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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
burgundy razzmatazz gunner
  12/08/25
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burgundy razzmatazz gunner
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
dead spot liquid oxygen
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Excitant Genital Piercing Private Investor
  12/12/25
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Provocative Spruce Box Office
  12/17/25
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Irate Set Marketing Idea
  12/17/25
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Mauve Twisted Casino Cuckoldry
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Racy University Jap
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
burgundy razzmatazz gunner
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Racy University Jap
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
burgundy razzmatazz gunner
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Cracking Brass Station
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
burgundy razzmatazz gunner
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Costumed Dashing Partner People Who Are Hurt
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
burgundy razzmatazz gunner
  12/18/25
lol
coral temple multi-billionaire
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Costumed Dashing Partner People Who Are Hurt
  12/17/25
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burgundy razzmatazz gunner
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Provocative Spruce Box Office
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
Mewling abnormal friendly grandma
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
coral temple multi-billionaire
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Provocative Spruce Box Office
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
Mewling abnormal friendly grandma
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Provocative Spruce Box Office
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
Electric Saffron Fat Ankles
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Heady godawful corner personal credit line
  12/17/25
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marvelous deranged jew
  12/17/25
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180 Menage
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Exciting Massive Step-uncle's House Voyeur
  12/17/25
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Talented business firm
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
burgundy razzmatazz gunner
  12/17/25
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vigorous startled gaming laptop
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Soul-stirring Swollen Senate Old Irish Cottage
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Free-loading fiercely-loyal doctorate stage
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
Electric Saffron Fat Ankles
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Free-loading fiercely-loyal doctorate stage
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
Electric Saffron Fat Ankles
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Free-loading fiercely-loyal doctorate stage
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Cerebral disgusting nursing home ratface
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
Mewling abnormal friendly grandma
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Soul-stirring Swollen Senate Old Irish Cottage
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
Mewling abnormal friendly grandma
  12/17/25
...
Cerebral disgusting nursing home ratface
  12/17/25
I am not!
Soul-stirring Swollen Senate Old Irish Cottage
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
mischievous wine puppy property
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: burgundy razzmatazz gunner

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: burgundy razzmatazz gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: dead spot liquid oxygen

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Excitant Genital Piercing Private Investor

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Provocative Spruce Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Irate Set Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Mauve Twisted Casino Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Racy University Jap

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: burgundy razzmatazz gunner

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Racy University Jap

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: burgundy razzmatazz gunner

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Cracking Brass Station

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: burgundy razzmatazz gunner

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Costumed Dashing Partner People Who Are Hurt

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: burgundy razzmatazz gunner

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: coral temple multi-billionaire

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Costumed Dashing Partner People Who Are Hurt

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: burgundy razzmatazz gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Provocative Spruce Box Office

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Mewling abnormal friendly grandma

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: coral temple multi-billionaire

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Provocative Spruce Box Office

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Mewling abnormal friendly grandma

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Provocative Spruce Box Office

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Electric Saffron Fat Ankles

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Heady godawful corner personal credit line

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: marvelous deranged jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: 180 Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Exciting Massive Step-uncle's House Voyeur

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Talented business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: burgundy razzmatazz gunner

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: vigorous startled gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Swollen Senate Old Irish Cottage

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Free-loading fiercely-loyal doctorate stage

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Electric Saffron Fat Ankles

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Free-loading fiercely-loyal doctorate stage

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Electric Saffron Fat Ankles

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Free-loading fiercely-loyal doctorate stage

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Cerebral disgusting nursing home ratface

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Mewling abnormal friendly grandma

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Swollen Senate Old Irish Cottage

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Mewling abnormal friendly grandma

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Cerebral disgusting nursing home ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Swollen Senate Old Irish Cottage

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: mischievous wine puppy property

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518198)