my penis is still thicker than your wrists

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Author: blow off some steam

I am a cuck and I am deeply ashamed.

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Anyone know of other forums that might scratch this itch?

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After that, just go eat at NYC special restaurants.

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In the morning time when the suns coming up, I would definitely walk around the Park, especially the ramble. Look for deranged birders.

You could also try to go to some kind of show in midtown I guess. There are restaurants of course.

Probably the best course of action is to just walk around and feel that electricity come up from the sidewalks into your soul.

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2751 Broadway, New York, NY 10025

Miles Davis celebration tonight

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Natural history museum is weird af, worth visiting just bc it's so dated. The museum is itself a relic

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it's actually tremendously refreshing for such a mainstream institution even if some parts feel like you're walking through a 1970s middle school

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Natural history is great.

Picnic in the park with Zebar’s food.

Go play pinball at Gebhard’s beer culture on 72.

Get cookies at Crumbl or chip city or levain.

Sichuan at Legend or sushi at Gari. (Different than Hawaii.)

Jacobs pickles for southern food children’s museums of manhattan.

Bike rentals in Central Park.

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Edit: Zabar’s is right across the street from us, so wilco.

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Also you're near two good pizza places - Motorino and Song'e Napule. Neither is NY style. Both are Neapolitan. But they are both better than anything you can get in Hawaii by a mile. Also you should consider trying a cash only burger at JG Melon on the East Side. Great experience with cottage fries. No frills, but really good. If you can go during the day time, consider going to Minetta Tavern in the village and getting their black label burger. I also like Ben's on Spring Street for NY style pizza, John's of Bleecker Street, or Katz's if you want to do real deli style shit. I've lived in NYC almost my entire life and that's the one touristy rec that I 100% stand behind.

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crumbl cookes are terrible.

mason's pickle > jacobs pickle

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1. Little Island/High Line. Kids love this shit and there's lots of good food around there including Chelsea Market and a food court on Pier 57, which is just north of Little Island. Also, donut pub on 7th and 14th or Dominique Ansel in soho if you are looking for pastries. (DA is far away but worth hitting up if you can go off hours.)

2. Take an east river ferry to Williamsburg for Smorgasburg food park on Saturday. The boat ride has great views and it's a good way to see Booklyn without taking the subway. (It's only there on Saturday; there's one in prospect park on Sunday that's a lot of fun, but that's more of a production if you're not that familiar with NYC.)

3. Do a picnic in the park then the Central Park zoo. It's small and manageable and if you do the picnic first you don't have to carry shit. You could also just eat at the boathouse and not pack anything. Or there's a great Greek street food vendor at 62 and Madison M-Sat who sells amazing gyros, burgers, salads etc. (He's called Tony Dragon and he's won many awards/totally safe to eat.)

4. Go to city hall, then walk the Brooklyn bridge, then get Gimaldi's coal fired pizza in DUMBO (across the bridge in Brooklyn).

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2) mediocre SA women

3) women with mental illness

4) approach foreign on the highline

5) hang out outside farthest Fordham or go to East New York or Jamaica, Queens to breed with feral apes.

6) Random food places in queens.

7) maybe network with some law scheming kikes to bring down a more reprehensible kike doing slumlording, wage thieving, financial fleecing.

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The REI in SoHo is also worth a look. It’s in the renovated Puck building, which is very cool, and the upstairs offices house Thrive Capital and the penthouses on top are home to the Kushner brothers and their famous wives.

There’s some brunch place right there that’s also quite trendy.

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