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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
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Moar!
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Underhanded ape
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he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
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titillating orchestra pit
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
Underhanded ape
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
curious set
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Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
Underhanded ape
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
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Shit
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titillating orchestra pit
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Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
obsidian ceo
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
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you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
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Crimson motley range fanboi
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Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Underhanded ape
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Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
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  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Underhanded ape
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don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
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titillating orchestra pit
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
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(Rick Reilly)
Mind-boggling psychic
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That hurt bro.
vivacious ebony telephone
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great thread
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
obsidian ceo
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
Irradiated Ratface
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
Irradiated Ratface
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
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titillating orchestra pit
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bump for Buddy
Irradiated Ratface
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Dead coffee pot marketing idea
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This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
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Cyan Crackhouse
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
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Silver cruise ship
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*makes Buddy partner*
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Sexy police squad
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who's a good associate?
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
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Underhanded ape
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Vengeful incel locus
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imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
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180
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180^180
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Disgusting Coldplay Fan
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curious set
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
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Abnormal home
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underrated
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Sexy police squad
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
Disgusting Coldplay Fan
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Underhanded ape
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Gaped 180 Clown
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Ouch
Underhanded ape
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
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Cyan Crackhouse
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180
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it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
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Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
Sexy police squad
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
fuchsia stag film
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Underhanded ape
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Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
Sexy police squad
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
fuchsia stag film
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I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
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spectacular tanning salon kitty
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Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
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titillating orchestra pit
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uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
Lavender elite theatre
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
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spectacular tanning salon kitty
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deep giraffe
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fuchsia stag film
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CR.
titillating orchestra pit
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spectacular tanning salon kitty
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i really like it here
Underhanded ape
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titillating orchestra pit
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titillating orchestra pit
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
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deep giraffe
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spectacular tanning salon kitty
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
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Underhanded ape
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titillating orchestra pit
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Woah CR friend :-)
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TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds...
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Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talen...
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he made equity partner https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Underhanded ape

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: sick location

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Submissive mustard electric furnace church

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: titillating orchestra pit

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Floppy Dopamine Toilet Seat

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: curious set

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Underhanded ape

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: curious set

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Underhanded ape

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: curious set

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Underhanded ape

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Cyan Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Flirting Heady Associate Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Crimson motley range fanboi

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Black Marvelous Business Firm Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Underhanded ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Rebellious ocher ticket booth pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: titillating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Rebellious ocher ticket booth pocket flask

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: vivacious ebony telephone

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Underhanded ape

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Cyan Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Floppy Dopamine Toilet Seat

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: vivacious ebony telephone

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Underhanded ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Floppy Dopamine Toilet Seat

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: vivacious ebony telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: multi-colored sienna meetinghouse factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Yellow misanthropic principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: useless bright shrine international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Vengeful incel locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: sick location

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Underhanded ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Histrionic Toaster Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: laughsome selfie den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Vengeful incel locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Underhanded ape

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: copper soggy theater stage

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: onyx apoplectic athletic conference stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: titillating orchestra pit

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: sick location

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: bronze foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: vivacious ebony telephone

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Lascivious Olive Dingle Berry

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: fuchsia stag film

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: sick location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Appetizing snowy pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed vigorous mad cow disease trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: bronze foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Black Marvelous Business Firm Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Cyan Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: lemon fortuitous meteor weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: vibrant gay house legend

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: laughsome selfie den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: stirring pearly library knife

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Crystalline Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: vivacious ebony telephone

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: obsidian ceo

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Cerebral box office

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling tattoo voyeur

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Anal aromatic national masturbator

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Abnormal home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Disgusting Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: poppy racy space milk

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Khaki Boyish Brunch Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: puce comical indian lodge prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: curious set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Burgundy buck-toothed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: deep giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: deep giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: deep giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Glassy autistic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: useless bright shrine international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Rebellious ocher ticket booth pocket flask

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: titillating orchestra pit

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: Indigo supple property dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Rebellious ocher ticket booth pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: fuchsia stag film

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: beady-eyed institution faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: big area becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring navy native twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Ruddy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Azure glittery base

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: alcoholic macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Crimson motley range fanboi

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Underhanded ape

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone plaza

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Underhanded ape

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Submissive mustard electric furnace church

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: fuchsia stag film

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Underhanded ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: titillating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: nofapping iridescent hunting ground hell

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Sexy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: vivacious ebony telephone

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Impressive transparent hairy legs philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: adventurous menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: curious set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Rebellious ocher ticket booth pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: vivacious ebony telephone

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Mind-boggling psychic

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: vivacious ebony telephone

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: zombie-like mildly autistic bawdyhouse

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: obsidian ceo

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: vibrant gay house legend

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: bateful walnut sanctuary idiot

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Irradiated Ratface

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed institution faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Irradiated Ratface

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Irradiated Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Bearded parlour

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz red resort filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Rebellious ocher ticket booth pocket flask

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: titillating orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Irradiated Ratface

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: ivory volcanic crater

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: titillating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Irradiated Ratface

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Dead coffee pot marketing idea

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: razzle clear water buffalo

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: razzle clear water buffalo

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Cyan Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Yellow misanthropic principal's office

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Bossy exhilarant heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Silver cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Bearded parlour

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: vivacious ebony telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Sooty medicated piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Vengeful incel locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Disgusting Coldplay Fan

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Sexy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling tattoo voyeur

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Slimy sandwich

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Underhanded ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Vengeful incel locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Salmon Cracking Karate

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Underhanded ape

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Cyan Crackhouse

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Abnormal home

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: metal stock car chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: garnet gunner school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: vibrant gay house legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Sexy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Disgusting Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: magenta concupiscible half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: useless bright shrine international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: twinkling alcoholic puppy fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: poppy racy space milk

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: curious set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: outnumbered state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: deep giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Narrow-minded skinny woman university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring navy native twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: useless bright shrine international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: titillating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Rebellious ocher ticket booth pocket flask

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: titillating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: chrome stage brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Sexy police squad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Cerebral box office

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Disgusting Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: curious set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: thriller forum lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Sexy police squad

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Sexy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: fuchsia stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: spectacular tanning salon kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Rebellious ocher ticket booth pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: titillating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Rebellious ocher ticket booth pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Abnormal home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: nofapping iridescent hunting ground hell

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: carnelian indirect expression corner

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Abnormal home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Sexy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Disgusting Coldplay Fan

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Underhanded ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Gaped 180 Clown

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Underhanded ape

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: alcoholic macaca

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: titillating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Cyan Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: Out-of-control address mexican

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: adventurous menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Cyan Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Sexy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Abnormal home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: harsh sepia rehab headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Sapphire organic girlfriend parlor

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Sexy police squad

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: fuchsia stag film

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Underhanded ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Sexy police squad

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: fuchsia stag film

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Submissive mustard electric furnace church

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: spectacular tanning salon kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: amber know-it-all center hissy fit

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: spectacular tanning salon kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: titillating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: titillating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44001619)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Lavender elite theatre

uhhh

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: spectacular tanning salon kitty

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: spectacular tanning salon kitty

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: white stage azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30455483)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: spectacular tanning salon kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: deep giraffe

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: fuchsia stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: titillating orchestra pit

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Sexy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: spectacular tanning salon kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Underhanded ape

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: titillating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43587048)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: titillating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44011463)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: titillating orchestra pit

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44011466)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: deep giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31301639)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: spectacular tanning salon kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31598188)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: deep giraffe

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: spectacular tanning salon kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: Underhanded ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Sexy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31632749)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Passionate Brass Theater Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32227623)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: titillating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43587050)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: titillating orchestra pit

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: deep giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31714746)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Low-t claret dilemma mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31742386)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: white stage azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: deep giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32227605)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: purple bipolar public bath sex offender

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Sexy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Sexy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32461086)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: buff windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32547026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: deep giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: spectacular tanning salon kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: indecent lay jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: buff windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#33409133)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: french new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#33409169)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: hyperactive bat-shit-crazy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Sexy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#33985675)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: haunting circlehead

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Sexy police squad

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: titillating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44011472)



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: titillating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44386625)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: odious degenerate mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#34010081)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Glassy autistic whorehouse

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: titillating orchestra pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Fighting cocky jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#34022170)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: aqua dashing faggotry

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: titillating orchestra pit

Gorgeous jet set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44011494)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Galvanic sticky bbw pit

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: yapping insanely creepy laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#34599459)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Scarlet abode patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#34611420)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring navy native twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#35366857)



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: spectacular tanning salon kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#34997551)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: white stage azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#35233934)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: spectacular tanning salon kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#35246573)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: amethyst station liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#35366774)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Sexy police squad

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: sinister lodge potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#38399330)



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: cordovan candlestick maker

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Wild massive mental disorder

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: tripping crawly sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39053724)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: Charismatic feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39059518)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: Rebellious ocher ticket booth pocket flask

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#47524036)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: bronze foreskin

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorneys-office-provide-support/story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39059516)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: bronze foreskin

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: tripping crawly sweet tailpipe

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: bronze foreskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: diverse chartreuse place of business

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39504537)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: titillating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44001625)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:40 AM
Author: Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing ( )

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#49521933)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: Vermilion Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#41917107)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal saffron roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43566239)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43566256)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: titillating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43571163)



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Rebellious ocher ticket booth pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44066414)



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Rebellious ocher ticket booth pocket flask

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#45283374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: useless bright shrine international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#45684448)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: Rebellious ocher ticket booth pocket flask

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#45739945)



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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: Rebellious ocher ticket booth pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#47371111)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: amethyst station liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#49343973)