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World's most frequent flyer bought 'lifetime' United pass for $510K, can fly fir

NEWARK, N.J. -- With recent travel woes out of Newark airpor...
charismatic costumed psychic azn
  05/12/25
This reads like some insane boomer parody. Dude got everythi...
Navy Degenerate
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Stimulating pit
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Half a mil wasn't nothing in 1990. Fuck United, I hope he ba...
vigorous free-loading organic girlfriend
  05/12/25
Get your butt out of bed
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Heady aqua brunch mother
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Navy Degenerate
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harsh property selfie
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This is hilarious. I’m actually surprised United hasn&...
spectacular candlestick maker
  05/12/25
I don't think they sold all that many of them so they're jus...
crimson step-uncle's house dragon
  05/12/25
Think I remember a story from a few years ago that they trie...
vigorous free-loading organic girlfriend
  05/12/25
years ago i read an article about the American Airlines vers...
sinister honey-headed brethren native
  05/12/25
Maybe that's what I'm remembering
vigorous free-loading organic girlfriend
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Airlines are 180
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Sickened irate codepig base
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(Mitch)
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Bags rothstein sued AA and lost.
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If only some poaster's dad would sue the airlines, AA and Un...
Cream shitlib gaping
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"sue the airlines, AA and United" is a callback to...
vigorous free-loading organic girlfriend
  05/12/25
with a soft double chin, and a hedonist grin...
violent house keepsake machete
  05/12/25
The Legend of Lufthansa Gold
Sickened irate codepig base
  05/12/25
There have been some god tier parodies on the bort, but this...
vigorous free-loading organic girlfriend
  05/12/25
I can't believe he is entitled to miles from this program. T...
carnelian high-end meetinghouse
  05/12/25
the miles is crazy. it incentives him to use the ticket as m...
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Curious black woman hominid
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For a guy with a black wife you sure picked a weird spot to ...
Unholy shrine
  05/12/25
Yeah, I was having a bad morning.
Curious black woman hominid
  05/12/25
I wonder how much $ he makes if he just treats it like a ful...
spectacular candlestick maker
  05/12/25
If you figure he's the highest tier and gets the best points...
Cream shitlib gaping
  05/12/25
That's 180 and I'm jealous.
Yellow nighttime bawdyhouse pervert
  05/12/25
i wonder how many they sold. for $500K in 1990 dollars st...
Rough-skinned faggotry
  05/12/25
I know jealousy is wrong but
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"Frontier" offers an annual all-u-can-fly pass for...
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charismatic costumed psychic azn
  05/14/25
United hasn't gone bankrupt since then so he has been lucky ...
chest-beating wild stain
  05/13/25
United filed for Chapter 11 in 2002. It was a HUGE BIG DEAL ...
Cream shitlib gaping
  05/13/25
Given that the loyalty program is probably worth more than t...
Sickened irate codepig base
  05/13/25
CR. Airlines are essentially banks at this point.
racy poppy bbw
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a weirdly forward-financed bank
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Date: May 12th, 2025 4:31 AM
Author: charismatic costumed psychic azn

NEWARK, N.J. -- With recent travel woes out of Newark airport, flyers can take some advice from a man who has flown out of the New Jersey facility more than 8,000 times.

He is the world's most frequent flyer.

He owns a golden ticket, after making a half-million dollar investment more than three decades ago.

Tom Stuker is also known as the 24-million-mile man.

Back in 1990, he bought a "lifetime pass" on United Airlines for him and a companion for $510,000.

That pass allows him to fly first-class anywhere, anytime.

"Basically, I'd take my brother and say, 'Hey, let's go down to Dallas and buy some cowboy boots.' So, the next day, on Friday, I say, 'Honey, let's go to Paris for the weekend,'" Stuker said.

He also earns reward points on those miles.

"On one week, I cashed in enough miles to get $50,000 gift cards in Walmart," Stuker said.

Stuker has used points to remodel his brother's house and fund a children's cancer charity.

"Got my money's worth, there's no argument about that," Stuker said.

He hasn't owned a car in decades, using his points to rent cars instead.

"I've been able to make a lot of people's dreams come true, especially my kids', especially me and my wife," Stuker said.

This past February was the first time in 45 years that Stuker slept at home for a full calendar month.

For everyone else paying full price, Stuker has some advice.

"Get your butt out of bed, and take that first flight out: most dependable flight, No. 1. Prices are cheaper at that time," Stuker said. "You want to get that last flight out of the night? Guess what? Good chance it could be delayed to 3 o'clock in the morning, which screws you up royally and also could be canceled."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923190)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 4:50 AM
Author: Navy Degenerate

This reads like some insane boomer parody. Dude got everything without lifting a finger, and probably lectures others about "hard work" while counting his cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923193)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:18 AM
Author: Stimulating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923196)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: vigorous free-loading organic girlfriend

Half a mil wasn't nothing in 1990. Fuck United, I hope he bankrupts them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923612)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Deranged thriller deer antler hell

Get your butt out of bed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923930)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Irradiated University

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924901)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Heady aqua brunch mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48926399)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: internet-worthy topaz sanctuary

i legitimately thought you wrote it when I got to this part.

“Stuker said he would encourage everyone to buy a similar lifetime pass and, if none are being offered at the time, to visit United Airlines’ headquarters and negotiate one with the CEO using a firm handshake.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924001)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Navy Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924893)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: harsh property selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48926422)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: spectacular candlestick maker

This is hilarious. I’m actually surprised United hasn’t breached and just forced litigation to settle this out. Easier from an accounting perspective to write it off as a one time cost than having this guy hit run rate costs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923602)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: crimson step-uncle's house dragon

I don't think they sold all that many of them so they're just taking the L and waiting for these boomers to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923606)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: vigorous free-loading organic girlfriend

Think I remember a story from a few years ago that they tried to breach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923608)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: sinister honey-headed brethren native

years ago i read an article about the American Airlines version of that deal. AA couldn't break it because it was a perfect case for specific performance.

so AA hired detectives to hunt for violations of the terms. for example, the rules say you can't get anything in exchange from your traveling companion. if you flew your buddy to London so the two of you could watch a soccer match in a London sports bar and your friend said in return, "then the beers are on me!" then AA would terminate the deal.

in the interview the ticket holder said that whenever he took a traveling companion he had to sit the companion down and grill them on the rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923613)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: vigorous free-loading organic girlfriend

Maybe that's what I'm remembering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923616)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: crimson step-uncle's house dragon

Airlines are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923617)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Sickened irate codepig base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923934)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Irradiated University

(Mitch)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924907)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: misunderstood razzmatazz puppy generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923628)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: racy poppy bbw

Bags rothstein sued AA and lost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923689)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: wonderful school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923922)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Comical mint theater stage multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923951)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: violent house keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924006)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Cream shitlib gaping

If only some poaster's dad would sue the airlines, AA and United.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923948)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: vigorous free-loading organic girlfriend

"sue the airlines, AA and United" is a callback to the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald? 180 if so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923983)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: violent house keepsake machete

with a soft double chin, and a hedonist grin...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924008)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Sickened irate codepig base

The Legend of Lufthansa Gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924463)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: vigorous free-loading organic girlfriend

There have been some god tier parodies on the bort, but this is my favorite. Might be my favorite poast of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924876)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: carnelian high-end meetinghouse

I can't believe he is entitled to miles from this program. They made a stupid decision as a cash grab and regret it.

Only airlines can make me side with the boomers. jfc I hate everyone.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923975)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: violent house keepsake machete

the miles is crazy. it incentives him to use the ticket as much as possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924012)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: internet-worthy topaz sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924015)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Curious black woman hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924164)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Unholy shrine

For a guy with a black wife you sure picked a weird spot to be racist and unfunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924537)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Curious black woman hominid

Yeah, I was having a bad morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924940)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: spectacular candlestick maker

I wonder how much $ he makes if he just treats it like a full time job and flies at least 40 hours a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924205)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Cream shitlib gaping

If you figure he's the highest tier and gets the best points bonuses, maybe he gets 50,000 points for a TATL in Business. That converts to about $350 at 0.7 cents per mile, which is on the low end, so I would say for every long haul flight he's actually making like $500-600 realistically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924381)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Yellow nighttime bawdyhouse pervert

That's 180 and I'm jealous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48923982)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Rough-skinned faggotry

i wonder how many they sold.

for $500K in 1990 dollars still quite a gamble that United never went bankrupt in the last 35 years.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924400)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: House-broken Citrine Background Story

I know jealousy is wrong but

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924457)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Motley Den Regret

an inspiring man whose lessons i will take to heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48924919)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: trip parlor

"Frontier" offers an annual all-u-can-fly pass for $599

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48925501)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 7:24 AM
Author: charismatic costumed psychic azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48929209)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: chest-beating wild stain

United hasn't gone bankrupt since then so he has been lucky

If United were acquired by another airline could be complications like an old stock certificate for a major oil company that is valueless because it wasn't exchanged within the time window after the merger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48926077)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Cream shitlib gaping

United filed for Chapter 11 in 2002. It was a HUGE BIG DEAL and they basically gutted all of their pension obligations (except for the CEO's pension).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48926390)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Sickened irate codepig base

Given that the loyalty program is probably worth more than the airline itself, every major airline bankruptcy keeps it in place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48926409)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: racy poppy bbw

CR. Airlines are essentially banks at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48926415)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Sickened irate codepig base

a weirdly forward-financed bank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48926443)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: passionate point fortuitous meteor

tbf 500k was like 2 of those cool houses on the water in malibu back then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5723969&forum_id=2Elisa#48926418)