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Cerise stirring organic girlfriend sneaky criminal
  06/22/18
Ljl fuck you I quit.
Soul-stirring blood rage
  06/22/18
CR friend
Cerise stirring organic girlfriend sneaky criminal
  06/22/18
Is what I though before saying "Thank, no weekend plans...
Soul-stirring blood rage
  06/22/18
Thx for your hard work on this. I'll be out of town that wee...
Cerise stirring organic girlfriend sneaky criminal
  06/22/18
Fuck you i quit
Soul-stirring blood rage
  06/22/18
Unfortunately, as you're no doubt aware from having read the...
abnormal juggernaut
  06/22/18
Is my wife linda fucking 11 year old chad students in this s...
Soul-stirring blood rage
  06/22/18
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manic pixie dream litigator
  05/23/25
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Garnet step-uncle's house
  06/22/18
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rebellious jew
  06/22/18
client called on Wednesday morning, partner sends you this ...
Ultramarine heady stag film
  06/22/18
I do this to ppl and it makes me feel like a dick. truth is...
Cocky charismatic fat ankles business firm
  06/22/18
More like, client lazily-works on item all week. Doesnt fini...
multi-colored pozpig clown
  06/22/18
tbf, I haven't actually heard bandwidth used in a long while...
Cocky charismatic fat ankles business firm
  06/22/18
I hear both used often
Soul-stirring blood rage
  06/22/18
20 MHz
olive base hairy legs
  06/22/18
Let's rock and roll. Shoot it over to me; I'm going to call...
abnormal juggernaut
  06/22/18
Good God
razzmatazz learning disabled windowlicker institution
  06/22/18
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olive base hairy legs
  06/22/18
Fifty lawyers, in phalanx formation, shout "WILL DO!&qu...
Cerise stirring organic girlfriend sneaky criminal
  06/22/18
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abnormal juggernaut
  06/22/18
(pls move decimal one to right thank)
abnormal juggernaut
  06/22/18
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Excitant offensive sex offender
  06/22/18
Guys, sorry, I had to jump off because my flight is taking o...
abnormal juggernaut
  06/22/18
I want to thank everyone for a job well done this weekend. ...
abnormal juggernaut
  06/25/18
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manic pixie dream litigator
  05/23/25
i'm renting out some servers in the utah desert. dropbox awa...
stimulating orchid boistinker
  06/22/18
There’s a lot of hair on this deal, buddy. Lotta hair. We’re...
Unhinged striped hyena
  06/22/18
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elite university turdskin
  06/25/18
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Concupiscible abode marketing idea
  10/05/18
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  05/23/25
I have AT&T 1G fiber, so it's pretty good. But the c...
jevv
  05/23/25
40 Mbps at home.
~~(> ' ' )>
  05/23/25


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Date: June 22nd, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Cerise stirring organic girlfriend sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36289245)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: Soul-stirring blood rage

Ljl fuck you I quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36289259)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:39 AM
Author: Cerise stirring organic girlfriend sneaky criminal

CR friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36289361)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: Soul-stirring blood rage

Is what I though before saying "Thank, no weekend plans, happy to be in early Saturday, how do cronuts from Dominique Ansel sound :)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36289376)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Cerise stirring organic girlfriend sneaky criminal

Thx for your hard work on this. I'll be out of town that weekend so I won't see you in the office, but feel free to call if you hit any roadblocks. Cell service is spotty in the Rockies but I'll try to return your call within a few hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36290364)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Soul-stirring blood rage

Fuck you i quit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36290443)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: abnormal juggernaut

Unfortunately, as you're no doubt aware from having read the entrance paperwork, you've entered into a binding, comprehensive whole-life agreement with the Firm and its extended corporate network embedded throughout society. Your informed consent to joining this institution is a matter of clear record. And you of course care about the well-being of your wife, Linda, Age 42, current location: 416 Pine St. (teaching adjunct, St. Elmo's Elementary, M-R, Classroom 12) and your daughter Lauren, Age 7, current location: 14th & Main (1st grade, Pfizer Academy for the Troubled, M-F, Boarding Room A).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36290475)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring blood rage

Is my wife linda fucking 11 year old chad students in this situation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36294341)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#48956363)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Garnet step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36290245)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: rebellious jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36289363)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: Ultramarine heady stag film

client called on Wednesday morning, partner sends you this at 4:15 Friday afternoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36289364)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: Cocky charismatic fat ankles business firm

I do this to ppl and it makes me feel like a dick. truth is i end up poasting instead of taking the time to write an email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36289370)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: multi-colored pozpig clown

More like, client lazily-works on item all week. Doesnt finish. Kicks it to outside counsel Friday at 5 PM and asks for it to be done by Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36290374)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:42 AM
Author: Cocky charismatic fat ankles business firm

tbf, I haven't actually heard bandwidth used in a long while. what's your CAPACITY is the new term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36289365)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:49 AM
Author: Soul-stirring blood rage

I hear both used often

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36289380)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: olive base hairy legs

20 MHz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36289374)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: abnormal juggernaut

Let's rock and roll. Shoot it over to me; I'm going to call an all-hands for 9 p.m. Eastern which I'll scope for an hour, but then let's do a closed group debrief call at 10 p.m. Eastern with team leads. This is a real fire drill gentlemen--we're going to need to step up, lock this down, and knock it out of the park. I want everyone fully wired in here. I want to hear screaming, bleeding, crying all weekend from each office, blazing lights golden glory against the darkness, my little fireflies, each of you dotting the 47th, 48th, 49th floor of the firm Saturday night, early Sunday morning, Sunday night, early Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36290231)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: razzmatazz learning disabled windowlicker institution

Good God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36290274)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: olive base hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36294066)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Cerise stirring organic girlfriend sneaky criminal

Fifty lawyers, in phalanx formation, shout "WILL DO!" before breaking and sliding down firepoles and chutes and slides and ropes to their respective billing stations.

One month later, the client receives a bill for $72,852.20 for "Review and revise Letter of Intent."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36290395)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: abnormal juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36290438)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: abnormal juggernaut

(pls move decimal one to right thank)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36290492)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Excitant offensive sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36294349)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:25 PM
Author: abnormal juggernaut

Guys, sorry, I had to jump off because my flight is taking off in a few minutes. I think it makes sense to reconvene at 1130 pm Eastern—we can tie this discussion up; that should also give everyone a few hours to get started on their various assignments so we can get a sense of whether we’re tilling fertile ground or not with this strategy.

John, please send around a dial-in.

Talk in a few. Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36294063)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: abnormal juggernaut

I want to thank everyone for a job well done this weekend. I just heard back from the client and they are more than pleased. It's a testament to the quality of the team and the capacity of the firm that we are able to so readily answer the bell and come to the mat for our clients, at all hours, across all geographies, under such trying circumstances.

Everyone hit the showers. John and I will join you in a few.

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36308682)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#48956287)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: stimulating orchid boistinker

i'm renting out some servers in the utah desert. dropbox away!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36290241)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: Unhinged striped hyena

There’s a lot of hair on this deal, buddy. Lotta hair. We’re going to have to bring our A-game on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36294172)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: elite university turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36308689)



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Date: October 5th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: Concupiscible abode marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36964372)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#48956294)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: jevv

I have AT&T 1G fiber, so it's pretty good.

But the client can go fuck himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#48956296)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

40 Mbps at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#48956365)