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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Sapphire Sandwich
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Trip space
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
canary love of her life doctorate
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Trip space
  07/14/25
100%
narrow-minded out-of-control native
  07/15/25
FAG
beady-eyed fighting public bath
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
know-it-all office
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Umber Embarrassed To The Bone Den
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narrow-minded out-of-control native
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
orange abode
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Sapphire Sandwich
  07/14/25
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irradiated pale sex offender generalized bond
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
orange abode
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Sapphire Sandwich
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
orange abode
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Sapphire Sandwich
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
orange abode
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Laughsome buck-toothed church messiness
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You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
haunting hissy fit idea he suggested
  07/15/25
Lol
orange abode
  07/15/25
jfc 180
beady-eyed fighting public bath
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narrow-minded out-of-control native
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
rebellious grizzly cuckoldry
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
curious boltzmann tanning salon
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
Trip space
  07/14/25
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canary love of her life doctorate
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orange abode
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Sapphire Sandwich
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Trip space
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Sapphire Sandwich
  07/14/25
wut
Up-to-no-good Range
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Sapphire Sandwich
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
Burgundy university
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Laughsome buck-toothed church messiness
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
Flickering incel brunch
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
Vivacious private investor theater
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Magical Shrine Crotch
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we all have brother
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narrow-minded out-of-control native
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Laughsome buck-toothed church messiness
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Geriatric lay hairy legs
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Provocative effete forum coldplay fan
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stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
Lilac jet-lagged institution
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Laughsome buck-toothed church messiness
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Razzle-dazzle Nubile Goal In Life Point
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Flirting Chartreuse Faggotry
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Cruel-hearted national mood
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
Navy Indian Lodge
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
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Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
Hateful Aqua School
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
haunting hissy fit idea he suggested
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Spruce low-t business firm
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beady-eyed fighting public bath
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orange abode
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narrow-minded out-of-control native
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
narrow-minded out-of-control native
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Sapphire Sandwich
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Sapphire Sandwich

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Trip space

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: canary love of her life doctorate

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Trip space

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: narrow-minded out-of-control native

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed fighting public bath

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: know-it-all office

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Umber Embarrassed To The Bone Den

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: curious boltzmann tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: narrow-minded out-of-control native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: orange abode

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Sapphire Sandwich

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: irradiated pale sex offender generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: orange abode

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Sapphire Sandwich

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: orange abode

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Sapphire Sandwich

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: orange abode

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Laughsome buck-toothed church messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: haunting hissy fit idea he suggested

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: orange abode

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed fighting public bath

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: narrow-minded out-of-control native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: rebellious grizzly cuckoldry

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: curious boltzmann tanning salon

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Trip space

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: canary love of her life doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: orange abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Sapphire Sandwich

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Trip space

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Sapphire Sandwich

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Range

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Sapphire Sandwich

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Burgundy university

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Laughsome buck-toothed church messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: cobalt stead milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Vivacious private investor theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Big-titted field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Thriller nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Flickering incel brunch

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Vivacious private investor theater

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: know-it-all office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Magical Shrine Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: irradiated pale sex offender generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Fuchsia Multi-colored Stag Film Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: orange abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Garnet step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Tripping menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Magical Shrine Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: narrow-minded out-of-control native

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: narrow-minded out-of-control native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Laughsome buck-toothed church messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Geriatric lay hairy legs

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Provocative effete forum coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Lilac jet-lagged institution

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Laughsome buck-toothed church messiness

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Nubile Goal In Life Point

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Flirting Chartreuse Faggotry

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted national mood

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Navy Indian Lodge

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: azure 180 wagecucks kitchen

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Hateful Aqua School

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: haunting hissy fit idea he suggested

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Spruce low-t business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed fighting public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: orange abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: narrow-minded out-of-control native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded out-of-control native

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Sapphire Sandwich

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104451)