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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
Judgmental irradiated haunted graveyard
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
Brilliant Mexican Philosopher-king
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
Grizzly cuckoldry
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
Frozen Range Lettuce
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
Brilliant Mexican Philosopher-king
  11/12/24
wow!
fishy lascivious macaca
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
Soggy partner heaven
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
Sadistic Senate Stain
  11/12/24
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Brilliant Mexican Philosopher-king
  11/12/24
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Fragrant splenetic church building crotch
  11/12/24
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fishy lascivious macaca
  11/12/24
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Frozen Range Lettuce
  11/12/24
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azure keepsake machete
  06/08/25
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Magical appetizing theatre
  06/08/25
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racy roommate
  06/08/25
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At-the-ready submissive cruise ship
  06/08/25
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fishy lascivious macaca
  06/08/25
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Bat-shit-crazy Genital Piercing
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
Fragrant splenetic church building crotch
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
Brilliant Mexican Philosopher-king
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
overrated native
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
light motley sanctuary
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
Grizzly cuckoldry
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
Aquamarine Rigor
  11/12/24
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racy roommate
  06/08/25
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At-the-ready submissive cruise ship
  06/08/25
Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
pearly tank
  11/12/24
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fishy lascivious macaca
  11/12/24
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Medicated unhinged parlor
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
Contagious maroon indirect expression stock car
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
fishy lascivious macaca
  11/12/24
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fishy lascivious macaca
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
talented bipolar site
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
Magical appetizing theatre
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
histrionic copper rigpig
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
Magical appetizing theatre
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
Brilliant Mexican Philosopher-king
  06/08/25
Damning.
Big locale
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Judgmental irradiated haunted graveyard

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Brilliant Mexican Philosopher-king

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Grizzly cuckoldry

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: Frozen Range Lettuce

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: Brilliant Mexican Philosopher-king

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: fishy lascivious macaca

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: Soggy partner heaven

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Sadistic Senate Stain

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Brilliant Mexican Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Fragrant splenetic church building crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: fishy lascivious macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Frozen Range Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: azure keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: Magical appetizing theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: racy roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: At-the-ready submissive cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: fishy lascivious macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Fragrant splenetic church building crotch

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Brilliant Mexican Philosopher-king

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: overrated native

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: light motley sanctuary

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Grizzly cuckoldry

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Aquamarine Rigor

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: racy roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: At-the-ready submissive cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: pearly tank

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: fishy lascivious macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: Medicated unhinged parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: Contagious maroon indirect expression stock car

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: fishy lascivious macaca

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: fishy lascivious macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: talented bipolar site

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Magical appetizing theatre

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: histrionic copper rigpig

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Magical appetizing theatre

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Brilliant Mexican Philosopher-king

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Big locale

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996493)