Goals for 2025: $1.5m Net Worth, 150 Countries Visited, 1,500 Nigga Cocks in Ass
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Date: December 7th, 2024 6:50 AM Author: adventurous casino
I just need abt a 20% gain in my portfolio to get to 1.5m. Seems good chance of this happening.
I need 16 countries to get to 150. Shld be simple: First trip will go to Papua Nigga Guinea + 5-6 South Pacific Nations + NZ. Then in Summer will go to Europe finish the 4-5 countries I haven't visited then fly to Caribbean and do the 10-12 countries left there plus Guyana and Suriname. I shld get to like 155 or something
1,500 Nigga Cocks in Ass will be the difficult one. That's over 4.1 Nigga Cocks in Ass per day. It may be hard (and painful hehe) to maintain this rate but I will try my hardest and my go to Africa after Caribbean to get this done
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2Elisa#48421430)
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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:28 AM Author: Aphrodisiac theater
Just do casual 20% gain in a year lmao
This year was an anomaly
I trusting the guy who literally called the bottom of the Covid market who is saying we drop in 2025
You’ll be back in the 1 comma club this time next year!
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645459&forum_id=2#48419781
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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:04 AM Author: adventurous casino
Even since August 5 it's up 30% on qqq faggot, 425 to 525
TSLA is up 100% almost since then
Amazon like 50%..eat shit nigga
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2Elisa#48421569) |
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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:42 AM Author: Cerebral Sienna Nursing Home Double Fault
SVIX allows you to short the VIX. This is inherently a winning position because the VIX almost always overestimates actual volatility. There's your edge.
It follows and will continue to follow a predictable sawtooth pattern. It crashes whenever the VIX spikes, then rises for 1-3 years again before another big VIX spike.
TQQQ is a directional bet with leveraged ETF volatility drag that's barely any better than gambling.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2Elisa#48421544) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:00 AM Author: adventurous casino
NW $1,427,511 which given that it went below 900k after Orange Idiot's tariffs I'm amazed at
Countries: 156 so met
Nigga Cock: 0, even niggas dont want to furk this old turd. Ive just accepted this, it is what it is
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2Elisa#49551592) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:58 PM Author: Bronze Yapping University Factory Reset Button
EOY NW: $2,194,760
Countries Visited: 6 (same as last year, visited only California, New York, New Jersey, Arkansas, Oklahoma, and Texas this year).
Children: 4
Dependents: 5
House Square Footage: 4150
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2Elisa#49554296)
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