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Thoughts on "INTERESTS" sections on RESUMES?

The problem is that I have no interests, talents, or hobbies
Arousing stag film patrolman
  07/06/14
Just write "Hookers"
Obsidian property
  02/08/15
Laughed out loud just now
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Poasting
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"335 Bench/455 Squat/495 Deadlift"
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  07/06/14
gotta list whether they are STIMmed or unSTIMmed. it's a su...
Razzmatazz pit
  07/06/14
180
Irradiated Filthy Heaven
  07/07/14
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Twisted Site Round Eye
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Pearl odious multi-billionaire international law enforcement agency
  11/26/17
- Currently paying 4.2% on federal loans and 6.1% on private...
Chartreuse wonderful gas station queen of the night
  07/06/14
lol, tyft.
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  09/21/20
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contagious plaza
  11/04/21
what do you think Meriwether Lewis would think about it?
Impertinent Regret Address
  07/06/14
what?
Arousing stag film patrolman
  07/06/14
What do you mean what? You, a young millenial male, sit a...
Impertinent Regret Address
  07/06/14
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Autistic Plum Masturbator
  07/06/14
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aromatic primrose roommate
  12/02/14
...oh.
Arousing stag film patrolman
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indigo concupiscible field telephone
  07/06/14
hahaha
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Floppy half-breed
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bearded theatre rigor
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beady-eyed orchestra pit karate
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underhanded windowlicker
  07/09/20
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underhanded windowlicker
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underhanded windowlicker
  12/28/23
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Pearl odious multi-billionaire international law enforcement agency
  06/01/24
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Sapphire home personal credit line
  10/05/24
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underhanded windowlicker
  11/08/24
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Heady carnelian meetinghouse really tough guy
  07/06/14
JFC nice long play
electric violent azn
  07/06/14
This is why I come here.
navy sticky center headpube
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Nudist racy brunch
  07/06/14
180
Razzmatazz pit
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lilac gaming laptop
  07/06/14
thanks obama!
Titillating swollen corner nowag
  07/06/14
OP may want to consider going pumo
trip spot
  07/06/14
Twist: Meriwether Lewis killed himself.
Jet hell mental disorder
  07/06/14
twist? you mean a noble ending to a noble life.
Impertinent Regret Address
  07/06/14
He was more like a millennial than you think: These probl...
Startled Mediation Institution
  07/07/14
LITERALLY the original Portland hipster: http://victoriah...
Disrespectful school main people
  07/07/14
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fuchsia state hairy legs
  11/10/14
lol
Brilliant Factory Reset Button
  11/25/17
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Smoky Travel Guidebook Pisswyrm
  08/24/24
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Pearl odious multi-billionaire international law enforcement agency
  11/26/17
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Multi-colored maniacal dysfunction
  07/07/14
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Exhilarant Cruel-hearted Lay Coldplay Fan
  07/07/14
ty
bright diverse casino pervert
  07/07/14
read this poast in my head in the voice of mike from breakin...
Startling Glittery School Cafeteria Party Of The First Part
  07/07/14
I just did it to Gilbert gottfried and it worked that way to...
scarlet motley business firm
  07/07/14
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fuchsia state hairy legs
  11/10/14
this would've made a good mike monologue when jesse was talk...
cream vigorous bawdyhouse macaca
  11/20/20
Holy fuck.
swashbuckling lake church affirmative action
  07/07/14
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stimulating mexican new version
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gay fighting national
  07/07/14
180
Aqua Degenerate
  07/07/14
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indigo concupiscible field telephone
  08/15/14
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Adventurous Psychic Blood Rage
  08/17/14
oh god oh -
indigo concupiscible field telephone
  08/17/14
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free-loading milky abode
  08/27/14
180 quadrillion
Aqua Degenerate
  08/27/14
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swashbuckling lake church affirmative action
  08/27/14
I still just am left mouth agape by this post.
swashbuckling lake church affirmative action
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Nudist racy brunch
  08/27/14
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Pale boiling water
  08/27/14
180
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bright diverse casino pervert
  08/28/14
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Nudist racy brunch
  11/06/14
jfc this is sensational.
crusty kitty cruise ship
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appetizing hot set
  11/10/14
FUUUUCK
Yellow boyish hall pistol
  11/10/14
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Pale boiling water
  11/10/14
Hiroshima
Chest-beating abnormal feces
  11/10/14
JFC
Laughsome Unholy Theater Stage Striped Hyena
  11/12/14
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Transparent Police Squad
  11/25/14
lol 180
aphrodisiac amber nursing home mood
  12/02/14
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stubborn purple university
  12/21/14
180
ruddy dashing indian lodge
  12/23/14
employees done here. find a new method of earning income, f...
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  12/26/14
tyft
cerise sick volcanic crater dilemma
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Nudist racy brunch
  01/03/15
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up-to-no-good demanding corn cake ticket booth
  02/06/15
180
Azure massive fortuitous meteor
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Chestnut Milk Whorehouse
  02/08/15
Can't believe I missed this. 180.
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  02/08/15
Jolly shit
Obsidian property
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Nudist racy brunch
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Azure massive fortuitous meteor
  02/25/15
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swashbuckling lake church affirmative action
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Histrionic library nibblets
  04/29/15
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zippy spectacular lodge indirect expression
  05/23/15
Still the best thing on the Internet
Histrionic library nibblets
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Histrionic library nibblets
  05/24/16
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hyperactive dopamine
  11/20/20
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aromatic primrose roommate
  05/29/15
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trip spot
  05/29/15
stop
hyperactive dopamine
  05/31/15
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Ultramarine comical mother candlestick maker
  07/15/15
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bright diverse casino pervert
  07/30/15
I am dying here.
marvelous clear internal respiration hospital
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disturbing friendly grandma
  08/15/15
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Floppy half-breed
  08/16/15
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cerise sick volcanic crater dilemma
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salmon doctorate kitchen
  11/03/15
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bearded theatre rigor
  11/07/15
Never gets old.
aphrodisiac amber nursing home mood
  11/07/15
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slap-happy slate gaping step-uncle's house
  11/07/15
Still devastating
Laughsome Unholy Theater Stage Striped Hyena
  01/21/16
180 bump
razzle rose principal's office roast beef
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Excitant mint messiness
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Impressive Weed Whacker Public Bath
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cream vigorous bawdyhouse macaca
  02/02/16
I am a faggot.
drab splenetic rehab coffee pot
  02/03/16
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salmon doctorate kitchen
  05/23/16
assure, not ensure
Cerebral ruby resort yarmulke
  05/24/16
Meriwether, not Meriwhether
cream vigorous bawdyhouse macaca
  04/24/21
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Mustard Vivacious Gunner Jew
  08/11/16
Det
fragrant out-of-control cuckold
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Maize charismatic theater preventive strike
  01/05/17
Devastating!
Big Area
  02/19/17
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self-centered fanboi
  02/19/17
this is probably the best poast I've ever read
fragrant out-of-control cuckold
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Iridescent parlor
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Stirring costumed toaster
  04/28/17
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beady-eyed orchestra pit karate
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hyperactive dopamine
  11/20/20
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beady-eyed orchestra pit karate
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Pearl odious multi-billionaire international law enforcement agency
  03/16/24
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Pearl odious multi-billionaire international law enforcement agency
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cerise sick volcanic crater dilemma
  02/19/17
lulzy.
bateful locus
  02/23/17
That young man had a future before this poast
aggressive station halford
  02/23/17
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galvanic bipolar sanctuary
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  04/15/17
Never forget
idiotic den dragon
  06/30/17
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supple bat-shit-crazy shrine cuckoldry
  09/11/17
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Copper juggernaut
  11/25/17
why would you do this?
Brilliant Factory Reset Button
  11/25/17
180
bossy dull box office
  11/25/17
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idiotic den dragon
  11/25/17
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idiotic den dragon
  12/03/17
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Histrionic library nibblets
  01/15/18
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Mustard Vivacious Gunner Jew
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cream vigorous bawdyhouse macaca
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Flushed locale giraffe
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hyperactive dopamine
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hyperactive dopamine
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swashbuckling lake church affirmative action
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Pungent senate
  08/13/18
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canary erotic therapy
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pearly arrogant partner
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Transparent Police Squad
  10/04/18
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razzle-dazzle rough-skinned goal in life
  10/04/18
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poppy chapel
  05/07/19
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disturbing friendly grandma
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Provocative slimy alpha
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Sooty House
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Nubile angry market
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Soul-stirring base ape
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sienna range
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Peach Passionate Space Clown
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  09/21/20
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sienna range
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cerise sick volcanic crater dilemma
  10/07/20
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curious gold garrison
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Pearl odious multi-billionaire international law enforcement agency
  11/12/20
omg
Blathering office pozpig
  11/12/20
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Transparent Police Squad
  04/11/21
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bearded theatre rigor
  04/24/21
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Copper juggernaut
  05/05/21
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Geriatric Stage Hunting Ground
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cream vigorous bawdyhouse macaca
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Smoky Travel Guidebook Pisswyrm
  05/18/21
https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/#!/DN1VLcdO101o3n...
cream vigorous bawdyhouse macaca
  05/24/21
I really appreciate that you changed it to “assure&rdq...
topaz trailer park
  12/25/21
ty for noticing I also corrected some other errors, like ...
cream vigorous bawdyhouse macaca
  05/07/22
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Sapphire home personal credit line
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underhanded windowlicker
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Copper juggernaut
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Exciting forum antidepressant drug
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blue adulterous parlour trust fund
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Transparent Police Squad
  01/02/22
i think about this often
180 menage ladyboy
  03/15/22
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Pearl odious multi-billionaire international law enforcement agency
  05/07/22
like, once a month or more
Pearl odious multi-billionaire international law enforcement agency
  03/21/23
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Pearl odious multi-billionaire international law enforcement agency
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Geriatric Stage Hunting Ground
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rambunctious talented stage puppy
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hyperactive dopamine
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Pearl odious multi-billionaire international law enforcement agency
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silver filthpig
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Provocative slimy alpha
  04/23/23
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grizzly wrinkle
  09/27/23
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Histrionic library nibblets
  06/01/24
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grizzly wrinkle
  06/01/24
GOAT
aphrodisiac amber nursing home mood
  06/01/24
MODS!
frum light death wish
  06/01/24
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Pearl odious multi-billionaire international law enforcement agency
  06/01/24
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Pearl odious multi-billionaire international law enforcement agency
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dun quadroon
  08/24/24
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Stain
  09/10/24
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silver filthpig
  09/12/24
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Henna Flirting
  09/12/24
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Pearl odious multi-billionaire international law enforcement agency
  10/05/24
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underhanded windowlicker
  11/15/24
I really like it here
Smoky Travel Guidebook Pisswyrm
  11/15/24
I wail before the wall
vengeful boistinker
  11/20/20
...
Arousing stag film patrolman
  07/06/14
Just say: Race realism Neoreaction Men's Rights
jet-lagged private investor
  07/06/14
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Adventurous Psychic Blood Rage
  07/06/14
outrageously underrated.
Crystalline
  11/10/14
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cream vigorous bawdyhouse macaca
  06/22/20
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dingle berry
  02/06/15
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Pearl odious multi-billionaire international law enforcement agency
  05/07/22
Having this on resume is TTT
electric violent azn
  07/06/14
explain please
Arousing stag film patrolman
  07/06/14
Nobody gives a flying fuck what your shitty interests are. ...
electric violent azn
  07/06/14
"Oh shit Bob, this kid enjoys playing the harmonica and...
electric violent azn
  07/06/14
ti, oc, tcr
Impertinent Regret Address
  07/06/14
That's not the point. It gives you something else to talk a...
awkward haunting
  07/06/14
You're not getting the job anyway, so it doesn't matter what...
Rusted
  07/06/14
...
Arousing stag film patrolman
  07/06/14
Try "Nigger threading and IFNB"
aquamarine old irish cottage
  07/06/14
Nah, you should say race realism. Let's not be offensive.
Bronze people who are hurt
  07/06/14
And TRUMPholing
tattoo
  02/02/16
Depends on the position. If this is for a summer associate p...
gaped famous landscape painting stock car
  07/06/14
Cr. there's an aspie at my firm that goes apeshit when the ...
jap lettuce
  07/06/14
yeah it's for OCI. i just don't really have any interests an...
Arousing stag film patrolman
  07/06/14
what do you talk about with people you just meet? a sports t...
gaped famous landscape painting stock car
  07/06/14
i know absolutely nothing about sports and could not string ...
Arousing stag film patrolman
  07/06/14
definitely hurting yourself. interview is usu little more th...
Alcoholic flatulent legend circlehead
  07/06/14
hmm. can you think of any fake interests i could learn about...
Arousing stag film patrolman
  07/06/14
...
Mustard Vivacious Gunner Jew
  12/26/14
Hey shut up
Arousing stag film patrolman
  12/26/14
no one is going to say anything that you don't have any t...
gaped famous landscape painting stock car
  07/06/14
TCR is: one thing that seems smart (e.g., 18th c. literatur...
cowardly
  07/06/14
Lol faggot!!
electric violent azn
  07/06/14
none of that language in my thread please
Arousing stag film patrolman
  07/06/14
...
Heady carnelian meetinghouse really tough guy
  07/06/14
...
Burgundy electric furnace piazza
  07/06/14
lol
Impertinent Regret Address
  07/06/14
Don't hate just because you have subpar interests.
cowardly
  07/06/14
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Multi-colored maniacal dysfunction
  07/07/14
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abusive know-it-all tank
  01/05/17
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Pearl odious multi-billionaire international law enforcement agency
  11/12/20
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Exhilarant Cruel-hearted Lay Coldplay Fan
  11/20/20
(dwight schrute)
Dead
  07/06/14
While I think this is not smart for legal employers, EVERY O...
Lavender
  07/06/14
It goes for legal interviews too. (1) People want to shoo...
gaped famous landscape painting stock car
  07/06/14
the problem for me is that i have no interests or talents
Arousing stag film patrolman
  07/06/14
...and you don't like sports. maybe you should just kills...
cordovan
  07/07/14
why do you not think it's smart for legal employers?
Arousing stag film patrolman
  07/06/14
I'm really cynical and think it's just grades/school rank mo...
Lavender
  07/06/14
so maybe for OCI, but not for mass-mail?
Arousing stag film patrolman
  07/06/14
I still like it for laterals. I need to talk to you about s...
jap lettuce
  07/06/14
If your interests would be shit like "travel, running, ...
Fear-inspiring elastic band
  07/06/14
i mean that's basically the sort of thing i could come up wi...
Arousing stag film patrolman
  07/06/14
Unless your muscial ability is significant, leave the whole ...
Fear-inspiring elastic band
  07/06/14
i mean i just don't think i have anything interesting at all...
Arousing stag film patrolman
  07/06/14
fine. then just leave it off. must lawyers are boring fucks...
Fear-inspiring elastic band
  07/06/14
switch that athletic activity to competitively
mischievous brethren toilet seat
  07/06/14
competitively pursues pick-up basketball? lulz.
Fear-inspiring elastic band
  07/06/14
my adult baseball league is very serious bro
mischievous brethren toilet seat
  07/06/14
you'll get in everywhere you apply!
Fear-inspiring elastic band
  07/06/14
i have olympic weightlifting, figure skating, and n threadin...
mischievous brethren toilet seat
  07/06/14
any clubs/associations you are a part of that either are int...
Wine dog poop
  07/06/14
not really in any clubs or associations
Arousing stag film patrolman
  07/06/14
well shit son I can lead a horse to water but not make it dr...
Wine dog poop
  07/06/14
thanks for trying bud
Arousing stag film patrolman
  07/06/14
Just do lie your ass off, bro. I listed "play in 80s...
selfie
  07/06/14
...
Heady carnelian meetinghouse really tough guy
  07/06/14
180
philosopher-king
  07/06/14
180
Bronze people who are hurt
  07/06/14
(1)80
Arousing stag film patrolman
  07/06/14
ty
Adventurous Psychic Blood Rage
  07/06/14
19-
Multi-colored maniacal dysfunction
  07/07/14
...
sickened
  07/07/14
who were u guy infuenced by?
Chartreuse wonderful gas station queen of the night
  07/07/14
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swashbuckling lake church affirmative action
  07/07/14
180 i should do this
Irradiated Filthy Heaven
  11/10/14
my thought exactly
aromatic primrose roommate
  12/02/14
Clever
Chest-beating abnormal feces
  11/10/14
Lol
aphrodisiac amber nursing home mood
  11/07/15
...
pearly arrogant partner
  08/13/18
Auto ding
Puce rebellious foreskin
  07/06/14
how so
Arousing stag film patrolman
  07/06/14
well you guys have been surprisingly helpful. ty and good ni...
Arousing stag film patrolman
  07/06/14
thoughts on "stimming"?
Arousing stag film patrolman
  07/07/14
Amusing, but unlikely to land a job or result in no offer
Chest-beating abnormal feces
  07/07/14
Are you a D-1 athlete that can help the firm basketball/soft...
cobalt
  07/07/14
...
Aqua Degenerate
  08/27/14
Then put "I have no interests, talents, or hobbies"...
Lemon Crawly National Security Agency
  11/10/14
Or just put "Interests:" and leave it blank.
brindle digit ratio
  11/10/14
Interests: N/A
cream vigorous bawdyhouse macaca
  05/07/22
...
Aqua Degenerate
  11/25/14
should 100% have it assuming you list normal stuff like golf...
Offensive Maroon Keepsake Machete
  11/25/14
All it does is make you come across as a guy who isn't quali...
Sable depressive
  12/21/14
*enraged aspie with no interests*
Bronze people who are hurt
  01/03/15
LSD GYNECOLOGY
twinkling hominid
  12/21/14
ungarbaged, 180!
Adventurous Psychic Blood Rage
  12/26/14
it's cool if you have chill, fratty interests. i once spent ...
Offensive Maroon Keepsake Machete
  12/26/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS6kzUTW-sA "I see y...
Shimmering voyeur incel
  02/06/15
I have a 180 interests section
Fiercely-loyal sneaky criminal genital piercing
  02/08/15
“Not working” “Spending my dad’s money” “Being a shiftless...
Brilliant Factory Reset Button
  12/03/17
Same
  03/21/23
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insecure athletic conference
  02/08/15
Is it webcam ass gaping?
Obsidian property
  02/08/15
...
disturbing friendly grandma
  04/08/15
I wrote about INFB. was immediately offered in-counsel posit...
walnut turdskin
  08/16/15
...
disturbing friendly grandma
  01/05/17
Whenever interviewers asked me about BRYCE HARPER I thought ...
Exhilarant Cruel-hearted Lay Coldplay Fan
  01/05/17
not something so general that it is meaningless fluff (e.g....
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  01/05/17
it's a good way to weed out Asian chicks who have married HA...
Submissive territorial laser beams
  01/05/17
I have one or two interesting ones that I put on there; I ca...
mad cow disease
  02/19/17
put something that completely does not match what you look l...
Misunderstood magenta sandwich
  11/25/17
NOWAG
Brilliant Factory Reset Button
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lol
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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:35 PM
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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pit

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Date: July 7th, 2014 9:00 PM
Author: Irradiated Filthy Heaven

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:36 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pit

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Date: December 2nd, 2014 9:42 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:36 PM
Author: Impertinent Regret Address

what do you think Meriwether Lewis would think about it?

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Arousing stag film patrolman

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: Impertinent Regret Address

What do you mean what?

You, a young millenial male, sit at home with with no job and crusty socks, denied by 5s on okc, with 100k in educational debt, and you're fashioning an 'interests' section on a resume to ensure potential corporate employers you are as bland, obedient and politically correct as they come, so some affirmative action hire in HR can forward your resume and you can begin the bean counting you will call your career in the downwardly mobile society of a decaying country.

What do you think frontiersman, explorer and surveyor of unknown lands Meriwhether Lewis would think about the interests section on your resume?

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:52 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Arousing stag film patrolman

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: electric violent azn

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Date: December 2nd, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: navy sticky center headpube

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:59 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Jet hell mental disorder

Twist: Meriwether Lewis killed himself.

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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Impertinent Regret Address

twist? you mean a noble ending to a noble life.

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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: Startled Mediation Institution

He was more like a millennial than you think:

These problems included Lewis' debts, heavy drinking and possible morphine/opium use, his failure to prepare the expedition's journals for publication, his repeated failure to find a wife, and his role in the deterioration in his friendship with Thomas Jefferson.[8][27] Lewis died while travelling to Washington to petition the government after it had refused to honour drafts paid by Lewis as Governor of Louisiana Territory, leaving him in potentially ruinous debt. He had written his will and attempted suicide already on this journey, having to be restrained.[28]

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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:57 PM
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Date: August 27th, 2014 5:41 AM
Author: Aqua Degenerate

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Date: October 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: Pearl odious multi-billionaire international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#48168110)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:40 PM
Author: underhanded windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#48343511)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Smoky Travel Guidebook Pisswyrm

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#48343615)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:00 PM
Author: vengeful boistinker

I wail before the wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#41407456)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Arousing stag film patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882158)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: jet-lagged private investor

Just say:

Race realism

Neoreaction

Men's Rights



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882159)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Adventurous Psychic Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882194)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Crystalline

outrageously underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26688916)



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Date: June 22nd, 2020 2:10 AM
Author: cream vigorous bawdyhouse macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#40470494)



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Date: February 6th, 2015 3:25 PM
Author:  dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27262857)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 4:47 PM
Author: Pearl odious multi-billionaire international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#44470792)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: electric violent azn

Having this on resume is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882175)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Arousing stag film patrolman

explain please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882181)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: electric violent azn

Nobody gives a flying fuck what your shitty interests are. They only care if you can do the work they need done and if you can communicate better than an XO aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882258)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: electric violent azn

"Oh shit Bob, this kid enjoys playing the harmonica and baking pastries!!! Let's get him in here!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882289)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Impertinent Regret Address

ti, oc, tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882296)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: awkward haunting

That's not the point. It gives you something else to talk about, leads to better interviews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882404)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Rusted

You're not getting the job anyway, so it doesn't matter what lies you put on your resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882199)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Arousing stag film patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882248)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: aquamarine old irish cottage

Try "Nigger threading and IFNB"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882251)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: Bronze people who are hurt

Nah, you should say race realism. Let's not be offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882739)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 11:45 PM
Author:  tattoo

And TRUMPholing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#29741474)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author:  gaped famous landscape painting stock car

Depends on the position. If this is for a summer associate position, definitely find something interesting to put in there. Most of your interviews are just going to be shooting the shit.

But be warned that you'll look dumb if you're not actually interested in your interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882269)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author:  jap lettuce

Cr. there's an aspie at my firm that goes apeshit when the interests are fake-ish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882301)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: Arousing stag film patrolman

yeah it's for OCI. i just don't really have any interests and am a mindless beta law drone.

do you think i'm hurting myself by not including one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882305)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:55 PM
Author:  gaped famous landscape painting stock car

what do you talk about with people you just meet? a sports team? movies? anything?

you just need something for some dude to be like "Oh you like the 49ers? What do you think of Kaepernicks new deal?"

or "Oh you like fantasy novels? Do you watch Game of Thrones?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882326)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Arousing stag film patrolman

i know absolutely nothing about sports and could not string 2 sentences together about any single sport, college or professional. i could think of 2-4 things that i could competently discuss and feign enthusiasm for but it seems disingenuous and honestly just really fucking stupid.

i just wonder, if i could do well in an interview, if i would be hurting myself by not including one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882344)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: Alcoholic flatulent legend circlehead

definitely hurting yourself. interview is usu little more than bulshitting about interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882359)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:02 PM
Author: Arousing stag film patrolman

hmm. can you think of any fake interests i could learn about in the next month?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882374)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Mustard Vivacious Gunner Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27002732)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Arousing stag film patrolman

Hey shut up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27002737)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:03 PM
Author:  gaped famous landscape painting stock car

no one is going to say anything that you don't have any

they'll probably just ask you more questions about your 1L summer job and generic law stuff. you'd only be hurting yourself to the extent you won't randomly get a callback because one of the dudes you interviewed with also really liked fly fishing or true crime novels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882387)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: cowardly

TCR is: one thing that seems smart (e.g., 18th c. literature), one thing that's sporty (e.g., golf), one thing that's cultural or artistic (e.g., photography).

But make sure this is all shit you want to talk about in an interview.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882272)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: electric violent azn

Lol faggot!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882297)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Arousing stag film patrolman

none of that language in my thread please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882311)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: Heady carnelian meetinghouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882316)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Burgundy electric furnace piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882331)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Impertinent Regret Address

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882337)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: cowardly

Don't hate just because you have subpar interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882406)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: Multi-colored maniacal dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25883364)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: abusive know-it-all tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#32307153)



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Date: November 12th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: Pearl odious multi-billionaire international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#41352154)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant Cruel-hearted Lay Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#41407462)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author:  Dead

(dwight schrute)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882309)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: Lavender

While I think this is not smart for legal employers, EVERY OTHER INDUSTRY save for maybe finance will like one with creative interests. I once performed at a music festival and include that in an oblique reference under my interest section. It has come up multiple times and seems CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882320)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author:  gaped famous landscape painting stock car

It goes for legal interviews too.

(1) People want to shoot the shit in interviews. Think of your interests as giving the person you're interviewing a chance to "layover" test you - see if they'd want to spend a two hour delay with you.

(2) People love seeing talent. Being a state champion duck caller or a carpenter who is restoring an old house makes you stand out. No one gives a shit if you like jazz music, but they will like that you play jazz music every Friday at some bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882350)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: Arousing stag film patrolman

the problem for me is that i have no interests or talents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882358)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 9:24 PM
Author: cordovan

...and you don't like sports.

maybe you should just killself already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25888068)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Arousing stag film patrolman

why do you not think it's smart for legal employers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882352)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:02 PM
Author: Lavender

I'm really cynical and think it's just grades/school rank most of the time. But I would not shy away if you have an interesting talent. For OCI it might make sense. Laterals? LOL. Government? LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882377)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Arousing stag film patrolman

so maybe for OCI, but not for mass-mail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882397)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author:  jap lettuce

I still like it for laterals. I need to talk to you about something for a half hour and if you make me talk to you about law shit for the whole half hour, I am dinging your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882497)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring elastic band

If your interests would be shit like "travel, running, watching Mad Men, and reading mystery novels!" then don't fucking put an interests section on your resume. Only put it there if you have something sufficiently interesting that it could be used as a conversation starter in an interview. Otherwise, you just seem lame and dull.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882480)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:17 PM
Author: Arousing stag film patrolman

i mean that's basically the sort of thing i could come up with. 1) generic athletic activity that i participate in recreationally. 2) musical instrument ability. 3) specific literature interest. that's all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882513)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring elastic band

Unless your muscial ability is significant, leave the whole section off.

I never included one on my resume either. Instead, I listed a humorous internship I did in UG that many people in my area would immediately recognize and want to chat about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882541)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Arousing stag film patrolman

i mean i just don't think i have anything interesting at all. literally just school/law school/job stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882550)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring elastic band

fine. then just leave it off. must lawyers are boring fucks. congrats on being one such individual. you won't be unusual in this regard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882611)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author:  mischievous brethren toilet seat

switch that athletic activity to competitively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882552)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring elastic band

competitively pursues pick-up basketball? lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882581)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author:  mischievous brethren toilet seat

my adult baseball league is very serious bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882585)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring elastic band

you'll get in everywhere you apply!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882605)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:19 PM
Author:  mischievous brethren toilet seat

i have olympic weightlifting, figure skating, and n threading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882523)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Wine dog poop

any clubs/associations you are a part of that either are interesting, chill/fratty, or help signify you have connections of some type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882548)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Arousing stag film patrolman

not really in any clubs or associations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882553)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:28 PM
Author: Wine dog poop

well shit son I can lead a horse to water but not make it drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882588)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: Arousing stag film patrolman

thanks for trying bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882726)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author:  selfie

Just do lie your ass off, bro.

I listed "play in 80s throwback band" for a while. It was a straight up lie. I literally talked to a partner about it for like 10 minutes, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882613)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: Heady carnelian meetinghouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882736)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author:  philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882742)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: Bronze people who are hurt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882749)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: Arousing stag film patrolman

(1)80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882825)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Adventurous Psychic Blood Rage

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882881)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Multi-colored maniacal dysfunction

19-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25883383)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: sickened



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25883893)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Chartreuse wonderful gas station queen of the night

who were u guy infuenced by?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25887792)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling lake church affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25887844)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Irradiated Filthy Heaven

180 i should do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26688923)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: aromatic primrose roommate

my thought exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26845263)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Chest-beating abnormal feces

Clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26689974)



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Date: November 7th, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: aphrodisiac amber nursing home mood

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#29130504)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: pearly arrogant partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#36610062)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Puce rebellious foreskin

Auto ding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882860)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Arousing stag film patrolman

how so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882865)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Arousing stag film patrolman

well you guys have been surprisingly helpful. ty and good night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25883114)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Arousing stag film patrolman

thoughts on "stimming"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25887647)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:48 PM
Author: Chest-beating abnormal feces

Amusing, but unlikely to land a job or result in no offer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25887950)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:52 PM
Author: cobalt

Are you a D-1 athlete that can help the firm basketball/softball/soccer/flag football or any other team? That's the only shit I look at listed interests for. Well, that and to laugh at the interests with co-workers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25887958)



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Date: August 27th, 2014 5:39 AM
Author: Aqua Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26216328)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: Lemon Crawly National Security Agency

Then put "I have no interests, talents, or hobbies" on resume. Please post recruiter reactions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26688933)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 5:54 PM
Author: brindle digit ratio

Or just put "Interests:" and leave it blank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26690102)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: cream vigorous bawdyhouse macaca

Interests: N/A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#44470950)



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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: Aqua Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26798086)



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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: Offensive Maroon Keepsake Machete

should 100% have it assuming you list normal stuff like golf, skiing, whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26798103)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 6:17 PM
Author: Sable depressive

All it does is make you come across as a guy who isn't qualified for the job and needs it to fill out his resume and fill interviews with something to talk about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26976170)



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Date: January 3rd, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: Bronze people who are hurt

*enraged aspie with no interests*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27046492)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 6:17 PM
Author: twinkling hominid

LSD GYNECOLOGY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26976172)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Adventurous Psychic Blood Rage

ungarbaged, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27002699)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:29 PM
Author: Offensive Maroon Keepsake Machete

it's cool if you have chill, fratty interests. i once spent half of an interview talking about trout fishing with a bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27002710)



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Date: February 6th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Shimmering voyeur incel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS6kzUTW-sA

"I see your hobbies are drinking, smoking weed and all kinds of ill shit."

"yea"

HIRED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27262958)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal sneaky criminal genital piercing

I have a 180 interests section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27273503)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 7:05 PM
Author: Brilliant Factory Reset Button

“Not working”

“Spending my dad’s money”

“Being a shiftless lush”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#34830890)



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Date: March 21st, 2023 6:42 PM
Author: 

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#46080848)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author:  insecure athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27273559)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Obsidian property

Is it webcam ass gaping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27273626)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: disturbing friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27653081)



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Date: August 16th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: walnut turdskin

I wrote about INFB. was immediately offered in-counsel position at Halford Industries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#28566277)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: disturbing friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#32307135)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant Cruel-hearted Lay Coldplay Fan

Whenever interviewers asked me about BRYCE HARPER I thought the interview was going well. but they didnt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#32307186)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: nofapping anal organic girlfriend

not something so general that it is meaningless fluff (e.g. WGWWG)

not something that a significant number of people oppose or find repulsive (e.g. AGWWG)

something that is respectable, but so niche that any employer who remotely shares in that interest will have a feeling of near-kinship with you (e.g. WGWAG)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#32307227)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 8:30 PM
Author: Submissive territorial laser beams

it's a good way to weed out Asian chicks who have married HANDSOME and thus don't have an Asian name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#32308510)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author:  mad cow disease

I have one or two interesting ones that I put on there; I can speak intelligently for a few minutes about them so it comes across like they are actual interest instead of just saying masturbating and ranting against the urban elite

When I started to get serious interviews it actually helped, I would say 50% of the time they circled it and at the and wanted to talk about it and gave me an opportunity to not be a corporate automaton for a few minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#32655691)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:45 PM
Author: Misunderstood magenta sandwich

put something that completely does not match what you look like. if you’re short and fat, put basketball. if you’re a black dude, put country music. if you’re asian, put hardcore gangsta rap. if you’re a white male, put not being a racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#34772605)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: Brilliant Factory Reset Button

NOWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#34772614)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 7:03 PM
Author: Brilliant Factory Reset Button

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#34830877)



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Date: February 3rd, 2019 5:57 PM
Author: Honey-headed shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#37717512)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 8:49 AM
Author: hyperactive dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#38198612)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 10:14 AM
Author:  sweet tailpipe chad

I have reviewed thousands of resumes and the only "interests" section I can remember is from a woman who climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro without supplemental oxygen. I think it is of little value and you will not be dinged for skipping it. I am not sure law recruiters want to hire people with interests anyway. I had a life before law school and was told by an honest interviewer at OCI that if I did one more thing it would be "damn near fatal." He said that law sucked so much that they didn't like to hire people who had other options, as they would invariably leave and go do something else. And this was 45 years ago - imagine today.

Of course I am obsolete, so if the placement people strongly suggest you put something in, make it look applicable to law - something that would aid getting clients for example. At least make sure it's active rather than passive, e.g., playing music > listening to music. If a firm claims it is doing holistic hiring you can be sure it's a lie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#40958474)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: Ocher
Subject: Mt. Kili is a gentle day hike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#47500292)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: frum light death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#47709989)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:12 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#41066004)



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Date: November 4th, 2021 9:23 PM
Author:  indecent legal warrant

try to say something harmlessly funny or that makes you seem interesting. otherwise don’t bother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#43389049)



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Date: December 24th, 2021 11:05 PM
Author: Fishy Zombie-like Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#43671609)



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Date: March 21st, 2023 6:44 PM
Author: 

Interests section is 180 but you need to have actual interests you can ad lib about. That's what they're there for. If someone tells me they like "literature" or some shit I ask them to recommend me a book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#46080850)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 7:19 AM
Author: bearded rigpig

"vengeance" (with no context or other interests) seems cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#46227742)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: Violet magical fat ankles

you do know you're about to get rejected/fired once you start talking about hobbies or "interests" with your employer

they're not your friends or even sentient entities, their goal is to extract as much value as possible at the lowest bidder along with countless other parameters

but interests? yeah, you're fucked. it's over.

oh and also, fuck companies that do this i.e. try to turn a job, any job into a fucking 'lifestyle' or any hint of entrepreneurship

check the numbers now and look how that turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#46227783)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Glassy

When I updated my resume under interests it said “shopping online.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#47500308)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: tan kink-friendly black woman water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#47873246)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:18 PM
Author: Emerald

https://suno.com/song/78606ed5-51c1-407a-bc60-8fe2ed0b567b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#48070048)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Pontificating persian

Easily the gayest part of any resume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#48070051)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 4:22 PM
Author:  silver filthpig



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Date: November 11th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Transparent Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#49422143)