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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
razzle-dazzle walnut party of the first part
  12/08/25
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razzle-dazzle walnut party of the first part
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
cracking faggotry
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Metal iridescent heaven
  12/12/25
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multi-colored property
  12/17/25
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Lemon zombie-like casino
  12/17/25
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Charcoal place of business
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Canary goyim location
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
razzle-dazzle walnut party of the first part
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Canary goyim location
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
razzle-dazzle walnut party of the first part
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Curious Ladyboy Voyeur
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
razzle-dazzle walnut party of the first part
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
bearded sandwich gay wizard
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
razzle-dazzle walnut party of the first part
  12/18/25
lol
titillating scourge upon the earth useless brakes
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
bearded sandwich gay wizard
  12/17/25
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razzle-dazzle walnut party of the first part
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
multi-colored property
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
impertinent station
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
titillating scourge upon the earth useless brakes
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
multi-colored property
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
impertinent station
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
multi-colored property
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
Purple People Who Are Hurt Yarmulke
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
wine queen of the night
  12/17/25
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big poppy hunting ground
  12/17/25
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Harsh gaming laptop selfie
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Awkward whorehouse
  12/17/25
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big-titted dashing locus depressive
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
razzle-dazzle walnut party of the first part
  12/17/25
...
Contagious Orchid Turdskin
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
arousing theater volcanic crater
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
mint flickering lay famous landscape painting
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
Purple People Who Are Hurt Yarmulke
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
mint flickering lay famous landscape painting
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
Purple People Who Are Hurt Yarmulke
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
mint flickering lay famous landscape painting
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
rambunctious ratface
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
impertinent station
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
arousing theater volcanic crater
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
impertinent station
  12/17/25
...
rambunctious ratface
  12/17/25
I am not!
arousing theater volcanic crater
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
grizzly national
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle walnut party of the first part

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle walnut party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: cracking faggotry

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Metal iridescent heaven

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: multi-colored property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Lemon zombie-like casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Charcoal place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Canary goyim location

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle walnut party of the first part

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Canary goyim location

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle walnut party of the first part

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Curious Ladyboy Voyeur

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle walnut party of the first part

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: bearded sandwich gay wizard

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle walnut party of the first part

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: titillating scourge upon the earth useless brakes

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: bearded sandwich gay wizard

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle walnut party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: multi-colored property

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: impertinent station

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: titillating scourge upon the earth useless brakes

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: multi-colored property

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: impertinent station

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: multi-colored property

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Purple People Who Are Hurt Yarmulke

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: wine queen of the night

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: big poppy hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Harsh gaming laptop selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Awkward whorehouse

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: big-titted dashing locus depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle walnut party of the first part

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Contagious Orchid Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: arousing theater volcanic crater

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: mint flickering lay famous landscape painting

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Purple People Who Are Hurt Yarmulke

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: mint flickering lay famous landscape painting

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Purple People Who Are Hurt Yarmulke

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: mint flickering lay famous landscape painting

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: rambunctious ratface

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: impertinent station

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: arousing theater volcanic crater

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: impertinent station

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: rambunctious ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: arousing theater volcanic crater

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: grizzly national

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518198)