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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Gay haunting menage depressive
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
jade garrison
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
nighttime dull parlor
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
jade garrison
  07/14/25
100%
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  07/15/25
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  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
spectacular aqua codepig
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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Laughsome cocky keepsake machete
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"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
cracking overrated yarmulke abode
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Gay haunting menage depressive
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Histrionic stead background story
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
cracking overrated yarmulke abode
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Gay haunting menage depressive
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
cracking overrated yarmulke abode
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Gay haunting menage depressive
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
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jfc 180
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
claret cruel-hearted volcanic crater
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
contagious cuckold
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
jade garrison
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nighttime dull parlor
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cracking overrated yarmulke abode
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Gay haunting menage depressive
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
jade garrison
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Gay haunting menage depressive
  07/14/25
wut
puce well-lubricated station newt
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Gay haunting menage depressive
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
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  07/14/25
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  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Excitant doctorate
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
floppy medicated clown
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
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How big is her penis?
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Laughsome cocky keepsake machete
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Laughsome cocky keepsake machete
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Gay haunting menage depressive
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Gay haunting menage depressive

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: jade garrison

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: nighttime dull parlor

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: jade garrison

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Laughsome cocky keepsake machete

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: dashing insecure partner tanning salon

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: spectacular aqua codepig

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: slate rehab

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: contagious cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Laughsome cocky keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: cracking overrated yarmulke abode

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Gay haunting menage depressive

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Histrionic stead background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: cracking overrated yarmulke abode

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Gay haunting menage depressive

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: cracking overrated yarmulke abode

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Gay haunting menage depressive

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: cracking overrated yarmulke abode

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: appetizing house fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Beta yellow idea he suggested french chef

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: cracking overrated yarmulke abode

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: dashing insecure partner tanning salon

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Laughsome cocky keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: claret cruel-hearted volcanic crater

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: contagious cuckold

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: jade garrison

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: nighttime dull parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: cracking overrated yarmulke abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Gay haunting menage depressive

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: jade garrison

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Gay haunting menage depressive

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: puce well-lubricated station newt

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Gay haunting menage depressive

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Comical bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: appetizing house fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: impressive boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: wild private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Trump Supporter Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Talented range masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: domesticated rigpig

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: wild private investor

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: spectacular aqua codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Saffron wrinkle ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Histrionic stead background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: massive swashbuckling sex offender circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: cracking overrated yarmulke abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: arousing knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: buck-toothed concupiscible church weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Saffron wrinkle ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Laughsome cocky keepsake machete

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Laughsome cocky keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: appetizing house fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: lavender nofapping party of the first part principal's office

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: At-the-ready Coiffed Gunner Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Unhinged purple generalized bond

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: appetizing house fat ankles

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Excitant doctorate

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: floppy medicated clown

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Green fear-inspiring double fault

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Sienna Public Bath Brethren

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: titillating lettuce

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Racy chrome cruise ship black woman

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Beta yellow idea he suggested french chef

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: naked fragrant stag film mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: dashing insecure partner tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: cracking overrated yarmulke abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Laughsome cocky keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Laughsome cocky keepsake machete

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Gay haunting menage depressive

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104451)