraiser main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283589)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: House-broken hyperactive kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283592)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: out-of-control razzle-dazzle shrine national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283736)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Flirting Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283739)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283762)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater

here come the pizzas

http://www.pizzahut-tt.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/pizza-hut-trinidad-and-tobago-pepperoni-lovers-pizza.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283809)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Gaped Water Buffalo Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49765745)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Effete wagecucks dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283811)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater

A sixth year associate at the end of the table is getting into an argument with the waitress. He is trying to use a coupon for 1 free personal pan pizza that he got for perfect attendance at BIGLAW. She is telling him that it cannot be used at a private party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283852)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 1:35 AM
Author: beady-eyed flushed den gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30284396)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: Adulterous 180 potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30286824)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: misanthropic resort headpube

"Show me where it says that on the coupon. I -- relax, Bob, I'm fine. It's fine, we're just having a conversation -- Show me where it says that on the coupon, that it isn't good under these circumstances. Show me where."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30326291)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: heady goyim plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30326687)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30366984)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: heady goyim plaza

this is my favorite post itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32133649)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 28th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: territorial garnet theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#37858017)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2019 8:22 PM
Author: Adventurous sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38677247)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2019 11:57 AM
Author: peach unhinged trailer park fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#39065080)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 20th, 2021 4:03 PM
Author: peach unhinged trailer park fortuitous meteor

One of my favorite xo posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#41980565)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 13th, 2021 10:04 AM
Author: hateful dog poop orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42773827)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32133682)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2016 10:16 AM
Author: peach unhinged trailer park fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32163982)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2016 10:17 AM
Author: fantasy-prone fear-inspiring lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32163990)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:01 PM
Author: pearly exciting incel private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34588158)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:03 PM
Author: Translucent Hideous Kitty Cat Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34588175)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: hairraiser main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34605677)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 9th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: filthy forum marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35117142)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 9th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35117150)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Wine mediation trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35259654)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: tripping deer antler hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35259776)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 27th, 2018 8:25 AM
Author: Aromatic Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35497139)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: brindle vigorous dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35797664)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: Frum piazza newt

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35797743)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Translucent Hideous Kitty Cat Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36008755)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Glittery silver spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36021813)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 18th, 2018 10:09 AM
Author: brindle vigorous dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36451089)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: hateful dog poop orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36617265)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2018 6:52 PM
Author: orchid organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36617272)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: territorial garnet theater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36620801)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: thriller ultramarine tanning salon son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36622108)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: brindle vigorous dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36622112)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2019 11:53 AM
Author: Mauve titillating locale associate

ho lee fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#39065068)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz weed whacker church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#40473584)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: peach unhinged trailer park fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#40473659)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 21st, 2020 1:47 PM
Author: dull field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#41156941)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2020 5:05 PM
Author: peach unhinged trailer park fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#41436579)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 4th, 2021 5:50 PM
Author: Sooty chapel gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42575219)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 26th, 2022 2:40 PM
Author: Charismatic Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#44222346)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 27th, 2022 9:46 PM
Author: Wild Arrogant Idiot Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#44229478)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2023 11:13 AM
Author: Milky racy stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#45867024)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: pearly exciting incel private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#48117142)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: laughsome impertinent corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#48517435)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: laughsome impertinent corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49288574)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: citrine public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49302140)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: Bearded Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49765768)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2018 6:05 AM
Author: slippery stimulating heaven trump supporter

The HR muffin who organized this "team building event" chirps in, gently chastising the associate for violating firm social interaction policy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36150289)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 26th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: trip carnelian theater stage puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#44222453)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 1:31 AM
Author: passionate alcoholic church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30284383)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 9:34 AM
Author: Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30285237)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater

once the pizza has been eaten, it was time to celebrate the reason they were all here - Julian's 33rd birthday!

Julian's elderly parents walk into the private party room, carrying in their jittery hands a giant Costco cake with 33 candles on it. Julian is wearing a festive light green tie that matches his conical party hat. they ask him to make a wish and he blows out all 33 candles on just two tries.

his father starts cutting the cake and passing it out. his parents. his mother starts chatting with the clown, bragging that her son has just been promoted to Of Counsel. "That means they won't fire him right away", she boasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30285369)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: godawful degenerate address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30326253)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: heady goyim plaza

The scene gets awkward when Julian throws a fit after his partner tells him he was to let the other associates there touch and hold the deal toys he received as presents. The partner has to lead him to the hallway by the bathrooms and give him a stern talking to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30326741)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2016 9:50 AM
Author: Sienna lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#31586966)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: hairraiser main people

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#33025870)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: hairraiser main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34407886)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Mauve titillating locale associate

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36622151)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2019 7:45 PM
Author: godawful degenerate address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38285554)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater

The birthday celebration is interrupted by a beep

"Who just joined?", blurted out half the people in the room in unison, as by instinct

"This is Pizza Hut Los Angeles," a nasal voice said. "We're just getting started here."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30285453)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: hairraiser main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30286422)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Curious sepia stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30286501)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: Diverse skinny woman feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30286926)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 4:54 PM
Author: Pearl pungent sanctuary mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30286945)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Milky racy stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30287962)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 21st, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: Drab Pit Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30319263)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: godawful degenerate address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30326256)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: misanthropic resort headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30326297)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Drab Pit Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30326305)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: bipolar soggy faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30326308)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: sexy bearded famous landscape painting hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30326605)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:21 PM
Author: Thirsty coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30326610)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 13th, 2016 12:23 AM
Author: Thirsty coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30914898)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32133655)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2016 10:13 AM
Author: Sinister irradiated jap nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32163958)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: galvanic henna ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35259637)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: peach unhinged trailer park fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35259759)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 27th, 2018 9:07 AM
Author: Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35497250)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 18th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: Rambunctious floppy multi-billionaire candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36451117)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 17th, 2019 3:07 AM
Author: shivering parlour cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#37795485)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: peach unhinged trailer park fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#40473664)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 20th, 2021 4:16 PM
Author: Milky racy stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#41980609)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 26th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: trip carnelian theater stage puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#44222460)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2023 4:52 PM
Author: gay comical garrison brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#46211304)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: laughsome impertinent corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#48517438)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: laughsome impertinent corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49288575)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Bearded Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49765772)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: tripping deer antler hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30285460)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: razzle underhanded menage tattoo

okay this is pretty much the peak of xo craft, we can shut the website down now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30285499)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 12:50 PM
Author: Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30285875)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 12:51 PM
Author: Stirring ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30285883)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 4:54 PM
Author: Pearl pungent sanctuary mother

no u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30286947)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: godawful degenerate address

yeah im not sure if you're aware but halford cut a PROMO for POUNDER'S

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30326258)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: self-absorbed lodge dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30286388)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 4:54 PM
Author: Pearl pungent sanctuary mother

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30286950)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 6:03 PM
Author: Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30287199)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Curious sepia stead

a first year just started crying because he's afraid of clowns



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30287403)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 8:35 PM
Author: Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30287933)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 21st, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: bipolar soggy faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30319253)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: bipolar soggy faggotry

On second thought this is so vivid it almost makes me feel bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30326179)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: sexy bearded famous landscape painting hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30326607)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: hilarious nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34407822)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2019 4:20 AM
Author: arousing indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#37866623)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 29th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: Vibrant cerise gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#40517862)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: laughsome impertinent corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49288576)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: Salmon Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30287936)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Green Electric Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30295208)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 19th, 2016 9:50 AM
Author: bipolar soggy faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30302960)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 21st, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: bipolar soggy faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30319246)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Curious sepia stead

1 of the partners just came to pick up his associate but the associate is having too much fun in the ball pit and doesn't want to leave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30326601)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: bipolar soggy faggotry

Uh oh this is about to be a scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30326604)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Bearded Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49765774)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:27 PM
Author: Balding fuchsia keepsake machete station

"So sorry, Shabbos in an hour," one whined as he shoved the last remnants of a stuffed crust into his mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30326664)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Curious sepia stead

the orthodox associate starts crying because his special kosher plate hasn't been delivered yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30326684)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2019 11:54 AM
Author: Mauve titillating locale associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#39065072)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: Claret greedy stage boiling water

The summer associates roll in together and sit at their own table, except for the one 34-y.o. nontrad who sits down with a few of the non-rainmaker partners who do tax and environmental stuff. After the first wave of pizza is gone, the gregarious but paunchy fourth year guy joins the summers so he can flirt with the good looking one, oblivious to the fact that he's making her feel uncomfortable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30367401)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: Wine mediation trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35259662)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 27th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35497254)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: khaki up-to-no-good box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30376725)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 2nd, 2016 1:32 PM
Author: Balding fuchsia keepsake machete station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30390560)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 7th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: concupiscible pea-brained generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30426509)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: bipolar soggy faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30531482)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: histrionic copper round eye rigor

What??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30531544)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: Curious sepia stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30695547)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 13th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: bipolar soggy faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30914811)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 13th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: violent regret foreskin

Lost it at party clown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30915157)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 5th, 2016 7:14 PM
Author: razzle underhanded menage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#31566771)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 29th, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Bateful Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32019519)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: godawful degenerate address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32133627)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: startled personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32133648)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: elite area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32133651)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Topaz Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32133657)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate

This is one of my favorite threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32133659)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hissy fit space

and to think this was from a pre-#PizzaGate world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32133660)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Boyish slimy telephone school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32133669)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Lascivious shaky national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32133689)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: drunken supple state blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#33025394)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2019 7:55 PM
Author: hateful dog poop orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38677132)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: godawful degenerate address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#33025391)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: Glittery silver spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#33781449)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: Flickering school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#33781609)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 23rd, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: Marvelous maroon casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34274127)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: Translucent Hideous Kitty Cat Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34407817)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: Adventurous sex offender

where's the weeping associate saying "I've never been so happy" while the concerned mother shield her children's eyes? I could've sworn it was in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34408046)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2018 2:31 AM
Author: crusty brunch becky

That's another thread about college girls going on pretend dates with depressed lawyers, probably from around the same time, and it absolutely needs to be linked here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36619378)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 28th, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Adventurous sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#37858008)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Translucent Hideous Kitty Cat Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34588026)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: Marvelous maroon casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34956386)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: fighting mind-boggling hall

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34956391)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Marvelous maroon casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35259575)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: tripping deer antler hospital

I read the OP every time this thread is bumped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35259770)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: odious senate

*gives you a flower*

by flower i mean SSRI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35262850)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: Talented Property Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35262909)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 27th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35499167)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 27th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Effete wagecucks dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35499182)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 7th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: laughsome impertinent corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35552621)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 7th, 2018 9:52 AM
Author: fighting mind-boggling hall

holds up well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35552676)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: fighting mind-boggling hall

Still holding up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35797643)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Charismatic Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35797660)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: razzle underhanded menage tattoo

This is still the peak of XO. Or possibly the "got a little rapey with a diminutive Asian" thread, that one's pretty timeless too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36035079)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2019 11:58 AM
Author: Mauve titillating locale associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#39065081)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2018 1:45 AM
Author: Effete wagecucks dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36035085)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2018 12:13 AM
Author: Yellow library gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36149711)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36149724)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2018 5:05 AM
Author: Thirsty coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36150229)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 31st, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: Balding fuchsia keepsake machete station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36162954)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 18th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: fighting mind-boggling hall

The Mona Lisa of threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36451098)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate

Such a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36617274)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Topaz Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36620804)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 16th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Purple bespoke juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36627139)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: Adventurous sex offender

Never knew this was a krampus original.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#37702857)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 17th, 2019 3:04 AM
Author: Rose Excitant Boistinker Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#37795481)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 23rd, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: Cracking Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#37831030)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2019 4:15 AM
Author: Rose Excitant Boistinker Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#37866615)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2019 4:35 AM
Author: dead cyan house persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#37866639)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: metal multi-colored nowag

this thread takes on a new sinister air in the post-spaceporn @ comet ping pong era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38285466)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: jet-lagged rehab

The party clown is Spaceporn, decked out in an "IT" costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38285485)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2019 7:45 PM
Author: metal multi-colored nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38285559)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 8th, 2019 6:48 AM
Author: Burgundy vivacious locus roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38358139)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2019 7:38 PM
Author: godawful degenerate address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38285496)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2019 8:19 PM
Author: Shimmering bossy genital piercing base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38285735)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 8th, 2019 7:24 AM
Author: Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38358177)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 8th, 2019 11:00 AM
Author: peach unhinged trailer park fortuitous meteor

Jesus some great posts itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38358541)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 9th, 2019 11:35 AM
Author: Adventurous sex offender

Agent Jenkins furiously taking notes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38362074)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2019 7:52 PM
Author: territorial garnet theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38677122)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: fighting mind-boggling hall

The nasally voice saying "This is Pizza Hut Los Angeles" kills me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38677139)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 7th, 2019 2:33 PM
Author: violet high-end voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38800150)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2019 9:26 AM
Author: Internet-worthy maize mexican doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#39051801)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: laughsome impertinent corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#39065052)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2019 12:00 PM
Author: ocher angry university faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#39065086)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: Marvelous maroon casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#39656068)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: french rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#39744965)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 18th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Balding fuchsia keepsake machete station

"I'm sorry sir, social distancing policy means you'll have to have this as take-out," the manager winces at you, handing you a steaming cardboard box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#39796726)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: Dashing aqua gaping athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#40473541)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 29th, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: razzle underhanded menage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#40517713)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 20th, 2020 4:49 PM
Author:  patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#40635921)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 6th, 2020 11:59 AM
Author: Milky racy stock car

I think about this thread probably once a month lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#41299021)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 15th, 2020 1:50 PM
Author: Rose Excitant Boistinker Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#41553177)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2020 7:31 AM
Author: Balding fuchsia keepsake machete station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#41571043)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2021 10:29 AM
Author: judgmental abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#41820507)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2021 9:23 PM
Author: fighting mind-boggling hall

I still IRL lol when I think of "This is Pizza Hut Los Angeles"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42149031)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 29th, 2021 11:25 AM
Author: fighting mind-boggling hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42704245)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2026 3:38 PM
Author: Bearded Sound Barrier

as you should

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49765776)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: peach unhinged trailer park fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42412194)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 4th, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: Wild Arrogant Idiot Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42575225)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 3rd, 2021 10:37 AM
Author: mentally impaired therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42888987)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2021 2:00 PM
Author: zippy cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42935812)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2021 2:22 PM
Author: Mauve titillating locale associate

CSLG BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42935929)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2021 2:23 PM
Author: fighting mind-boggling hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42935939)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 13th, 2021 1:41 PM
Author: Mauve titillating locale associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42940783)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2021 7:18 AM
Author: judgmental abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#43377202)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 30th, 2021 7:16 PM
Author: Wild Arrogant Idiot Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#43535408)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2021 5:21 PM
Author: cordovan cowardly hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#43632638)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 17th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: light fluffy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#43984506)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 17th, 2022 4:20 PM
Author: gay comical garrison brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#43984535)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 17th, 2022 4:38 PM
Author:  cream



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#43984619)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 26th, 2022 2:38 PM
Author: Brass azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#44222332)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 26th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: mentally impaired therapy

*prints this thread and mails it to the National Archives for preservation purposes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#44222444)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 26th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: gay comical garrison brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#44222459)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 27th, 2022 9:45 PM
Author: Topaz Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#44229476)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2023 11:02 AM
Author: cordovan cowardly hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#45866949)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 20th, 2023 12:10 PM
Author: insane mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#45957601)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 3rd, 2023 9:31 AM
Author: dull field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#46264721)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 5th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal kink-friendly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#47253322)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 15th, 2024 2:12 PM
Author: laughsome impertinent corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#47749466)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 25th, 2024 5:26 AM
Author: Rose Excitant Boistinker Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#48005095)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 20th, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: haunting affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#48114942)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 20th, 2024 8:38 PM
Author: tripping deer antler hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#48114955)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: pearly exciting incel private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#48244694)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: gay comical garrison brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#48244727)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 27th, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: Balding fuchsia keepsake machete station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#48387424)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 2nd, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Balding fuchsia keepsake machete station

https://www.wsj.com/finance/banking/banking-culture-robert-w-baird-aeccc947

A team of junior bankers had been regularly working until 4 a.m. for weeks when they were called together for a pizza party last year.

Some of the young analysts and associates assumed it was a reward for their work pitching and closing deals on the industrials team at Robert W. Baird, a Midwestern bank founded more than a century ago. Instead, the managers who organized the gathering in Chicago told the group they needed to step up their performance, according to multiple people familiar with the meeting.

Some bankers objected, noting the long hours they were working. Managers replied that they should be working more efficiently, the people familiar with the matter said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#48900310)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Guy Debord



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49836937)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49837121)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: laughsome impertinent corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49152669)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: gay comical garrison brethren

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49152776)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 21st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Opaque



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49288591)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 26th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Opaque



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49304684)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 26th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: violet high-end voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49304690)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49836931)