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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Insecure stage associate
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
Mahogany Irradiated Heaven
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
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flirting twisted faggot firefighter
  12/12/25
lol ok man
Odious Crotch
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
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Mint Titillating Sanctuary Son Of Senegal
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
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...
Geriatric cobalt karate
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
carmine den idiot
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Impressive preventive strike
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Mahogany Irradiated Heaven
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Insecure stage associate
  12/12/25
...
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lol I’m done here
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yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
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JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
maize cocky office
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
deep theatre
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
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  12/12/25
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maize cocky office
  12/12/25
tp.
deep theatre
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zero %. 0.00%
Supple duck-like boiling water plaza
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they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
racy thirsty really tough guy
  12/12/25
who is that
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35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
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Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
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  12/12/25
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dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Insecure stage associate

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Mahogany Irradiated Heaven

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Laughsome beta field new version

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Odious Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Honey-headed concupiscible cuck casino

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: flirting twisted faggot firefighter

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Odious Crotch

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Crusty Rehab Party Of The First Part

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Mint Titillating Sanctuary Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: maize cocky office

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Geriatric cobalt karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: carmine den idiot

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Impressive preventive strike

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Mahogany Irradiated Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Insecure stage associate

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: deranged parlour bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Dark aphrodisiac public bath legend

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: saffron international law enforcement agency psychic

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: maize cocky office

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: deep theatre

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: racy thirsty really tough guy

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: maize cocky office

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: deep theatre

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Supple duck-like boiling water plaza

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: racy thirsty really tough guy

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Supple duck-like boiling water plaza

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Crusty Rehab Party Of The First Part

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Crusty Rehab Party Of The First Part

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: snowy balding whorehouse kitty

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: bateful tank mediation

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Odious Crotch

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Honey-headed concupiscible cuck casino

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: electric flesh hall twinkling uncleanness

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Laughsome beta field new version

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: electric flesh hall twinkling uncleanness

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Odious Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: thriller principal's office

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Magenta keepsake machete

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: At-the-ready marvelous hairy legs

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2Elisa#49506164)