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I'm unemployed as of today. Laid off after less than three months.
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:42 AM Author: cucumbers ONE WEEK of severance, health care covered through the end of July.
I saw it coming and expected it to happen earlier. I just updated my resume. If anyone has a $300k WFH sinecure available, I'm listening. |
Date: July 1st, 2026 8:43 AM Author: getulio Your work product is really shitty and I'm glad to see the locus of capital move away from your part of the world (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973132) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:44 AM Author: cucumbers Thanks for the kind words. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973133) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:48 AM Author: getulio Mazel tov! Happy to buy you a drink over it. (Luke 6:31) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973143) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:45 AM Author: The Penis What does your Black King think of this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973138) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:47 AM Author: cucumbers I'm scared to tell him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973141) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:50 AM Author: The Penis I'm assuming he doesn't have to "work", right since he has a white"boy" slave bitch to provide resources, a King should never have to work. This is always the job of his slaveboy. But I'm guessing he will PUNISH you for this, and your weak white body will have to go completely limp and just accept it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973146) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:53 AM Author: cucumbers I hope he punishes and humiliates me, because that's what I deserve. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973155) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:57 AM Author: The Penis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973166) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:04 AM Author: getulio Hi cucumbers. No worries breh! I got a job offer lined up under me for your black king once I get established in my new position. Hopefully he'll be able to support you with his new salary and maybe we can go on some fun double dates sometime for company events? I heard from a mutual friend that you love minigolf. Feel free to circle back and as always you know where to find me! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973184) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:18 PM Author: dark patterns (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49974217) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:45 AM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) 3 months? how does that happen, and how did you see it coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973139) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:50 AM Author: cucumbers Don't want to give too much details, but the client was unhappy with the work product after two years and decided not to extend their contract at the very last moment (last night). Things were already bad when I joined, and several people on my team were trying to make internal moves to other projects in the last month. Also my manager was not optimistic about how things were going. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973147) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:49 AM Author: Melancholic Personality Archetypes fewer than three months
jfc no wonder you got fired |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:51 AM Author: cucumbers ~25 people laid off because of this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973152) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:53 AM Author: getulio Your numbers are a little off I think, could you update your figures and circle back? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973154) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:54 AM Author: The Penis The "three months" is one span of time though. I mean at least the way it is being treated in that sentence. Three months could obviously be countable too, but he is treating it as a single timespan. Less than is correct. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973159) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:19 PM Author: dark patterns cr. less [time] than three months. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49974219) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:53 AM Author: gaetan dugas id sub to ur only fans (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973157) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:57 AM Author: cucumbers Do you want feet pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973164) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:59 AM Author: gaetan dugas ill jerk off to anything tbh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973171) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:01 AM Author: cucumbers This shit company hired me knowing the client was probably going to bail only so that I could milk the client for more money up to the very last moment wtf. Jfc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973173) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:01 AM Author: The Penis Can you blame them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973175) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:03 AM Author: cucumbers I've seen worse (people getting laid off after less than a month). Thought I was going into a very stable job until I saw how bad things actually were. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973180) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:06 AM Author: The Penis Usually how it is now outside of Biggest companies. Makes me wonder how much longer this "country" can possibly continue functioning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973188) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:23 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface In my first LEGAL BOSS job, I had to help RIF a bunch of people. One of them had just joined as her second job out of college. She left something stable to "make the world better." Her husband had been laid off the month before, and they had a 2 year old or something at home
No one owes her or her family a living or anything, but it was pretty fucking terrible. She was absolutely distraught. The only bright side was that it helped alienate some other key contributors who left of the own volition shortly afterwards
Shit is just fucking brutal and dehumanizing |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:03 AM Author: getulio Shame that failed lol but hey those kinds of things don't follow you around professionally for the rest of your life so I'm sure you'll be fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973181) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:01 AM Author: total lawyer genocide (🧐) Did they find all your "holy fuck I hate coding" threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973176) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:03 AM Author: cucumbers I doubt it as I do not visit xo on my work computer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973182) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:14 AM Author: cucumbers Thread where I predicted this: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5875349&mc=3&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973204) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:18 AM Author: getulio https://youtu.be/kLbn61Z4LDI?si=dDheAVQY3xy1JceP&t=128 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973209) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:20 AM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. lol 180 They know you're shit and fired your retarded ass |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:50 AM Author: cucumbers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973275) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:54 AM Don't forget to change your LinkedIn to "Open To Work" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973282) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:55 AM Author: total lawyer genocide (🧐) oh he's open to something for sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973284) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:20 PM Author: dark patterns (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49974225) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:02 PM Author: ''''''''''''' Love this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973791) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:04 PM Author: So we looked at the data Do they know you're an MPM champ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49973798) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:12 PM Author: cucumbers Thank you for your support during this difficult time in my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49974207) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:16 PM Author: cucumbers Should I go solo? I'm not even a lawyer, so this question doesn't even make sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49974215) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:18 PM Author: Cletus Van Damme why didnt you at least refuse to sign the resignation forms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49974218) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:20 PM Author: dark patterns welcum to the club 👋🏻👋🏻 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2Elisa#49974228) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:26 PM Author: Salivary Stoned (xoentlaw@gmail.com) you coming to the next film festival with me?
It's time to pursue your dreams bro. |