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My daughter is the only reason I get up in the morning.

I absolutely hate life and this world and have accomplished ...
Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road
  10/30/25
pretty sure I would've killed self / gone off the grid a dec...
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  10/30/25
Yes she is all that gives me the strength to go on. I hate m...
Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road
  10/30/25
suburbs. but that train takes me into the tuna oven every mo...
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  10/30/25
Gawd damn how do you know want to kill yourself. I'm out in ...
Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road
  10/30/25
oh but I do want to kill myself
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  10/30/25
What if your daughter asked you to find more reasons to live...
A Dick is Not Dispositive
  10/30/25
My only reason to live is to guide her into being the best p...
Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road
  10/30/25
This is a terrible, terrible example to set bro. Children wi...
shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker
  10/30/25
...
Paralegal Jahangir
  10/30/25
...
A Dick is Not Dispositive
  10/30/25
What are you going to do when she finds a partner and moves ...
Miss Anthropy
  10/30/25
What will you do after she is 10 and starts to hate you?
A Dick is Not Dispositive
  10/30/25
ty in 10 years I'll be contributing to her OnlyFans.
lfo
  10/30/25
She's 11 months old.
Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road
  10/30/25
And?
lfo
  10/30/25
Bro you have problems. I want my daughter to be the next Fla...
Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road
  10/30/25
brother let me ask two things (1) what does your wife do and...
lfo
  10/30/25
1. She quit work the instant she got pregnant and got on &qu...
Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road
  10/30/25
Uh brother I am very sorry but she is going to be a ho on Ti...
lfo
  10/30/25
Never bro. She is the most beautiful, sweetest girl in the w...
Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road
  10/30/25
you don't go to church and your wife is high as a kite, you ...
lfo
  10/30/25
Hes also fat
Paralegal Six Nine
  10/30/25
My waist size is the same at 43 as it was at 18, CUNTYYYYYYY...
Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road
  10/30/25
Yes. It was and is 53".
Paralegal Six Nine
  10/30/25
Church is a weirdo cult. Yes my wife's addiction to tobacco ...
Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road
  10/30/25
You are the one who is going to have problems in this area m...
oderus urungus
  10/30/25
lmao
Roblox
  10/30/25
Funny coincidence, your daughter is the only reason I get up...
;;......,.,.,.;.,.,.,.,.,
  10/30/25
She is 11 months old.
Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road
  10/30/25
That's okay, I don't discriminate
;;......,.,.,.;.,.,.,.,.,
  10/30/25
My daughter is also the only reason I get up in the morning....
Snigglex
  10/30/25
(Sniggley Dangerfield)
shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker
  10/30/25
same
Paralegal Jahangir
  10/30/25
if I move to Noosa, will you drive up and have a drink with ...
cheese man
  10/30/25
Help is on the way https://x.com/persianjewess/status/198...
,:....,..,..,,,....,,....,...
  10/30/25
Glad that she’s 180 and has given you purpose but to b...
titus chicken
  10/30/25
That’s an absurd and unachievable goal
oderus urungus
  10/30/25
...
Paralegal Jahangir
  10/30/25
What are we? Chopped liver?
biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm
  10/30/25
Your moniker sounds like a great way to add some spice to li...
cannon
  10/30/25
She's eleven months bro. You got at least wait until 4-5 bef...
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  10/30/25
Very creepy imo
oderus urungus
  10/30/25
also, if you really love her, don’t idealize your 11mo...
todd bonzalez
  10/30/25
...
Paralegal Jahangir
  10/30/25
Jfc whokebe. So once she’s gone you’ll have no r...
-retiered-
  10/30/25
Whokbe is a sterile imp
.,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
  10/30/25
...
-retiered-
  10/30/25
same, but son rather than daughter. would be living elsewher...
\'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"
  10/30/25
...
no white posters left
  10/30/25
Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road ignoring &...
no white posters left
  10/30/25
What?
-retiered-
  10/30/25
How did everyone instantly know this is whokebe.
Senior Ethics Official
  10/30/25


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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road

I absolutely hate life and this world and have accomplished everything I wanted already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387114)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:29 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

pretty sure I would've killed self / gone off the grid a decade ago if it wasn't for my kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387119)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road

Yes she is all that gives me the strength to go on. I hate modern society. I hate my work. I have done all I ever wanted in this world.

Do you live in the city?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387126)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

suburbs. but that train takes me into the tuna oven every morning!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387132)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road

Gawd damn how do you know want to kill yourself. I'm out in Guanaba in the hinterland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387139)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

oh but I do want to kill myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388438)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:35 AM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive

What if your daughter asked you to find more reasons to live?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387130)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road

My only reason to live is to guide her into being the best person she can be. I've realised that the only spiritual guidance I can gain is through my only reading and writing otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387133)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker (🧐)

This is a terrible, terrible example to set bro. Children will internalize this more than you could possibly imagine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387505)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Paralegal Jahangir



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387539)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388075)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Miss Anthropy

What are you going to do when she finds a partner and moves to Australia? Will you move to Australia too? Does she want you to? Maybe she thinks you are too clingy and needy, and wants you to find another 'reason to live'. She has her own life and want to explore the world, but doesnt need your parental input or judgement anymore. She wants to discover life for herself, whereever that might be, doing whatever is calling to her and that makes sense to her. What are you going to do when this happens?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387517)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive

What will you do after she is 10 and starts to hate you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388079)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: lfo

ty in 10 years I'll be contributing to her OnlyFans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387131)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road

She's 11 months old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387135)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: lfo

And?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387138)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road

Bro you have problems. I want my daughter to be the next Flannery O Connor. Not some ho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387140)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: lfo

brother let me ask two things (1) what does your wife do and (2) how do you spend your sunday mornings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387142)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:48 AM
Author: Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road

1. She quit work the instant she got pregnant and got on "medical marijuana" literally within an hour of delivering.

2. I take my daughter out on a walk to the park and through the rainforest so she can practice crawling. It's the time of my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387150)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 7:05 AM
Author: lfo

Uh brother I am very sorry but she is going to be a ho on TikTok by 2035.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387176)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road

Never bro. She is the most beautiful, sweetest girl in the world. She's going to be my Flannery O Connor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387180)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: lfo

you don't go to church and your wife is high as a kite, you are permafucked, you are at best Stoner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387182)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 7:09 AM
Author: Paralegal Six Nine

Hes also fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387183)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road

My waist size is the same at 43 as it was at 18, CUNTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387186)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Paralegal Six Nine

Yes. It was and is 53".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387879)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road

Church is a weirdo cult. Yes my wife's addiction to tobacco and alcohol is a serious concern. But my little girl is very active and has had a pretty incredible life so far. She's spent 6 of her 11 months in Tasmania and a month in the Daintree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387185)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: oderus urungus

You are the one who is going to have problems in this area my guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387516)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Roblox

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387519)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:52 AM
Author: ;;......,.,.,.;.,.,.,.,., ( )


Funny coincidence, your daughter is the only reason I get up in the morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387155)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:53 AM
Author: Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road

She is 11 months old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387158)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: ;;......,.,.,.;.,.,.,.,., ( )


That's okay, I don't discriminate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388288)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Snigglex

My daughter is also the only reason I get up in the morning. If she didn’t kick the door in every morning to wake me up, I’d get up in the early afternoon instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387415)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker (🧐)

(Sniggley Dangerfield)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387508)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Paralegal Jahangir

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387541)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: cheese man (✅🍑)

if I move to Noosa, will you drive up and have a drink with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387418)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: ,:....,..,..,,,....,,....,...


Help is on the way

https://x.com/persianjewess/status/1983642206603981043?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387487)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 9:47 AM
Author: titus chicken

Glad that she’s 180 and has given you purpose but to be the best dad for her you have to love a full life and have some things of your own that make you happy. She’ll be better off seeing a healthy thriving dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387451)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: oderus urungus

That’s an absurd and unachievable goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387521)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Paralegal Jahangir



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387542)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm

What are we? Chopped liver?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387492)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: cannon

Your moniker sounds like a great way to add some spice to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387499)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

She's eleven months bro. You got at least wait until 4-5 before you start saying shit like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387510)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: oderus urungus

Very creepy imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387549)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: todd bonzalez

also, if you really love her, don’t idealize your 11mo old into the next flannery o’connor. jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387515)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Paralegal Jahangir



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387544)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: -retiered-

Jfc whokebe. So once she’s gone you’ll have no reason to get up in the morning? She’ll be gone, maybe off to another continent like her so-called “dad.”

I still don’t buy that you even have a daughter. You’ve said plenty of things with full confidence and fake details before, like when you claimed to have spoken to a dead poster two years after he died.

If you had no reason to live before she existed, then having her wasn’t the solution. You’re not exactly setting the kind of example anyone should look up to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387567)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


Whokbe is a sterile imp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387573)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: -retiered-



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387650)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

same, but son rather than daughter. would be living elsewhere and instantly divorced if not for the kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388088)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: no white posters left



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388289)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: no white posters left

Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road ignoring "11 month old baby on board" car sticker

"Hes fraud, he lied about talking to a dead poster"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388295)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: -retiered-

What?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388390)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Senior Ethics Official

How did everyone instantly know this is whokebe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388429)