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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
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Height of assosciate?
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
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lmfao
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ivory scourge upon the earth
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Moar!
Nudist Cuckoldry Indian Lodge
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Ebony church striped hyena
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he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
smoky selfie
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Arrogant Cream Athletic Conference
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It practically writes itself!
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Arrogant Cream Athletic Conference
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
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Ebony church striped hyena
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so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
turquoise jew parlor
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Ebony church striped hyena
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
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Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
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Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
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Red unholy home organic girlfriend
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
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you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Beta overrated coldplay fan dog poop
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Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Ebony church striped hyena
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Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
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Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Ebony church striped hyena
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don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Nudist Cuckoldry Indian Lodge
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pearl slimy space cuck
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(Rick Reilly)
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That hurt bro.
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great thread
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
ivory scourge upon the earth
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
poppy orchestra pit immigrant
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
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Arrogant Cream Athletic Conference
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bump for Buddy
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We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
concupiscible mental disorder hall
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This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
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*makes Buddy partner*
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Orchid Base
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Claret Ticket Booth
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who's a good associate?
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Hyperventilating Electric Furnace
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Orchid Base
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imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
Sooty Contagious Gas Station
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Ebony church striped hyena
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bossy histrionic hospital
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
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Arrogant Cream Athletic Conference
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
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naked temple nibblets
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pearl slimy space cuck
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Arrogant Cream Athletic Conference
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Apoplectic therapy hell
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underrated
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Ebony church striped hyena
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Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
hairraiser circlehead
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Ouch
Ebony church striped hyena
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SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
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Arrogant Cream Athletic Conference
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bossy histrionic hospital
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Charcoal goal in life heaven
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it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
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Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
Claret Ticket Booth
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Happy Friday, brothers.
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Ebony church striped hyena
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Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
Claret Ticket Booth
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This bort could use a palate cleanser today
naked temple nibblets
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I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Nudist Cuckoldry Indian Lodge
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provocative stead
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Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
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needed more golden retrievers
provocative stead
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provocative stead
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Misunderstood Balding Institution Famous Landscape Painting
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provocative stead
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
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naked temple nibblets
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CR.
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provocative stead
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i really like it here
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Arrogant Cream Athletic Conference
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
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provocative stead
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
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Arrogant Cream Athletic Conference
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Woah CR friend :-)
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Misunderstood Balding Institution Famous Landscape Painting
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Ebony church striped hyena

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: smoky selfie

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Ebony church striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: puce casino



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: turquoise jew parlor

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Ebony church striped hyena

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: turquoise jew parlor

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Ebony church striped hyena

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: turquoise jew parlor

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Ebony church striped hyena

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: bossy histrionic hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Beta overrated coldplay fan dog poop

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: exhilarant blood rage halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Ebony church striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: pearl slimy space cuck

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: bisexual weed whacker parlour

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Ebony church striped hyena

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: bossy histrionic hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: gay mediation box office

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: bisexual weed whacker parlour

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Ebony church striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: gay mediation box office

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: bisexual weed whacker parlour



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Orchid Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: smoky selfie

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

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"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Ebony church striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Chocolate trump supporter brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Cracking drunken shrine brethren



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Orchid Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Ebony church striped hyena

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: indigo passionate friendly grandma

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Arrogant Cream Athletic Conference

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: smoky selfie

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Red unholy home organic girlfriend



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: bisexual weed whacker parlour

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy location

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: naked temple nibblets

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: smoky selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Jet-lagged cocky center chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Milky milk kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Red unholy home organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: exhilarant blood rage halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: bossy histrionic hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Charismatic Generalized Bond



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: poppy orchestra pit immigrant

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Cracking drunken shrine brethren



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: laughsome whorehouse mad cow disease

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal travel guidebook dopamine



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: bisexual weed whacker parlour

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: ivory scourge upon the earth

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: hideous area roast beef

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Vibrant yapping rehab

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: brindle theater

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: naked temple nibblets

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Bawdyhouse Regret

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

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*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Beta overrated coldplay fan dog poop

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Ebony church striped hyena

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: aqua hairless piazza legal warrant

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Ebony church striped hyena

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Nudist Cuckoldry Indian Lodge

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: naked temple nibblets

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Ebony church striped hyena



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: outnumbered cuckold principal's office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: bisexual weed whacker parlour

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477006)



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Author: Dashing Demanding Gay Wizard Theatre

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: bisexual weed whacker parlour

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: odious carmine faggotry pit

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: ivory scourge upon the earth

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: poppy orchestra pit immigrant

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: vengeful antidepressant drug

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: jade boyish macaca

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Aggressive corn cake headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: jade boyish macaca

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: jade boyish macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: mildly autistic business firm

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Idiotic trip stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: pearl slimy space cuck

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Arrogant Cream Athletic Conference

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: jade boyish macaca

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Arrogant Cream Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: jade boyish macaca

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: concupiscible mental disorder hall

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Motley lemon hissy fit

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Motley lemon hissy fit

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: bossy histrionic hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: puce casino

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: dead mahogany state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: marvelous chest-beating locus digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: mildly autistic business firm

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: bisexual weed whacker parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Arousing know-it-all crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Orchid Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: purple keepsake machete masturbator

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Claret Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Vibrant yapping rehab

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Electric Furnace

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Ebony church striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Orchid Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Sooty Contagious Gas Station

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Ebony church striped hyena

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: bossy histrionic hospital

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Apoplectic therapy hell

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Frum lime set gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Titillating Nighttime Sandwich Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: poppy orchestra pit immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Claret Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: purple keepsake machete masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: underhanded bbw den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Walnut internet-worthy alpha field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Effete emerald mood foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle honey-headed property clown

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: turquoise jew parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: Twisted lascivious nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Silver Slippery Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Citrine House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: plum corner yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: Walnut internet-worthy alpha field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Arrogant Cream Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: pearl slimy space cuck

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: Arrogant Cream Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: blue deep love of her life station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Claret Ticket Booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: hideous area roast beef

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: purple keepsake machete masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: turquoise jew parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Slate Public Bath French Chef



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Claret Ticket Booth

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Claret Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: naked temple nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: provocative stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: pearl slimy space cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Arrogant Cream Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Apoplectic therapy hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: outnumbered cuckold principal's office

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: spectacular dragon

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Apoplectic therapy hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Claret Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: purple keepsake machete masturbator

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Ebony church striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: hairraiser circlehead

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Ebony church striped hyena

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Thriller nubile meetinghouse

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Arrogant Cream Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: bossy histrionic hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: Navy site

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Bistre stirring roommate plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: bossy histrionic hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Claret Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Apoplectic therapy hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Charcoal goal in life heaven



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Costumed wonderful locale international law enforcement agency

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Claret Ticket Booth

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: naked temple nibblets

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Ebony church striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Claret Ticket Booth

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: naked temple nibblets

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Nudist Cuckoldry Indian Lodge

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: provocative stead



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: 180 narrow-minded dilemma useless brakes

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: provocative stead



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Arrogant Cream Athletic Conference



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Arrogant Cream Athletic Conference



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: bonkers resort sweet tailpipe

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: provocative stead

needed more golden retrievers

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: provocative stead

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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Misunderstood Balding Institution Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: provocative stead



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Silver Slippery Abode

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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: naked temple nibblets



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Arrogant Cream Athletic Conference

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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Claret Ticket Booth



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: provocative stead



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Ebony church striped hyena

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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Arrogant Cream Athletic Conference



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Arrogant Cream Athletic Conference



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Arrogant Cream Athletic Conference

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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Silver Slippery Abode



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: provocative stead



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Silver Slippery Abode

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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: provocative stead



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: Ebony church striped hyena



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Claret Ticket Booth



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: out-of-control supple stage



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Arrogant Cream Athletic Conference



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Arrogant Cream Athletic Conference

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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Silver Slippery Abode



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Misunderstood Balding Institution Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Silver Slippery Abode



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Excitant medicated deer antler office

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Claret Ticket Booth



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Claret Ticket Booth



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Silver Slippery Abode



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: provocative stead



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: mauve coiffed feces patrolman



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: cerise frisky trailer park personal credit line



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Violent telephone pocket flask



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: galvanic native skinny woman



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Claret Ticket Booth



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: offensive vivacious sneaky criminal rigpig

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Claret Ticket Booth

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: Arrogant Cream Athletic Conference



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: Arrogant Cream Athletic Conference



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: tripping racy lay



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: ruby bateful theater stage

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Arrogant Cream Athletic Conference

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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Burgundy step-uncle's house marketing idea



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: cheese-eating menage

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: Arrogant Cream Athletic Conference

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: exciting mother nursing home

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz angry police squad



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: provocative stead



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Misunderstood Balding Institution Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: provocative stead



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Claret Ticket Booth

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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: Haunting really tough guy giraffe



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Stimulating dysfunction

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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: Elite



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Red unholy home organic girlfriend

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: Elite

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: Red unholy home organic girlfriend

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
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