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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: histrionic ungodly patrolman

the hostess smiled and said "this way"

lead him to the Pizza Hut's private party, room, where there were already a dozen balding, early 30-something men in dark grey suits, enjoying soda from giant red cups

"we'll be taking your pizza orders shortly. the party clown you hired will be here in half an hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30282982)



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser location stain

is this supposed to be absurdist or surreal or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30326611)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: Vermilion adulterous partner dysfunction



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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: Slimy church building party of the first part

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34956397)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 9:52 AM
Author: misunderstood bateful elastic band



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Date: August 14th, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: Adventurous Cocky Rigor Police Squad

it is a parody of this poast:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2678071&mc=158&forum_id=2#26353942

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36617280)



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 4:48 PM
Author: Honey-headed soul-stirring mental disorder turdskin

sounds awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30327220)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: chest-beating bossy school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#40517856)



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Date: July 20th, 2020 5:06 PM
Author: Shaky free-loading striped hyena

Sounds like a Tim and Eric sketch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#40635975)



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Date: July 13th, 2021 9:57 AM
Author: Well-lubricated ticket booth national security agency

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itWBWEtJ6MA&ab_channel=AhmedKassem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42773784)



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Date: January 5th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Vivacious roommate

extremely disturbing video with only 250 views

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#47253342)



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Date: March 26th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: Talented saffron plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#44222447)



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Date: October 26th, 2024 9:37 PM
Author: Shimmering frisky depressive parlor

the very fabric of our society crumbles as the 32-year-old litigator finds solace in a personal pan pizza, trapped in a whirlpool of existential dread and a clown's forced laughter. yet here we sit, sipping soda from giant red cups, as the mahchine spins on, observing our folly. are we the jesters in this charade, or is the true jest the law itself? 🍕

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#48244773)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac forum telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30282986)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling cheese-eating yarmulke

God damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30282990)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:10 PM
Author: histrionic ungodly patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283017)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:12 PM
Author: bearded old irish cottage market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283024)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: histrionic ungodly patrolman

A 32-year old IP litigator, with a sullen look on his bloated face, walks up to the cashier, asks to get a $10 bill broken into quarters

then he heads over to the arcade machines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283046)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:42 PM
Author: amethyst razzle orchestra pit

this sounds fucking amazing compared to life as a real life 32yo ip litigator

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283903)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: histrionic ungodly patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283945)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: 180 wild deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30284450)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Walnut pea-brained newt trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30285239)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 12:50 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Place Of Business Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30285880)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 6:42 PM
Author: lilac friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30287365)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: lilac friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32133656)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Fluffy Drab Abode Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36451085)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: exciting indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49765767)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Aromatic address internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283050)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle canary associate

taking time away from his 37 year old match.com wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283082)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Infuriating clear potus bawdyhouse

32 and 37 are both young and law is ea$y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283129)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Magenta center coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283192)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle canary associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283223)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: lilac friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283244)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:44 PM
Author: Odious Ruddy Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283907)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: mind-boggling zombie-like skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283922)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 9:35 AM
Author: Walnut pea-brained newt trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30285238)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: burgundy half-breed piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30285254)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 12:51 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Place Of Business Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30285882)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: mustard sanctuary french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30287369)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: peach domesticated senate goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30319259)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: milky water buffalo corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30374170)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Heady Ladyboy Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30695795)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: stubborn marvelous kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32133658)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: hyperactive institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32133675)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: judgmental comical native travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32133676)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Smoky State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32133694)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 10:18 AM
Author: azure offensive famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32164001)



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Date: September 23rd, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: Maize office stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34274145)



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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: peach domesticated senate goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34956392)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Jet-lagged cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35117151)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: Magenta center coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38285435)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 8:27 PM
Author: Thriller Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38285769)



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Date: July 13th, 2021 9:50 AM
Author: Rambunctious tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42773759)



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Date: July 13th, 2021 10:00 AM
Author: indigo electric furnace space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42773808)



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Date: March 27th, 2022 9:46 PM
Author: Big range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#44229481)



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Date: June 9th, 2023 12:46 PM
Author: Shimmering frisky depressive parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#46408077)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Brass hairless area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49288572)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Magenta center coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49288595)



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Date: September 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Underhanded Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49302130)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Odious Ruddy Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283131)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Heady Ladyboy Private Investor

*the party clown is halford*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283150)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 1:48 AM
Author: titillating headpube

http://i.imgur.com/b1Ymn.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30284447)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 4:12 AM
Author: Heady Ladyboy Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30284801)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: Brindle Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30286821)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Brindle Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#33781651)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed irate sound barrier shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#33781781)



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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: peach domesticated senate goyim

PLZ LINK TO FULL VID

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34956395)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: judgmental comical native travel guidebook

https://www.xvideos.com/video10631175/daddy_was_a_clown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35259748)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 6:46 PM
Author: peach domesticated senate goyim

I waited 3 years for this link...and it's fukgind deleted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#40517819)



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Date: July 13th, 2021 10:11 AM
Author: Well-lubricated ticket booth national security agency

https://spankbang.com/t417/video/kelly+s+dad+is+her+clown+surprize

i also found this while searching for that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itWBWEtJ6MA&ab_channel=AhmedKassem



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42773853)



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Date: April 9th, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: Contagious Umber Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35797657)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36451114)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 4:29 AM
Author: Ocher theatre

http://cdn1.feedyourneedtoread.com/app/uploads/2015/06/john-wayne-gacy-killer-clown.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30284823)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: hot grizzly fortuitous meteor hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVka5T5hC88

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30286416)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Ocher theatre

looks like he's on the loose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#31586846)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Galvanic talking crotch

Haha underappreciated thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283169)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Jet-lagged cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283180)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: irradiated cowardly athletic conference

This sounds amazing. Can I come

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283184)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: lilac friendly grandma

sounds like fun times to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283201)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:45 PM
Author: histrionic ungodly patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283320)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Black hairy legs

instant classic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283342)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:44 PM
Author: Odious Ruddy Hospital

bboom popping in to comment may elevate it to that yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283909)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: mind-boggling zombie-like skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283923)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 3:28 PM
Author: Magenta center coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30286509)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: misunderstood bateful elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35552688)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: Turquoise self-absorbed black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283589)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: carnelian hissy fit blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283592)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Iridescent cruise ship sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283736)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Fighting Lime Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283739)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: histrionic ungodly patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283762)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: histrionic ungodly patrolman

here come the pizzas

http://www.pizzahut-tt.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/pizza-hut-trinidad-and-tobago-pepperoni-lovers-pizza.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283809)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Arousing glassy tattoo home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49765745)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: carmine business firm gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283811)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: histrionic ungodly patrolman

A sixth year associate at the end of the table is getting into an argument with the waitress. He is trying to use a coupon for 1 free personal pan pizza that he got for perfect attendance at BIGLAW. She is telling him that it cannot be used at a private party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30283852)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 1:35 AM
Author: Avocado nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30284396)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: Brindle Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30286824)



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: Bearded Hideous Pervert

"Show me where it says that on the coupon. I -- relax, Bob, I'm fine. It's fine, we're just having a conversation -- Show me where it says that on the coupon, that it isn't good under these circumstances. Show me where."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30326291)



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: brilliant haunting hall boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30326687)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: histrionic ungodly patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30366984)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: brilliant haunting hall boiling water

this is my favorite post itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32133649)



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Date: February 28th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: Adventurous Cocky Rigor Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#37858017)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 8:22 PM
Author: Charismatic plum trailer park sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38677247)



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Author: blue dead masturbator base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#39065080)



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Date: February 20th, 2021 4:03 PM
Author: blue dead masturbator base

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#41980565)



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Date: July 13th, 2021 10:04 AM
Author: federal ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42773827)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: lilac friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32133682)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 10:16 AM
Author: blue dead masturbator base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32163982)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 10:17 AM
Author: Bright flirting ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32163990)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:01 PM
Author: magical olive corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34588158)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 1:03 PM
Author: Fluffy Drab Abode Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34588175)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Turquoise self-absorbed black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34605677)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Tan Provocative Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35117142)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Jet-lagged cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35117150)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: appetizing cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35259654)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 11:43 AM
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Date: August 15th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Adventurous Cocky Rigor Police Squad

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Date: August 15th, 2018 4:09 PM
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Date: August 15th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Slimy church building party of the first part



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Date: November 3rd, 2019 11:53 AM
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Date: May 30th, 2018 6:05 AM
Author: laughsome cerise main people den

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Date: April 16th, 2016 1:31 AM
Author: Drunken Vigorous Gaping



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Date: April 16th, 2016 9:34 AM
Author: histrionic ungodly patrolman



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Date: April 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: histrionic ungodly patrolman

once the pizza has been eaten, it was time to celebrate the reason they were all here - Julian's 33rd birthday!

Julian's elderly parents walk into the private party room, carrying in their jittery hands a giant Costco cake with 33 candles on it. Julian is wearing a festive light green tie that matches his conical party hat. they ask him to make a wish and he blows out all 33 candles on just two tries.

his father starts cutting the cake and passing it out. his parents. his mother starts chatting with the clown, bragging that her son has just been promoted to Of Counsel. "That means they won't fire him right away", she boasts

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Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: passionate university quadroon



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: brilliant haunting hall boiling water

The scene gets awkward when Julian throws a fit after his partner tells him he was to let the other associates there touch and hold the deal toys he received as presents. The partner has to lead him to the hallway by the bathrooms and give him a stern talking to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30326741)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:50 AM
Author: Honey-headed soul-stirring mental disorder turdskin



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Date: April 8th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Turquoise self-absorbed black woman

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Date: October 10th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: Turquoise self-absorbed black woman



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Date: August 15th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Impertinent Crackhouse Gay Wizard

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Date: May 24th, 2019 7:45 PM
Author: passionate university quadroon



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Date: April 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: histrionic ungodly patrolman

The birthday celebration is interrupted by a beep

"Who just joined?", blurted out half the people in the room in unison, as by instinct

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30285453)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Turquoise self-absorbed black woman



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Author: Impressive Hateful Death Wish



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Author: Wine Spot



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Author: jet chad



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Author: passionate university quadroon



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:44 PM
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Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:44 PM
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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:20 PM
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Date: April 16th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: mischievous preventive strike digit ratio

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Author: histrionic ungodly patrolman



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Author: topaz stimulating jap rehab

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Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: passionate university quadroon

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Date: April 16th, 2016 4:54 PM
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Date: April 16th, 2016 6:03 PM
Author: histrionic ungodly patrolman



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Date: April 16th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Impressive Hateful Death Wish

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Date: April 16th, 2016 8:35 PM
Author: histrionic ungodly patrolman



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Date: April 21st, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: Heady Ladyboy Private Investor

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Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Heady Ladyboy Private Investor

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Author: histrionic ungodly patrolman



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Date: April 19th, 2016 9:50 AM
Author: Heady Ladyboy Private Investor



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Date: April 21st, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Heady Ladyboy Private Investor



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Impressive Hateful Death Wish

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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Heady Ladyboy Private Investor

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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:27 PM
Author: diverse mexican

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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Impressive Hateful Death Wish

the orthodox associate starts crying because his special kosher plate hasn't been delivered yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30326684)



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Author: Impertinent Crackhouse Gay Wizard



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Date: April 28th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: milky water buffalo corn cake

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#30367401)



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Author: appetizing cuck



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Author: lilac friendly grandma



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Author: diverse mexican



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: Heady Ladyboy Private Investor



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: House-broken stead

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Date: July 13th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: Heady Ladyboy Private Investor



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Date: July 13th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle canary associate

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Author: lilac friendly grandma

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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: medicated effete voyeur resort

and to think this was from a pre-#PizzaGate world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32133660)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Mahogany goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32133669)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Blathering wonderful mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#32133689)



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Date: April 8th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Odious Ruddy Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#33025394)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 7:55 PM
Author: federal ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38677132)



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Date: April 8th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: passionate university quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#33025391)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: Cream Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#33781449)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: ebony whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#33781609)



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Date: September 23rd, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: Racy heaven pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34274127)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: Fluffy Drab Abode Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34407817)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: Charismatic plum trailer park sneaky criminal

where's the weeping associate saying "I've never been so happy" while the concerned mother shield her children's eyes? I could've sworn it was in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34408046)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 2:31 AM
Author: Spectacular Meetinghouse

That's another thread about college girls going on pretend dates with depressed lawyers, probably from around the same time, and it absolutely needs to be linked here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36619378)



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Date: February 28th, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Charismatic plum trailer park sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#37858008)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Fluffy Drab Abode Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34588026)



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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: Racy heaven pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34956386)



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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: Boyish property

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#34956391)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Racy heaven pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35259575)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: Elite crystalline dilemma

I read the OP every time this thread is bumped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35259770)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: Filthy Set Queen Of The Night

*gives you a flower*

by flower i mean SSRI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35262850)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: lascivious dun multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35262909)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: lilac friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35499167)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: carmine business firm gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35499182)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Brass hairless area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35552621)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 9:52 AM
Author: Boyish property

holds up well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35552676)



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Date: April 9th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Boyish property

Still holding up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35797643)



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Date: April 9th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: sepia karate cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#35797660)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: mischievous preventive strike digit ratio

This is still the peak of XO. Or possibly the "got a little rapey with a diminutive Asian" thread, that one's pretty timeless too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36035079)



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Date: November 3rd, 2019 11:58 AM
Author: Impertinent Crackhouse Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#39065081)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 1:45 AM
Author: carmine business firm gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36035085)



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Date: May 30th, 2018 12:13 AM
Author: titillating headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36149711)



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Date: May 30th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: lilac friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36149724)



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Date: May 30th, 2018 5:05 AM
Author: excitant theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36150229)



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Date: May 31st, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: diverse mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36162954)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Boyish property

The Mona Lisa of threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36451098)



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Date: August 14th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: lilac friendly grandma

Such a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36617274)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: hyperactive institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36620804)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: insane big-titted jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#36627139)



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Date: February 1st, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: Charismatic plum trailer park sneaky criminal

Never knew this was a krampus original.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#37702857)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 3:04 AM
Author: internet-worthy citrine principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#37795481)



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Date: February 23rd, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: Dashing erotic marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#37831030)



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Date: March 2nd, 2019 4:15 AM
Author: internet-worthy citrine principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#37866615)



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Date: March 2nd, 2019 4:35 AM
Author: obsidian cracking sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#37866639)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy dragon

this thread takes on a new sinister air in the post-spaceporn @ comet ping pong era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38285466)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: bull headed nibblets brunch

The party clown is Spaceporn, decked out in an "IT" costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38285485)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 7:45 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38285559)



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Date: June 8th, 2019 6:48 AM
Author: Cerebral Garrison Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38358139)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 7:38 PM
Author: passionate university quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38285496)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 8:19 PM
Author: Fragrant Aggressive Knife Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38285735)



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Date: June 8th, 2019 7:24 AM
Author: lilac friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38358177)



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Date: June 8th, 2019 11:00 AM
Author: blue dead masturbator base

Jesus some great posts itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38358541)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 11:35 AM
Author: Charismatic plum trailer park sneaky criminal

Agent Jenkins furiously taking notes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38362074)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 7:52 PM
Author: Adventurous Cocky Rigor Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38677122)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: Boyish property

The nasally voice saying "This is Pizza Hut Los Angeles" kills me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38677139)



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Date: September 7th, 2019 2:33 PM
Author: Abusive Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#38800150)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 9:26 AM
Author: lilac friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#39051801)



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Date: November 3rd, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Brass hairless area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#39065052)



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Date: November 3rd, 2019 12:00 PM
Author: transparent misanthropic national keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#39065086)



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Date: February 26th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: Racy heaven pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#39656068)



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Date: March 12th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Gold doobsian jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#39744965)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: diverse mexican

"I'm sorry sir, social distancing policy means you'll have to have this as take-out," the manager winces at you, handing you a steaming cardboard box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#39796726)



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Date: June 22nd, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded point double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#40473541)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: mischievous preventive strike digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#40517713)



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Date: July 20th, 2020 4:49 PM
Author: aqua school milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#40635921)



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Date: November 6th, 2020 11:59 AM
Author: jet chad

I think about this thread probably once a month lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#41299021)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:50 PM
Author: internet-worthy citrine principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#41553177)



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Date: December 18th, 2020 7:31 AM
Author: diverse mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#41571043)



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Date: January 25th, 2021 10:29 AM
Author: Underhanded Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#41820507)



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Date: March 22nd, 2021 9:23 PM
Author: Boyish property

I still IRL lol when I think of "This is Pizza Hut Los Angeles"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42149031)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 11:25 AM
Author: Boyish property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42704245)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:38 PM
Author: exciting indian lodge

as you should

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49765776)



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Date: May 6th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: blue dead masturbator base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42412194)



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Date: June 4th, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: Shimmering frisky depressive parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42575225)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 10:37 AM
Author: Cobalt public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42888987)



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Date: August 12th, 2021 2:00 PM
Author: sapphire library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42935812)



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Date: August 12th, 2021 2:22 PM
Author: Impertinent Crackhouse Gay Wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42935929)



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Date: August 12th, 2021 2:23 PM
Author: Boyish property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42935939)



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Date: August 13th, 2021 1:41 PM
Author: Impertinent Crackhouse Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#42940783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2021 7:18 AM
Author: Underhanded Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#43377202)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 7:16 PM
Author: Shimmering frisky depressive parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#43535408)



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Date: December 18th, 2021 5:21 PM
Author: Violet concupiscible reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#43632638)



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Date: February 17th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Khaki Parlour Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#43984506)



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Date: February 17th, 2022 4:20 PM
Author: Big range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#43984535)



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Date: February 17th, 2022 4:38 PM
Author: glittery up-to-no-good field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#43984619)



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Date: March 26th, 2022 2:38 PM
Author: onyx stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#44222332)



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Date: March 26th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: Cobalt public bath

*prints this thread and mails it to the National Archives for preservation purposes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#44222444)



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Date: March 26th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: Big range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#44222459)



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Date: March 27th, 2022 9:45 PM
Author: hyperactive institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#44229476)



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Date: January 31st, 2023 11:02 AM
Author: Violet concupiscible reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#45866949)



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Date: February 20th, 2023 12:10 PM
Author: Motley disturbing prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#45957601)



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Date: May 3rd, 2023 9:31 AM
Author: arrogant degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#46264721)



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Date: January 5th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Harsh pontificating mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#47253322)



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Date: June 15th, 2024 2:12 PM
Author: Brass hairless area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#47749466)



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Date: August 25th, 2024 5:26 AM
Author: internet-worthy citrine principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#48005095)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: alcoholic chocolate boistinker indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#48114942)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 8:38 PM
Author: Elite crystalline dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#48114955)



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Date: October 26th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: magical olive corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#48244694)



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Date: October 26th, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Big range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#48244727)



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Date: November 27th, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: diverse mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#48387424)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: diverse mexican

https://www.wsj.com/finance/banking/banking-culture-robert-w-baird-aeccc947

A team of junior bankers had been regularly working until 4 a.m. for weeks when they were called together for a pizza party last year.

Some of the young analysts and associates assumed it was a reward for their work pitching and closing deals on the industrials team at Robert W. Baird, a Midwestern bank founded more than a century ago. Instead, the managers who organized the gathering in Chicago told the group they needed to step up their performance, according to multiple people familiar with the meeting.

Some bankers objected, noting the long hours they were working. Managers replied that they should be working more efficiently, the people familiar with the matter said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#48900310)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Guy Debord



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49836937)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49837121)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Brass hairless area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49152669)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Big range

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49152776)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: violent nudist locus hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49288591)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: violent nudist locus hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49304684)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: Abusive Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49304690)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2Elisa#49836931)